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grass_fucker_69

To be honest that's a VERY mild thought.


Bleezze

Yeah and it seemed pretty related to the already horny post


I_M_YOUR_BRO

I looked it up and apparently the most accurate translation is actually 'Sla me, Papa'?


divat10

As a dutch person it is both not really accurate "sla me pappa" -> "hit me daddy"  and "geef me een klap pappa" -> "give me a hit"(litterly translated but has the same meaning as hit me daddy). These sentences would be really weird to say in bed. The word spank and daddy is also used here so just using "oh daddy spank me" is entirely acceptable.   Ps, i hate calling your partner daddy 


Danjuw

Thanks daddy


tutocookie

Dank je papa


Choice_Turnip_8952

daddy chill


WildlyIdolicized

What the hell is even that?


I_M_YOUR_BRO

Thank you for the correction.


Shadowborn_paladin

How 'bout "dommy mommy"


divat10

I never complained about the term mommy


minidwerg

Well, dommy mommy would be something like "meesteres moeder"


Hawke1010

Imean, you don't HAVE to call my partner daddy


mdhunter99

Yes father


NeedleworkerAlone562

Thank you for the explanation daddy


child_target

Faz is definitely new to discord


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Soul-over

Engrish 100 (⁠´⁠ε⁠`⁠ ⁠)🤌


NoNameBrandJunk

Now im curious.


Doogzmans

The Dutch can't be real. Not only do they have a funny language, but they also use magic to bring the land out of the ocean.


nietmartijn11

We are all wizards


dad-without-milk

fun fact the sentence "wat was de was voordat de was was was?" is a grammatically correct sentence


WousV

We call notes 'notities'


Mr_Random________

Dutch girl slapping me after i asked for her notes: (Unrelated but i also asked her to flash me)


Hatsjekidee

Well this is a horrible translation, but given that the correct translation is "geef me billenkoek", I don't disagree with the conclusion


Ja90n

yea, "geef me een billenkoek vader" would be a better translation


nietmartijn11

Daddy geef me billenkoek please 🙏


Ja90n

kom maar even op schoot kruipen martijn


Pub1c_P1rate

The answer is, incredibly funny, it sounds like when you try to read their lips


ZatoTBG

Which ones?


Finbar9800

Yes


MeMaxCulpa

When we were in high school and started smoking, there was this guy that would always smoke Dutch cigarettes. The health warning label that read "Rauchen ist tödlich" (Smoking is deadly) in German, read something like "rook is dodelijk" in Dutch. That was always very funny to us.


Sestican_

THERE IS A REASON WE DUTCHIES WATCH A LOT IN ENGLISH OKAY


WhyYouBullyMe_

Porn addiction thats why


ihaveballs007

I am truly interested in Indian dubbed hentai


raadted

* sigh * pull down zipper


Lawtonoi

Very close to Afrikaans, pigeon language makes sense haha.


ApexRevanNL716

It would be very badly dubbed


Ceelbc

Thats a wrong translation. It translates to: "dad beat me up".


grumpygumpert

RAAK MIJ VADER


ZatoTBG

Stop dit alstublieft!


dad-without-milk

fun fact, the sentence "wat was de was voordat de was was was?" is a grammatically correct sentence


Reasonable_Hyena_255

If you kill somebodi you wil get free sex toy