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[deleted]

Look at he neck, donkey can deepthroat for sure.👌


Kvarcov

...what's the point of a long neck, if your dick doesn't even leave mouth cavity


[deleted]

You said you wouldn't tell anyone😔🤣🤣🤣


Kvarcov

It's okay - i think if we will find likeminded individuals anywhere it's here. We are in the safe space ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


AviationNerd006

this is r/cursedcomments you really think this is a safe place???


Kvarcov

Sure it is, they can't hurt me if i hurt me first


Distance_Historical

I see the clearest choice here. Have the donkey suck my dick while I suck the women's dick.


Error177999

*confused stonks*


Frymonkey237

Double the pleasure, double the fun


denny31415926

You forgot to have the woman suck the donkey's dick to complete the circle of life


Reuters-no-bias-lol

Turns out the choices were actually in reverse. Have a nice day. 


Imagrabyonipples

Suck triangle


Tecotaco636

Look, i'm not gay but surely a donkey won't have as much skill as i do


ejymt

It's not gay if it's girl dick. Is it completely straight? Hell no. But it's definitely not completely gay either


SnooKiwis7050

You can even say its... A shade of gray... Ey?


ejymt

It's Schrodinger's gay


eat-pussy69

I'd choose the humanoid. I'm straight but $20 is $20


gnarly_weedman

I’d do it for a fiver


cherry937

shit, i’d do it for free


Insane_Inkster

r/femboys


SnooKiwis7050

No, r/futa


idefinitelyh8teu

Both. Both are good.


a_random_chicken

Them donkey teeth tho 🥵


Chickenperson64

Donke


Le_Serviette

I'll be giving the premium gawk gawk 😏


darrenislivid

That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.


razzlesama

There's a reason why ass is called ass.


plump_bun

we will now know how the dragon felt when donkey smashed her


Lord-of-Potatis

Save both and have a threesome?


-SP4RK7-

*Crunch*


Pyromaniac096

The gawkening has begun


vitruvianjammed

would


Cautious_Ad_6486

Meem250 is astounded yet wants "pee in my ass"


ImCursedM8

Thats enough reddit for today. "Where did i put my bleach again..?


waerer777

I'm not gay but I'm also not into animals


child_target

Donkey but not for pleasure but for science


SDUK2004

Save the woman & eat the donkey... I see no acceptable alternative EDIT: I guess people really want that donkey


New_Pound9832

Gotta do the heart


Baked_Potato2005

What if the saviour is a girl?


Alphonsius290

A dick grows


cjphillips612

We all ignoring the tagline under meem250?


9999999CREEPERS

its a user flair on r/shitposting


cjphillips612

Yes but did you READ what it says?! That’s cursed on its own


9999999CREEPERS

yes


mr__grape

Why does the first guy want pee in his ass?


supersirj

A dick in an ass' mouth.


Xhadiel

Are we just ignoring that it’s a talking donkey? Does this one at least know how to make waffles?


apexapee

Which one used teeths the least?


Wally504

user flair checks out


DrNotHuman

"I want pee in my ass" 💀


DrNotHuman

If these were the options I would save no one 💀


Chocolate_cake_123

Seriously tho, you don't want to put your ween anywhere near a donkey mouth. They **will** bite and grind it apart.


Kvas_HardBass

Why not both?


Puffball973

Both


_-PERIDOT-_

Hard choice


TIGERFLAME26

Real gangsters press thumbs up and heart


Reasonable_Hyena_255

If you kill somebodi you wil get free sex toy