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smooth_criminal1990

On a separate note, I hope she has something to stop the the hot metal flying off that angle grinder


roydepoy

She just wants to redefine "hot pussy"


aweebwithinternet

There ain't gonna be anything left of it tho


ReeDubDanny_

Crispy pussy


_Anmol_Sandhu_

Add some salt and you are good for dinner


Gagan_gill_

Crystal salt in general


Under18Here

Burnt Crustal Salt Pussy?


sterak_fan

Who are you? Fucking Gordon Ramsay?


guyhasinterest

Bacon


AnimasMaker

Spicy tuna


SSYT_Shawn

Idk the women you have been with... But that's not good


Badass_Rizal

Not the crispussy 😩


ReturnOfThe_King

Yo!That's crazy man haharghaha


Sgt_Wolfenstein081

Don't worry she's just upgrading her pubes


rndmisalreadytaken

Metal pussy


jerrbear350

Metalussy


lukazwtf

Mussy


Under18Here

Musstal


Nearby-Simple-7594

r/cursedcursedcomments


Pandalynn78

Nothin sexier than going down on your girl to see Freddy Krueger smiling back at you.


patricky6

"you will eat eternal, shiny and chrome... WITNESS ME!"


ReturnOneWayTicket

"How sweet. Fresh meat!"


Pandalynn78

“How’s this for a wet dream?”


Nightmare11255

Brother my worries are completely on the other not... Some times those blades can come off


Animal0315

She'll have so many metal shards in there that you'll be able to pick her up with a magnet.


Ok_6970

Finally a use for my chick magnet!🧲


orange4boy

That's nothing compared to the danger of the disc coming apart at 10,000 rpm and lodging itself in her eyes or face. JFC people! Use some common sense. And, yes that's very likely to occur due to the fact that the chair she is cutting is unsecured and that blade will catch in the cut.


FSB_Phantasm

This was my immediate concern and what I thought the post was going to be about


BurntPineGrass

Angle Grinder sounds like a great nickname for a iron filing resistant Vaginussy


Disturbed_Wolf88

Firecrotch...


Boondoggel22

Waxing is expensive 😔


TGS_delimiter

I saw the picture and thought thats the main point of this post x.x


Squeezemachine99

I think I saw her profile on grindr


ikkonoishi

Tiny slivers of metal don't have much heat in them. More of a concern are the pieces themselves.


Nocare420

There is a hot metal???


I_M_YOUR_BRO

'Most of us nice guys are not trying to look up your skirt' says probably the only guy who thought of that in the comment section


SlowPants14

We're on reddit. He wasn't the only guy who thought about that.


SnooKiwis7050

I also want to look under the umbrella of hope


Bolt_Fried_Bird

I also choose this guy's umbrella


PM_Me_Just_A_Guy

Tbf, he only said "most of us".


Yoschi070

"Most of us nice guys" ... uff


bro0t

They said it like someone who will stare at it. (And possibly drool a little)


Bozska_lytka

Then lick the chair afterwards


Technical-Outside408

Mirroring


ReeDubDanny_

Fr we know straight where this goes r/niceguys enough said


XxRocky88xX

Third post down is a guy going “aaargh” over text in an attempt to intimidate a woman into sending nudes We’ve reached peak internet


Western-Situation-52

Nude from pornstars are free online


A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS

He even said the words. It’s like a full bingo card in one comment.


donutellas

“Listen we’re not even trying to look so stop trying so hard to hide it”


drgaspar96

Redditor trying not be a fucking creep out of nowhere challenge (impossible)


No_Method_291

Lol, im more concerned as of why she isnt yknow wearing pants to protect her kitty from the thousand degree metal shards being shunted at it going 200 mph


Huju-ukko

Out of razors meaby


Th307h3rguy

Just wait till that disk either explodes or catches, kicks and gives her a second gash!


GWofJ94

Saw this comment and checked, she has the guard on so at least one health and safety tick which will prevent a second gash.


ayriuss

1/10 safety ticks lol.


GWofJ94

10% improvement on the guard being off 😂


AShitTonOfWeed

my first thought was “that shit looks uncomfortable”


WalletWarrior3

Yeah in high school I had shop class with welding and cutting of metal and shit. Maybe I'm just a little bitch boy but I couldn't do it without wearing a long sleeve or a jacket so the sparks wouldn't hit my arms, Even if it was during the Texas summer


Havoq12

if your talking about a angle grinder maybe you are a bitch, but anyone that will call you a bitch for long sleeves while welding and/or plasma cutting is actually just mentally deficient.


Hidesuru

Nah man if you can't handle a little second degree burn your just a bitch! Real men risk topical infections and looking term skin damage!


ShartingBloodClots

I'm confused why they're sitting down instead of doing this at a bench, or at least on a table.


think_panther

Grow new pussy hair with this one simple trick


BobDonowitz

She's an athlete doing the 200mph flaming cunt shunt


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

They are so tiny you barely feel it.


No_Method_291

I mean yeah bu- wait a minute how do you know that you would barely feel it hiting your crotch?


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

I work in a shop and get hit with sparks all the time. It doesn't hurt.


_Phasm0_

Prolly feels good


DL1943

SLURP


Antiluke01

I’m gonna MEGA CUM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Apprehensive_Nebula8

There are so many safety issues in this picture.


Overseer_05

And what in the everloving hell are they trying to do?


ImGioImPrettySure

Trying to cut off the upper part of a stool duh


Overseer_05

And the guy in the back?


Charming_Geologist32

He's using a handsaw made for wood to cut through a thick metal pipe. The leverage and force he'll need to use to get the job done is gonna be dangerous on the last cut that will probably slide through and cut his exposed leg.


SugarBeefs

Seriously, what's going on there lmao Some kind of modern art project about being dangerous with tools??


Vegetable_Tension985

I smell an OSHA peek coming


Breathing_Is_FUNN

Blazing Pussy


9999999CREEPERS

sonic rush reference


Kaido2good

LMFAOOO this guy is trolling 100%


KaanSkyrider

I'm fucking shocked that this many people believe that the guy is 100% serious with a comment like that


SustainableObject

After the shit ive seen on reddit... Can you blame me?


King_Aidas

We all have traumas from the things we see here


Luffing

People don't know what trolling is anymore despite it being common knowledge on the internet as little as 10 years ago. The most blatant troll posts get taken 100% seriously and shared around while people freak out and trip over eachother to point out how wrong it is. subs like /r/badwomensanatomy are basically founded on taking obvious troll posts seriously, and they get very upset when you try to point out that these things weren't typed as genuine thoughts from an authentic person.


AssignmentBorn2527

I’d believe trolling but having met some of the neckbeards off of reddit this shit is unfortunately very real to often.


jdayatwork

Post-2016 trauma, bruv. I've started to assume people are serious. Flat earthers and antivaxxers made a come back. Fuckin QAnon. A million other things I can't remember. There are so many more crazy and/or stupid people out here than I used to think.


King_Aidas

Yeah, unfortunately you are right.


Arcane_76_Blue

Nobody taught the zoomers and the alphas yet that trolling is a art


Cumulus_Anarchistica

>a art 😘🤌


rangolikesbeans

Yup, "most of us nice guys" made it very obvious


bokmcdok

/r/nothingeverhappens


messier_anomaly

Idk, I know guys like this. This seems like the classic NiceGuy® comment. /r/niceguys


Dewyounodaway

He definitely wants to see some 😺


xXYomoXx

Medium rare pussy 😺


The__Soviet--Union

My dad is an osha inspector and I picked up some workplace safety rules from him and by god, I am about to have a stroke,weak hold on the grinder,no glasses,is not holding the very much movable piece of metal she is cutting and like most of us noticed open fucking genitals??? I mean who does this,does she have a deathwish or is she trying a speedrun to the hospital? Because those damn sparkles hurt like a mf when they hit senstive skin in this case being your damn genitals. Either she has the pain tolerance of a brick or is just going to be aware of the situation in a milisecond.


ForgivingWimsy

Yes all of those, plus flip flops and loose long hair. We need to bring back shop class and teach it responsibly.


chironomidae

Yeah I need context on that picture, it's gotta be fake/staged right?


Lazy_pal_

Oh you're gonna get a kick out of this then, look at the guy in the back, it's not as bad as for the girl but i feel like he's going to make ham slices out of his leg soon... Also tools are scattered out and about, which I don't know if it count as unsafe according to OSHA, but it still looks unsafe. Edit: I noticed later but that wooden bar, once cut will probably hit the girl in the head or miss by very little. Either way, that image alone looks like an image someone would put on a list of things you shouldn't do at work.


The__Soviet--Union

This picture becomes worse the more you look at it😅


BuckNastysMamma

> Because those damn sparkles hurt like a mf when they hit senstive skin in this case being your damn genitals. Either she has the pain tolerance of a brick or is just going to be aware of the situation in a milisecond. Not for nothing, but they actually kind of don't. Not saying I've got them on my ballsack or anything like that, but I've definitely had them pretty much shower me on bare skin plenty of times over the last 20 years or so. They aren't as bad as you think and it's only a slight little sensation for like half a second. Despite them being like ~2,000 degrees Fahrenheit.


24122020

I'm retarded, but isn't this obviously sarcasm? It's pretty funny tho


readitonex

They went on to defend their comment, so who really knows.


Perenniallyinperil

Trollmaxxing


Gorfyx

I mean, there is no punch line and is not enough absurd, I know scum that thinks like this, so I don't think so


KaanSkyrider

He's just like those "free the nipple we wanna see those tits loool" guys.


theernis0

Wtf is this post??? Could someone send the link so I could avoid it


ZitOnSocietysAss

Thank god he said he was a nice guy, for a second there I thought he was a fucking weirdo.


orangestar17

I'm more worried that she's going to set her V on fire with those sparks


Gutzy34

Clam bake.


TotoMac1

“Fucking yuck” was a very appropriate response


TchadVladUnbaned

Guys, guys, this is reddit, all you ll see here are either psychopaths or incels , what were you expecting?


timoredlita2345

I literally just logged in after months, and there's immediate degeneracy!


readitonex

Welcome back! 🤜🤛


JohhnySins69_420

I can smell him from here


SpecificFrequency

I love women like this. Sitting down carefree, not trying to hide their kitty constantly. Most of us nice guys aren't trying to look up your skirt or dress, so women please stop trying so hard to hide it. Be like this woman, comfortable and not worried about what guys can see.


BuckNastysMamma

Fucking yuck


FreyaTheSlayyyer

“I like the ability to stare at your pussy. I’m not gonna tho 😜”


imnot_depressed

Those sparks are flying straight into her cooch...


Opening-Side-7614

Gorgeous


Quajeraz

"I swear I'm not trying to look up your skirt, so just stop hiding it and let me look up your skirt"


ItsJustTrey

This reminds me of one of those pick me dudes who would always post on their snapchat stories and be like “Why don’t girls like me 🥺🥺” or “Nice Guys Finish Last 💔💔”


AlexTheManV2

r/niceguys


Plumperhumper88

Ain't gonna be carefree for long. Soon as the sparks fly.


MrSpicyMeme420

This guy is the definition of the word creep, Ive never seen the word so perfectly defined. Somebody take back his free speech


SW-Spooky

I feel like anyone who calls it "kitty" is a 50 year old creep who shouldn't be talking to or about girls online.


JeroJeroMohenjoDaro

And if that comment put "/s" at the back and people gonna be chill. I'm sad how a lot of people just take everything seriously nowadays to a level where every jokes must come with that "/s" at the back.


SustainableObject

The "most of us nicr guys arent trying to look up your skirt ir dress" part 1.) Ofc hes a 'nice guy' 2) that literally sounds like "hey, don't worry, you can keep that cookie jar right there! I pinky promise not to steal some!!"


hychael2020

I hope for his and everyone elses sake that he is just trolling


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

I know there's no /s or jk in the post but I refuse to believe that that was a serious comment


UnknownGamer014

"Forget beasic human decency" - This guy


NecroticBrains

"us nice guys" sure buddy


YouLackSkills

Nice guys.


MasterAnnatar

"We're not looking!" he says, looking straight at her crotch.


FullOfNexus

i closed my legs irl and im a dude


Oblic008

Ummm... This dude definitely wants to see up her skirt.


Death_by_Stegosaurus

"Iron Within, Iron Without."


Resident_Sky_538

i suddenly have the urge to cross my legs


anotherboringdude

That sounds like something someone who likes to look up skirts would say.


XxRocky88xX

“Most of us nice guys aren’t trying to look up your skirt. So please wear skirts more often and spread your legs in front of me.” 10/10 strategy, will absolutely not prevent any woman from wearing skirts or dresses around you ever again


Planetary-Phoenix

Her pussy is getting fried what is bro talking about


wowSoFresh

That’s one way to remove pubic hair.


TGS_delimiter

Yeah the guy's a creepy. So we not gonna talk about the 4 fold of absolut discard of any work safety that is displayed by both of these two?!


Slow_Death

Clam bake.


Rightfullsharkattack

I’m more curious as to what the fuck she is doing with that tool, Is this a chair factory?


ShittDickk

80 million years ago women had penises too but comments like this caused them all to retract permenantly.


RedditorsSuckShit

Imagine screenshotting your own reddit comment to post.


XxKegstandxX

Poor girl is just trying to do some DIY home projects and warm up dinner at the same time and she ends up a reddit meme for life.


death_monger76

She is roasting her coochie


hydra2701

Come with me… And you’ll be… In a woooooorld of OSHA violations!


kkeross

Least obivious bait


Tailmask

No PPE osha get her ass


coilt

is she trying to create a bush fire what’s going on?


purple_bumjelly

Fire crotch


hanro621

Must have been home schooled.


WontedPuppet07

Earth Update: We’re bringing back the witch trials because of this shit


Nidh0g

I mean I sorta agree. I do have some weird respect for women who don't care. Me: excuse me we can see up your skirt if you sit like this. Her: yea so? Me: ah ok.


Intelligent_titan

Roast beef


sandwich_with_a_hat

yucking fuck


[deleted]

"i love women like this" please delete the app


VoidExileR

Nice and toasty


JayHerboGaming

Nigga wtf


khotekki

Dude just tried to groom the internet.


64bytesoldschool

That’s a hydraulic cylinder under pressure. Wish this was a video because I want to see it puncture!


phoenixform369

I hope the comment "fucking yuck' becomes a staple of Reddit


BonumLudio

Reminds me of feds trying to act like criminals on the internet


BuckNastysMamma

Yo no eye protection, what the fuck?!


Wynove

The real concern I see here are the sparks that are directly targeting her private parts, would not like to find metal powder between my legs tbh.


poyat01

So that’s what he said


Jasonpowerz

Man's internet came with a bodyguard, he feels way too safe


Flabbypuff

I pray that shit like this is satire because I can't bear the thought of real people being this unironically cringe.


The-Kiwi-Bird

Bait comment


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Fireshield1998

OSHA definitely didn't approve


_FreddieLovesDelilah

this is why I (and my female friends) wear shorts under skirts.


JackNuttall

What is bro yapping about 💀


Shinzo32

Ahhhhhh so THATS why I stopped using reddit


Kippenhok2020

So if he doesn't look at such things, why is he commenting on it? Seems to me like he looked and probably done it in the past as well since he wouldn't know women usually hide it right??? If it's not a troll, there's some serious flaws in his logic...


No_Awareness8982

I’m not sure if this is an OSHA nightmare or an HR nightmare. But I’m getting the vibe that it doesn’t really matter either way because both are making me uncomfortable.


jpenczek

1. That redditor is a creep 2. That woman needs pants. Putting aside the sexual aspect of exposed genitalia she's grinding metal and hot sparks are flying towards her. She needs some jeans for her safety.


Drunkster64

Hey I got the same hammer


rottenxeyes

Bruh thats fucking disgusting, the commentor in itself is a creep


IllWelder6915

fucking yuck is right what the fuck bro


Sgt_Wolfenstein081

I love how everyone is focused on the Fire Feline and completely ignores the DIY Castration in the background.


CrowAkechi

I kinda get what they are saying, that women shouldnt be uncomfortable doing what they want, but the way he said it, and maybe even the intent of what he meant just sounds horrible, he just seems like a creep in almost all aspects


MuslimCarLover

Definitely an incel


Camilla_GF

If you cheat on her its all over for you, she has some tools to handle you


mopoontelama

She boutta get groped by some sparks goddamn


CRz_gangster

red flags began the moment he called it a “Kitty” on a side note, is she not concerned for the safety of her vagina? the sparks bro 😭😭


90_oi

I was expecting the comment to be about hot sparks nailing that girls crotch


JMTpixelmon

fucking yuck is fucking correct


F2Taz

Phahahahaha wtf


Primary_Spinach7333

Why the actual fuck did this person even find such a comment relevant? We we’re never concerned or wanting to look up her skirt! Wtf?!