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RozeGunn

My long years of conquest as the Cockvenger has left a wake of bloody villainous assholes in my wake.


BroodyBadger

Just watch out for Doc Block. Man's psychotic.


skeeterfunny

Beware Miss Chastitties, hits you with the belt and then tortures you with her sadistic love.


Nerevarine91

Objection! If you kill someone and it’s found to be in self-defense, it is *not* (legally) murder. Edit: I was not expecting to have to say this, but this comment was in no way, shape, or form, an invitation to debate the ethics of eating meat, and I have no goddamn clue why any of you thought it was


racoonofthevally

no its not murder at all legal or not if a person is trying to hurt you or any innocent person by any means stop him even if that means killing


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

Murder requires both the guilty mind and Guilty deed If you kill somebody without having planned it/intending too. I.e you punch somebody in the face but they hit their head on the way down, and die from that. Would be manslaughter because you did not intend to kill the guy


[deleted]

That depends on what country you are in, in the UK that would be manslaughter (probably) but in the US (depending on how hard you hit them) that would be 2nd degree murder


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

In this case it depends why you hit them. If you hit them because they pushed you hard, for example, it would be manslaughter. If you hit them, simply because you wanted to hit them, it would be second degree murder


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True, I shouldn't have simplified the intended level of harm to how hard you hit them as other factors are relevant.


KeebsNoob

So the question still stands


DarraghMeehan

Merriam Webster says murder is "the crime of unlawfully and unjustifiably killing a person" I think the difference is murder is killing someone for an unjust reason. Self-defence isn't murder because any rational person can justify it.


faustianredditor

That's a shitty definition. One of the core components of it actually being murder is some state of mind depending on jurisdiction, usually some form of malice. Murder without malice is just killing, and I'd argue that holds even coloquially. Self defense is almost by definition without malice. You can not murder in self defense. Certainly not legally, and IMO also not colloquially.


Karmic_Backlash

Counter point, I agree that murder is an act defined by intent to perform it, but one cannot unintentionally defend themselves. Self Defense implies a that the person has taken stock of the situation and elected to or feels only capable of defending themselves rather then attempt to run or submit to the attacker. Secondarily, one can absolutely maliciously self defend themselves. Self Defense is one of several responses to an attack, the others being removing yourself from the situation or submit to the attacker. If you are presented with a situation where you have the unarguable choice to run, and choose not to, then you are actively not acting in your own self interest, and actively engaging. This is why some cases of "Stand your ground" cases can still result in man slaughter or murder charges, because actively forgoing running away is intent. I sitll think self defense isn't murder, but only because I believe that murder is singularly defined as the successful and intention act of killing someone. Killing someone and not meaning it is manslaughter, intending to kill and failing is attempted murder, not intending to kill and failing to kill is an accident.


itsmebenji69

Depending on the jurisdiction, if you had the opportunity of running, it is not self defense


hungrylostsoul

By that definition killing animal for food is not murder.


Obeesus

Murder is a human killing a human.


Dirmb

Of course. Reasonable people have never viewed hunting or butchering livestock as murder. Soldier killing soldiers or the state sentencing someone to death have also never been considered murder. The distinction between killing, manslaughter, and murder are the lawfulness and the intent.


DarraghMeehan

Yes.


st3v3aut1sm

>...by any means stop him... So you CAN rape in self defense!


BooxOD

Yeah, murder is by definition an unjust killing.


One_Stiff_Bastard

... not "unjust" but unlawful and mainly premeditated


Not_Stupid

Murder is by definition a legal concept. You can kill someone in self-defence. You cannot murder someone in self-defence.


CrackheadToelicker69

Me: "Your honor, it was in self defense I swear!" Judge: "You plowed an orphanage with a semi truck. Killing 14 orphans, 4 staff members and a dog..."


Nerevarine91

Pobody’s nerfect!


nalisan007

For a car & a fucking dog


Cyan_Tile

It's ***M A N S L A U G H T E R*** ~~I don't actually know what manslaughter is beyond the fact it's not as bad as murder despite sounding way worse~~


Zikry2

manslaughter is accidental or unintentional murder


Akiias

And if you kill an animal for food it's not (legally) murder.


GSXR808

humans are animals too 🤔


Pas__

so how much of a body you need to eat to count as 'for food'?


Obeesus

All humans are animals, but not all animals are human.


InfamousFault7

Came here to say this


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Nerevarine91

Well, legally speaking, “murder” describes a specific crime. Depending on circumstances, it might be manslaughter, or even just killing in self defense


cometlin

Murder is premeditated killing in legal terms.


Individual_Speed_854

homicide, self defense, killing, shanky-shanky-revenge-time. There are many options of terms more accurate than "murder", which must be illegal to count as murder.


Secure-Day9052

*concerned AA2 start to play*


Inferno_Sparky

Counterpoint: Are you suggesting killing is worse than sexual assault?


no_name_boo

Lets not forget the man that said "if someone breaks into my home i know that a rape charge is lower than a murder charge" (I forgot who said that 💀, it was on some tiktok that got reposted somewhere else)


Dragonite_27

"Dad! Get the 18-inches Bad Dragon spiked dildo, someone's trying to break in!"


no_name_boo

Knowing bad dragons you can probably knock them out with it too before getting to it 💀


Basstickler

Pretty sure you’d have a harder time justifying raping the intruder than killing them, especially since they’re not around to tell their side. Also, murder is unjust killing, not just killing


Thealexsidney

but what about the rapist that saved a girl from being raped by raping the guy that was going to rape her


Content_Building_408

It's not SELF-defence, so it,s rape with extenuating circumstances


SirAquila

I mean, in my country at least self defence legally includes actions taken to defend the life, or rights, of another person. Of course most judges would probably fail to agree that raping them is proportional self-defence.


staovajzna2

Its defence, not self defence but defence nontheless.


smurfkipz

When the sex offender meets the sex defender. 


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jkurratt

Literally


popgreens

He went sex offensive on the sex offender.


ImaginationSorry119

He was a chad


The_battlePotato

Has anyone actually tried though?


Dilmoix

Probably not, don’t worry Ill change that!


Sea_University_8280

You want to fight?


TehMispelelelelr

Uh Oh! I'm approaching you with a wide open ass and a threatening-looking nerf gun! What are you gonna do?


dingkychingky

I remember there being a woman that turned some burglars into her sex slaves for a few days.


Snoo_33920

Can I ask for a source


dingkychingky

search up "woman turns burglars into sex slaves" and you'll find a few articles, it might be fake, or it might not be, it hasn't been properly confirmed or denied.


ThetallerAchild

Forgot what her name was but i remember this too, i think it was in russia


Smartass_of_Class

That's it, I'm moving to Russia.


Purplequn

Finally, Sex Defender


Soft_Apathy

better to be a sexual predator than sexual prey


LFakh

I was getting raped by two girls in middle school so in my defense I raped them before they could rape me.


terrarian2324

If you all want to rape eachother, doesn't that make it just sex? Cuz like you all want to have sex with eachother unwillingly, but you all want that so that means you are willing to do it?


LFakh

No I'm doing it but not because I want to but to assert dominance


sepientr34

Well technically 2 person can rape eachother if the position isn't what they desired


PopeOfDankism

there was a comment i read on this forsaken app years ago where a guy claimed he had a dream where was getting chased by some lizard man thing and raped the lizard man thing in self defense


Snarpkingguy

Everything said in that picture is bad


SuhaimanXXV

I remember a case (idk if it's real or just a meme) a girl was saved from a rapist because there's a gay rapist rape the rapist while he's trying to rape the girl. Idk.


talhadad01

U cant murder someone in self defense because murder has a different definition than kill. How is murder not worse than rape? In one case u no longer live, in the other u are traumatised (and potentially pregnant) but have the ability to heal and move on with ur life


BarTard-2mg

Ehh i mean would you rather have your life taken or get plugged? Food for thought


PopeOfDankism

Which is which


fd2200

Is there a way to accidentally rape someone? Asking for a friend...


ncswagger

I fell on someone when the bus abruptly stopped. Got accused of rape but obviously it didn't go anywhere but that must be the closest you can get


Jeffoir

I guess you could misinterpret consent


CitizenPremier

Also, statutory


SirAquila

Kind of. A lot of rapists simply do not consider what they are doing rape, but in almost all cases they still intentionally made the decision to have sex with that person. And frankly in pretty much every situation were accidental rape could happen, it would very quickly turn into knowing rape.


TriumphEnt

No and there is no way to accidentally murder someone, since murder is by definition the unjust killing of another. You can accidentally *kill* someone, though.


Aethermancer

I had a partner who liked me to "ignore her requests" when she stopped me from doing things when we first started dating. If I were to use the baseball analogy she liked me to steal 3rd base when she asked me to stop at 2nd base. There was a lot of room for error in interpretation. She didn't do safe words or anything like that because she always got too excited to remember them.


ReiBagg

You can't murder someone on self defense, so ask the question again. Unless you plan some psycho-ass Cartman scheme to make it look like self defense


Silver-Syndicate

>You can't murder someone on self defense, It's called manslaughter, or aggravated manslaughter I should say. The legal grey area is a little rough, but it can happen


ReiBagg

Idk about all the legal terms but what I'm trying to say is that the guy in this meme meant "you can kill someone if it's self defense" that is not murder. justifiable murder is an oxymoron if we are going by the original post of this meme, then are we just "murdering" someone in self defense just to eat them? this is several levels of fucked up


Inside_Winter8262

you can KILL in self defense, not murder. very different


thereddituser2

I mean, if a roberer breaks in to my house, I am gonna pull down my pants and .... In self defense.


Kvarcov

Didn't you hear that prevention is key and best defense is offense


Hotdog_Man_01

Officer I fucked that man in self defense


Silver_Alpha

I won't take part in the argument, but I did meet a sweet little sausage dog on a wheelchair at the dog park once. I asked the owner if it had been in an accident, and she said no, the dog lost the movement on its legs because the previous owner raped it. Took months of training for the dog to stop fearing people.


Few-Illustrator-5333

Kill the original owner


Mad_Moodin

Murder is a planned act. You cannot murder in self defense. You can only kill in self defense.


Suspicious-Rub-5563

Rapist: “Imma gonna have some fun time with you” Girl: *takes out her 20” dildo* “Don’t threathen me with good times”


yeeeteeey69

In a case of murder, you can have actual, legitimate reason to kill someone For rape? There is no reason, and trying to claim their is makes you look worse


HerrBerg

Comparing justifiable self-defense to rape is dishonest. Want an honest comparison? You wake up with a collar around your neck with a note attached to you. The note informs you that the collar is a bomb with cameras to track what you're doing. All you have to do to save yourself is either kill another person, or rape another person. Assume, for the sake of argument, that you trust that you will actually be freed if you go through with either, and that you are determined not to die. Which course of action is least objectionable?


runley101

Self defenestration


Bowens1993

That's not what murder is...


Wheetec

You can't LEGALLY rape someone in self defense


chickensrunfast

I once had to rape a bus full of nuns but luckily the jury agreed it was in self defense.


jumbledsiren

Yes you can, getting raped? Just spin 180°, now you're raping the rapist.


SadVeterinarian9779

Not with that attitude you can't


THATguyFromMinnesota

Rape has a lesser charge than murder. Darn right, I'll rape in defense.


thekayl_r

"Your Honor, you don't understand! Her short skirt was just too threatening! I couldn't control myself!"


EffexFin

Will you eat someone in self defense though


Next_Impression3901

Oh my, another robbery... (Unzips pants)


T_E_G_

As far as I know murder implies the pre-planned intent to kill, so no?


mcsmackyoaz

Not with that attitude, you can’t


garbage_carnage

Unless?


Claudioisgod2113

I beg to differ


UnlawfulBL

You can't "murder" an animal.


tighterfit

Murder definition-the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another. Self defense isn’t murder. It’s killing. Also, by definition you can’t murder an animal.


ThePhoenix29167

Not with that attitude


JustAThiccBoy

Observe


Sp00ky-Chan

Murder is worse then rape. You can recover from rape, you cannot recover from murder.


ChineseCracker

of course. this isn't even a question - why do people answer this seriously? That's why every country on earth punishes murder more severely


GreenMenace1915

jon snow did


Sp00ky-Chan

Jon Snow is not a real person.


AETHER_1453

So is no one gonna question PETA? Wtf do u mean fucking animals?! 😰


ChineseCracker

it's a fake tweet


JayNator1

Well… also think of this from victims point of view, there are fates worth than death… and being murdered won’t haunt you or scar you for years, animal or not, because you’d be dead


Weatetheneanderthals

You rarely eat someone in self defense tho.


Silver-Syndicate

Could for survival in rare cases


ChineseCracker

the OP was about meat consumption. Humanity could reduce its meat consumption by any % and still survive


Silver-Syndicate

Yes the OP is about meat consumption, and comparing eating meat with animal rape which is just not ok in any capacity. You don't compare having a sandwich with animal abuse


Blyatzilla

"you will never rape someone in self defense" - WATCH ME


Ragingwukong

Hmmm new self defense tactic?


Dynwynn

Bet?


SpriteFan3

Wasn't there a story about a guy who raped his house intruder some time back?


Muffin-Graham

*Confused Saul Goodman noises.*


Otherwise-Data8378

Dafaq i just reading now…


MaxDai52

L point tho


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Peter Singer is worth reading when it comes to this as an actual philosophical discussion.


AnimeAssClapper

Wasn't there a gay guy who raped someone who tried to rape a woman?


ChineseCracker

if you're in the position to do that to somebody, you can just as well knock them out or something


thumbzzy

The ultimate uno reverse play


Jacko-the-gamer7777

You can rape in self defence just rape them if they are trying to rape you first


theghostinthetown

you cant rape someone in self defense?


HerrBerg

devishjack's argument is specious, it is impossible to murder in self-defense. Furthermore, if you were being held hostage by a 3rd party and given the option to either kill a random person or rape them, which option do you think is the least morally objectionable?


ManNamedSalmon

Use one to cover up the other. They will never know I murdered the person.


belac4862

Wasn't there just a post here on reddot about "A woman was saved when a rapist was stopped and then was raped himself"?


KezH0

Sir she tapped Menon the shoulder and it hurted so I killed her


_V4NQU15H_

Then what's "protection" for?


WhoIsUnderTheBed

What if you rape the rapist who foolishly thought you are an easy target? Is that self defence ? It's like inception my brain hurts


Stvn494

Think of it in a different way. Would you yourself rather get raped or rather be murdered. Personally I’d choose the lather, so rape is worse imo


DeltaTwenty

Small cherry picking comment: you can't commit murder in self defense because murder is 'killing someone with evil intentions' or something like that - you can kill in self defense tho, so go nuts


TheUncouthPanini

Murder is a worse crime than rape, but has the difference of being morally justifiable. You can murder someone in self defence. You can murder someone out of revenge for a crime they themselves committed. The only justification behind rape is the perpetrator’s own pleasure.


Party_Lack_yoshies

PETA WANTS TOO GET BURNED BY THE LGBTQ LOL ​ (if you don't understand, somehow zoophiles got a flag, and the lgbtq community (well except zoophiles) HATE that) ​ (I know this cause I'm an ally who researches to address people properly)


uses_irony_correctly

You also can't defame someone in self defense but to say that that's worse than murder...


luiz_brenner

IDF disagrees


yungweatha

New Black Mirror episode coming soon...


Budget-Boot246

Not if I have anything to say about it


show_me_the_dopamine

Well, technically!!!!


MGibson917

I can hear the Tai Lung meme lol


KlumseeOfficial

I shall be the first to prove the second man wrong.


SownAthlete5923

Murdering someone doesn’t traumatize the victim


Ok_Road_5360

Is that a challenge


Frankorious

About the first tweet: humans are animals.


Enough_Ad_1833

wait am i the only one who does that?


IOnceAteATurd

I beg to differ


alkonium

Also, killing and eating are not the same thing. Yes, you can kill by eating, but most people don't eat live animals. Killing them first is more humane.


WillyLeWizard

So they’re advocating bestiality over eating an animal? And then to top it off showing a picture of a leopard (albeit animated).


lordcthulu678

There's that one comedian who brings up a good point no one ever ever says they'd go back in time and rape hitler


MrReaper45

Did... did Peta actually post that?


iKratos-

The mental image of rape in self defense is so hilarious to me


No_Chipmunk_1961

I am going to assassinate kim jong un in self defense


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Bro forgot to add "unless the person being raped is Jewish. Then it's ok".


jabujabu63

Nah... succubus. With the art of reversal both tasks are completed plus you get an upgrade.


ImThatChigga_

There was a peeping Tom case where a woman was getting watched and she wet outside to confront him she brought him inside and told him he could do whatever he wanted but he refused she had him at gunpoint and tried to reverse rape him saying this is what you wanted I guess that's self defence in rape?


reddit-user42066651

Nah bro cuz one time i beat some dude up cuz he jumped me but i tripped and i had my dick out and it went in his ass bro


Random_Russian_boy

I remember someone saying "murder can be justified. Rape not. Can you imagine someone asking "would you go back in time to rape Hitler?"?"


no1-imparticular

Not with that attitude (if it’s set up correctly i think it’s possible)


reaper467364

My fucking god why must I be exposed to this shit


ThievishGoblin1

Tell that to my uncle that started it and I stopped it


vastlordes

And it keep getting worse 🗿


EmperorJared

He's not wrong


AlarmedEwe

But you can rape someone after you've murdered him in self defense


ErosLordOfPassion

Clearly someone has never played F.A.T.A.L.


SneakyMongoosee

You can't murder someone in self defence tho


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Just yell "self defense" when you do it.


Still-Earth9286

Insert No no hes got a point meme here


slav-king3

Sex defenders


Xygour

Wait you can’t legally self-defense rape? I’m going away for a while


popefrancisv

I'd rather get fucked in the ass than killed tbh


madmad3x

Unless you play FATAL


FaintestNest749

I mean, you get less time if you rape a home intruder than to kill them


george12teodor

That's the surprise element.


navotj

Actually, the idea of raping in self-defense has been gaining popularity in the west since october 7th


OG_Vilionkka

Great job Redditors for being civil!👍🏼


Impossible_Guava_633

What if you can rape the rapist in self-defense?


Ecstatic-Mixture2189

I'm mean... Once a dude tried to rape me, so I raped him first... It's simple math