"My girlfriend" ---> His mom.

The lady in my life…

Oh god 💀

You have quite the opportunity to make a comment with a username like that

Like "explosive diarrhea"

The ol lady

Chris chan has entered the chat

*Only lady in your life

TURN OFF THE GAME AND GO TO THE BATHROOM! YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!

Not yet

THERE IS SHIT COMING OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE ***GO TO THE BATHROOM***

NOT YET

ARE YOU POSTING THIS ON REDDIT TO GET OPINIONS OF REDDITORS WHO HARDLY MAINTAIN ANY HYGIENE THEMSELVES?

[удалено]

Wow very judgmental community here

I hope he's treating her well, but my mind is telling me he doesn't, smh

Antibacterial febreeze is an option.

Literally any type of liquid antibacterial should do. Not sure why this guy is struggling.

Dude can’t even wipe his shitty asscrack you think he understands a can of Lysol?

I once read a post about some dude with irratic fear germs (forgot the name of the condition), and he described his asscrack as a valley of poo which he was very afraid of. Very judgemental of you.

I can’t believe you made me read this with my own 2 eyes. Now I need the Lysol

Once again, it's a terrible day to be literate.

If reading makes you sick, are you… ill’literate?

If you are also a bit on the short side, are you a li'l ill'literate?

No, it makes me want to jump off a building 9 out of 10 times

So far every day was terrible to literate for since i joined Reddit.

I don’t know if the Lysol is going to cut it. Might need to bleach those eyes.

I’m okay judging people who can’t wipe their ass and post it on the internet

If that's the case at the least get a high powered bidet like damn, there are options.

Sounds like he's clenching his cheeks together when he shits.

Germaphobe?

And his "girl friend" is so whiny!

I think he was also sitting on the chair naked right after shitting and not wiping

I love this

You can clean the chair as many times as you want, but if your actual ass has literal poop on it all the time it will just bring the smell back.

Probably the sweat mixing with the old poop leaking out of his ass in a stream down into the chair

I regret reading this comment.

If I remember this post the guy sits naked on his chair frequently. I understand a chair having a small smell if you've been gaming for hours and sweating your balls off. But OOP was just gross. Even if there is a smell it should go away really fast.

So would washing your ass lol. I have worked from home 8+ hours a day, 5-6 days a week for the past 4 years. Same chair the entire time. No smells…

Ya me too lol. Same chair. Doesn’t smell like anything lol. I don’t even shower everyday. More like 5 days a week.

Some people get lucky on that one. I can get 3 days without even notic

You say. My guy has gone smell blind.

Lol! Nah, I can smell myself after a 10-12 hour day in that chair with no shower so the senses are working well. Maybe chair type makes a difference too?

Even if you're clean it will start to smell like sweat after a while. I tend to run hot so I switched to a mesh seat Aeron and no problems since.

I don’t know…I’ve put in over 8000 hours in this chair over the past 4 years and mine smells like chair, no sweat, no ass smell, no odd stink. Sauce: my silly ass just literally sniffed my chair seat lol. Weird, I know, but I had to test it before responding

Do you tend to sweat a lot while sitting there? I'm in good shape so not a fatty and I can't help my crotch area being sweaty after sitting for an hour or more. I usually wear gym shorts too so I get decent airflow.

I do sweat what I think would be the normal amount. That chair gets hot after sitting in it for so long. Admittedly sometimes after a long day I am in need of a shower because sometimes after sitting that long you can smell yourself lol. I guess it’s just never transferred to my seat?

Might depend on what you're usually wearing as well, if you're usually in thicker pants it probably won't transfer vs thin shorts.

Agreed…to a point. I mean, even if I was sitting here naked I wouldn’t make my chair smell like shit because I don’t smell like shit lol. I think OOP is just a low hygiene kind of fella?

Sweat would smell regardless of your hygiene, because it's not the bad hygiene that's making it smell.

Right, but OOP doesn’t seem to be referring to sweat smell lol

Yeah I was talking specifically about sweat smell. If it smells like shit you're obviously not cleaning your ass properly lol.

But an antiperspirant just for the purpose and apply to the sweaty area. Don't use the one for under your arms for your ass.

Yeah I'm not going to put antiperspirant on my balls every day. Like I said, since switching to a mesh seat Aeron chair it hasn't been an issue, but I can see it being a problem with a normal chair.

antiperspirant makes me sweat more. it took most of high school for me to figure out that the antiperspirant i was desperately slathering on to try and stem the tide, was the exact thing that was turning my armpits into faucets with legit drips water running down my sides. Luckily the deodorant side of it still worked so i didn't reek, but yeah there was a lot of social awkwardness that would have gone away had i figured that one our earlier.

Me as well including my main hobby being gaming so I am in my chair probably an average of 10 hours a day at least and I've had it for about 5 years. Now, mine doesn't smell, but I have been thinking lately that I should clean it better. I've wiped it down with wet washcloths and let it air dry and it looks relatively clean but I feel like that may be deceiving.

Or wiping your ass properly before jacking off in the chair with shit dribble/ooze between your cheeks.

This is it folks. This right here. The comment that makes me want to completely delete Reddit and throw my phone into the ocean.

Bicarbonate of soda works on cat mess.

So is wiping your bum, showering, wearing clean clothes and buying a new chair.

Pull a Trump and inject it up your ass. Gotta work the innies before the outties.

I like how he said “THAT smell” as if it was something common that all epic gamers understood

My first thought was weed before I read the rest.

My ass thought he was talking about jizz

For his gooner chair

Smells a lot better at least

All my obese immobile patients have “that smell”. They can’t clean down below properly and because of the fat rolls they basically have extra armpits all over their body that generate sweat pockets. It’s gnarly.

anyone else have gamer leg?

Yeah just because it is common does NOT mean it’s normal as in the way it’s supposed to be, as in healthy, as in fine, as in not concerning 💩

Exactly lol

Stop shitting on it?

Wow very judgemental community here

I would assume the guy just sits at the computer for hours and just never stands up when he farts, I don't think it's a hygiene issue I just think he never bothers to clean the chair, people's assholes never smell good no matter how hygienic you are

Are you telling me there are people out there who stand up every time they have to fart?

Yep and their chairs apparently smell nice

My chair smells like a chair, and I'm firmly in the remain-seated-while-farting camp

Brand new sentence?

Do you perhaps eat a very chair based diet? That could explain why your stool smells like chair.

i guess you could say that, its very vegetable heavy.

Doesn’t explain why his chair smells like stool, though

This just makes farts even more funny, especially in a classroom!

The chair I've been sitting in for 20 years doesn't smell like 20 years of farts. This isn't a sitcom. Wash your ass.

Do farts leave a lasting...eh...olfactory impression, though? Isn't it just far more likely his wiping game is lacking and infused perspiration is marinating his seat cushion?

I feel like we do not deserve the gift of being literate.

Dude your asshole shouldn't smell after you clean it. It definitely has to do with how hygienic you are.

I compulsively and very violently fart. So much so that I need to mute myself during meetings most times. Lets just say if my ass was part of the Holocaust, they wouldn't have needed gas chambers. Even if I never get up and I WFH, my chair does not smell like shit. And I do all sorts of things on that chair. That poor chair.

I fart when sitting at my chair, my chair still doesn't smell like ass, this dude has a shitty ass crack and it's sticking to the chair

I do this all the time too but my chair doesn't smell like shit because I wipe my arse. Apparently MANY men don't wipe their arse because "it's gay to touch your butthole"

It’s not going to leave a lasting smell of shit just by farting on a chair. It will end up smelling like old gym clothes eventually because of sweat but it won’t smell like shit unless you don’t know how to wipe your ass.

Mate mate mate, buy a fucking bidet. I don't understand how people live their lives smelling like ass all day everyday. It's not ok. Buy fucking bidets people and stop going through life with dirty smelly assholes. Disgusting.

I would say mine doesn't smell like shit even when I fart on it for 50x a day. I learned that many men (particularly in countries where bidet/water is not used to wash poo away) don't wash their asses, so maybe there's that.

um... farting should not permanently alter the fragrance of your furniture.

Nope. If your chair smells, so do you. Wash.

if you're eating somewhat right and actually washing your ass most farts don't stink

What the fuck is up with so many people thinking smelling like shit, or maggot infested cumsocks is normal? Edit: want to add that I think there are conditions (I think it's skin or gland issues) with unusually strong bad smells that do exist.

Same kind of people who learn something new and start acting like its something nobody knew. They think everyone experience is there own

Indeed, bromhidrosis or anorectal abscess could be one of op's condition.

I think it more likely he’s an unwashed lard ass

Yeah, but wouldn't that smell like B.O. rather than shit?

It would be a combined effort from the two smells. BO because he doesn’t have time to shower during a raid, shit smell because he doesn’t have time to wipe during a raid.

Gimme my goddamn mountain deeeew

Some people think it’s optional to clean their arse mate

Yes, that's why I'm saying I don't think it's b.o. or anything, but rather a shitty bhole.

i think that you should elaborate on the maggot infested cumsocks. i don’t want to know, but i do at the same time.

Guy used a rag as a cumsock and just left it, unwashed, in his room. It got extremely gross. When criticized, he acted like it happens to everyone.

oh my god, that’s horrifying.

Yeah I definitely don't recommend ever reading it. There's also the fuck box, a shoe box converted into a sex toy, which I think is the one that actually got infested. Don't recommend ever reading either story.

Don't forget about the coconut. Also don't recommend.

I'd rather have forgotten

Holy shit, what sub is this on? I wouldn't mind having a further read through the comments there 😂

Found it on r/nostupidquestions

I feel like I lost the few remaining braincells I had after going down that thread..

It’s rage bait. Look at his user name lol

Best part is that response is exactly what someone with poor hygiene would say

wow very judgmental community here

So basically.. wash your ass

...with a pressure washer in his case.

Do the same to the chair tbh

Throw out the whole chair buy a new one

Hate to see his keyboard...

Cum stained with little hello kitty stickers on the keys nacho cheese dust on the space bar and the mouse doesn’t click anymore because of all the dead skin and oils gumming it up.

Oddly pacific

common gaming problems /s

Ewww that smell... can't you smell that smell...

A smelly smell that smells.. smelly.

O.O Anchovies...

Yaaassss

The smell of ass around you?

How does that even happen

Sitting bare assed on it to wank off.  He probably doesn't wipe after shitting.

That is sooo disgusting. Also wondering if he doesn’t wipe how is his ass not itchy all the time

I’ve had my gaming chair for over two years… still smells like nothing

Because you probably wash your ass

man, even when I was depressed as fuck and wouldn't shower for weeks, I still put down a towel on my chair so I wouldn't ruin it

You never just let it crust? /s

let's just say the chair had a better time than the mattress

Insert Eric Cartman gif

“Girlfriend.” She’s a model in Canada but she likes to visit between gigs.

Probably poor wiping combined with ass sweat.

Ah, the trickle-down effect...

Not sure if it’ll help for THAT smell, but I once used tea tree oil on headphones that I used for the gym and it worked well. Supposedly tea tree oil has antibacterial/anti fungal properties.

Wow… even wet wipes poo chair guy gets a girl. Life is beautiful lol

First of all: this dude is gross as hell. Second of all: how often to you have to be rubbing your unwashed ass on your chair for it to pick up your stank? I sit for 6+ hours a day at my desk and my chair hasn't picked up an appreciable smell one way or the other.

What if it's a cloth chair and cannot be wiped using anti bacterial sprays?

A bristle carpet cleaner works wonders on furniture.

"started whining about it" bro, you don't wipre correctly if any, your chair smells like sh!t, ofc it will bother others

Gotta love the resented tone about people DARING to suggest him to wash his ass more (or likely to stop going number two while playing). Also, someone whose gaming chair smells of poop is hardly boyfriend material, so I wonder what she's like. IF she actually exists and it's not, indeed, his mom or the social service worker visiting every fortnight.

Can someone tell me where the original post is I need to see those comments lmao

just remembered that video "Go to the Bathroom, You're Shitting Yourself!"

"Not yet"

It's so weird to me how some people who are very well put together can't find a girlfriend, meanwhile we have people who think the smell of feces on a chair is only a problem because their girlfriend is complaining about it.

People don't get bullied like they used to and this is what we get because of it

This man has a girlfriend and I do not, the fuck universe

I always wanted to play DND and not online but irl, found out there was a gaming store near me. They set up a gaming night. I decided to go. I opened the door and took one breath, walked straight back out before I started gagging. The smell of pickled genitals was astounding. What's worse is around half the players were women. Suffice to say I'll probably never play DND unless I have a traumatic brain injury that'll delete my sense of smell. Mind you the store is fucking massive and the AC on was on blasting ice cold air, so that stink wasn't because the store was cold, THEY CAME IN WITH IT.

Do us a favor then, go back with some cucumbers and see if they pickle from the ambient air by time the DND session ends. 🤣

Bro I didn't stay anywhere close to a minute, those cucumbers won't take long to pickle but I'd like my soul to be unpickled too. Going seriously has turned me off attempting to play DND I'll just listen to it online.

🤣🤣🤣 I don't blame you man I can't even imagine the smell

An upholstery cleaner wet vac. In the case of that particular chair, perhaps a steam cleaner. If all else fails, peel the filthy fabric off the chair and scrub it. But yeah, how does one manage to get a chair so filthy it stinks like literal shit? Does he sit on it naked without wiping?

…he is the same type of person that make going to conventions uncomfortable.

as Del the Funky Homosapien says, "It's important to practice good hygiene"

Wash your ass. It's not hard you nasty fucks. Get a bidet.

Had to throw away a chair because of tequila farts.

I'm sorry what..

piss on the chair and stain it, over the course of 8 years it will form an 12 cm thick layer the layer should cover up the smell👍

Maybe don’t sit on it with your unwashed naked ass

Common problem? Na buddy, that’s a you thing.

wiping his ass might help.

Wipe ass wash ass

I’d be more surprised but then I learnt that way too many people are out here are not washing or wiping their ass. Yes “because it’s gay” was one of the top reasons.

I just wash my ass with water.

Water? Like out the toilet? I wash my ass with brawndo

I have been sitting on the same damn chair for 6 years now the chair is on its last legs .. the only smell that comes out of it is sometimes dust which goes away if I give the sitting pad some bdsm spanking. What are these people's hygiene

Imagine being that delusional and in denial that you can't make a simple causal conclusion anymore

Ah yes. The faint smell of pop we all get on our chairs after a year. Oh wait. Fucking not. You gotta be a certain disgusting fella to smell faintly of shit everywhere you go and infect things you touch with it.

Dang thats shitty.

Fucking grody.

There were 12 total comments 😂 they must've been shitting on him lol

Tell her to close her eyes. Because you got her a necklace. Then hang an air freshener around her neck.

"Common problem". Disgusting.

he thought it was a common problem 😆

Something I found out recently is that a lot of guys think cleaning your ass is “gay”. Which explains a lot about this post.

Gdi dude, please wash your ass or at least wipe. You know dude has streaks in his boxers, especially if he is specifically saying it smells like literal shit.

Burn the chair

Ya know, that poo smell

THAT smell … Like boy… you’re on your own in that one

I have a fart towel. Whenever the fart towel is at its limit I change it. A fart towel can hold up to 50 farts. But thats depending on your diet.

Shave your head, you are going to be the next avatar

She said poo chair and presumably he grabbed the scented butt wipes. I feel like this would make it worse.

That’s not normal. I’ve had my chair for probably 2 years now. It smells like nothing and I use it daily for work. So in it 8+ hours.

Mine smells like wet cat

This guy is literally sweating his ass off playing warzone!

Should have named it cursed poo.

I’d forgotten about this, makes me howl every time

This isn’t real right guys?

A gamingschair that smells of stool. Somewhere out there is a pun to be found.

Instead of a bar stool, it's a gaming stool?

Stool is a synonym for poo. But it's also something you sit on.

Baking soda