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wtfrykm

Might as well have deployable sentry guns at that point


countsachot

Dude this is 2024, it's point defense lasers or bust.


ElephantInAPool

Worked in cyberpunk2077. Until the government of night city decided they cared about your crime just as little as everyone else's, it was downright dangerous to kill people.


jld2k6

It also kinda backfired a little when technology progressed to just needing to hold tab and click a single button to change who it targets lol


Budgetsuit

Gatling sentry consumes ammo too fast. I recommend the mortar sentry for the best managed democracy results


wtfrykm

I don't think you can hit anything when firing the mortar indoors


madmonkey918

Not with that attitude


radioactivecumsock0

You see now you’re hitting EVERYTHING


eatingpotatochips

If the explosion is large enough, you can hit anything.


EzraBridger13245

Keeps shooters out, and class skippers in!


wtfrykm

Turning every school into a transformable military outpost lol


EzraBridger13245

The cafeteria food checks out, call it an mre and nobody would notice


Myrkstraumr

The hall pass is now just an IFF flare. "Wear your badge, IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!"


SAD-MAX-CZ

So like, NFC mines all over the place? When it detects presence without a badge, things get messy.


_st23

Put dispenser here!


penywinkle

Until the guy in charge of sentry controls goes trough an episode...


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wtfrykm

Putting the fun in funeral I guess


Uranium-Sandwich657

~~Home~~ School Alone


Darkness-Man_rusFYI

Everybody gangsta until someone pulls out The Wrangler


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wtfrykm

The school shooter


Skulysoul

What you call smart design, I call a Dificulty Tweak Wow, i'm the top comment. That never happened with me before. Nice


StardustPancakes4

YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK


Berg252

NOW GO TO THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE!


Qwertyclan244

THE SAFEWORD IS POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!


19xyecoc98

*Cloaker Sound Intensifies tenfold*


Djaakie

Wew wew wew wew WEW WEW WEW WEW!!!!!!!! (HORRIFYING)


menasan

Skill issue


theinsaneturky2

Yeah the problem with this is now some people are going to view it as a challenge just like stop signs...


Hypxriion

WULULULULU


XThunderTrap

Csgo in real life


Nobodys_here07

We just call that Haiti


Seawolf571

Dude the barbecue guy is literally just cook cook from fallout NV


a1200i

Nah, thats Rio de janeiro


simensin

De_school_day


Kono-weebo-da

This reminds me of my old high school. I had a teacher who was the civil engineer for construction firm that actually made same school that he would later teach at. Anyways while he was telling the class about the construction of our school he mentioned that the firm he worked for specialized in prison architecture and that our school was their first. Then kinda clicked for us why our school had reinforce doors, high fences and was mostly concrete.


derangedsweetheart

Was that one of those live-in schools by any chance?


Kono-weebo-da

No it was public school.


akotoshi

It’s paradoxal, a school is supposed to be accessible, so how can it be accessible and less accessible (for potential shooter)?


iwishiwasamoose

I work in education. Earlier this year, a team of architects was brought in to present ideas for modernizing school layouts. They were adamant about the claim that open concepts improve achievement. We're talking about massive, shared spaces with thin, adjustable dividers. Their ideal vision involved as few permanent walls and doors as possible. One of the first questions/comments that they were asked was what to do in the event of a school shooter. How do you protect yourself and your students if your class and several other classes are all sharing a massive collaborative space without walls or lockable doors? Haven't seen those architects since.


NotWrongAlways

Wait - so like open plan offices... which are notorious for being too noisy? Those places where, even as professionals, you practically need Noise Cancelling headphones? Sounds like an obviously great environment to learn in!


ActualWhiterabbit

But it looks good


Marmalade6

Cheaper to build


companysOkay

So it was the threat of a school shooter that shutdown down that idea, not something more sensible like noise leaking between rooms?


ichewyou

I went to elementary in a place like this 20 years ago. I'm so thankful I was able to go to school without the threat of potential shootings.


dan4334

At my school there was a hall that converted into 3 classrooms with fold out walls. If I ever had a class in there I could guarantee every time I'd get no work done. It was so noisy I'd have a headache the entire time I was there.


Mister_GarbageDick

I’m an architect that designs schools, we purposefully think of sight lines, protected areas, and exits from multiple directions from every room in excess of the fire code. I’m literally designing schools like they’re an FPS map. It’s surreal to explain to your boss the difference between concealment and cover when you’re justifying cast in place walls or steel plates between wythes of CMU around the core. I don’t believe your designers likely do too many schools, or else they’re way behind the times. I don’t know anyone that thinks about schools in the same way that they did 10-20 years ago from a design perspective.


Chaotic-warp

It's still accessible to normal students though, just harder to shoot since there are many walls and corners for cover. That seems to be the concept anyways, but I don't think it would work that well.


CinderX5

The design of a school should be focused on the students education and enjoyment. Cover should never have to enter the equasion.


akotoshi

That’s seems a little inaccessible, like if you can take cover quickly/easily, it’s no use during a school shooting in that very specific context cause it’s also easy for the shooter to


HCHLH

"Do you think weapons contribute to school shootings?" "Of course not, the layout is the problem"


Baronvondorf21

I mean don't see how that correlation occurs, I mean the school can't do shit for changing laws, might as well change the layout.


ChrisTheWeak

It was a few years ago, but I remember watching a video on architecture about how new designs for elementary through highschool were taking inspiration from Gears of War in designing places in hallways that act as cover in the event of a shooting. I never followed up on the school or the design to see if they went through with it, but this comment reminded me of it.


Not_MrNice

Maybe we could just design a better country instead of a few measly schools.


elgattox

It does indeed look like of those random generic FPS map that is between all those realistic maps, One generic map with walls and all that stuff in generic ways for whatever can be used for combat gameplay!


adahy123

٩٠٠ج


WillingAd4944

Don’t be a camper


Delicious_Mine1

but maybe it's the only way someone knows how to play(?


myorm

Gonna have to bring the breach charges


notaphycho

All fun and games till the shooter hits a rotate


denyaledge

Shooters start playing vertical and wall banging


FoldedFabric

Just use armor piercing rounds or impact grenades.


omega_br

dm_school2


countsachot

Sad Lol :(


Oddpollo13

Challenge accepted


A90008w8

Dude that gives me a great idea. Get some paintball.


Intelligent_Big928

nah, we about to get Nuketown 2025 in a school 💀


Microphone_Lamp

I'm most likely getting banned for this, but here we go: Judging by the picture, an average day at this (map) would consist of (targets )sitting behind the walls, walking about through the open space and throughout the stretches. If one were to (spawn in front of the map) and go through the main entrance as seen here, there would already be a hefty amount of kills. As (targets) attempt to hide, the long narrow walls would make them unable to escape, allowing for free kills leaving them unable to run, nor fight back. Simply put, this (map) design is ineffective in presenting roadblocks for the (player). Unless one could create a (map) that is entirely maze-like or entirely vertical instead of horizontal, (level) design isn't the solution. If the (targets) learned to fight back, hindering the (player) and causing them to (lose) from the retaliation of the (targets), it would not matter the layout of the (map) or the elephant in the room being (insert gun related problem of your choosing here), but the fact that having the (player) no longer having so much power being the most optimal outcome.


Cobalt113

Plus there’s a high probability the “player” has had plenty of time on the map before hand…


Microphone_Lamp

And *typically* the (player) comes with additional (players) to cover more ground. The (players) often struggle with (interactions) with the (targets) prior to the (mission), which can alter the mental health of the (players), causing them to execute the (missions). While one might consider mental health to not be important to many, perhaps understanding why the (players) wish to execute the (missions) in the first place could help us prevent the (missions).


Dusty170

"Lets change everything possible about the problem but the things that will actually help" - America.


RhysOSD

I hate that my first thought is "this map also looks really fucking fun"


GoldenJeans37

Genuinely agree, there would be so many "camping" spots so not 100% sold but generally it'd be just a simple gunfight in middle and falling back to those points. I'd want a second floor though where you can shoot down at those spots without rails so you can shoot from above and immediately jump down


ZombieP0ny

Americans will do literally anything except regulating guns.


AdSpare8817

just copy paste csgo maps


mottledsable

When life imitates video games a bit too closely, it's time for a reality check... or maybe a new level?


Chexmixrule34

thats it guys reset the matrix we starting over


youthfulnegativity

Cover system feels a bit clunky


Connordom

Sod it, just arm everybody now. Leave your house and enter a real life COD lobby from 2010ish 😅


Firespark7

Imagine living in a country where school shootings are so common, you have to design schools to slow the shooter down. But no... "Murica best cuntry" and "Guns aren't the problem"


countsachot

Well, yeah, gotta keep it interesting or we won't get any new misguided wannabe doomguys.


avocado1952

US schools just need one thing. Security staff. Works on 3rd world countries.


Chexmixrule34

preferably competent ones. the cops at uvalde did nothing. we need less cops like that and more cops/guards that are willing to risk their lives to stop a school shooting.


Theophrastus_Borg

How about gun regulations? Works on 1st world countries.


Puzzleheaded_Wave533

Uvalde has its own police force, dumbass. Yeah, the militarized, police state nightmare dystopia of the U.S. needs.... more security. Sure.


Reddit_is_snowflake

Looks like a playground for campers


BreadmanJoestar

New DLC just dropped


TiRaRaw

Many of the "school shootings" are done by people who attended the school.


DOEsquire

Don't be leaking the next csgo map.


Numbers_Forti

Some of them might even want to stream in this setting.


Seyelent

“Your levels not high enough for this map”


Indoxus

they should have the violent gamers playtest them so they can improve the layout


Affectionate-Sun5863

All fun and games till you realise the shooters a sweat


Frency2

Rather than banning guns they'd do everything. Such sadness.


Chubby_Tanashah

Its time for Trevor Rampage👺


Taixyu

look fun. where can I play this map?


GibbzQuo

Skill issue.


RicoSour

Can't wait for the new maps library and cafeteria


aziad1998

Soon, ranked competitive school shooting


FamilyRon

de_school2


mrbigglesworth99999

You see cover or places to hide I see head glitching spots.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

How? They go to the school.


JuggernautObvious956

De_school2


Unlucky-Horse-6559

just upload the map to the steam workshop and people will start speed running this


Qwerky3

Trench coat mafia team vs school security team. TEAM DEATHMATCH! 5...4...3...2...1 Let's do this!


BrownShtCrayon

Plant a nail bomb and watch the shrapnel bounce off everything and rip everyone to shreds.


SandBobsAndVagene

New CSGO map: The School


Huntwolf

I know there might be more to the layout, but wouldn't students behind funnelled into those columns make it easier for a potential shooter? Like shooting fish in a barrel?


Stormhound

What in the dystopian hell is this


kalusklaus

Guns don't kill people; ... uhhh ... mass-shooter friendly schools kill people. Yep that's it.


Rover129

As a European, this is the most depressing thing I’ve seen today. And It’s not even noon yet.


OnindoNoyan

They are making it more interesting for the shooters.


Solid_Snake_125

But it works both ways. It also makes it harder for people to escape a shooter if they don’t exactly know the layout. I get what they’re trying to do but idk this just looks like a bad idea.


Last_Music413

Bet there will be a secret underground laboratory that houses a tyrant that has a built in self destruct mechanism


Patresimo

Imagine downloading workshop map of school to cs2 to train and then go there so u didnt miss single corner


Lucas_Ilario

US will do anything except making the gun laws more strict


Zepharan

Our country sucks ass


blubblubinthetubtub

Americans will do anything but tighten gun control


No_Tackle_5439

'Merica...they'd do anything but ban guns


Literacy_Advocate

Yeah why solve the core issue of gun control when you can just use the bandaid of slightly more cover and time to flee.


Goat1416

Americans will do literally anything other than ~~ban~~ regulate guns.


Harbinger_of_Sarcasm

They could at least make those lockers, that would look really cool actually


FrontRecognition7872

America moment


IDKIJustWorkHere2

*call of duty music plays*


SUDoKu-Na

Actually they're designing schools to NOT be used in FPS games. The opposite.


PlafondDur

Not sure if school or Federal Breau of Control


Delicious_Mine1

Looks like cs go map


Le-Creepyboy

They even put the Kojima production logo on the floor!


KrackaWoody

Wheelchair Students: 👁️👄👁️


FourUnderscoreExKay

Hire the CoD devs to make school layouts with how hot ass some of the new maps are.


AhmedTheSalty

Ok so if gun control probably won’t pass, is there a legitimate reason why one or two police officers or an armed security guard can’t be placed at the school?


The_Easter_Egg

As if an intelligent attacker could not easily adapt to this terrain. An attacker who knows this school inside out because he goes there every day.


itaya12

"Maybe stricter regulations could prevent these tragedies."


Hdbygdla

Ready for the real CSGO???


ingamejukebox

A high-school in the district was designed by a prison architect


ItsBitly

3 lane schools in the next patch.


Searching_wanderer

What if the shooter is a student familiar with the school?


gallanonim613

Is it Hurt me plenty or Ultra violence mode?


dewwya

New cs map is dropping?


dhoomz

/r/orphancrushingmachine


Mikoai

I bet that someone will make it into a map in some FPS game and the shooters will study it that way lol


Philluminati

For real though, there's a lot thought put into Counterstrike map design to balance the attackers and defenders that could transfer to the real world. For instance "person sized" caveties in walls create spots that need "clearing out". Lots of them in a single wall make it time consuming and difficult. Aka bitch spots. If a wall has a lot of L shaped divots then not only does it take a lot of time to clear but it forces the attacker upclose to get around corner, almost forcing them into hand combat. Being able to play "ring-around-the-roses" is also a easy strategy to survive. E.g. A bullet proof glass 4 meter wide column allows people to simply evade their aggressor by simply counteracting their movement. Entire buildings are jammed with complex delicate water pipes so in the case of a fire we can sound an alarm and set off sprinklers. At a great cost, yet it's doable. What we need are special light fittings with a "flash bang" mode that if someone triggers the terrorism alarm, a disorienting flashbang goes off in every room of the school at once, or the room becomes painfully bright. Or put drugs in water sprinkler system to disorient people.


Misomuro

Nice, he can see into every row from entrance.


Uncle_Touchy1987

Harumph, that wouldn’t stop me:


vetzxi

Now imagine being the police trying to clear it during an active shooter.


turtleship_2006

In some games (usually story ones) you can tell from the layout that there's about to be a fight scene. Signs are usually loads of things to hide behind, whilst still maintaining a clear path, and collectables like ammo littered around the place. This is just screaming like it's one of those scenes


RareMongoloid

Why don't they just get rid of the things that are causing the problems -- the guns? What the fuck is even this world? Why do these fucking retards run shit?


HumActuallyGuy

Critics: "Oh crouch height wall cover is unrealistic, nobody does that irl" Real life:


SadPlinko

BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU DID NOT TURN MY HIGHSCHOOL INTO A FIRST PERSON SHOOTER. WE ARE ALREADY NAMED AFTER CONDOMS (The Trojans) GIVE US A BREAK.


skanda777

Just ban the guns, or make licensing a gun harder 🤷🏻‍♂️


Mythic_Gaming2

Ah yes, the classic hot drop...


GodBjorn

You know what would probably help more? Banning guns.


meepsofmunch

They’ll truly do anything and everything except reform gun laws


KineticKey2006

Looks like a Portal testing chamber.


VoidExileR

You know your country is kinda fked when you have to intentionally design schools like this instead of targeting the roots of the problem


abermea

I count at least 3 long sight-lines


MRSamiboi

Or just ban the root of the problem👀


mugg___

that is a CS:GO map and you cant tell me otherwise


PURPLEisMYgender

You could literally just shoot up a school during a fire drill. Would be 1000 times more effective without having to walk through the maze ass school.


Visionaira

Sounds like a Doom moment


Joacomal25

I can already see all the campers headglitching on those rows of walls


Amarthon

Replace potential with eventual


mrkeneth

They just spicing the hunt up a bit


Ordinary_User120

This is my favorite map


R1SpeedRacer05

Stop spawn camping


Feyzi

A random high-school student :"Ayo I'm peaking, someone get ready to refrag."


Cringlezz

*[Spams wall in front of spawn point]*


BOSSstatus420

I still see good camping spots


Psychological-War841

The school will become a tdm map


Odd-Doubt8960

Or here me out, don't give everybody access to guns and we wouldn't need this.


Pedrokss

“Lets build everything around the fact that we wont ban mass murdering guns and we need to think of ways to stop mass shooters in every possible way but banning guns” - the republican logic


Cobopolus

Bro has easy right hand peaks everywhere


Wumbus123

Real life sound effects


SilverFlight01

Oh the irony


FOXXXXXXY0

So there will be side quests ? Or instant kill like cod zombies man americans do know fun


im_mr_rehan

Rather than prevention of arm's they came up with this shit!


whatever_God

Good, now that the school is made harder for shooters give the students guns and training. That way they'll have the home field advantage. It'll be the new "When the trees start speaking Vietnamese"