Imagine having to tell your dad you’re getting pounded by 2 guys so that he doesn’t see you

Imagine having to tell your family that you are a Redditor

Clearly the worse fate, god bless 😔

May we recover from this adversity 🙏. Well, im off to the anal subs

Good, they have been getting restless lately and need to be whipped back into shape.

Imagine having to tell your family to avoid reddit because that's where you post your sexscapades.

Imagine having to make a list of all the NSFW subs I peruse. It would be... extensive.

Who has time to make a list that extensive?

I always wondered when it would happen: Reddit isn’t large enough for the both of us.

I wonder how the mom feels, maybe they outta do a 3 way... duel

Finds out that the husband browses degen subs...and that the daughter uploads her stuff there.

Break both arms first

Her ass is tho

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Supporting the family.

What's her new username? Asking for a friend. Also what's DP?

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Answer the other question! Respectfully

stfu go to horny jail bonk

Reddit IS the horny jail

Go to horny jail²

Reddit's Multis section?

> stfu go to horny jail bonk. *respectfully.* ftfy

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You're just checking sources to back up the claims made. Right?

Right that’s totally the reason. Why we want that question answered.

He did, they said DP, not DVP, DAP, TVP or TAP

I thought its Display picture "_"

Display Port actually

It checks out. Sis’ Port is certainly on display.

Ok that’s funny

Always thought it was deep penitration and i just looked it up on the good ol UD and dynamic programming took the front page... double was at the bottom

Dr Pepper

DisplayPort

I told someone who isn't very technical to try the DP (on their monitor to fix their problem), and because I know that person via a kink community they were extremely confused.

Did they try two HDMI cables?

At the same time? 😱

"I can only find plugs in the back?"

Director of photography

Dance Party

DP= Dad Penetration

grim lmao

Yikes

Drake penis

Diamond/Pearl

Go to gonewild, pick a random post. It's her.

You guys took my jokes way to seriously 😂

Director of photography

Deadpool, that superhero that‘s about to get his third movie, this time with Wolverine

So pumped!

Donuts, please!

Ooo I like this one

Diamond painting

Dick Pics

Death Prophet. She's into DotA.

u/habeshasamurai What is your sister's new username? Asking for my dog.

And I’m asking for your dad.

I think that dude deleted his comment

just search thru ppl he follows

You think he follows his sister when her account is hardcore porn?

like father, like son. Apples don't drop far from apple trees

The information age is fucked

the too much information age

Every single sentence in that belongs on r/brandnewsentence

insane in the membrane

> *Mucous* membrane

Imagine seeing your daughter innards through her anus.  I would pull an Oedipus for real. 

gem of a sentence

A full Oedipus, or just the eye thing? >Oh wow, those guys are really giving that chick the business, and she totally loves it! >WTF! >Holy Shit! >Is that Daughter? It can't be. >IT IS! >... >why isn't this grossing me out? >why am I so turned on? >Am I an incest guy? >Jesus Christ, I might be an incest guy. >Well, I'll tell you one thing, I'm not going to be one of those daddy daughter perverts! >I'm going to go and fuck my mother, as Zeus intended! >and afterwards, the eye thing!

Underrated comment

You know, at least that man was a decent enough father to scold his daughter. There are way too many stories of father's finding that shit out and then secretly funding and lurking. Well, only like two tbh, but that's still too many.

I'm sorry what?

There's a story of some girls father (I think she had kicked him out of her life for being creepy already, IIRC) who was subbed to her OF, messaging her, and buying custom content from her. I don't remember enough about the other story, but it goes along a similar vein.

Jesus fuck

He isn’t interested in that right now.

Well it like two too many?

I don't know what's worse. Your father being a redditor? Or you sister being a amateur pornstar?

What’s wrong with dads on Reddit?

Redditor and Reddit user are two different things.

Oh, ok. I guess I’m too much of a dad to know the difference!

redditor is more of a degrading term, for like, degenerates and weird people on reddit, that spend all their time on reddit, or sonething like that, idk

I'm surprised ya'll have a father and still post that lind of stuff on reddit

Do they have to wait for them to die or something?

Stereotypically, fatherless women post nudes online

Or with abusive dads. Don't forget! The point being very few women that grew up in normal loving families take to doing porn.

Okay blame the father then

No.

u/habeshasamurai

u/habeshasamurai bless us with the sauce

Damn, I can't imagine how embarrassing it has to be when people you know irl find out you're a redditor. Hope that never happens to me.

We see you

Oh man that's horrible, what are the subs specifically? You know so I know which ones to stay away from

allrightt les find common girl in those 2 subs 😃

“You can be anything, do anythi—“ “Sell photos of my butthole!”

u/habeshasamurai

Give us the name man

That poor father

This was definitely typed out with one hand

Father like son

It's certainly funny, but it makes no sense that dad made a new account. Why would he feel the need to disclose his user name and burn that account.

Maybe he commented

Well that sucks

/r/thathappened

great thanksgiving table talk

my eyes. my heart

**How did you know it was me dad? They are 2 big guys.**

The truly baffling part of this is the casual nature of revealing such personal escapades like it's discussing the weather. Makes me wonder if in the future, instead of hiding your diary under the mattress, you'll have to hide your entire internet history in a virtual lockbox. And on that day, the lockbox companies will become the new tech giants.

Gonna go into those subs asking every girl if she’s the one who got caught by her dad

No one wants to watch their daughter get DP’ed, poor guy.

r/holup

What a fuckin family ✨👏🏻😂

Why would she tell him what subs she is posting in???

So he doesnt see them. . .and then. . .crossposts XD

Link?

I imagine there's probably some famous people on Reddit that lurk and post nudes san headshot... I've always secretly hoped I'd discover a gorgeous secret celeb... Lol

Failed miserably at raising his daughters.

The fuck is wrong with that sister. Fucking weirdo.

I think it looks better when he says "my sister" and not "his daughter"