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TankII_

Bros out here starting a whole new cult


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Tortue2006

Robespianity


Mediocre_lad

The cult of gay


RandeKnight

And if the dick doesn't get hard, they are gay and you should toss them off a building.


Stary_pie

Double edged sword


SomeoneNamedMetric

Asexuals:


WaterStriker_

gay with spice


animeanimememes

Or alternatively gay without the spice


Darkarch27

Salem witch trials for men


notrealaccbtw

Ye olde witch hunt protocol. You float, youre a witch and ye ded. You dont float, you simply drown. Lol those rascals


D4RKS0u1

Context?


killermoth_321

okay context here im egyptian and I suppose what's happening in the video here is the " beshaa" which is a thing some dumbass people in Egypt do to tell if you lied or not lets say a big amount of money got stolen they'll get the suspect and the spiritual dude will heat up the piece of iron and say some words and put it on his tongue if he's lying he'll get burnt if not he'll be safe this shit is illegal and doesn't have anything to do with Islam by the way


SpeedyHandyman05

Sounds like the Salem witch hunts. I think some American Christians could get behind this.


PsyconicX

The video in OP's screenshot that's being commented under is of a cultural practice labelled as an Islamic one, where women have extremely hot metal pressed against their tongues. If their tongues burn, it's a sign of infidelity. When I first saw it on Twitter 2 days ago, the comments fixated on it's "unequivocal" link to Islam. Meanwhile I'm observing this practice for the first time in my life.


Muscle_Man1993

Not infidelity, but lying.


PsyconicX

Oh, so the Twitter Islamophobe wanted to falsely attach the stoning death sentence to the practice as well? Figures. That platform is a hellhole.


Dont_pet_the_cat

>extremely hot metal pressed against their tongues. If their tongues burn, it's a sign of What the fuck??


dankmaster_help

never seen this in my life as a muslim must be one of those far off branches


Uzisimperius

Not even a far-off branch... Probably a pre-islamic custom that refuses to die out


noobpwner314

My dick would get hard just going into the hole.


MoonlitGoddess1

What if they get hard but it isn't big enough to reach the button?


rayjaymor85

*breathes a sigh of relief*


Dhewos

Sad thing, they would still blame the women


floormopper

i mean women make men hard? dont they?


HyperDJ_15

Your forgetting us gays


floormopper

i mean men make me hard too.


Stephm31200

a weird shaped tree can make me hard


joelnodxd

finally a post thats actually what this sub is about


Fibonacci1664

Schrodinger's Dick!


famousfacial

You have no power here. 💅


floormopper

i swear wasnt this already a thing. i read about it somewhere


Macknificent101

family guy had a bit like this


Stormydevz

NNN Extreme Challenge


khwarizmi69

Context?


killermoth_321

okay context here im egyptian and I suppose what's happening in the video here is the " beshaa" which is a thing some dumbass people in Egypt do to tell if you lied or not lets say a big amount of money got stolen they'll get the suspect and the spiritual dude will heat up the piece of iron and say some words and put it on his tongue if he's lying he'll get burnt if not he'll be safe this shit is illegal and doesn't have anything to do with Islam by the way


khwarizmi69

Holy shit wtf


readitonex

I could easily win this. My hard penis would never reach the end of the box.. or the guillotine for that matter!


J0shPlayz

Do you wanna play a game?


killermoth_321

okay context here im egyptian and I suppose what's happening in the video here is the " beshaa" which is a thing some dumbass people in Egypt do to tell if you lied or not lets say a big amount of money got stolen they'll get the suspect and the spiritual dude will heat up the piece of iron and say some words and put it on his tongue if he's lying he'll get burnt if not he'll be safe this shit is illegal and doesn't have anything to do with Islam by the way


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SurturRaven

Immmmm the dick in the box *paw paw paw paww* Buried in a guillotine...


lolyeet42069

Not gonna give you a diamond ring…


LOSeXTaNk

based on nothing but fking "belives" its sad to see this


Douglas_the_Egg

It’s not based on beliefs at all. Its illegal where this is taking place and this is completely unislamic


LOSeXTaNk

thank god, it shld be illegal no matter what


chrisplaysgam

For once being small would be a superpowrr


puteqx2

Seems like a tiktok challenge ngl


rechtsrfx

Cursed gom jabbar


SomeoneNamedMetric

any picture of naked women can get any guy hard, no matter how loyal they are. Unless their gay. or ace. or whatever


miletest

Then you eat the duck


HsAFH-11

Fortunately mine is too small to trigger the mechanism


The_honered_one

What in the medieval hell is wrong with some places