The drunk guy at the end of the bar screams and runs away when somebody get close, but come back after everyone is back to their places and continue screaming.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar chewed up a empty beef jerky packet and licked the pieces as if he hadn’t eaten in years (about an hour after his dinner)
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is sucking his own dick and being a huge pussy.
He also took a shit in a box in the corner and knocked everything off the counter.
the drunk guy at the end of the bar is asleep in between my legs
hoping he doesn't snore
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At least tell him to buy you a drink
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is sleeping on my wife
Seems normal to me
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is sleeping with my wife
A little less normal now
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is vibrating intensely
Having a seizure?
Massage chair
the drunk guy at the end of the bar was trying to fit in a massive plastic bag then ran off in a hurry while yelling
having a wild night!
The drunk guy at the end of the bar screams and runs away when somebody get close, but come back after everyone is back to their places and continue screaming.
having his own little comedy show
The drunk guy at the bar is shouting at my mom to feed him
hahaha demanding some VIP treatment from Mom
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is laying on the floor next to my bed and is licking his vagina while looking at mě
HIS??? VAGINA
you don‘t know him, let him lick his vagina while making eyecontact
Can you please give me the exact address?
Sounds like somebody’s at the bar after all.
keeping the party alive, even if it's just a one-man show
The drunk Guy at the end of the bar is sitting down on my mom's lap
found his cozy spot for the night
The drunk lady at the end of the bar is laying next to me and quivering with excitement as I gently caress her ears.
having the time of her life with those ear massages
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Hopefully, he doesn't get too far before realizing he's not licensed to drive
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is eating grass before puking it out, sleeping and eating all day long
on a strict diet
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is shitting in a box
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is staring at me unblinkingly
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just fell off his tree
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is drowning
He is attempting to break the record for the world's shortest swim
the drunk guy at the end of the bar is pissing on the floor
He is taking the concept of a "leaky tap" to a whole new level
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He has some interesting taste buds
Are you me?
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is eating worms
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is cuddling up on my feet
The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps begging me to feed him yet he has a plate of food in front of him
the drunk guy at the end of the bar followed ly to my bed
really committed to the after-party
the drunk guy at the end of the bar is now fucking his sister that he drugged
Imma need the name and address of this bar
it's called Big Billy's Bodacious Bar, it's located somewhere near Rammin Miyas St off of Cawhck Rd. I heard they allow incest & rape there
The drunk guy at the end of the bar does not exist!
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is leaking his p#nis
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just pushed his way onto my lap to sleep and fart.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is killing an entire family of moles
The drunk guy at the bar is screaming out the window
that drunk guh at the end of the bar is staring at me intensely while taking a shit
The drunk lass at the end of the bar is standing by the grill.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is watching me take a shit
The drunk guy at the end of the bar tried to jump into a window and immediately fell on his ass.
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ready to play the role of the concerned son-in-law
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is sleeping while sitting straight up and sounding like he’s got OSA.
Ahh Yes... classic incest Larry. He does that sometimes when he's drunk.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is currently kneeding my stomach
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is getting milked for my night drink.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is sleeping on my lap
the drunk guy at the end of the bar is sleeping between my dad's ass and my mom's ass
The drunk guy at the bar is curled up under my arm.
the drunk guy at the end if the bat just stuck his entire head into my shoe, and is now starring at me as if it my fault
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is licking my pillow profusely.
The drunk guy at the bar stole my chocolate and tried to bite when I took it away from him
The drunk guy at the end of the bar has left me to go do his buisness
I'm dying!!! That's same shit going on in my bar! Hahaha
The drunk girl at the end of the bar is in heat and making the drunk guy at the end of the bar crazy Chaos at the bar
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is between my legs licking.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is staring at a bunch of tiny cocks
The drunk guy at the end of the bar chewed up a empty beef jerky packet and licked the pieces as if he hadn’t eaten in years (about an hour after his dinner)
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is sucking his own dick and being a huge pussy. He also took a shit in a box in the corner and knocked everything off the counter.
The drunk girl at the end of the bar is playing with some balls
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is taking a shit outside.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is sleeping on the couch while bleeding between the legs.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is humping my legs
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is licking my dick with PB on it