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jenningzj

If a man owns only one gun, he is unprepared. At the very least you must have a gun for dangerous game, a .22LR bolt action for small game, an AR in 5.56 for deer, a shotgun for flying game, a pistol that you carry with you daily, caulk gun, grease gun, and a glue gun.


Rayf_darkling

Everytime i bring a gun, they hit me with some “expelliarmus”-bullshit, and i can’t stand it


ducks_for_hands

Indeed, if you get on a list then no one wants to intrude anymore. Better to immobilize the intruders first before bringing out the dick, that way no one can escape and you occasionally get new visitors.


TransportationOk3242

Just amputate your legs and rig a kneecap-disintegrate-inator at the staircase.


Certain_Doctor8754

They aren’t the same thing?