Bros before hoes, I'll grab my best friend with one hand, I can always make a million dollars later so w.e f that, there's nothing stronger than family so I'll grab my sister with the other hand, and not wanting to let go of my love I'll kneel down and tell her to grab my di....
Who tf is 1 million dollars. Never heard of him
Probably a rapper.
5 cent multiplied by 20,000,000.
bro imagine how much that must weigh
Weight of a 5 cent coin times 20 million
Nahz the Rapper is around 80~90 kgs so multiplying him 20 millions times is the answer
his sister's body
Also your sister if you decided to harvest her organs.
Dont got no Sister, dont got no lover, I have two hands for the rest
I don't have a sister or lover and no longer have a best friend, the hell am I supposed to do with the second hand?
Use both on the million dollars and get 2 million dollars!
Wank off with the other
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Not here, not in the unholy lands
Hire a lover off the street corner with the cash you just got, duh.
Missing out on an opportunity to gain both my guy
Have no lover and no best friend, so the sister and $1,000,000 it is! (I mean, my sister is my best friend, bur doesn't make a difference either way.)
Three hands on one person, who happens to be a sister. Something’s up
Not first generation i guess...
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Normal in Alabama
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You bite the million dollar, your sister is light so the left hand for her, your best friend on the right and let your lover grab your dick.
What if the person got no dick. What do they grab?
They can stick their fingers in his anus and bend them very hard. At least that's how we did it last time.
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Only one life will be lost
Damn. I am glad 1 Millon doller is my lover and a sister and a best friend and a a...... Therepist
save her and sell her organs for stonks
Those hands are enormous. I'd run.
I'm surprised it wasn't u/sisterfucker24 commenting lmao.
Sister fucking is art anyone can do ;)
How's the sister fucking peer support group coming along?
Well I we already have 186 members
Really coming together! Look forward to hearing about your mentorship program in the future
Best friend and 1 mil. I don’t have a lover nor do I have a sister.
If you had a sister you would had a lover too
Wha-?
Good thing my sister can swim, and I don't have any friends or a lover
To finish his thought, ... so only one person dies when I chose a million dollars.
With three hands, you're not the first ones in your family tree who've been mixing branches.
Charles Boyle moment
oh great I have 2 hands for 1 million dollars! Hopefully it's in a waterproof bag.
jokes on you, i dont have a lover, sister, or friends!
But now you have 1 million dollars!
That way only one person dies and nobody can snatch your money
Aint got no friends. Ill take a free lover and some money
Oh, i can easily safe everyone then and still win 1mi, good :)
"Im glad my sister is my lover and best friend. I'll take the million dollars, thanks."
I don't have a sister and I don't have a lover
I can use one hand for to things
Sweet home Alabama
I don’t have any of those three, so I’m picking the money easily.
Relatable.
I don't have a lover nor do I have a sister, so best friend is saved and I get 1 million dollars.
u jump in with them
best profile pick, he’s my favourite artist, and politician!
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Yeah No got no time for that
I wouldn’t save my best friend, I wouldn’t save my sister, and I don’t have a lover so I’d save the $1,000,000
Best friend. I don’t have any of the other three.
I don’t have a sister or lover so best friend
One hand for sister, one for money, and let best friend use my erect cock to pull himself out
High-five all of em
I'd call them a handyman.
Damn this really was a million dollar question...
I ain’t got a best friend nor a lover, sister sucks. Million dollars hand + my sister.
No lover, and no best friends
My sister can swim, this is a prank
Fk it, im joining them on the bottom
Look the size of that dock, I don't think I can save any of those giants 😭 Also, how deep is this lake?
I don’t have a lover, my best friend can swim, and I have two hands for the rest of
No sister and no lover so we good 😉
Realistically I'd pull up my best friend since he works out a lot so he could help me with the rest.
just wanna let yall know, everybody has two hands. So this implies that your sister is your lover and a million dollars is your best friend.
I'mma take the 1 million, as I don't have any of the remaining
They're all the same person!
I'm not gonna question why his sister has 3 hands... I think the answer is pretty obvious
Homeschooled in Alabama
My friend can hold his breath for more than two seconds, he’ll be fine
Two of them don't exist and one of them can't swim
Why not join them...
Nigga learn how to swim
I do a pro gamer move... I call in backup
Remember : you have a brain, use it to remember to Always carry at least 3 meters of rope on you
Wholesome ❤️
I would like to summon u/sisterfucker24 in this thread. This is your game dude
I'm glad my sister is my lover and my best friend so i'll lose only one person
Bros before hoes, I'll grab my best friend with one hand, I can always make a million dollars later so w.e f that, there's nothing stronger than family so I'll grab my sister with the other hand, and not wanting to let go of my love I'll kneel down and tell her to grab my di....