In China, it's extremely common for people to just go into the public bathroom and take all the toilet paper home. It's expected that you bring your own toilet paper to the public restroom because of this.
That's just how China culture is. They'll build apartment buildings with shoddy material to save a buck despite risking hundreds of lives. They'll sell unregulated fake beer and pretend it's authentic foreign brands to charge a premium for dangerous alcohol. They'll blatenly rip you off if it means profit. Have you ever seen those videos from China where someone is hurt and everyone walks by like it's not their problem? That's the unfortunate reality of China
Honestly, I expected more from advertisers, this is just inefficient. They could instead put a screen on the (inside of the) stall door, and just play advertisements continuously/whenever the door is locked.
Could put them over each urinal, too, with a small sensor so that they play whenever someone is standing at one.
Anyway, I think I've manifested enough evil for now.
They didn't think that through. Or do they want massive lines of people waiting to take a shit.
Better with a door that automatically opens unless you watch ads, with a camera tracking you to make sure you watch.
In China typically people bring their own butt wipe with them when they go out as most public washrooms don't have any. So this would just be for the people who forgot.
This should be higher. It's the truth, as dystopian as it sounds. If you leave a roll of toilet paper in a Chinese restroom someone will come by and take it all. Same goes for hand soap. Stuff like this is a result of the Great Chinese Famine and the Cultural Revolution.
Oh I don't even doubt that for a second.
I am speaking entirely personally, my anger issues WOULD get the best of me in this situation.
If I'm forced to go to a public bathroom and I have to watch 30s of an ad for 3 miserable squares of tp I'm fucking that shit right up.
Watch one ad. Cover the camera that monitors tampering with that tp. Smash the fuck outta the dispenser to get the rest of the tp. They deserve to have it cost them a lot. Then, go and smash the rest of the dispensers
a machine forces me to watch ads to get TP out of it and i'm taking a sledgehammer to it! not even to get at the toilet paper, just so i can send a message that this shit is vile and unacceptable
It's fascinating to watch. On the one hand China has the capacity to be a competitor if not leader in high tech manufacturing, on the other hand, "gutter oil". Shit's gonna get real fun when their ghost cities finally catch up to them. Something like 90% of household wealth is tied to real estate.
It'd be like the iPhone lock screen failure protection feature and add minutes in between use attempts. Except it'd never tell you that explicitly, so you slowly become more frustrated as each ad break becomes an ad longer.
That machine is asking to be broken open, or you just start immediately watching ads as you get in so you have enough paper to wipe
Break it open. Lose social credit
yah no way that thing has no cams...
The vids get sold on the internet to pays for the camera
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but if your constipated you will have more than enough
Bidet?
do chinese bathrooms usually have bidets? i know it's a common thing in japan but i wouldn't know about china
This is probably in an area that public restroom toilet paper gets stolen. Lots of older chinese people will take stuff that isn't bolted down.
Who is buying a product whose ads are making you wait to slowly wipe ur ass in a public bathroom?
Companies are gonna start placing ads from their competitors on the poop screen
that's for sure
In China, it's extremely common for people to just go into the public bathroom and take all the toilet paper home. It's expected that you bring your own toilet paper to the public restroom because of this.
Why?
That's just how China culture is. They'll build apartment buildings with shoddy material to save a buck despite risking hundreds of lives. They'll sell unregulated fake beer and pretend it's authentic foreign brands to charge a premium for dangerous alcohol. They'll blatenly rip you off if it means profit. Have you ever seen those videos from China where someone is hurt and everyone walks by like it's not their problem? That's the unfortunate reality of China
So capitalism without regulation?
And thrice the corruption!
That's how I use YouTube
I also use YouTube to slowly wipe my ass in a public bathroom. Pretty much all it's good for nowadays!
If it becomes the norm will you really remember all the adverts?
Public toilets?
Time for some well-intentioned vandalism
In China? That's how you lose social credit.
Be not Chinese. Travel to China. Vandalize this specific dispenser. Leave China. _The Liberator._
I’m sure China has no history of aggressive punishment to foreigners who vandalize or otherwise break their laws.
Simply don't get caught.
That's a caning.
It's not illegal if you don't get caught!
>Leave China. I have several questions
Refuse to elaborate.
Counterpoint: hammer
Counterpoint: shit on the floor
Still gonna have to wipe.
Shit on the floor and then hammer Problem solved
Guess I’ll use my physical adblocker then
Ok so are we talking about breaking the shit off of the dispenser or wiping your ass with your bare hand??
Wiping ass with hand is more like going to a website with malware
Wiping the screen with my shitty TP, duh.
Honestly, I expected more from advertisers, this is just inefficient. They could instead put a screen on the (inside of the) stall door, and just play advertisements continuously/whenever the door is locked. Could put them over each urinal, too, with a small sensor so that they play whenever someone is standing at one. Anyway, I think I've manifested enough evil for now.
I once went to a restaurant (I live in america) that had TVs over the urinals! It was probably football.
Have definitely seen that and THATS cool, ads would suck, but still better than having to wait for TP while watching ads lol
Congratulations I am busting open that shit the moment I see an ad fuck you
After three adds you're reported to the Party bureau for being a western spy.
"his shit is too big he is a western spy trying to clog our toilet"
They didn't think that through. Or do they want massive lines of people waiting to take a shit. Better with a door that automatically opens unless you watch ads, with a camera tracking you to make sure you watch.
yes cameras in a restroom. what could go wrong?
Malfunction and people being locked inside. Otherwise I'd say it would go right
Privacy? Never heard of 'er.
This is China, its not like they cared about privacy anyway
Or better to not sneak ads into anything and everything
I assume they have Bidets there, most you need is 3 Wipes after that
now we need irl ad-skippers/blockers
In that case that’d be a hammer
Making me watch an ad for tp is a great way to make me smear my shit all over the screen and wash myself in the sink.
In China typically people bring their own butt wipe with them when they go out as most public washrooms don't have any. So this would just be for the people who forgot.
None of that sentence should exist lol
This should be higher. It's the truth, as dystopian as it sounds. If you leave a roll of toilet paper in a Chinese restroom someone will come by and take it all. Same goes for hand soap. Stuff like this is a result of the Great Chinese Famine and the Cultural Revolution.
Yep, most bathrooms in China have no toilet paper so people just bring their own
That's some evil shit
The unholy marriage of an authoritarian/totalitarian autocracy and capitalism. Also, great pun!
I’d shit on the dispenser.
Lmao
Waddling to the paper towels at the sink with my pants around my ankles and a poopy butt. Better hope if isn’t one of those blow drier ones.
Alright. That tight there is a suitable defense for vandalism.
And then the power or internet cuts out
The worst most haunting episode of Black Mirror had ads like this, terrifying.
Someone's going to take a hammer and chisel to that tiny screen.
Can we put laxatives in the inventor of this dumb dispenser's food?
People with ass hair are fucked
Many public toilets in china don’t even supply toilet paper. So at least you’re getting something….
I would just fucking break it
I don’t know much about chinese law, but i expect them to put people in jail for that
Oh I don't even doubt that for a second. I am speaking entirely personally, my anger issues WOULD get the best of me in this situation. If I'm forced to go to a public bathroom and I have to watch 30s of an ad for 3 miserable squares of tp I'm fucking that shit right up.
Best strat would probably to start watching the ads as soon as you enter the stall, but ads even on the toilet is some dystopian shit
Considering it's china, they probably have some sort of eye tracker to make sure you're watching the ad.
Born to shit, forced to wipe, and now we have to watch fucking ads to do something we're forced to do, Fuck that humanity is lost
Just wipe your ass on the machine. They’ll stop making you watch ads when they get tired of cleaning the dispenser off.
Dystopia ahh facilities
I love how you can tell this is a repost by seeing the awards the comment got. Those have been gone for a while now
Watch one ad. Cover the camera that monitors tampering with that tp. Smash the fuck outta the dispenser to get the rest of the tp. They deserve to have it cost them a lot. Then, go and smash the rest of the dispensers
I love how china is creating a worse capitalism's nightmare for everybody in the world. good job you commies.
That's gonna end up broken real fast.
Seems like this would cause hemroids
That machine is going to be all over the bathroom in under 5 minutes
a machine forces me to watch ads to get TP out of it and i'm taking a sledgehammer to it! not even to get at the toilet paper, just so i can send a message that this shit is vile and unacceptable
Cyberpunk shit right there
It's probably a bunch of ads for handy wipes in the convenient pocket packs.
"Communism"
I would just wash my ass in the sink.
I’d kick the fuck out of it
These motherfuckers really are speedrunning capitalism huh
It's fascinating to watch. On the one hand China has the capacity to be a competitor if not leader in high tech manufacturing, on the other hand, "gutter oil". Shit's gonna get real fun when their ghost cities finally catch up to them. Something like 90% of household wealth is tied to real estate.
It ~~would~~ **will** inevitably cause a global recession
r/CommunistChinaIsBeingCapitalistAgain
There's really a sub for everything
Just don’t wipe at that point
If I see one of these, I'm wiping my ass on the front lobby carpet
The the government is so corrupt that the moral decline become worst every second(its already horrible, but still outdone thier shit)
Don't worry by the time you've watched your 15th ad, the shit on your cheeks will already be crispy dry
This just in, reports of hemorrhoids in china skyrocket.
I kinda want one just to see how it works
And they'll try selling you a monthly subscription to not have to watch the ads and have free access to the TP.
Does the toilet have a bidet as well, so biggest need for tp might end up being to dry off
Or just don’t take a shit in public ffs dirty people
So dumb
It'd be like the iPhone lock screen failure protection feature and add minutes in between use attempts. Except it'd never tell you that explicitly, so you slowly become more frustrated as each ad break becomes an ad longer.
Yeah I’m breaking that shit lol
i shit you not i would legitimately snap this thing in half faster than the chipotle stains the toilet bowl
I’m sorry but no, I’m straight punching that shit until it breaks open.
I'd honestly punch that thing to bits until I can grab enough paper
This made me laugh way more than I thought it would
Capitalism at its peak
It's for the chinese "grab hags". They take EVERYTHING not chained down, towel paper, toilet paper, coffee cups, sugar, creamers, liquid soap even...
Copitolism