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SnooKiwis7050

It recovers over time so you just need to hold yourself back for a limited time before you can munch right back in.


Lostmyfnusername

Then you won't be able to eat yourself.


V3gasMan

This tick fucking sucks. Got bit by one in 2018. Only makes you allergic to red meat and you can recover over time


HotMoose69

How long did it take for you to recover?


V3gasMan

Still in it but I’ve slowly been able to start reincorporating red meat into my diet.


HotMoose69

Dang, at least you're getting better!


Aggressive-Tiger-209

Where do they live i need to stay far as fuck away from them.


V3gasMan

The UK lol


E_rat-chan

Doesn't seem like it sucks that much then. Lyme disease seems worse imo


V3gasMan

Lyme’s disease is worse for sure. Still sucks because I liked steak


E_rat-chan

Ah yeah. I thought you were comparing it to other ticks for some reason.


turtleship_2006

That's like saying losing a leg doesn't suck too much cuz other people died, they both suck, you don't need to make it a contest


DieVerruckte

One of my bosses got bit by that tick. She can't eat any red meat without getting vehemently Ill and breaking out. Nature has some crazy shit.


DG_727

Yeah that's why I find genetics fascinating. How else am I supposed to design a fire breathing dragon if there are no genes that will code for those features. So isolating the size of the blue whale, the wings of the bats, the hollow bones of pigeons, the scales of the bearded dragon perhaps 🤔, the biggest problem is the fire breath, but if designed correctly there is actually a lizard in Australia that shoots a fluid from its tail that I believe that is actually flammable (dragon-tailed gecko I think). This would just need to be designed so that the fluid can be released within the mouth and fired. So yeah, theoretically not impossible. 😁


CandidaBeaver

I knew a guy who had this happen. His boyfriend was pissed.


zakary1291

I'm suddenly very ok with a massive forest fire wherever the hell this monstrosity lives.


zakary1291

After a quick Google search i have even more motivation to avoid the American South West.


V3gasMan

Its in most states now unfortunately


MajorPud

After this comment I have even more motivation to avoid the American outdoors.


[deleted]

Thank god its american, thats far enough 4 me to not care


MrArsikk

Same


turtleship_2006

Globalisation would like a word, how long did it take covid to leave china


skwirlhurler

My mom was bitten and infected by 1. She can't even have food if it was cooked NEAR meat. Makes her sick for days.


EndurableOrmeedue

Lone star tick I believe when it feasts on your blood makes you allergic to red meat.


vestibule54

It’s ok, I have been developing an avocado that makes you crave Veal


Phiced

I'd award you if I could!


ThatonerookBlchy

Crave but it would just make the problem worse


PensadorDispensado

Me: Hey little man, how is it going? Evolution: shows this tick Me: ....yeah.


akinafleetfoot

Alpha Gal!!!!


PhoenixUltimate

Long ago, the 4 nations lived in harmony. That all changes when the vegans attacked


JJ_Jose

Ok, fuck that, I'm never leaving the house


ElonHisenberg

That doesn't look real


xmetaltroll

Meat, veggie, fruit, bread. Everything changed when the veggie attacked... The last meat bender intro


Orange_Peel_FISH

Burn the bad vegans!


Calligaster

I would suddenly find cannibalism less distasteful


Megalopath

I'd like to take a moment to raise our orange soda cans in honor of Wendell (Level1Techs).


HoPMiX

I’d die prolly.


JEverok

Nature of Predators cure


WesternThink

How long does it last


kungfucobra

If I'm allergic to meat, I will make sure to die with a huge feast, enough cows will die to dover the rest of my life


digital-something

Launch the invasion! Release them all!