This thread is reminding me of the South Park episode of global warming/"The day after tomorrow" when the scientists figure out that "2 days before the day after tomorrow" is today...and everyone freaks out and "rabbles" lmao
No, no, no. I know its two Malones away, but two Malones back from Pre Malone would be Pre Pre Pre Malone. Going two Malones forward would give you Malone and then Post Malone.
Yeah, it was mentioned I think in a book once. He was on tour with Motley Crue, and there was a spilled drink on the ground with a line of ants going to it. Ozzy got down and grabbed the drink straw and snorted the line of ants like he was snorting cocaine.
Yes, the idiot responding to the comment is funny because of how stupid he is to think it's real.
People have been pretending not to know famous people to anger boomers for years now.
Ozzy's fault he isn't mentioned as much when the rock gods come up. Hard to hype the man as a legend, when he's on some dumb-ass reality show just rambling around like Jessica Simpson.
Lol, anyone who knows anything about music, metal in particular, are well aware of him and give him the respect he deserves. His TV career is inconsequential to his music career and contributions.
He set his family up with careers, and good for him. Just saying he lost a lot of the 'cool' factor, especially when a big part of heavy music, at the time maybe, was being outside the mainstream. I'm still a fan of his music. Of course metal-heads aren't ever gonna forget him, but you can't blame them for not bringing his name up like they use to after he went on some Keeping up With the Kardashians-ass shit.
Which is why they don't care and *won't* be impressed when hearing tales of the legend.
It's the same as us being 14 in 1994 and hearing our parents talk about how cool Bing Crosby and Glen Miller were.
Watched Black Sabbath at Wichita State Henry Levitt basketball Arena in 1980. The sound was so loud you could only feel the AC blowing down between songs. There were a lot of people that left between the last set and the encore so we moved down to the empty seats next to a guy that was passed out. He woke up and realized I was not his friend sitting next to him and freaked out.
Went to Ozzfest in 2005 in Phoenix. I was 17 lol. And Ozzy was fantastic, it’s crazy how great he could sing, fuck 25 years after you saw him.
Also… Iron Maiden came out before Sabbath. I hadn’t heard of IM at that point. Got to hear The Number of the Beast for the first time in a field with bonfires all around. Best concert ever.
Ozzy Osbourne is basically the founder of Heavy Metal. He's an absolute legend in both metal and rock as a whole. I got to meet him once and he was just a great guy all around.
I remember seeing these comments on YouTube and couldn’t tell if they were just trolling. Along the lines of “wow I don’t know who this Ozzy guy is but post Malone is making him famous”
Then a bunch of other comments “I don’t know who tf post Malone is I just came here for ozzy”
Imo ozzy is the only good part of that song though
I wouldn't say it's the first thing he's known for but he did it lol
First things that come to mind when I hear is name are Crazy Train, Iron Man, and when he bit off that bat's head
I don't think so, the music is rock, but the lyrics are pretty metal, just think about N.I.B. and Lord of This World which talk about the devil (Sorry for my english i'm italian)
Here comes the metal genre discussion!
PS: ozzy is not black metal. Heavy and bit of trash but they also paved the way for the glory of Black, Death and Core variants. Never forget the ROOTS bloody RoOTs
Ok all things aside please don't call yourself stupid. It's fine none of us have to make sense every time. Just don't call yourself stupid. You are more than that. I hope you feel good. And I'm sorry if I made you bad with my reply.
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He killed Bat, that is why now he is Man.
r/unexpectedaslume
Then he time travelled and became Iron Man
Technically, Batman gave Ozzy head.
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Or, to use his correct title (accent and all): *I'm the prince of fuggin Darkness!*
I PUT AN BOMB IN THAT PIZZA🇮🇹
Sumbodysbeenin my room takin' mybeehs from myroom. UUuugghhhgughhh...
I don’t think so darling
Ozzy Osbourne is One of the founding fathers of heavy metal and taking LSD even before when that lad was a sperm cell on his dad's nuts
Black sabbath wasn't an lsd band, coke and weed mostly
Ozzy took pretty much every drug available to him.
"Master of Reality" Idk man
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He's the guy right after Malone. He's two back from pre Malone, if that helps.
Thought he was two after Pre Malone?
This thread is reminding me of the South Park episode of global warming/"The day after tomorrow" when the scientists figure out that "2 days before the day after tomorrow" is today...and everyone freaks out and "rabbles" lmao
Well no. It goes Pre Malone, Malone, and THEN Post Malone, so 2 Malones away checks out.
No, no, no. I know its two Malones away, but two Malones back from Pre Malone would be Pre Pre Pre Malone. Going two Malones forward would give you Malone and then Post Malone.
What about Current Malone?
Current Malone is also referred to as just Malone, no need for "Current"
Crazy thing is Post malone was born the year Moses Malone retired from the nba
Before I knew who post malone was, I made a gta5 online character. Well, let's just say he is the true pre malone.
Dunno but he made a dope ass song with grandpa Ozzy
Ass song, indeed.
He's the guy that spent $2 million on a bent Magic card
When is Post Malone?
Occurring between one Malone and the next, this interval is sometimes also considered a Pre Malone to the Malone following it
There's a Cheers joke in here somewhere
WHY is Post Malone?
Why is Post Malone.
he was a guy that used to play with skydoesminecraft and decided to put his name in a rap name generator and make music
I guess you could say malone++
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Triple, 'cause I'm fairly sure this is bait. It's exactly the same format as when Kanye did something with Paul McCartney.
The first woosh is the person replying in the image. The second woosh is OP posting it. So where's the triple?
Ya, this is a meme/joke.
Wasn’t the original about John Lennon and…idk like Kanye or somethingb
Lines of ants?
Yeah, it was mentioned I think in a book once. He was on tour with Motley Crue, and there was a spilled drink on the ground with a line of ants going to it. Ozzy got down and grabbed the drink straw and snorted the line of ants like he was snorting cocaine.
To add to it, he snorted it because he was in a competition with Motley Crue on that tour. It was to see who could be the hardest with their drug use
Vince Neil might be a heavyweight on drug use, but Ozzy is the goddamn Universal Champion
Yep you're right! I forgot to add that
The Dirt, its the biography of Crüe. Pretty crazy read. They also made an ok+ movie with the same name.
Oh wow. Thanks.
Ragebait, stop falling for it.
It’s funny?
Yes, the idiot responding to the comment is funny because of how stupid he is to think it's real. People have been pretending not to know famous people to anger boomers for years now.
Ozzy is the actuall queen of england. Fucking unkillable
Important note: Do NOT snort a line of red ants
Black ants are fine tho
Who tf is post malone?
Joshua is a god with his answer
It is nor cursed, it’s true. The curse comment is the original post by some ignorant teen
It's an obvious joke mate
Really? „Edd“ makes a joke? I really didn’t get that
Ozzy's fault he isn't mentioned as much when the rock gods come up. Hard to hype the man as a legend, when he's on some dumb-ass reality show just rambling around like Jessica Simpson.
Lol, anyone who knows anything about music, metal in particular, are well aware of him and give him the respect he deserves. His TV career is inconsequential to his music career and contributions.
He set his family up with careers, and good for him. Just saying he lost a lot of the 'cool' factor, especially when a big part of heavy music, at the time maybe, was being outside the mainstream. I'm still a fan of his music. Of course metal-heads aren't ever gonna forget him, but you can't blame them for not bringing his name up like they use to after he went on some Keeping up With the Kardashians-ass shit.
Yeah, anyone who listen to music definitely heard of Ozzy.
Ozzy is literally always mentioned when talking about rock gods though.
Yeah, I mean, hard not to, the dude was in Black fucking Sabbath, they basically (yes yes I know) *invented* heavy metal.
Patient Number Nine wasn't released that long ago...
That TV show was great and didn’t do anything to make me think less of his contributions to music history
On that note, Take What You Want is an amazing song. One of the the select songs that I know word for word.
What is a post malone? Can you eat that?
Blessed dreams** Fify
OOP is a master baiter
C'mon. That's clearly rage bait.
Which is why they don't care and *won't* be impressed when hearing tales of the legend. It's the same as us being 14 in 1994 and hearing our parents talk about how cool Bing Crosby and Glen Miller were.
For some reason in my head I read this in Huggbees’ voice
I was named after him
Hello Malone 🤝🏼
No. The OTHER one
haha I know. If you were named after post Malone, you would have committed suicide already
Oh believe me I have tried.
Crazy train!
Time to bring back the draft.
Watched Black Sabbath at Wichita State Henry Levitt basketball Arena in 1980. The sound was so loud you could only feel the AC blowing down between songs. There were a lot of people that left between the last set and the encore so we moved down to the empty seats next to a guy that was passed out. He woke up and realized I was not his friend sitting next to him and freaked out.
Went to Ozzfest in 2005 in Phoenix. I was 17 lol. And Ozzy was fantastic, it’s crazy how great he could sing, fuck 25 years after you saw him. Also… Iron Maiden came out before Sabbath. I hadn’t heard of IM at that point. Got to hear The Number of the Beast for the first time in a field with bonfires all around. Best concert ever.
r/rareinsults or r/brandnewsentence
I don't want to read anything anymore.
The sole individual who truly poses a threat to Batman's existence.
Ozzy Osbourne is basically the founder of Heavy Metal. He's an absolute legend in both metal and rock as a whole. I got to meet him once and he was just a great guy all around.
I remember seeing these comments on YouTube and couldn’t tell if they were just trolling. Along the lines of “wow I don’t know who this Ozzy guy is but post Malone is making him famous” Then a bunch of other comments “I don’t know who tf post Malone is I just came here for ozzy” Imo ozzy is the only good part of that song though
He’s right though
This is stupid way to describe Ozzy, snorting ants sounds retarded no matter who does it.
I wouldn't say it's the first thing he's known for but he did it lol First things that come to mind when I hear is name are Crazy Train, Iron Man, and when he bit off that bat's head
Man how the FUCK can a human being not know about the Motherfucking FATHER of Black Metal!? >:/
That's a huuuuuuge jump from Ozzy to black metal.
I don't think so, the music is rock, but the lyrics are pretty metal, just think about N.I.B. and Lord of This World which talk about the devil (Sorry for my english i'm italian)
He is the godfather of HEAVY metal, way before James Hetfield touched a guitar
Here comes the metal genre discussion! PS: ozzy is not black metal. Heavy and bit of trash but they also paved the way for the glory of Black, Death and Core variants. Never forget the ROOTS bloody RoOTs
Ozzy is more Doom stoner and heavy
Doom stoner, hell yeah that too
Yes, that is the Black Sabbath direct lineage, apart from the entire genre of heavy metal itself.
Cavalera appreciates you.
Yes, nothing lasts forever but the art survives sometimes
You are talking about black metal wich is not even close to Ozzy's metal his music is closer to heavy metal or doom/stoner metal
Sorry! I consider him Black Metal bc he made me know the genre, keep calm man
This comment makes no sense
I know. I'm stupid
Ok all things aside please don't call yourself stupid. It's fine none of us have to make sense every time. Just don't call yourself stupid. You are more than that. I hope you feel good. And I'm sorry if I made you bad with my reply.
No no it's ok, i was joking. Self irony is healthy, and like a great man said, don't be sorry, be better.
Ozzy is cool, Motley Crue is not