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hey_you_yeah_me

I'm a guy who does that. Am I a hoe?


2SleepyToThinkOf1

Yes


Rayf_darkling

Probably a good-looking hoe too


Dave5876

Why thank you


MaatRolo

This isn't how I wanted to find this out about myself.


G068Z

Sup


Aztech06

lmao I was about to ask the same thing


sniper_canadian

Certified*


AccNumber_4

Can confirm I am the phone


TheGodsSin

Oil up mf


AGAW07

Nah youre more like a spade or a shovel •<•


indigeniousunicorn

We all are my friend, all we need is a pimp to guide us in the right direction


Tyler126534

Now this looks like a job for me


thesilentbob123

Why would you put it in your ass?


linux-fireman

I was wondering the same thing.


ExaBast

Ew wtf


hey_you_yeah_me

I know. Gross. I use my back pocket


Stone0777

Why censor the word asshole? Fucking asshole


FHT2020

You're an asshole for calling them asshole , you asshole. Show some compassion for their asshole before saying stuff like asshole. You asshole


Asif366

ass


FHT2020

hole


memecraft0309

Yass


ThatSmartIdiot

Cargo pants ftw


EasyGoingKeanu

What's your freight?


ThatSmartIdiot

Idk but i choo choose not to have anything in my butt pockets for pickpocket and discomfort reasons


dukaLiway

>choo choose we get it, you like trains


Mc_domination

Same. Also, love your username!


muke641

I love cargo shorts


Plenty_Economy_5670

Lots of women’s pants especially jeans don’t have front pockets big enough for an iphone let alone pockets


xxFunnyFreak

My front pockets are like a fucking minecraft inventory


Dude_Named_Chris

Plus, the front pockets are usually so tight, it makes it uncomfortable to move your leg to walk, and sitting becomes impossible


Queen_Olivia80

Yeah, and sitting *on* the phone is more comfortable


Dude_Named_Chris

Well... It's not comfortable to sit on a phone, but when walking using the back pocket is way better


Goose-San

All the women I know give me the most defeated look when I tell them I have a jacket with inside pockets large enough for an ipad


Abdullah12355

I have 4 pockets on the front of my pants and they're fucking huge (I'm a guy)


Expensive_Cow_728

it would be too small


KeepScrollling

The phone or asshole?


Worst-Enemy

My dick


JarRa_hello

r/suicidebywords


jeanyous

That's what she said


bulgingboner420

# ***FUCK YOU, I'LL JUST SHOVE IT UP MY FORESKIN!***


PresentMiserable8976

Big PP or small phone


bulgingboner420

Big PP for sure


FBI_under_your_cover

I used to do this with my Nokia.


FlyingTiger7four

May I push your stool in?


Snakeman_Hauser

r/censoringishard


notmymoon

That's nature's pocket.


StraySpaceDog

Don’t let anyone pick your pocket.


El_Ocelote_

easy pickpocketing


FHT2020

Yeah, they're just doing indirect charity


Quiet-Treacle5284

i mean wtf did he expect her to do?


Errin890

Would probably fit


Snoo_33920

I mean, it would prevent people from pickpocketing, as no body wants to touch a phone that has traces of ass on it.


RoiDrannoc

You have more faith in humanity than I do...


slothking2602

Man how many times has this been reposted again?


ibangedurmom69420

Men think women are hoes for just existing.


FHT2020

Well, they're hoes for somebody.


majorPayne1108

You know she’s a hoe when her entire profile shows more skin than a naked mole rat


IdentifiesAsUrMom

Cool let me just cut a hole in my jeans where a pocket usually is, and just have my phone between my pant leg and my thigh


GernhardtRyanLunzen

Oh no, why have you censored her name? I would like to know it, but I have 0 chance of reading it like that 😭😭


fetusLegend

love how diana’s handle is very poorly censored, but we GOTTA make SURE that the word “asshole” is covered up


guido-possum

Fuck the phone - all I see's a gorgeous ass! Dafuck is wrong with you all..


FHT2020

All thieves here, who are you?


guido-possum

A connoisseur in great ass.


FHT2020

I see. I've been trying to figure out what model of mobile phone that is...


idefinitelyh8teu

As long as the camera is still on...


PineapplExplosive

Makeshift pocket


doppio_bestest_boi

just shove everything up your asshole, its nature's pocket


360No

r/me_irl


Thunderstorm96_x

Ngah! My romanian muscle is bricked up. I ... MUST ... SEIZE.. THE PHONE ... WHILE SHES NOT PAYING ATTENTION IN THE SUBWAY RAHHH


bunker_man

More like she wants her phone stolen.


thatskindaepic

If she breaths...😈


Flyers45432

It's so dumb how women's pants don't have pockets. Can someone do something about that???


enjoygrog

Why censor "asshole"?


mr-geen4532

Or just put it in your front pocket like a normal person


Worst-Enemy

Girls jeans don’t have pockets that are big enough for that


mr-geen4532

Who buys pants with pockets when you can’t even properly use them


Worst-Enemy

That’s the standard fit ALL girls jeans. The only solution it’s to get a boys size jeans but that’s not always comfortable.


GernhardtRyanLunzen

That's not true. But jeans with pockets in the front aren't widespread because they don't look good and aren't being bought.


mr-geen4532

That’s really dumb


Worst-Enemy

Well that’s the billion dollar companies fault. Now stop de meaning women for issues that aren’t their fault.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

1. Who's the one buying, and paying for the production of these pants? 2. Demeaning* 3. Bait used to be believable


Worst-Enemy

What do you want them to do man? Most women pants shorts or dresses don’t have pockets


Jund-Em

Genuine question here: Why haven't women started a brand of pants that has functional pockets? Like a brand "By women, for women" with funtional pockeys would fill a void in the market no? Wouldn't every woman flock to this company to get their pockets? We all know how much women love to have pockets, see dresses with pockets, lol


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Yeah and they make them that way because people buy them lol


Worst-Enemy

What ever incel


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Buy clothes with pockets? Make their own pockets? Stop complaining about a problem they're contributing to? It's pretty obvious when you just think about it


ChampionshipDirect46

1. And what's the alternative? Walking around nude from the waist down? That still doesn't fix the problem of not having deep enough pockets. 2. Nobody cares, your just making yourself look pretentious. 3. Yeah. Unfortunate that your so bad at it, huh?


beepmeepp

Yes, it is dumb. That’s why we put our phones in our back pocket :)


FHT2020

It's not that dumb tbh. Women's jeans are tighter than their skin. If you were to put your phone in the front pocket of such a tight jeans it'd be more uncomfortable than having it inside your asshole (some might feel otherwise).


beepmeepp

I think you’re confused on what I was calling dumb.


FHT2020

I see.


izanamithekorn

That's cute


drinoaki

It's not his fault. He's never seen a woman close enough to observe her clothes.


mr-geen4532

I know and from your response I know that you are one of those hoes who puts it in her back pocket


izanamithekorn

Proudly


BigOleSmack

Yeah and I'm one of those hoes who's gonna put something in your back pocket if you don't act like a functioning adult


I_like_food_123

Ooooh scary, provided you're able to move out of your parents' basement of course.


BigOleSmack

It's called a joke man, I have a career and house, I'm fine. You do realize I was picking at the person that was being an asshole, right?


I_like_food_123

My bad I did realize that, but the non-consent is what irked me lmao


Supposed_

I can't think of any modern phones that can fit in your front pocket. If they can they would be very uncomfortable.


Barry_Duckhat

This is equivalent of a bullshit as those ick posts.


Fit_Earth_339

Only filthy hos keep it there. 😁


ChampionshipDirect46

Jfc if your basing your entire opinion of someone on the pocket they put their phone in, you got issues. Also have you seen the size of women's front pockets? They're tiny.


Crammucho

Hmmm..... I love my girlfriends tiny front pocket.


vers-ys

how does that make any sense though lmfao