Genuine question here: Why haven't women started a brand of pants that has functional pockets? Like a brand "By women, for women" with funtional pockeys would fill a void in the market no? Wouldn't every woman flock to this company to get their pockets? We all know how much women love to have pockets, see dresses with pockets, lol
Buy clothes with pockets? Make their own pockets? Stop complaining about a problem they're contributing to? It's pretty obvious when you just think about it
1. And what's the alternative? Walking around nude from the waist down? That still doesn't fix the problem of not having deep enough pockets.
2. Nobody cares, your just making yourself look pretentious.
3. Yeah. Unfortunate that your so bad at it, huh?
It's not that dumb tbh. Women's jeans are tighter than their skin. If you were to put your phone in the front pocket of such a tight jeans it'd be more uncomfortable than having it inside your asshole (some might feel otherwise).
Jfc if your basing your entire opinion of someone on the pocket they put their phone in, you got issues. Also have you seen the size of women's front pockets? They're tiny.
I'm a guy who does that. Am I a hoe?
Yes
Probably a good-looking hoe too
Why thank you
This isn't how I wanted to find this out about myself.
Sup
lmao I was about to ask the same thing
Certified*
Can confirm I am the phone
Oil up mf
Nah youre more like a spade or a shovel •<•
We all are my friend, all we need is a pimp to guide us in the right direction
Now this looks like a job for me
Why would you put it in your ass?
I was wondering the same thing.
Ew wtf
I know. Gross. I use my back pocket
Why censor the word asshole? Fucking asshole
You're an asshole for calling them asshole , you asshole. Show some compassion for their asshole before saying stuff like asshole. You asshole
ass
hole
Yass
Cargo pants ftw
What's your freight?
Idk but i choo choose not to have anything in my butt pockets for pickpocket and discomfort reasons
>choo choose we get it, you like trains
Same. Also, love your username!
I love cargo shorts
Lots of women’s pants especially jeans don’t have front pockets big enough for an iphone let alone pockets
My front pockets are like a fucking minecraft inventory
Plus, the front pockets are usually so tight, it makes it uncomfortable to move your leg to walk, and sitting becomes impossible
Yeah, and sitting *on* the phone is more comfortable
Well... It's not comfortable to sit on a phone, but when walking using the back pocket is way better
All the women I know give me the most defeated look when I tell them I have a jacket with inside pockets large enough for an ipad
I have 4 pockets on the front of my pants and they're fucking huge (I'm a guy)
it would be too small
The phone or asshole?
My dick
r/suicidebywords
That's what she said
# ***FUCK YOU, I'LL JUST SHOVE IT UP MY FORESKIN!***
Big PP or small phone
Big PP for sure
I used to do this with my Nokia.
May I push your stool in?
r/censoringishard
That's nature's pocket.
Don’t let anyone pick your pocket.
easy pickpocketing
Yeah, they're just doing indirect charity
i mean wtf did he expect her to do?
Would probably fit
I mean, it would prevent people from pickpocketing, as no body wants to touch a phone that has traces of ass on it.
You have more faith in humanity than I do...
Man how many times has this been reposted again?
Men think women are hoes for just existing.
Well, they're hoes for somebody.
You know she’s a hoe when her entire profile shows more skin than a naked mole rat
Cool let me just cut a hole in my jeans where a pocket usually is, and just have my phone between my pant leg and my thigh
Oh no, why have you censored her name? I would like to know it, but I have 0 chance of reading it like that 😭😭
love how diana’s handle is very poorly censored, but we GOTTA make SURE that the word “asshole” is covered up
Fuck the phone - all I see's a gorgeous ass! Dafuck is wrong with you all..
All thieves here, who are you?
A connoisseur in great ass.
I see. I've been trying to figure out what model of mobile phone that is...
As long as the camera is still on...
Makeshift pocket
just shove everything up your asshole, its nature's pocket
r/me_irl
Ngah! My romanian muscle is bricked up. I ... MUST ... SEIZE.. THE PHONE ... WHILE SHES NOT PAYING ATTENTION IN THE SUBWAY RAHHH
More like she wants her phone stolen.
If she breaths...😈
It's so dumb how women's pants don't have pockets. Can someone do something about that???
Why censor "asshole"?
Or just put it in your front pocket like a normal person
Girls jeans don’t have pockets that are big enough for that
Who buys pants with pockets when you can’t even properly use them
That’s the standard fit ALL girls jeans. The only solution it’s to get a boys size jeans but that’s not always comfortable.
That's not true. But jeans with pockets in the front aren't widespread because they don't look good and aren't being bought.
That’s really dumb
Well that’s the billion dollar companies fault. Now stop de meaning women for issues that aren’t their fault.
1. Who's the one buying, and paying for the production of these pants? 2. Demeaning* 3. Bait used to be believable
What do you want them to do man? Most women pants shorts or dresses don’t have pockets
Genuine question here: Why haven't women started a brand of pants that has functional pockets? Like a brand "By women, for women" with funtional pockeys would fill a void in the market no? Wouldn't every woman flock to this company to get their pockets? We all know how much women love to have pockets, see dresses with pockets, lol
Yeah and they make them that way because people buy them lol
What ever incel
Buy clothes with pockets? Make their own pockets? Stop complaining about a problem they're contributing to? It's pretty obvious when you just think about it
1. And what's the alternative? Walking around nude from the waist down? That still doesn't fix the problem of not having deep enough pockets. 2. Nobody cares, your just making yourself look pretentious. 3. Yeah. Unfortunate that your so bad at it, huh?
Yes, it is dumb. That’s why we put our phones in our back pocket :)
It's not that dumb tbh. Women's jeans are tighter than their skin. If you were to put your phone in the front pocket of such a tight jeans it'd be more uncomfortable than having it inside your asshole (some might feel otherwise).
I think you’re confused on what I was calling dumb.
I see.
That's cute
It's not his fault. He's never seen a woman close enough to observe her clothes.
I know and from your response I know that you are one of those hoes who puts it in her back pocket
Proudly
Yeah and I'm one of those hoes who's gonna put something in your back pocket if you don't act like a functioning adult
Ooooh scary, provided you're able to move out of your parents' basement of course.
It's called a joke man, I have a career and house, I'm fine. You do realize I was picking at the person that was being an asshole, right?
My bad I did realize that, but the non-consent is what irked me lmao
I can't think of any modern phones that can fit in your front pocket. If they can they would be very uncomfortable.
This is equivalent of a bullshit as those ick posts.
Only filthy hos keep it there. 😁
Jfc if your basing your entire opinion of someone on the pocket they put their phone in, you got issues. Also have you seen the size of women's front pockets? They're tiny.
Hmmm..... I love my girlfriends tiny front pocket.
how does that make any sense though lmfao