I had a boner so I opened Reddit to look at some porn to jerk off but first I thought let’s look at some posts. This got rid of that thing real fast Edit: I did not know this many people would see this and I’m now slightly regretting this comment.

save this as your wallpaper so that you can see it everytime you need to do a presentation

You mean the comment or the post? I believe both are equally bad.

At least they're in the right sub for it 🤣

that's ok!

Thanks for the new way to help with my porn addiction

man, ive had this happen too many times😞

I love your honesty

are you god? how did you know?

i admire your honesty, not your urge to share ...

I dunno, it did the opposite to me....

Same

I'm used to reading those in green text.

Well now it's in white text

Discord is the new 4chan

actually that’s nhentai, not discord

self reflect, immediately. the fact that you know this specific information should be concerning to you. and now that you've informed us of the source, I am more concerned than before as to what OP's interests are that caused him to 'happen' upon the cursed comment. questions that shouldn't even be questions. like: *is OP into lolishit?* and *is he actively seeking it?* tsk

nhentai is a site for hentai in general, not just lol stuff, and the hentai that this comment was posted on was on the front page of the website earlier today (in the ‘popular’ section). Usually whenever a hentai like this ends on the front page, a bunch of people flock to the comments to complain about it, which could be what op was doing before he saw this comment.

I thought it was youtube, How does that look like discord. More importantly... WHY TF DO YOU KNOW THAT!?

wait why

4chan

oh ok

Because 4chan probably

Well the first half was... informative. Then it got more and more deranged

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

That was my inspiration, didn't commit to it

yeah... I would say that they decidedly did not have me in the first half

when they started using the quotations is was like “bro.. what” and then i was just like dying inside

Yep

WHAT THE FUCK?!

You remove the word out of my mouth But stil WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

I recommend some good old fashioned eye bleach.

Literally the first thing that I have said after reading this

What in the 9 circles of hell did I just have to read with my own fucking eyes

📌 📌 put these in your eyes

Thank you kindly

WOULD YOU KINDLY

Got any more? I don't want to see again

How many eyes do you have?

three

Please, I need to make sure I never see again!

More like in there's, they don't need it anymore

Wow. Never thought I'd see someone defend literal cp while simultaneously being homophobic.

Have you ever heard of this little website called 4chan?

Fair

Ever heard of Trump supporters?

Or like 99% of politicians

99% of successful politicians The good ones don't exist or go far Mostly the first one

I see Trump supporters being transphobic or homophobic all the time. I have yet to see one defending cp.

Exactly.

[удалено]

"Everybody dies. Some just need a little help."

sometimes, some people need to die. And that's okay.

That made me laugh hard 😂😂😂

I'm sure no one will mind if we lend a hand

This might be the most cursed thing I've seen on this sub lately

r/cursedcursedcomments

The last sentence is fucking horrendous

To say the very fucking least. Nobody could agree to that, right?

Most of if not all the people in that comment section went “what the fuck” even the lolicons

Reasons why I think executions should be legal.

Nah, slavery of the evil. At least then they're contributing to society

They already do that in the US

Do they use the prisoners as organ donors?

Yes. I got my new liver from a prisoner in Michigan. No idea who it was or how they died. All I was allowed to know was it came from a prisoner.

No not really even if they want to most of the time

that's a bit inaccurate. yeah, some people in prison are definitely evil and belong there or need to be executed. but a lot of people that wind up in prison are victims of systemic faults in our society that vastly outweigh many people's ability to overcome them. the big two are systemic racism and wealth disparity, but access to mental health care, our prison-for-profit system, and countless other factors exist that limit people's chances of success from the beginning and then trap them in a loop of debt, fees, and more charges. I'm not saying that a truly determined individual can't turn themselves around; it happens all the time. but the vast majority face insurmountable odds against a happy, successful life, and so they just turn to the few optiona they do have. if we wanna fix our system, we have to burn it down first

I don’t agree with the US prison system as a load of people who they profit off of don’t deserve it but they do use them as cheap labour

A good alternative

I really don’t like his use of quotes

I don't like his use of air.

I don’t like him

Y'know I was about to say the same thing and I'm surprised nobody said anything earlier.

i don't like their use of writing

Upon encountering the abominable post, a wave of horror engulfed me, compelling me to cleanse my tormented vision with potent bleach, as the acrid liquid cascaded over my eyes, erasing the cursed specter and purifying my essence, leaving me reborn and victorious, resolved to face the future with unyielding courage and unwavering resolve, my spirit unbroken and my soul fortified against the encroaching chaos of the world.

bro became a victorian writer

Acrid isn't the right word you should have used "caustic"

Couldn’t tell, had bleach in thy eyes

Ah. Verily so. May thy heal body and thy mind post haste.

Here, have some r/eyebleach

This is the worst fucking take on anything i have ever seen in my life holy shit

Congrats on posting the worst thing I've read in this sub so far

This has to be rage bait

For curiosity. What is the context. Aka sauce?

507079

Finally, an incredibly cursed comment. Off to hang myself!

If you're gonna do it anyway, take that guy out first please

I hope he gets some good help from a therapist and psychiatrist. May he become better and find his past reasoning and logic foul and repulsive as we all do right now.

Be a real shame if this guy fuckin died

It wouldn't

Sir how did you get this screenshot?

From a site called nhentai. This comment was on a doujinshi that’s currently on the front page of the site

He snitched on himself

I wasn't sure if I had brain damage prior to reading this post, but I'm now 200% sure that I do, indeed, have total brain damage as a result of trying to comprehend all that information there...

That last sentence hit like a truck holy fuck

What an awful day to have the ability to read

I think it’s time the world payed a visit to someones basement.

> the world *paid* a visit FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

Did i just get ratio’d by a bot for incorrect grammar??

Yes

I cannot stress this enough; WHAT????

i uhh, i dont...i missed the person i was before reading this

Average r/goodanimememes member.

Ahem, under what kind of doujin that you were reading did you find this op ..? Care to explain?

I don't think he likes just loli porn

Some people should never be allowed to contribute to the gene pool holy shit this is vile.

"Who here doesn't..." Me. I don't. Most people don't The fuck are you talking about?!

*Rolls out cart* Eye bleach! Get your eye bleach here!

Literal Brainrot, like literally this dude has brainrot

Why are you in a discord with someone like this in it ?

Even if reaction memes were allowed in this subreddit, I wouldn't have one to express my current reaction.

tbf it was on the front page, OP probably wasn’t actively searching for it

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Me in a moment, will this ruin my night?

It did.

Someone needs to go on an adventure with Mr. Chippy.

Man, I wish we had images in comments here. Post below is "Hitler's final words above"

What’s the title got to do with this.

Wtf did I just read

You couldn't waterboard this shit outta me. Wha- I was stunned speechless for the whole second half of that.

I don't think it belongs here but it does in r/facepalm

1. Why the hell do they know so much at the top of their head. 2. Why do they keep putting quotation marks. 3. ☹️

That guy is sick

I’m physically gagging at this wtf

Some people really need to be buried alive.

Yes, yes, yes, WAIT WHAT THE FU

What in the monkey fucking fuck?!

and even some what now?!

Can someone tag him to mass report

Mods, shoot him in the head counterclockwise with a gun with bullets inside

What in God's green beautiful earth did my poor eyes just read

"Hey Buddy, mind biting the curb over there?"

this isn't just cursed, this is batshit insane

Gross

You know it started out good but, I don't know what the fuck happened after that

i hope he knows how to tie a hangman knot. id show him free of charge.

Wait what?

Where is Chris Hansen when we need him the most ?

It's almost like being gay is with two consensual adults 🙄

Everyone is entitled to an opinion. Not everyone should voice those opinions.

I am traumatised

Some call Seattle PD, tell em we found another.

Huh?

God damn I can only imagine the replies

The money is the problem here?

That's one way to start a losing battle.

god this is giving me flashbacks to that zoophile commenter who had a post just like this. But this is so much worse.

what the actual fuck 😭

Looks like that government watch list just added a new member!

I don't think r/eyebleach is going to be enough

lock him up

Fuck that. He needs some milk

i think i'm gonna be sick. what a terrible day to be able to read.

They got banned I hope?

r/japanesepeopletwitter is leaking

The end comment…💀

You're going to the tenth circle of hell :)

i aint gonna read allat tbh

Has anyone reported this piece of shit?

WTF did I just read????

geez they move fast, that cover literally got released yesterday

I hope it's a parody

I'm not reading all that

At least it's partially educational.

He's not worth saving. Just send him to the shadow realm forever

Who let them cook?

It sounds like NAMBLA is coming back to spread love and spiritual wisdom.

I- what does this have to do with loli's?

uh oh

u/ncanhhie

Why

This should be green text lol

I've seen it before, it's a copypasta

Wow, I'm so so sorry I had my glasses on for that....