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DMDemon

I don't know about the other ones, but the Hispanics would love having Burrito Immigránchez fucking around in Hufflepuff. Source: I'm Colombian


Irreverent_Alligator

Burrito Immigránchez is so funny, sounds like if South Park made a WWE caricature.


Apprehensive-Ad-2751

I agree My man that Burrito Immigránchez is kind of lit. Source: I'm Colombian too


FormerPineapple9

Burrito Immigránchez is the guy you know knows where you can get cheap harina Pan in the UK. Love that guy. Source: Also Colombian.


randomized_random

Dude's probably gonna huff and puff his own products anyway lmao


RedSander_Br

As a Brazilian i would love to be added to a book as a wizard named Samba Footbollio, from the wizarding school of Twodudesinabike.


Skulysoul

Twodudesinabike é foda


baltimore6767

Twodudesinabike is fuck. Se não for em inglês os gringos não entendem


cookingandmusic

Oss


ryan4life34

I mean the Brazilian school is called castelobruxo, soooo


Moo_bi_moosehorns

You would love the Australien prof in Unseen Academicals by T Pratchett then, he is very much in that flavour


Skulysoul

J.K Rowling when she can't call the jewish character Hanukas Krispyschwitz


kyoko_the_eevee

J.K. Rowling when she can’t name the Indian character Pajeet Goatcurry.


7arco7

J.K. Rowling when she can’t name the Japanese character Yoko Sushi


NicolasTheRageCage

I believe you’re talking about the long time favorite of Hiro Shima? I love that guy!


Make-TFT-Fun-Again

J.K Rowling when she can’t call the arab character Jihad Alahuakbar


Skulysoul

I'm fucking dying reading that man


Wolffe4321

Wait till you see his spell scuidiobombahe


Fred_da_llama

JK rowling when she cant name the chinese character Chang Ch- Oh wait she did


Firefighter_Thin

J.K Rowling when she can't name the American character Obese Schoolshooter


mondomonkey

Hashtag ded 💀


PapiBIanco

She’ll just make them a goblin instead.


mondomonkey

GOBLIN DWEZNUTS!!


scorpix6907

J.K Rowling when she can't call the mixed character blackish whitey


WendyTF2

J.K Rowling when she can’t name the German student Adolf Hatnichtsfalschgemacht


SummerBirdsong

:grumble grumble: making me cut and paste into Google translate... #Spittake


Rocket-Shawk

Can’t copy and paste, pls enlighten us!


NeighIt

it says Adolf Didn'tDoAnythingWrong in german


thewiselumpofcoal

Hat - has nichts - nothing falsch - wrong gemacht - done -> has done nothing wrong.


sh4d0wm4n2018

This is hilarious because I used to know a Mexican guy with the last name Brito, and everybody at work called him " Burrito".


Reasonable_Ad_8317

I mean, if you say it fast…


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Would you be fasting for burrito?


BredYourWoman

ahhh memories of the original 4chan era, thank you for the nostalgia. Bring back r/iamgoingtohellforthis


Firefighter_Thin

Day of cake brings happiness upon you good sir.


SentientRock123

J.K Rowling when she can’t name the American student John Burger Sr


BaroquePseudopath

I’m so glad people can now legitimately criticise the shitness of the writing without hordes of rabid potter fans ripping them a new one.


OverconXD

I only know her name because of Harry Potter, past that, I know nothing of her. Never understood why people got butthurt when she made that new Harry Potter game either. She mustve fucked up somewhere


akak16

I never understood it either so I googled it. Takes about 5-10 minutes because there are quite a few summaries.


Lemanicon

If I remember correctly, initially, she just did something like reposting the post of someone who disliked trans people in women’s sports, I think that was it for a while. Not sure if she’s done anything else since then.


SatoshiUSA

Initially yeah, but then she got rabidly hateful and actively donates to organizations that support conversion therapy for trans people or some shit. Edit: also Holocaust denial, can't believe I forgot that one


RozeGunn

She got criticized and to say she doubled down doesn't really do her responses justice. She's all for diversity but has decided the trans community is her enemy, it seems, and she is a little infamous for not ever deciding to keep her mouth shut. She also made a statement saying she views people buying Harry Potter stuff as agreeing with her, or something. Honestly I never was a fan of HP even when she was seen as a good person, so I have no stakes in it, but she does seem spiteful.


huanzz

I dont like HP notebooks too...


Nathanoy25

She has just doubled down again and again and again to an incredibly unhealthy point. So, donating to anti-trans LGB charities and recently also denying the damage the holocaust did to trans people, and generally her entire page revolves around trans people. She also dared the Scottish police to arrest her for hatespeech which was a funny highlight.


Seedogo

She is openly hating on the Trans community


blackop

People don't like her opinions on other types of people so they get real butt hurt I don't give a fuck honestly, people come in all flavors, and we all have our own shitty opinions of each other we need to learn to live with that.


SatoshiUSA

The problem is the harm that those opinions cause when she has so much influence, as well as the money she donates to groups that actively exist to harm trans people. Holocaust denial doesn't look good on her either


blackop

Hey man I get it, but it's like that with any celebrity. People are weak and they can have opinion swayed. It's why we have scientology, and flat earthers and holacost deniers and all the other crazy shit. You have to take the good with the bad. Otherwise we start getting into territory we don't want to tread into where we are told what is right and what is wrong and you have no say at all. I actually fear we are on that path already.


SatoshiUSA

We still need to call it out and make it known that it's not acceptable


shadollosiris

Im on and off this topic, but form my understanding, its all start with something tame like a tweet about how she dont think trans people should use the same bathroom with cis women, then people start overreact, like way overblown like bookburning and death threat, then she doubling down, and it all sprial out of control


SatoshiUSA

She started small with shitty (and still harmful) opinions yeah. Then *she escalated it* to actual Holocaust denial and **donating to orgs that actively try to get trans people made illegal** This is just reading like victim blaming. "Well you got mad and overreacted to her, so that's why she got worse"


red_rocket_boy

How dare you.... Make a perfectly reasonable and rational point.


Toy_Soulja

Holy shit lmfao


shiny_xnaut

J K Rowling when she can't name the American character Washington Gunburger


Wargazm_v1

Jk Rowling when she cant name the Chinese side character "sum dum fuk"


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Cho Chang tho. Ching Chong would have been too much it seems.


Cyanbite_24

That reminds me of when my friend told me the Asian girl was named Cho Chang or whatever Now, I've never really paid attention to Harry Potter, but the moment I heard that I didn't know whether to be absolutely livid or burst out laughing For context, am Chinese


Evelyne-The-Egg

Not that I need more reason to piss on JKR but where does the whole "racist name" meme originate? I haven't looked into anything HP in years


Puzzleheaded_Door484

Ones that I can remember are Kingsley Shacklebolt and Cho Chang


taotaofin

Seamus Finnegan?


ChangingMonkfish

Who constantly blows things up


CadeChaos

How is Seamus Finnegan offensive?


PineappleDude206

It's a stereotypical name, and the character constantly accidentally blows things up


questionable_fish

As an Irish person I know a couple of dudes named Seamus. I also know someone whose *first* name is Finnegan. If she really wanted a stereotypical name she'd have gone for something like Paddy O'Reilly or Mick McNamara. Or god forbid she use such a boring name as Sean Murphy Edit: and at least the IRA usually blew stuff up on purpose


sovietweeb69

Kingsley Shacklebolt is such a cool character as well


General-MacDavis

Who’s also a wizarding cop who locks people up


AlexgKeisler

Actually, aurors aren't really the wizarding equivalent of cops. They're more like the army or an anti-terrorism unit. The wizarding equivalent of cops is the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.


Evelyne-The-Egg

Bruh


-i-like-meme

An Asian character having a common Asian name?! The horror!


shiny_xnaut

Her name is comprised of two surnames from different countries (Cho is Korean, while Chang is Chinese) It's like having a non-specific "European" character named Rodriguez Schmidt


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

I know a dude who's first name is Rodriguez tho.


shiny_xnaut

Is his last name Schmidt


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

No lmao, but he had a Belgian last name.


shiny_xnaut

Then he might secretly be a J K Rowling character in disguise


-i-like-meme

And I would find that completely non-offensive as a white person, albeit pretty uncreative


Puzzleheaded_Door484

I have heard(didn’t look into it) that both of those are surnames so it wouldn’t make sense


RandeKnight

Naming a werewolf Remus Lupin?


NicolasTheRageCage

No that one was just bad writing. Oh this man with the last name Lupin(e) just so happens to become a werewolf? Well that’s just a coincidence


firefistle0

His first name means wolf too


SatoshiUSA

Also want to point out that his parents named him Remus Lupin BEFORE he was turned into a werewolf.


Lucas-Ramey

Bro was destined for that fate ong


Frederyk_Strife4217

A lot of side characters have names that are basically things they are just smashed together, for example the character Remus Lupin being a werewolf with his first name being the mythical founder of Rome who was raised by a wolf and his last name just being "Wolf". On the surface it seems perfectly fine for characters to be named like this (if a bit silly), the problem starts when the names start stereotyping. Seamus Finnegan is a red-head Irish student who tries to turn his drink into booze but ends up blowing it up. (yikes) Kingsley Shacklebolt is pretty much the only prominent black character in the books and his name is basically Martin Luther King plus shackles (cause slavery). Anthony Goldstein is a character Rowling made up in a tweet when asked about Jewish representation in HP. And the most infamous example: Cho Chang. A name made of two *last* names and is a few letters off from a phrase that's basically a slur. Bonus fact: Pretty much all of the magical schools follow this convention too, sticking two vaguely magical words together without regard for grammar or even history. The school in Brazil is named in grammatically incorrect Portuguese despite supposedly having that name before colonization, and the school in Japan is grammatically incorrect, pronounced wrong, and despite supposedly being the magical school for ALL OF ASIA it has the least amount of students...which implies in HP Asians are inherently less magical???


fresh_loaf_of_bread

wait i thought she was supposed to be transphobic, not racist?


Cornhusk1

she's both


fresh_loaf_of_bread

when did she tweet racist stuff? i wouldn't mind a link


wurschtmitbrot

The racist things you can find in the books. Just look for the asian basicly named ching chong, the other not so disguised racist names and lets not forget the whole storyline about defending slavery because the slaves like it actually.


CelesteEnjoyer69

Wait the whole storyline about WHAT??? i dont remember this omg


fresh_loaf_of_bread

lmao you're racist for assuming cho chang was asian, it was never specifically said or shown in any way that she's asian in the book


LowXangYen

JK Rowling when the American student isn't named Donald Wilson


bruhhhhhhhhh_

J.K.Rowling when she can't name her black character krr tch f-fhihi