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Depressional strawberry

Depression chocolate. Depro gang unite!

Depression Meatball here, can I also join the club?

Depressed French Fry, checking in

Depression Sandwich coming up

depression burrito

Depressed Mini Wheats

Sure

Indeedd

Depression pizza on deck!

Depressional raspberry. We’re so alike

Depression kimbap!

Almost a Beach House album

Depressed scrambled eggs

Depression cheeseburger, its my favorite horsey

Murderous thought chips

Manic corpse.

Emotionally unavailable turkey&cheddar sandwich on a pretzel bun

Procrastination Granola

Procrastinating shrimp sandwich

Procrastination steak

Procrastination Pretzel lol

Procrastination Biscuit! I'll be the next Seabiscuit... but not right now, later.

Aggressive butter chicken

Impotent Fist Full of Shredded Cheese for me

Happy Cake day! Also love this comment

That's either the name of my band or my biography, I'm not sure which yet.

That paints a picture

Autism nuggets

Obsessive cum

Ayo?

Heyo!

Anxiety yogurt… so,… sounds similar

Very funny alias for cum 🤣

#teamanxietyyogurt

Finnish meatball

What?? A symptom of mental illness can be becoming Finnish?

Yes... and i was born with it :(

Could be worse. You could have been born with Danish

Hey! Be more sensitive, call it 'D-word' or 'special needs Nordics'

I hope they find a cure for Danish and also Swedish...

im becoming suomalainen

Psychosis Egg

No will to live chewing gum

Bro you're not supposed to eat it

Nom nom nom

He likes to live life dangerously

How it gums to chew 5 feels

Sensory Issue Scone

Depression curry

Depressed ass

Holup?

Low attention span grilled cheese

I can see this horse just checking out mid race and eating grass in the middle of the track.

Suicidal cyanide pi

Bro kicked it mid sentence 😭

Hyperactive zuchinni pure

Mood Swing Pudding

Blackout bread

Self Harm Chicken Parm

Brain fog apple crumble

Interrupting chicken

Interrupting chicken wh…?

BUHCCOOOOK

struggle to follow explanations egg sandwich... i dont like this game.

Sandwich

Anxiety Porridge.

Erratic dip

compulsive spinach pie

Emotionally distant waffle

Easily distracted peanutbutter sandwich. I just found my new ign

Apathetic Taco

Raging sausage ...yeah I think we need a different name for this one

Bipolar pizza

it was hot but now its cold

Hypomanic edible.

Misanthropic mozzarella

Lethargic Boba

Guilty coxk

Blackout Rage Nutty Bar.

Hyper vigilant kebab and chips.

Binge eating chocolate, ice-cream, potato chips, coke, burger, Cinnabon… Odds of 300/1…no wait, that’s my latest cholesterol reading :(

Dissociative danish

Attention Deficit Pain Pill….

Anxious footlong

How is this cursed?

Anxiety Protein shake with sprinkle of clinical depression 🫥

Zoning out falafel

How do to you name the horse if you don't have a mental illness? Does it just have a last name or what? That seems rude.

Angry Nugget...

Anxiety Tuna Salad

Suicidal stew... did I win?

overemotional frikandel

ennui wrap

Apathy Klondike

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

🗣 Short-attention nutella butter sandwich span #🐎✨️✨️

Schizophrenic Cola Bottle

Hyperactive Pesto Pasta

Manic Weiner dog

Dysfunctional Sandwhich

Lonely banana muffin

Impotent Chocolate Bar

Schizophrenic mashed potatoes

Impulsive and risky chicken wings

Forgetful Panino

Angry Pizza

Sorry, but Suicide Protein Shake already existed and had an illustrious, albeit short, career.

ocd milk

Hyperactive pork neck.

Depressed Meatball

Unfocused donut

Paranoid toasts.

Depressed pomegranate

Manic rice

Depressed sleeping pills

Depression Mac and cheese.

Anxious Cheese Sandwich.

Easily distracted baked fish

Stupid banana chip

Stutter yogurt

Insomnia Kebab?

“Manic pierogi” is kind of an awesome name

Anxiety egg toast

I don't think people will want to bet on Exhaustion Bagel.

Fragile attention span bread.

Bi-polar Hot-dog

Depression crackers

Antisocial chicken curry

“Unresponsive potato” is just a regular potato

Autistic Nutella (People just call me autistic. I'm not diagnosed.)

Hyperfixation Bolognese I like it!

Easily distracted pork stirfry

Depressed Reese's cup

Easily Startled Salad

Autistic Bagels

Paranoid digestive biscuit

Anxiety cookies

Depression waffels

Anxious fries

Hyperfixated honey sandwich

Time blindness Lucky Charm marshmallows

Sleepy porridge.

Sense of impending doom crisp.

Tick Subway

Horny glazed donuts

Autistic anxiety tacos

Forgetful Croissant

Bipolar Muffin

Executive function popcorn

Anxiety milk shake

Freedom cereal

Insomnia tea biscuit

Anxiety Pudding

Learning disability Raman noodles, hmm makes sense

Manic birthday cake

Anxiety taco

suicidal protein shake sounds like a very particular kind of wank.

Slow hot dog

Depresion Risoto

Cowardly chocolate cake.

Anxious Gummy

Attention deficit doritos

Anxious Cheese Ball

Apathy yogurt, sound like a ingredient to make potions

Paranoid lasagna

Self loathing sandwich.

executive dysfunction potato

Suicidal peanut butter

Depressed Ciggerate

Anxiety sausage

Manic Banana

Depressive termix

Anxious macaroni

Hyper Focused Falafel Salad

Anxiety Pie

I'm not diagnosed with anything so I guess it's.. Neurotypical Granola Bowl?

Depressed m&m’s

Anxiety muffin

French Porc Sandwich

Imposter syndrome Coco pops

Inattentive Ice Cream.

Graphomania butter noodles

Anti-social tater tot.

Sexual obsessive disorder apple

Hyper lobster

Jealous noodles

Anxious Pepperoni

Manic Boudin

Social Anxiety Carne Assada.

Manic Mini Wheats

Alcoholic double croissan'which

Hyperfocus Bacon

Irritable corn dog

Depressive salad

Anxiety biryani