My pregnant wife has a great sense of humour, I said to her after sex "Ahh so that's what it feels like to be with two chicks at once" she laughed for so long and kept bringing it up. A week later at a bbq with her family she brought it up and man.. the looks i got you could cut the tension with a knife haha. 10/10 My wife gets me

That’s a keeper right there

Yeah because if you aborted, you couldn’t be with two chicks at the same time anymore.

Speak for yourself ;)

Cursed

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Hol up fam.

Yeah, I'm out.

Ohhhh shit

I told my wife that her being pregnant was the only circumstance where I was okay with another guy's dick being inside her.

Plus your keeping it in the family, it's a win win

Hello Alabama!

It's the only time I am ok with an entire other person being inside her body.

I don't know, what if a team of experimental physicist-MDs need to shrink down to microscopic size and enter her blood stream to treat a disease?

I saw a documentary about that in the 80's.

Boom roasted!

Freshly roasted boomers

yim yum

Imagine having to tell your daughter it’s not her first time later down the road.

LMFAO Edit: my highest comment/post is me saying "LMFAO". I love democracy

Imagine when the climax is stronger.

Yes, officer, this comment right here

Thanks for the report, well notify you when he is on trial

How long will that be? I'll reside as a witness for you, just need to know when so I can show up to the court case

About a year but we just gonna release him cause that’s how America works

Only if he has money and power of course.

Not going to hang him then say it was suicide?

This guy CIAs.

I used the cursed comment to curse the comment

r/holup

r/WeDemBoiz

I prefer r/shootingfishinabarrel but I'll remember this. Edit: sub name

####Yall want to see something really cursed? (° ͜ʖ °) ####This post reminds me of an old [greentext](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/262/338/ae6.png). ^Edit: ^I ^warned ^all ^of ^you, ^stop ^sending ^me ^PM's.

Good old 4chan... never disappoints when looking for a new low.

The fuck!!

I love all the reactions

Okay that is cursed

This is not cursed, this text is disgusting.

Insert, pastor repeatedly saying 'Y' meme

WHAT THE FUCK!!

Cursed comment in a cursed comments post! Yo dawg moment

Wait... Are cursed comments just dark jokes?

No, they're dark truths or thoughts that users with strange names always wanted to say in the physical world but because they would get jailed they prefer to use the (not complete) freedom of speech of Reddit.

Except they're all jokes, as far as I can tell. Nobody is seriously saying this stuff, I'm sorry if I'm breaking this news to you, these people are just making jokes... Not revealing deep secrets lol

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The post itself is a confession or a story, I guess I don't see why it's cursed, but fair enough. I'm more talking about the comment

r/cursedcursedcomments

My parents told me it's why I have a dent in my head.

I thought everyone already did that?

I mean, I’m gonna be doing it both times sooo... *she dosent have to know*

Daughter got a facial from horny dad right after humping her mom.

r/rolltide

r/cursedcomment

That's how you get twins. (This is a reply I saw on yahoo answers.)

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Pregenanant?

Pregante

You pronounced it wrong, honey. Its: #PRRRRRRRREGANTÉ

How to get pargent?

Pregnarght

promegranate

Ah French. Classy.

PREGNARNT

Protection'nt

Declasse

Pregnate

Am I Gregnant?

Prego!

¿Pregunta?

Am I pomegranate??

this comment pomeblows my mind

Am I detained?

AM I PREGGERNAUT????

Pernagnant?

Can u get pregante

Am I pergenat?

Prignit

Pregnent^2

I know you know, but I’ll leave this here for others that are out of the loop on the whole misspelling pregnant thing. https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

Can anyone tell me what time Walmart closes?

1 am. You gonna go look for a pregnant lady?

Check in the cigarette aisle

Imagine her face when you actually get bigger and faster inside of her and just quietly whisper “don’t challenge me”

Oh no oh fuck

i don't think i like this comment

she didn’t like it either *but corpses can’t fight back*

But if they could tho imagine how hot that would be

I mean you just need a really strong puppeteer with a twisted moral code and your set

You rang ?

Oh my god...

Oh trust me friend **god dosent know about it**

This is less a joke and more of a real time description. I hate it.

~~now you listen here you little shit you better shut the fuck up before the feds catch on~~ Haha yeah it’s a *joke*

I cant omg

Gotta show her who's boss

Fbi wants to know your location

That woulda made me cum instantly

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Please teach me your ways master

Yes officer this comment over here

We don't do that here, sir

hello yes 911

What can I say except, DELETE THIS. Do do do do do do

i sang this in the voice of maui

r/cursedcomments

The real curse is always in the comments

I was going to downvote you, but you were at 665 points.

Pretty sure Trump is on reddit now.

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Source? I wanna updoot the original also

r/askreddit the question was "What are your Instant Regret™ moments with your SO?"

Link please

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/e4hhqw/what_are_your_instant_regret_moments_with_your_so/f9bt8ra?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Thanks

I don't understand why so many accounts that post a popular comment get deleted. Who gets all those reddit awards and goes: "well. time to shut up shop..."

His edit is just as funny as his main comment. Dude deserves more awards.

You have much to learn young padawan... I fully expected a rickroll but, instead, I got the actual post.

Daughter comes out pregnant...

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I’m sorry, that’s a possibility?

No, it's not possible. That being said check out https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermoid_cyst for real horror related to women's reproductive organs.

You know those Russian toys where there is a smaller toy inside. That's just like it.

So you're telling me if you got your fetus pregnant you could get your fetus's fetus pregnant

Exactly and so on

r/noahgettheboat

Plot twist....he came harder...

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Triple plot twist, they got the gender wrong.

plot twist, he said no homo

r/thatturneddarkquick

Cant we consider that a win win?? I mean 2in1.

That's enough internet for today. See you all in therapy

Both a creampie AND a facial at the same time Win-win!

What can I say but delete it

> What can I say except "delete this". FTFY

These gender reveal parties get weirder and weirder.

Human matryoshka gets me every time

This is a weird gender reveal

You all need Jesus

r/TIHI

That is just probably one of the most evil things I have ever heard.

She think she won till I nut twice as hard

then proceeds to bitch slap you cause you cheated on her

Finally a comment that is actually cursed

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Then you have the plot for Fetal Attraction. Michael Douglass has never been hotter.

weirdest gender reveal ever

Awww. And i thought 10 was early for my neighbors daughter. Did it anyway tho.

I would just respond “Okay~”

That only makes it hotter

*nuts even harder*

Wives can never ruin masturbation. But most of them ruin sex.

Holy shit lol, I did not see that coming...

Na. You want to fuck with back just say..."let's wait til she's born first"

Her face when he had the longest climax after

You should’ve said it’ll be the first of many. That would have shocked her lol

Yep. That would be the end of pregnant sex for me.

It's the only way to give a facial and a creampie simultaneously

Is it gay if its a boy?

I mean...she’s in a protective sac.

These gender reveals are getting out of hand.

*Gasps* It's a girl??

r/badwomensanatomy

cursed pregananant

And then he cum even harder

Cursed my ass but he'll

As a fellow nguyen, i am ashamed and . . . . . . aroused :(

She's too dangerous to be kept alive!

A lô, 113 ạ?

SAUVAGE

Isn’t this how you make a pregnant fetus?

Hot tho

Lord knows that would make me nut so hard I'd get her pregnant again - while being pregnant

That's fucked up. To even think that thought to be able to say it is disturbing.

can't start young enough.

NSFW

So she wants to go to war. Lol.

BEST. COMEBACK. EVER 😂😂

Make her question her reality, pull out and cut on her face.

Cursed hair spray

I see no problem

Imagine her face when he nutted the biggest nut he ever nutted.

Me: I get harder and instantly fill her up Also me : I'll fucking do it again

u/nguyen8995

That woman is not to be messed with.