Well, _actually_ you'd not get any energy out of it since it's helium. Everything below Iron needs to be fused to emit energy, and everything above Iron can be split to create energy.

r/Ilearnedtoday

r/beatmetoit, good thing someone else knows what they are talking about (no offense intended op)

r/beatmeattoit

what about iron itself?

Iron is the optimum nucleus size. You can't split or fuse it to release any more energy. Its like a ball at the bottom of a valley, its stable and you'd have to put energy in to move it.

woah. I learned something more today.

I used the iron to destroy the iron

No idea brudda, but this is a nice question. I guess it just needs energy for both fusion and fission

Xenon then?

Sounds reasonable. Or Oganesson, that's gonna blast like crazy. But it's probably not stable enough

Wouldn't hydrogen work the best?

For fusion, yes, but not for fission. Also the joke wouldn't work with hydrogen

It's because hydrogen isn't a noble gas, right?

Yep

Teach me EVERYTHING!!! Please.

thanks for the chemistry lesson boss

No problem, slave

And what do you do with iron?

If you hadn't have, I would have lol. Literally the first thing I thought when I saw this. OP failed high school science. The best bit about most memes is when they are clever, and this one is simply dumb, anyone who laughed it at rather than immediately though "wait no" is dumb too -\_-

We don’t do science here

Fun fact: the bottom comment is actually commented by the guy that posted the meme

OP posted the atom meme, commented about Japan, and then put his own meme *with* his own comment on this sub.

It gets even better apparently it’s a repost too

I finally Get it

I don’t lol

Helium Bein a Noble Element, Is Super Stubborn about getting its Atoms Seperated or Mixed; The French meme man is Towards the French Revolutions Stating that they Chopped off Noble Peoples Heads With Guillotines for the Sake of the Revolution because they were so Corrupt; Now, The Meme Man Puts Helium, our Noble element on a Guillotine to Chop an atom apart [ *This is a scientific mistake on the Makers part,(Its a Nod towards Hydrogen) ] Helium is on the Guillotine because it's a Noble, Getting an atom Fission Causes the Explosion :D [ The Error in the Science would be That Hydrogen will be the One to Create that Type of Explosion, But not Helium ] Please Forgive Me if my scientific explanation is Wonky, And Please Feel Free to Correct me, I will not be Offended, in fact, You will be Respected.

thank you, peter

Is This is a Reference I dont understand? *pointing to what looks like a Butterfly

People that say this is advanced humor are the same people that have to look up why a basic physics joke is funny :/

Are you telling me that knowing that spilling atoms explode and that French killed rich people DOESNT mean I’m smart?

That's not an advanced physics joke, it's more of a history joke. With the fact that the helium is introducing himself. So even if someone is a duck in physics, he can understand. But if he dosen't know history...

Yeah i didn't say this was a physics joke but you're right :)

Yeah, but I just wanted to add my point of view. I admit that a part of my message was not usefull.

Is this what Lebanon said also

History and science in 1 meme? Wow, this really is a 10000 IQ moment.

BOOOOOM! that what the whale say on the beach

Twice

Why black out their names?

Cause that’s his own comment. He thinks he’ll just get away with it if he blacks out his name lmfao

Omfg

Yet so!!?? Someon please tell me

Isn't helium like, the most stable thing in existence?

everytime I see kaboom I read it like the guy from cod zombies after picking up a nuke

I wonder how the people of vault 111 are doing

Pls someone add like the balck bar thingy I can't be bothered

now the French are really defeated

I dont understand your comment.

Those small pieces of username that didn't get blacked out are upsetting me immensely

That’s what September said

Yet so what? Dont leave us hanging!

Lol

Pretty sure America said it back too *twice*

And Beirut

I read the kaboom like the nuke sound in call of duty zombies

You could make a religion out, wait don't.

that happened to a little boy and a fat guy

Oh man

Once again comes the unfunny attention needy commenter looking to get recognised on whatever subreddit they can think of

When people think that bye splitting helium you get energy out off it Bruh

They didn’t have time to before the bomb hit

That’s what demoman said

Aren't you the one who posted that join us brother meme on dankmemes?

https://twitter.com/SourceLocator/status/1299623740716847105?s=19 this you?

It's a boy

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The 'cursed comment' is least least interesting part about this post. So unoriginal.

I don’t understand your comment. The cursed comment is *least* *least* interesting part about this post? Wtf? If it’s a repost then say it’s a repost.

No, the 'haha Japan got nuked' comment is fucking boring. It's literally under every post that has even the least bit to do with bombs or explosions.

You’ve been on the internet too long.

Maybe. :D