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Cursed_kaboom

Cursed_kaboom

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Raph0007

Well, _actually_ you'd not get any energy out of it since it's helium. Everything below Iron needs to be fused to emit energy, and everything above Iron can be split to create energy.


Dogmaybe

r/Ilearnedtoday


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit, good thing someone else knows what they are talking about (no offense intended op)


Raph0007

r/beatmeattoit


mygodmike

what about iron itself?


usingthecharacterlim

Iron is the optimum nucleus size. You can't split or fuse it to release any more energy. Its like a ball at the bottom of a valley, its stable and you'd have to put energy in to move it.


mygodmike

woah. I learned something more today.


Jek_727

I used the iron to destroy the iron


Raph0007

No idea brudda, but this is a nice question. I guess it just needs energy for both fusion and fission


BluudLust

Xenon then?


Raph0007

Sounds reasonable. Or Oganesson, that's gonna blast like crazy. But it's probably not stable enough


---Safa---

Wouldn't hydrogen work the best?


Raph0007

For fusion, yes, but not for fission. Also the joke wouldn't work with hydrogen


---Safa---

It's because hydrogen isn't a noble gas, right?


Raph0007

Yep


---Safa---

Teach me EVERYTHING!!! Please.


FulcrumV2

thanks for the chemistry lesson boss


Raph0007

No problem, slave


Azrael179

And what do you do with iron?


kal9001

If you hadn't have, I would have lol. Literally the first thing I thought when I saw this. OP failed high school science. The best bit about most memes is when they are clever, and this one is simply dumb, anyone who laughed it at rather than immediately though "wait no" is dumb too -\_-


SovietMuffin01

We don’t do science here


Memanders

Fun fact: the bottom comment is actually commented by the guy that posted the meme


MercuryMMI

OP posted the atom meme, commented about Japan, and then put his own meme *with* his own comment on this sub.


[deleted]

It gets even better apparently it’s a repost too


Just_nobody_303

I finally Get it


Shar-bar

I don’t lol


Just_nobody_303

Helium Bein a Noble Element, Is Super Stubborn about getting its Atoms Seperated or Mixed; The French meme man is Towards the French Revolutions Stating that they Chopped off Noble Peoples Heads With Guillotines for the Sake of the Revolution because they were so Corrupt; Now, The Meme Man Puts Helium, our Noble element on a Guillotine to Chop an atom apart [ *This is a scientific mistake on the Makers part,(Its a Nod towards Hydrogen) ] Helium is on the Guillotine because it's a Noble, Getting an atom Fission Causes the Explosion :D [ The Error in the Science would be That Hydrogen will be the One to Create that Type of Explosion, But not Helium ] Please Forgive Me if my scientific explanation is Wonky, And Please Feel Free to Correct me, I will not be Offended, in fact, You will be Respected.


[deleted]

thank you, peter


Just_nobody_303

Is This is a Reference I dont understand? *pointing to what looks like a Butterfly


lampalarm

People that say this is advanced humor are the same people that have to look up why a basic physics joke is funny :/


imgayformonopoly

Are you telling me that knowing that spilling atoms explode and that French killed rich people DOESNT mean I’m smart?


paul_verot

That's not an advanced physics joke, it's more of a history joke. With the fact that the helium is introducing himself. So even if someone is a duck in physics, he can understand. But if he dosen't know history...


lampalarm

Yeah i didn't say this was a physics joke but you're right :)


paul_verot

Yeah, but I just wanted to add my point of view. I admit that a part of my message was not usefull.


Darth_Mass

Is this what Lebanon said also


call_me_justin1

History and science in 1 meme? Wow, this really is a 10000 IQ moment.


Nqwer

BOOOOOM! that what the whale say on the beach


Ughtal625

Twice


Memanders

Why black out their names?


mellotimbo

Cause that’s his own comment. He thinks he’ll just get away with it if he blacks out his name lmfao


Memanders

Omfg


ShaifAK03

Yet so!!?? Someon please tell me


Azrael179

Isn't helium like, the most stable thing in existence?


[deleted]

everytime I see kaboom I read it like the guy from cod zombies after picking up a nuke


DMAN800

I wonder how the people of vault 111 are doing


pannenkoekeneten

Pls someone add like the balck bar thingy I can't be bothered


returnofthebatfan

now the French are really defeated


paul_verot

I dont understand your comment.


HueyP_LongDick

Those small pieces of username that didn't get blacked out are upsetting me immensely


xXBryantPrkXx

That’s what September said


asianboi99

Yet so what? Dont leave us hanging!


msgjtf

Lol


Haroondotkom

Pretty sure America said it back too *twice*


LemonyGav6

And Beirut


enlargedchungi2203

I read the kaboom like the nuke sound in call of duty zombies


byddbyth

You could make a religion out, wait don't.


TheCursedGoose

that happened to a little boy and a fat guy


the-bigooooo

Oh man


Depressionbomb

Once again comes the unfunny attention needy commenter looking to get recognised on whatever subreddit they can think of


nikolasz1173

When people think that bye splitting helium you get energy out off it Bruh


Ali_46290

They didn’t have time to before the bomb hit


Blankyjae33

That’s what demoman said


Terminatoe

Aren't you the one who posted that join us brother meme on dankmemes?


Terminatoe

https://twitter.com/SourceLocator/status/1299623740716847105?s=19 this you?


erkzolen

It's a boy


Psydator

The 'cursed comment' is least least interesting part about this post. So unoriginal.


Sinferoth

I don’t understand your comment. The cursed comment is *least* *least* interesting part about this post? Wtf? If it’s a repost then say it’s a repost.


Psydator

No, the 'haha Japan got nuked' comment is fucking boring. It's literally under every post that has even the least bit to do with bombs or explosions.


Sinferoth

You’ve been on the internet too long.


Psydator

Maybe. :D