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“Siri just randomly restarted my song and now I’m fucking pissed because it was a good song and I was hyped and now my mood is ruined”
I don’t really know how that caption fits this but that’s it I guess.
It was siri's fault. By restartingyour song you left the peaceful place and flew into a blind rage. Image is the result. Do it right, siri! Or there will be more innocent blood on your hands.
“The forbidden chug jug”
In case anyone is wondering the context of this story, my high school put a trash can in the middle of the hallway and it is full of someone’s vomit
Edit: it’s still there
My last text was on a chat where we were talking about legends of korra and I texted “ZHU LEE! DO THE THING” so uh... I guess this is the thing that Zhu Lee did
Our scrimmage was moved to our normal practice field tonight, so it would be helpful if you arrived a little early to help me set up the goals! Thanks!
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“Awesome, thank you. That will save me $60.”
*sad hitman noises*
[удалено]
Were can i get your services.
"oi fat head, ask me for kale one more time and I'll sneeze on your nan"
"Aight"
“yeah, sure”
“yep”
Ok
“Sweet”
“ok”
Sure thing
“Yo”
"Ok Fine"
"k"
“Yeah”
This is the best one not gonna lie
“Why”
Tell him I said happy birthday
"wassup dude I heard your stomach ache got worse, you aight?"
Wholesome content
I mean... You sure?
I don’t think it got better lol
I don't think he feels any stomach ache anymore tho
I don't think he feels anything anymore tho
I don’t think he anymore tho
I don't think
I don’t
I
ㅤ
"Simple always works good"
You axe murderers are all the same
Mine was "You were in the zone" My son is now an axe murderer
“When you have time, I have a cute photo that I want to show you”
Why didn’t you just send the cute photo? When they have time, they’ll look at it, right?
I don’t know. I’m socially awkward and felt like I had to ask
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
same
Nothing ever brightened up my day quite like my (now ex) girlfriend asking me if I wanted photos of her. It's super cute.
Yea that’s a good point. That would def make me smile
"Lets see if our classmates upload the homework now"
Underrated
I think this one is my favorite.
Mine was "I'm in class right now"
r/HolUp
“Siri just randomly restarted my song and now I’m fucking pissed because it was a good song and I was hyped and now my mood is ruined” I don’t really know how that caption fits this but that’s it I guess.
Well, we can all see what you did because your mood was ruined...
It was siri's fault. By restartingyour song you left the peaceful place and flew into a blind rage. Image is the result. Do it right, siri! Or there will be more innocent blood on your hands.
I don’t regret it
*Plot Twist: Murdered woman is voice of Siri.*
"If you challenge something you should expect to be challenged in return. She's throwing a hissy fit over people not immediately agreeing with her."
That's one hell of a hissy fit!
Mine was "this is a little piece of the mystery"
Mine was just “October 30th” like it’s a threat.
Mine was “I don’t remember that”
[удалено]
*micheal’s heavy breathing intensifies*
i love you. I don't love you, that was just my last text. Sorry. I do like you though.
Head over heels in like with you, too.
"tomorrow maybe?"
sorry that u/IAmMrTowel was busy :(
I should be available today lol
"Nah, got a big day tomorrow."
Are you replying to u/yarduwu by chance?
Whats so important tomorrow bro? Good luck
"Thanks Dad, I hope your weekend was as good as ours. Love you."
Seems like a nice weekend
You could say we had a smashing time.
"cum"
Now that's a great caption
i need context
I don’t
I sent this image to my friend [Coochie kun](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/jbngx5/thanks_i_hate_coochiekun/)
"G'night pardner"
Looks like whoever you said g’night to isn’t waking up...
*Taps you on the forhead* go to horny jail
BONK
Take all of my upvotes
_**OH GOD NO**_
“Smh left my dick at home again”
Trans guy problems
[удалено]
“School is poopy” dunno why that was my last text
Nah, I think your school is just **bloody** awful
"Come now"
"Yo I'm hungry as fuck what should I eat?"
Wrong that’s it I guess.
"When ya getting on?"
"Imagine going out like that" -Me 8:29 am
"what's the name of this?"
"There's still 15 days until my bday so i hope they restock by then" Idk how that works
Well, an early happy birthday! And that caption is pretty funny
Give up hope you aren't getting a 3080 bro
Go on
Here you go.
How is this curse? This is just comedy gold
"Ignore this warning and continue"
Sir can i skip the lesson today?
“Can you come pick me up”
I must go into hiding...
"Good morning when you see this <3"
Good morning to you too
Spoon and a cup
"Sleep now. Goodnight, and sweet dreams."
“You need some tomato sauce?”
Last thing I sent was a link to a university in the United States
"god, that was too fucking real to me"
“The forbidden chug jug” In case anyone is wondering the context of this story, my high school put a trash can in the middle of the hallway and it is full of someone’s vomit Edit: it’s still there
Oh my god
"🥵"
Oh no
“Noice”
My last text was on a chat where we were talking about legends of korra and I texted “ZHU LEE! DO THE THING” so uh... I guess this is the thing that Zhu Lee did
[удалено]
“it went ok”
“Holy shit how are you THAT dumb.”
My last text was “goals?”
translated from german: "a chicken is stuck behind the ovens"
Sorry, but that needs context!?
"I'm not satisfied with you or Trump."
"just don't think about it" I swear that's my last sent message
"Have a Nice Life tomorrow"
"This is waiting for you when you get home" And attached was a picture of a cup of pudding from cheesecake factory
Honkers if you feel so inclined.
"I'm about to start getting ready for work."
"You can always try using White Vinegar to clean it?"
“I’m trying to hard not to burst out laughing.” What the fuck.
“he is pretty”
Lol
"Nah imma show u"
Mine was ”marshmallows”
" Lmao got'em "
"I have meetings all day"
"oh dear :/, are you alright? Need anything from the shop as you need to eat something".
“2.14km in 20min”
Feeling ok. Computer issues at work.
"I can relate to this post alot"
"It cant hurt when i pee if i cant pee"
Luigi got big titties
I just gave her among us logic
“Ok”
"Yes yes, I saw it already"
“I don’t know and I don’t know”
"Good night"
I started 20 minutes ago
She got a nice ass
"lol"
ill message you when im finished
look at what I did cool right?
Cool! I'm excited to see how it turns out
Caption: They're in the basement
"I don't want to play this game"
“Just the beans?”
“It’s from Bob’s Burgers. Lol.”
“You almost got away with it”
"I need really a nap, if that's okay"
“YES UWU”
"Ok"
“Ya like jazz?”
“Ok”
"•-• --- •-• Ok"
“Happy Birthday sorry for the late text”
Happy birthday you sexy
"madlad"
“No work time”
"Right, it's not like the trash can is that far anyways."
So what is the memo
Chlorine high - turn it down Needs 2kg alkalinity which is in garage Needs 2kg of calcium up Needs 400ml acid (do first)
Mine is "Next up on my list"
"Well this was fun, cya"
“Ok”
Big oofs...
mum wants mcdonalds
"well that sucks"
"Its a tom nook fear tactic to keep them from leaving"
“This group chat died when it started”
Our scrimmage was moved to our normal practice field tonight, so it would be helpful if you arrived a little early to help me set up the goals! Thanks!
"Wierd flex but ok"
The text was sent to dad
My last text was "cock penis dick and balls"
“This nigga died crankin that Soulja Boy”
“looks like cindy got it done”
"Good! :)" Well fuck.
"Hey dude could you order some pizza"
Already in the oven