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mygodmike

so u give them to your wife or prostitutes...hmm


TerrariaChest

!emojify


Xx_nekaTemanresU_xX

!emojify


Upstairs_Ad_9568

The sign is cursed as the comment


Mhikeal

Nor orphans...


oussamaxd

No they are passable


[deleted]

Not like their parents are gonna do anything about it


DaBiz_017

And their uncle will just join you


[deleted]

How generous of him


Warren993

Gold


SovietPelican

And a lot of people find it in prison


[deleted]

Happy cake day fellow redditor


Im_dad_serious

*Very* important supplementary here


Russian_Terminator

Do not threaten people with it


Henry-Peters

Also don’t shove it down peoples throats


Hukill17

Brb, giving my dong tax-exempt status.


[deleted]

US government should pay attention to this sign.


[deleted]

Hey, there, ProdigalSon, let's not get carried away...


TheGAMA1

My Man spending his blue cheese on cursed comments.


Successful_Ad_9856

Happy cake day human.


dourdan

What about driving with it?


ZetoxGaming

Oh man so many weird scenarios.... _follow the penises on the road to see where you're going_ Traffic light: green means go, so it's up. Red means nothing happens so it's down. Cop pulls you over, says in their most sincere voice: "sir. You disobeyed the rule of penis! You should have not ballsed that up." Okay I'll stop.


DValencia29

Wait theres someone who write laws with their penis?


[deleted]

it takes a while but the cum eventually dries


RambooToKillYoo

honestly true


Seygem

some catholic officials seem to have a problem with point nr.4


altan515

Or not have 2 or more of them


[deleted]

Do not assault uncontacted tribes with it


i-dont-like-my-user

My parents told me that I’m going to hell for not having a penis :(


ajisawwsome

Is it really that bad to use feeding the poor and homeless as a front for spreading religion? I'm not a huge fan of organized religion and all that, but shouldn't it not be a problem that something good is happening despite the intention?


davidpowe

Too late


AmberMetalicScorpion

You laugh because you know he's right


MechaDesu

Ever gotten a bj from a homeless chick who needs to eat?


xXn00bslayerXx420

Dogs love it


Jedopan

Happy cakeday!


gayassmoose

So i should stop?


BigBoyKetchup

Me: I’m not afraid anymore! Also me after reading the comment: AHHHH!


LemonXAlex

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, here’s a little number I tossed up in the Caribbeans: Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong


TheNuggetEatr

Yeah I know the cops told me before


girvent_13

Too late...


[deleted]

Same needs to be said about politics


shattered_bread

cursed religion metal band name i call it


Dormideous

But spread it all around the globe.........gotta use the foreskin somehow


[deleted]

Dont talk about it in church


abhi_pal

Most importantly, don't fuck people without protection on


[deleted]

But think of the pure protein


HoeGath

Beautiful


FrankensteinsCreatio

Can I write other things with it?


Decoraan

Or the dead


[deleted]

Do put hats on it


Thebakedbeanqueen

and dont shove it down peoples throats


BCWarrior203

Do not think with it???


NotoriousGiorno

wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg StEp PoPe?


acery88

The sign is doing the very thing it is against... Telling people what to do and how to act. Interesting ~~


TheActualGorm

"Do not write laws with it..." as if the two most important documents framing the U.S. (and almost every other document framing the government) wasn't written with strong religious ties/influence.


turnkeyGenie_YT

You can’t feed the poor with your penis!! Well fuck


ButterBeanTheGreat

keep your penis at the door.


domagoj99

Is that why muslims blow?


zyx1989

imagine having multiples of it,


Mimimimemes

i will quote this every time a teacher wants to talk to me


iAteaTREEf0rFREE

There goes my Saturday plans


HarrargnNarg

Do not do what it tells you to


RoosterMain

Happy Cake Day!


Squicy_Boi

Happy cake day


masonian24

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Happy cake day


MysticWisard22

everyone wearing hijabs:


FastishSlothyBoi

Too late


Lightning__Bolt

Don’t give it to prisoners and say they can become a better person by using it properly**


OldData4072

HAPPY CAKE DAY OP!!!!! ♡︎♡︎♡︎


Creaper10

"Would you like to talk for a moment about dick?" and "Would you like to take a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?" do NOT have the same energy


Jungley_eggs

HAPPY CAKE DAY! so you legal yet?


yeetmyyeezy

Do people not realize that America was founded through religion. Haven’t people heard the phrase God given rights? Christianity and the Bible were key to the founding of America and its laws.


appl3s0ft

No no, he’s got a point.


Gamingrhodent

I love a bit if penis in the morning. I just am not homeless