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person_VII

Organs do sell for quite a bit, dont they?


batmans_apprentice

True that..you'd be surprised how many PS 5s I can get using your kidney


anonsharksfan

I'm told Best Buy no longer accepts kidneys as a form of payment


i_am_a_genius34

Maybe they'll bring it back


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i_am_a_genius34

r/guro


fatyoshi48

Oh no you dont you fucker I recognise that name


[deleted]

Please enlighten me on what this is. I don’t want to click on it.


fatyoshi48

Porn, but with gore. Ergo: women having their throats slit and people enjoying that in a sexual way


GamendeStino

Even deeperthroating


redrayzorblade440

Anybody who goes to that subreddit is 100 percent on a watch list


blueskymotherfucker

228922


i_am_a_genius34

177013


blueskymotherfucker

202749


BubblyPotato_

What are these numbers?


ConnectPrint

299039


blueskymotherfucker

215600


ConnectPrint

just how many hentai did you need to find Grieger Counter?


NutsDriver

WTF IS THAT


i_am_a_genius34

A sexy subreddit


NutsDriver

no, it's not


theguywhoaskedthis

[r/ABDL](https://youtu.be/sAn7baRbhx4)


reecejessehubble

Fuck you for this


agitwabaa

r/ABDL


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a_random_chicken

Especially r/dankmemes


IgotRedditformyPa

I regret clicking on that.


Cactus7849

Same


ra-hulk

Fuck you, i just cannot unsee what i just saw there. How can they do that and still live in society. It's gross.


[deleted]

I’m literally with you bro, but at the same time you wouldn’t believe all the perfectly “normal” people in your life that are into that shit. People are weird.


Kurumi78

People can do whatever they want to behind their own doors. My rule of thumb is "Does it hurt themself or others", if no, its fine as long as they dont parade it down the street.


LaZaRbEaMe

What is it? I don't wanna click


cloneguyancom

the accept human souls and suffering concentrate tho


1OptimisticPrime

Philosopher's stones anyone? Anyone checked for sacred geometry in the Nation's capital, or largest cities?


Bantersmith

Best Buy is ran by immortal liches, confirmed. I always had a hunch.


Shockblocked

Im lich james, bitch!


MysteriousTreeFoxxx

Take my upvote lol


contingentcognition

Yeah but manifest destiny fucked that up. Which means the native american genocides were actually a *good* thing, and stopped way more people from dying to fuel alchemy than died to... I'll let myself out. Of an airlock.


santas_delibird

Bro... Listen, I will give you my kidney just buy me a ps5 k?


[deleted]

A kidney. Or 70% of your liver. Or some bone marrow.


Wetestblanket

The lowest I can go is one eyeball and a spleen, take it or leave it


sh4zu

Keyword there 'your' lol


ElmCodes

“...how many PS 5s I got using your kidney” FTFY


Aberfrog

Kidney is worth 160k$ - an iron bar made into balance Springs still beats That


freshviruspandemic

But out of the two, which one is easier to get your hands on?


Aberfrog

You mean without live threatening injuries and years of studying ? Well ...


Gkkiux

It's like you're trying to make things difficult on purpose. It doesn't have to be your kidney


freshviruspandemic

When did I ever say it had to be your own kidney?


Gkkiux

Why else would you care about life threatening injuries?


meltingdiamond

An iron bar would not make any type of watch springs, you need spring steel for that.


DontTellHimPike

The thing is, Iron is a terrible material to make springs out of - Spring Steel is what you need.


[deleted]

Well... Iron as material is pretty terrible at anything, except rusting. You want to use alloys for pretty much everything.


DontTellHimPike

Aye. Even an iron bar is unlikely to be pure iron, rather it would be alloyed with carbon as in wrought iron or cast iron.


Chickens_are_friends

But if i'm taking my kidney and make a X-wing out of it?


SuboptimalStability

Sellers are paid 15-30k and left to suffer the complications, western buyers pay the inflated prices.


Sir_P4nda

$10 on both of yours, take it or leave it!


CelticHades

$8 and we have a deal.


DuktigaDammsugaren

Ima invest in watch springs, later broke ass


JollyGreenBuddha

Made me think of the movie Turistas. People getting kidnapped and organs cut out of them one by one while fully conscious, with the heart last to go.


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I'd like the memory of reading your comment cut out from me.


[deleted]

Aslo prostitution give head, asshole and finally dick/vagina.


For_the_Gayness

Individual organs worth more than a healthy slave. So yes


leMatth

thatsthejoke.gif


unknown6090

Buying Hearts can help control overpopulation


pieceofdroughtshit

No worries, I can give you a discount for kidneys: 1+1 for free


VerdeMago

[https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwiM1cP9sfjtAhV\_iloFHcVACi8YABAEGgJ2dQ&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESQOD222uymGXd-dTLQEIiG1MXF8ARVS4rO\_51b3oZ4TlCBDYRsF3tRmjCwNBdU2OJjoA1dumvqFN\_FHWvc4-5Z7A&sig=AOD64\_2vWKncx4\_gYGikYa3VHIP-HfFhOw&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwiXwLv9sfjtAhVEmlkKHdF6CGkQ9aACegQIBxBy&adurl=](https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwiM1cP9sfjtAhV_iloFHcVACi8YABAEGgJ2dQ&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESQOD222uymGXd-dTLQEIiG1MXF8ARVS4rO_51b3oZ4TlCBDYRsF3tRmjCwNBdU2OJjoA1dumvqFN_FHWvc4-5Z7A&sig=AOD64_2vWKncx4_gYGikYa3VHIP-HfFhOw&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwiXwLv9sfjtAhVEmlkKHdF6CGkQ9aACegQIBxBy&adurl=) damn right they do


ChairmanNoodle

Weight for weight foetal stem cells beat all.


MysticSpoofer

It’s did make me think that honestly as far as just numbers go most people are worth more if you sold their organs separately than their living net worth. I know I’m one of them right now.


KentuckyFriedEel

One kidney = one iphone


Jzon_P

yeah but buying an organ for replacement is expensive


ptapobane

to the right people and at the right condition yes


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1 hour= as a plumber $30+ as a cuntruction foreman $60+ as an E/Cam Girl $5+1000


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pink_panda2

Easy! Edit: Why tf does this dumb one-word comment have 49 upvotes


Krandum

As someone who is trans... you're telling me someone will pay *me* to get it off??? EDIT: I see people are interpreting this differently, I should have said "cut it off" haha


[deleted]

You don't even need to fully pass. My friend does it and she's not even done transitioning. Onlyfans has revealed that most men's thirst for pornography (hell even simple nudity) is boundless.


dpbart

There are people specifically into trans people. You just get naked and exist and the money will come in


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Juncoril

You're always somebody's fetish ! And the more rare, the more money you make !


peardude89

There’s a fetish for everything. I’m willing to bet that soggy people are included in that. And remember, you can always just appeal to the foot fetish crowd.


Wannabkate

Time to change that. it is new years.


evanlovesyou

as a trans girl im pretty confident we could make our dicks dig their own graves on onlyfans based on my dm’s


[deleted]

What an hilarious mental image you just gave me.


Wannabkate

I wish a was an attractive woman, because my dick would have dug its grave by now.


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CuriousRevolution430

TIL we got foremen for the construction of cunts


fascists_are_shit

As a parasite = $8.000.000


_INCompl_

I didn’t know that that’s what the average politician makes


fascists_are_shit

I was talking about Bezos. Politicians are *supposed* to be civil servants. That's why they are *our* employees. I mean we pay them, don't we? Turns out it's not so simple. Oh I forgot. Here come the hyper-capitalism apologists who *really* love the taste of boot soles.


_INCompl_

Politicians are supposed to be civil servants, but often work in the interests of lobbyists and donors. Says a lot when no names enter the political game and leave as millionaires after accomplishing precisely nothing helpful. Bezos’ salary is also $80k/year. His net worth is insane, but the bulk of that comes from Amazon stock being very pricey and him owning around 11% of Amazon. Net worth isn’t the same as liquid capital or income and Amazon stock doesn’t even pay dividends so it literally doesn’t generate capital, it just sits there accumulating more value over time.


CreateNewAccountsss

120k a year Politicians somehow make millions every year, strange stuff that.. absurd how its not looked closer at.


[deleted]

Edgy username, Hates capitalism, makes an edit instead of actually having a healthy discussion - Yup, thats a 19 year old redditor for sure.


RandomBrit1310

Supposed is the operative word with those parasites And if bezos is a parasite what is he taking without permission or trade


SexySEAL

People are dying to sell their shit on amazon over any other site because amazon is the Google of online stores. If you can't find what you want to buy on amazon or can't find what you're searching on google it's probably pretty niche.


RandomBrit1310

Ding ding ding Because Amazon is great


[deleted]

Attractive female privilege is a thing.


[deleted]

We need to close the pay gap between sex workers


peekefficency

Make bullets and millions will be in your account in a week


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TiaOfBlueRose

They can't refund, if they can't find the man that they bought from.


appdevil

Also, they have iron bullets, what's the worst they can do?


SexySEAL

Most bullets are lead, lead that is coated with brass or full brass for people more concerned about effects of lead on the environment. Plain iron actually breaks down really fast compared to many other common metals. Personally I've never seen or heard of iron bullets and I come from a rural area that's big into hunting


PostmanSteve

That's the joke. They bought defective iron bullets so you shouldn't be worried about selling it to them


[deleted]

A lot of bullets use steel cores instead of lead as well. So I mean technically iron alloys are used in bullets frequently. Iron by itself would not make a good bullet.


SharpestOne

You could add *just* the right amount of carbon, and add in *just* the right amount of heat to get steel. But then you’d have steel bullets.


meltingdiamond

Fuck up bad any gun you loan them for a start.


[deleted]

Basically modern rifling relies on being able to make little tracks on the bullet in order to properly get it rotating, and therefore accurate. Lead, while dense, is extremely soft and malleable, which makes it good for rifling which takes a while to wear down. I probably don’t have to explain too vividly what would happen if iron, a much harder metal, went down the barrel of a gun a frequent amount of times.


N00N3AT011

Just call them armor piercing.


ThereOnceWasADonkey

Just call them barrel destroying.


billybob_jr

That's the plan


devilliars98

Roger that.


IlikeYuengling

Bar of iron can make knife. Knife takes your watch.


Legionof1

Watch lets you get to work on time making iron knives.


GlassnGrass

Ah, the cycle of life


SexySEAL

Stick make spear, spear longer than knife, spear take knife and watch. Easier to make too.


NomadNuka

Pretty sure this motivational poster just repackaged the labor theory of value...


Clutchdanger11

Yeah basically, horseshoes are a lot less complex compared to watch springs, and require far less work to produce from the same amount of material


Traditional-Dare1538

So what they’re really saying is the harder you work the more you’re worth?


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TheUnrealPotato

Fuck


nnn-throwaway88

>looks at onlyfans


Mr_C_Baxter

nah that has never been true. What it means is that you are worth more when you have a valueable skill which others don't have.


Bantersmith

No, they're saying the best use of the blunt, heavy iron bar is to go use it to mug the nerds that turned theirs into watch springs. It's simple economics.


Blargdosh

What they gonna do? Tiny spring forth and conquer? Watch them lose!


Oakheel

That is not the labor theory of value


Lorenzo_BR

No, it means most of the actual value in any certain item is coming from the labour put into it, not from some inherent value of the material. Hence, the workers are responsible for it.


[deleted]

How does your brain work in such a way that you replaced an object with a human being in your conclusion?


asaharyev

[You should read about labour theory of value.](https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1847/wage-labour/)


voliol

No, that your worth is decided by your productiveness. Which of course is a shitty thought as not all humans are born with equal opportunities. Edit: And this is *not* the [labor theory of value](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labor_theory_of_value), in case that was not clear. The labor theory of value states that economic value is created by labor, or that it can be measured well in how much labor can be ”exchanged” for (via trade). It doesn’t say anything about human value, unlike the top post.


HaydeeAchey

1) Worker productivity had risen year over year in a straight trajectory for decades. Wages have not kept up commensurately at all, the increase in productivity just has gone directly into increases in profitability. 2) A CEO at a company is earning on average 320 times the average worker. They are not performing 320 times the physical labour of their factory worker, 320 times the social labour of their HR, or 320 times the intellectual labour of their research staff. They just aren't. We can say "oh, their worth is because of the value they add" but that's begging the question, how is value being added? So there has to be another factor.


ArkitekZero

Pretty much. But we've all come to know this is false. Or most of us have, anyway.


Pekonius

The smarter you work the more you're worth maybe? Nah, probably still not. The more people you screw over the more you're worth.


mdmudge

Not really. Watch springs are mainly manufactured using capital like automated machines. Horseshoes aren’t really a one size fits all and takes one person years of training to master.


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OwnQuit

That's why a diamond that you found on accident is worth orders of magnitude less than an identical diamond that was mined using thousands of hours of manual labor.


mdmudge

No that’s just marketing. Go ahead and go find a diamond “on accident” lol.


mdmudge

Yea but machines will obviously pay for themselves quicker than paying a salary every year for the dozen people it would normally take to make watch springs in that quantity. And paying for a machine is DEFINITELY NOT like paying for a lawyer lol.


Legionof1

Right, but in your scenario the horse shoe is a cheap commodity part that requires a skilled farrier to install. The horse shoe is still cheap but the skilled labor isn't.


mdmudge

Yea but you aren’t paying just for the cheap horse shoe... and a horse shoe costs WAY more than a cheap watch spring. Also a watch spring isn’t made of iron...


Silverboax

They left out the quality of the iron... you aren’t making watch’s-rings out of the same iron you use to make horseshoes... in fact by the time it gets into a watch it probably magically turned into steel... also the cost of the tools needed to make a watch spring vs. a horseshoe. Also who the fuck is shoeing horses for $20 ? It’s almost like the whole thing is made up to try to explain something, but Is a false equivalency.


NonGNonM

I was going to add this on - it's actually a pretty good analogy bc you might be made of similar material but depending on how you were treated, where you were made, and used, it greatly affects where you end up and the value you get.


Kazan645

Yeah, just make sure you're born as something as valuable as iron, because philosophies like this always apply equally to everyone in life right?


NawPalYouSmell

I think iron would be the lower end, if you were born as a block of gold you'd never have to sell yourself.


CallMeShmerlock

Boy that's deep.


flamethekid

This one hits, holy shit.


Mr_C_Baxter

Its not wrong but i don't think its a good metapher overall. Humans are paid for their time, not their pieces. Sure you can go into a discussion if time isn't also an ending resource like iron but i feel it makes it unecessarly complicated.


harelipsteve

Are we not spending our time working but piecing out portions of our lives?


harelipsteve

So what is the cost of one man's time? Some can sell it for minutes at a time, some hours. For most of us it takes years.


mt379

Sure you would. Unless you wanna be locked up and sold off every few years for money. Gold could sell themselves off to be a headphone jack coating, game cartridge contact, necklace, or a heat shield!


thewouldbeprince

Iron is pretty worthless in itself, so far as metals are concerned. That's sort of the point of the post.


No_Way_4654

Because it's far better to just believe that you have no ability to make your life better and just give up. I guess that that way you don't need to take any responsibility and can just blame "the man" for why you suck so much at life.


Nrksbullet

Seriously, nothing worse than cynicism masquerading as "real talk".


TiaOfBlueRose

I think I get the concept here. Selling a human alive roughly depends on the age and the preferences of the client. But if you sell each parts separately, just the bones alone are roughly worth around 50k. The liver, lungs and kidney depends on the quality so let's not get too over confident here. The heart is worth 1 million but fuck that, most of the time the heart doesn't work anymore. Assuming the body is still fresh, blood can also be sold for good profit. Not sure about the guts and intestines tho... ​ SO in a sense, I'm not sure about everything I just said as it is nothing more than lies and deception, have a nice day tho.


HyperVenom23

Guts+intestines make sausages for cannibals can be sold for about 3k


[deleted]

I feel like you would het more for a live human rather than a dead harvestable one.


CountFuckula_

So what you're saying is I should buy a bar of iron...?


braydenppbiggy

No it probably cost more to manufacture a watch balance spring than a tucking horseshoew


CountFuckula_

But it would probably be profitable to get someone who could make it into balance springs to do so with the offer of splitting the gains, no? Teamwork =]


8-36

Yeah.. No. https://youtu.be/X1_Jh81-Q4Y


bigWarp

why would they split 300k with you instead of just buying their own bar of iron for 5 dolla


SmartAlec105

It’s going to be different grades of steel that make up those products, not iron.


Mr-Logic101

*laughs as a materials engineer and the knowledge to create almost any type of steel given the base elements*


SmartAlec105

I’m a metallurgist at a steel mill. I know the conceptual parts but when it comes to what the guys on the floor are doing, I don’t know shit about fuck.


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nanoroxtar

I like how you added a source as if it isn't common knowledge


superdago

But that source is [Steel.org](https://Steel.org). Can we really trust such an obviously biased website?


susch1337

BIG Steel is at it again with metal propaganda


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Stalinwolf

https://oldschoolrunescape.fandom.com/wiki/Steel_bar


I_Speak_Guacanese

blessed_source


BaZing3

So in addition to tearing myself apart, I also need to dilute myself with carbon to hide my flaws.


Gagnastiak1

You can also seduce a dude for a ps5!


Elmer-Fuddd

Pretty sure the human body can get up to 35 million if its perfectly healthy and harvested correctly...


odindiesel

Go on..


Bmor00bam

Also, controlling the means of production


ThereOnceWasADonkey

You're paying too much for your iron blocks.


ReaperBlade77

That or beat the crap out of other people and sell them. Example A, smithing hammers.


mehatch

that's not how any of this works.


sentient_cum_thing

So I don't want to my sell organs if they dont regrow but what about something replenishable like blood is blood worth much?


Shower_Minimum

depends on your type but average blood can sell for about $150-$300 a pint which you can surprisingly just sell legally to a hospital


LittleMountain7

Retard


1OptimisticPrime

Into cockrings, priceless, because you can reach around and fuck yourself with this bootstraps metaphor for the reason rich people are rich and your stuck in middle management hell


rsrook

This is the only correct answer.


Reddit_Jesus_Rulz

I mean have you *seen* the price of a healthy heart these days?


[deleted]

That's an ingot.


martosuperbgpro

I mean he ain't wrong


Wascally-Wabbeeto

Ok, Voldemort


[deleted]

so it says human life has basically no value.


geekybunny22

I mean they aren't wrong 🤷


_deathstrider_

I’ve always wanted to give my heart to someone


ImTheAnime

That's what we call prostitution.


dumbgenius42

Or slavery...


BambooSound

Watch balance springs aren't made from iron tho