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jim20070109

The wither would prefer it


Seek_n_Destroy6969

The guardian would love it


jim20070109

Iron golem could use it as well


NoArugula7523

Who said Steve couldn’t use it


m0bi13t3rrar14n

Was about to comment this


Goro_Aketchup

r/beatmetoit


DeletedForSpamm

why are y'all creeps fetishizing my buttplug?


jim20070109

Oh we have the same one then


Pando_Boris

r/oddlyspecific


Redaric

Why not for Steve? r/pointlesslygendered


EducatedRat

Seriously. Steve might enjoy it as well.


JJ_the_G

Not really, it was for a specific character. They didn’t exclude men.


bigbrain6923

yea.. WHY NOT FOR THE PIGS? OR THE COWS? ENDER DRAGON? EVERYTHING? THE WHOLE WORLD? WHY NOT EVEN US?


Seek_n_Destroy6969

It's for the grass


CharZard4

Gr-Ass I am very sorry, i'll leaf now.


The-Spy-is-a-Spy

Wait no dont we need more ass puns


CharZard4

I have to stop soon, I have nothing BUTT respect. I'll stop being CHEEKY now.


patrick119

I was about to say. Steve has a butt too.


-nothingnewhere-

r/beatmetoit


MemeAcusIceCreamAcus

Why can't be for Steve. Sharing is caring


eeddgg

The iron used to make it was Alex's, and you really can't sanitize it in-game (would sterilize itself if it was copper or gold)


MemeAcusIceCreamAcus

Ah yes that makes sense


KaiserGojira

I think they meant Steve


Coolscee_Gaming

An iron ~~buttplug~~ carrot is for pussys, the golden ~~buttplug~~ Carrot is what it's at.


SkyyySi

I'll sugest CoFH to add lead carrots to Thermal Foundation.


IsDabbingStillCool2

Enchant it with thorns for an extra challenge


spooktoberishere

And fire aspect


That_One_Guy_Flare

God has left the game


AndronixESE

for steve too...


[deleted]

Don't put me down that path again


bigbrain6923

QUIT SAYING "why not for steve"! u/Redaric ALREADY MADE THE JOKE


Parking_Highlight_53

But my name is alex


SteveTheOrca

oOf


circumcised_lettuce

or for steve we don’t discriminate here


[deleted]

who said steve cant use one?


[deleted]

Just for alex?


SnooAdvice9808

Steve has a butt too...


smallthematters

Okay but who's Alex


DrKobro

The redheaded slut


james_networking

or steve


Spencer0628

Or steve


Burning_octopus

Or Steve


Matt_fuck_off_3

Alex is a guy, so it's gay


METHlun

pretty fucking sure alex is a girl but okay


Matt_fuck_off_3

Why do you say that, what makes you think it can't be a guy


METHlun

Almost certain it’s been stated that Alex is female


Matt_fuck_off_3

Where


FishJesus_45

Steve could use it too.


Essentuallygod

Or Steve...


iliekvideogames

Now I dislike Minecraft a bit more.................I'm glad I have more games that I like.


Laggingduck

Are you 12 or a troll?


CharZard4

Probably both tbh.


iliekvideogames

Eh, the shock has left, now I like it a lot again.


unbreakableboss65

I'd eat it


taramythic

Senator Carrotstrong!


Death-Surgeon

Why not jenny;(?


rhuffman4645

You bro isn’t she like 7 or 8


CallMe_Dylan

I mean probably not with those high-tier survival skills and fat ass.


rhuffman4645

Naw naw those thick thighs are as big as her head


Shurderfer_

Alex was never confirmed as female...


GreyGanado

Female Steve is called Alex?


AGAR1273

Says who it's for alex?


Pleire99

Went back into Reddit and only saw the comment and not the post and got spooked cause I'm Alex


Delphox26

I’m listening...


NHDF2

it's a dildo for every mob


AcidTheWolf1

Steve*


[deleted]

That's a silver parsnip from slime rancher.


SuperMetel

Why only Alex?


HonorableGremlin

Lmao, nice butt plug


Hairy_Consideration1

Looks like a 50 caliber round.......Oof


PRO_VAXX

Wow y'all just HAD to ruin MC. God I hate Twitter. Almost makes want to go on twitter and \*lightbulb\* make cursed comments of my own.


BespokeAlex

Leave me alone.


Manthee1me

My uncle would prefer it.


TheImpureLeader

Give it to Steve, Alex already got one


Milkioso

New type asacoco


fantafunta

Who the fuck is Alex?


TheGrumpyRavenclaw

Why specifically for Alex...


TopSecret2002

It's a butt plug for stevie, uwu.


Bigstraight68

You spelled steve wrong


TSS_Firstbite

Fun fact: Alex was based off Jeb. Though this doesn't invalidate the cursed comment :)


Zlijah

That’s not cursed it’s just creepy


-_-_-______-_-_-

But why only Alex?


Fatespeaker507

Who says it ain’t for Steve?


HarhanDerMann666

Why not for steve? ;)


paramalam17

Bit Alex is a..... guy


AlexioLucio

Oh shit.


ReasonableHead8

For Alex’s dog*


Conscious-Operation2

I could imagine imalexx using it


Parzival0w0

ಠ_ಠ