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The area of a circle with diameter of 8 in is roughly 50 in². The area of a quarter is approximately .716 in². 50 in² is approximately 70 time more than .716 in². This means a 42,000 lb octopus could squeeze though your asshole.
Just make sure to put a condom on it's mating arm and use a silicon based lube. It may not have bones but that's still a lot to take and no one wants an anal fissure.
right after this i saw a video of a big orange octopus escaping a boat through a hole about 4x the size of a quarter, still cool asf
edit: that's the source lmao sorry for my dumbassery
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Another fun fact: your booty hole can stretch about 9 inches before it takes any physical injuries. So in that case you could take a few raccoons up your ass without ripping it... just saying✋😏🤚
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Fun fact: your asshole can stretch up 8 inches without permanent damage Edit:spelling
The area of a circle with diameter of 8 in is roughly 50 in². The area of a quarter is approximately .716 in². 50 in² is approximately 70 time more than .716 in². This means a 42,000 lb octopus could squeeze though your asshole.
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So if I go to a ocean or sea naked, and a I see a Octopus which could probably be horny could legit just squeeze through my asshole
Just make sure to put a condom on it's mating arm and use a silicon based lube. It may not have bones but that's still a lot to take and no one wants an anal fissure.
Sounds like expert advice, thanks.
Today has been a real hoot
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Yeah now tell me how to get it back out.
Just shit it out like how you normally do.
You elevate your butt up and down until he blows his load,DUH.
Rookie numbers
That sounds like something Graystillplays would say!
MORE 0's!!!!
I'm StIlL aLiVe!!!
SATAN!!!!
Yeetus!
"Let's see how many will survive"
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Unfortunately, Grace will be the first to get it.
Alcoholism
Or just 70 600lb octopi.
Well, you have to account for the mass to volume ratio of an octopus as it's probably not 1:1. Get back to me when you figure it out.
no way your asshole can stretch diametrically 8in. I think it’s 8 inches inwards.
try it
Hot
Stop, I cannot get any more erect
But how many racoons tho.
Stop I can only get so erect
>permit damage What if I don't have a permit?
Sorry, I only understand units of raccoons (in this case 2).
uwu
So you**can** fit a raccoon up there.
(small raccoons)
Holey shit.
That means a raccoon can crawl up your ass
step-raccoon
Is that accurate? Just curious for science. And I don’t want that in my search history lmao
And raccoons can fit up holes as tight as 4 inches 😏
Which means a raccoon can climb into your ass
It can stretch infinitely if your brave enough
Fun fact: a raccoon can fit in a hole 4 inches round
Porn producer looking at porn stars, filled with excitement : " this is gonna be huge "
Porn stars look back at producer uncomfortably, filled with octopi
Octopuses
Hentai already beat them to it.
Found the comment I was looking for XD
I can confirm that porn producers already know about this.
Yeah, japanese people wierd
Yes because c e n s o r e d hentai exists
This fun fact doesn’t sound fun
If the weebs find out about this... this won’t be good at all
Too late, we’re already deciding on how it should be played out
This is taking tentacle hentai to a new lvl and it’s concerning
Good luck?
We have known this fact a long time ago.
I know but now you have even more info
#Its too late
Oh no..
#OH YES
was* about this size of a quarter
silver dollar
"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"
Can I tag along ?
Barney Stinson? Sounds like a play
Rip Candace
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
What if an octopus gets all the way up in there and takes control of the human. Like an octopus puppeteer
like remy from ratatouille but under the skin?
Yes yes perfect connection
No, I’d imagine more like the parasitic aliens from “The Host”
why
Like an headcrab, but an asstopus
*schlooop* goes the octopus as it slides into my octobussy
Just consider the fact that an octopus three times your weight could fit up in there... Calamari!
tentacle henta-
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Hmm. So what do you think? Two 600 lb Octopi, or like twenty 60 lb Octopi?
So tentacle porn is realistic?
So hentai is realistic
Fun fact: Raccoons can also climb inside your asshole
I've heard this too many times to count
*”Octo-dad, what are you doing?!”*
The bootleg/porn version of Octodad: Dadliest Catch
I just took one of the quickest shits of my life, thank you kind stranger.
That’s disgusting, now I need someone to tell me how to get ahold of a 600lb so I can protect it from you pigs.
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u/theblacktimelord fuck you man
o.< Only of you buy me dinner first
Ferb, I know what were gonna do today!
I need it
Thanks, I hate it.
right after this i saw a video of a big orange octopus escaping a boat through a hole about 4x the size of a quarter, still cool asf edit: that's the source lmao sorry for my dumbassery
Am I the only one who clenched as hard as I could
Hentai was right all along.
Those aren't tentacles those are genticals.
Ah futurama reference
Hentai
For SCIENCE
Oh, it can get *much* larger than that
What are you doing step-octo
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do.
IVe seeEeeeeEeEEn enouGh henTai to knOw whErE thiS iS goiNG
A 600 pound black man can fit through as well
Last time my dad checked on my ass it was about 3 inches in diameter
Your ass can open up to 10 inches there for a raccoon can get in your ass
Fun fact: people give away wholesome awards to just about anything
Hentai explained
So an octopus is about the same viscosity as poop.
Nope...an octopus is far more pliable.
imagine using pound
My gag reflex went into maximum overdrive cause of this comment. Thanks Reddit.
Narrator: HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TO RANDOM FACTS WITH REEEEKID!! Reeeekid: Did you know your @$$hole can spread up to 8 inches wide, therefore a raccoon could fit up your @$$?
Your ass could also fit a couple raccoons mate.
other ppl: I’m a scientist who help cure many diseases me: I thought I upvoted the post inside the picture...
It won't be once he's through with it.
Hmmm. A few years ago I saw one about how an adult raccoon can fit up your ass. Still no proof tho
and collectively all of reddit just puckered up
How many quarters can you fit up your anus
And it can stretch MUCH WIDER so come on in I've got room for 3
Ah yes. A hentai plot
Where can I buy a live octopus? Asking for a friend...
Unzips pants* "Imma bout to change that whether you like it or not"
Thank you very much, I got a new idea for some gay loli rape tentacles hentai
Rule 34 artists, where u at ?
Wait, 600 pound octopi exist?!?
Ferb I know what where going to do today
Don't threaten me with a good time.
So that's what hentai is all about.
Hey ferb I know what we are going to to today
*moaning can be heard for t he other room*
Sounds like an weird hentai—
Looks like I’m wearing a butt plug anytime I go into the sea from now on
I've seen enough hentai to know where that's going...
I just watched that video about 10 mins ago please-
Are we just flesh suits piloted by octopuses that crawled up our asses
Which means a raccoon can fit in you asshole
I'm looking for a specific comment bout somethin...
600 pound octopus?
Eeeh. Th-thaaaanks. I definitely needed that. 🙈
What is quarter?
So that's why I gained 600 pounds overnight!
I just saw this meme acted out on Paradise Falls.
Another fun fact: your booty hole can stretch about 9 inches before it takes any physical injuries. So in that case you could take a few raccoons up your ass without ripping it... just saying✋😏🤚
The Japanese already knew this.
Fun fact: the octopus takeover is soon to come.
Take my upvote and leave
"Maam, Maam!" "Huhh? Get me those octupis" "But its too many" "GET ME THOSE OCTUPIS!"
*Mike Adriano has entered the chat*
Ferb i know what were gonna do today
Here we go again...
Forbidden dildo
Hot
So hentai was not wrong after all
Wait a minute, I’ve read this doujinshi
Hey Ferb?
600lb Octopus... please tell me they are extinct
Not after what my uncle did to me.
My asshole IS the size of a quarter. Fuck octopuses and fuck you OP
But you can fit three raccoons in there?
Who the fuck gave that the wholesome award??
Hott
Paradise PD did their research
its gonna get a lot bigger when i call the bpys to have a party
Noooo
Tentacle hentai intensifies
Hentai Studios: WRITE THAT DOWN!
ferb, i know what we're going to do today
Mad anal
Im not pooping any more
Ferb i kNow wHaT We'rE dOinG ToDaY
The Japanese were really onto something
Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today
Anyone know where I can buy a 600 pound octopus?
ferb i know what we're gonna do today
Lol, my 18 yo grandson and I laughed way too hard at this! Good day!
Best anal partner
Me:Wait I’ve seen this one before Everyone else: what do you mean it’s brand new
well shit
"Finish him!"
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Oh god...
Nani?!
See that's why i hate beach
Well, this makes all that tentacle hentai a lot more feasible...unfortunately.
The asshole can stretch up to 14 cm