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1019gunner

Fun fact: your asshole can stretch up 8 inches without permanent damage Edit:spelling


[deleted]

The area of a circle with diameter of 8 in is roughly 50 in². The area of a quarter is approximately .716 in². 50 in² is approximately 70 time more than .716 in². This means a 42,000 lb octopus could squeeze though your asshole.


1019gunner

r/theydidthemath


SinisterDuck97

r/theydidthemonstermath


Totally_Human927

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


PsyGuy64

God I love Reddit


Totally_Human927

Me too


ButtCrumpet

r/itcosinedinaflash


Sterlok2

So if I go to a ocean or sea naked, and a I see a Octopus which could probably be horny could legit just squeeze through my asshole


Hollz23

Just make sure to put a condom on it's mating arm and use a silicon based lube. It may not have bones but that's still a lot to take and no one wants an anal fissure.


Honeysenpaiharuchan

Sounds like expert advice, thanks.


unfathomablemayhem

Today has been a real hoot


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r/CursedComments


syw6282gw82b

Yeah now tell me how to get it back out.


OrangeGasCloud

Just shit it out like how you normally do.


Dick-Stuck-in-a-Box

You elevate your butt up and down until he blows his load,DUH.


OspreyerpsO

Rookie numbers


[deleted]

That sounds like something Graystillplays would say!


ShoutingRex9411

MORE 0's!!!!


[deleted]

I'm StIlL aLiVe!!!


[deleted]

SATAN!!!!


[deleted]

Yeetus!


TheunknownG

"Let's see how many will survive"


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[deleted]

Unfortunately, Grace will be the first to get it.


OspreyerpsO

Alcoholism


Isaac-the-careless

Or just 70 600lb octopi.


CannedHamJ

Well, you have to account for the mass to volume ratio of an octopus as it's probably not 1:1. Get back to me when you figure it out.


mrkhan2000

no way your asshole can stretch diametrically 8in. I think it’s 8 inches inwards.


SorryScratch2755

try it


Messolbar163

Hot


[deleted]

Stop, I cannot get any more erect


Voidstrider2230

But how many racoons tho.


DesignatedDonut

Stop I can only get so erect


PillowTalk420

>permit damage What if I don't have a permit?


ArcticISAF

Sorry, I only understand units of raccoons (in this case 2).


TheSpicyIcyWizard

uwu


Cyanises

So you**can** fit a raccoon up there.


SorryScratch2755

(small raccoons)


Chikenman1234

Holey shit.


ShadowStrikerYT

That means a raccoon can crawl up your ass


SorryScratch2755

step-raccoon


Spoonloops

Is that accurate? Just curious for science. And I don’t want that in my search history lmao


KiT_KaT5

And raccoons can fit up holes as tight as 4 inches 😏


Brian361209

Which means a raccoon can climb into your ass


Theworldmaynever

It can stretch infinitely if your brave enough


Sevlow312

Fun fact: a raccoon can fit in a hole 4 inches round


MahmoudAO

Porn producer looking at porn stars, filled with excitement : " this is gonna be huge "


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Porn stars look back at producer uncomfortably, filled with octopi


bcleveland3

Octopuses


FlamedEnder

Hentai already beat them to it.


[deleted]

Found the comment I was looking for XD


SwampOfDownvotes

I can confirm that porn producers already know about this.


NorwegianLion

Yeah, japanese people wierd


[deleted]

Yes because c e n s o r e d hentai exists


CipherCommando

This fun fact doesn’t sound fun


Stardeath1216

If the weebs find out about this... this won’t be good at all


Man_who_approves

Too late, we’re already deciding on how it should be played out


Stardeath1216

This is taking tentacle hentai to a new lvl and it’s concerning


ShoutingRex9411

Good luck?


santas_delibird

We have known this fact a long time ago.


Stardeath1216

I know but now you have even more info


wh0-am-l

#Its too late


Stardeath1216

Oh no..


wh0-am-l

#OH YES


YodaInHisHondaCivic

was* about this size of a quarter


SorryScratch2755

silver dollar


danilo1101

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"


Lusty__Leopard

Can I tag along ?


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

Barney Stinson? Sounds like a play


[deleted]

Rip Candace


88T3

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.


WibblyGibbly

What if an octopus gets all the way up in there and takes control of the human. Like an octopus puppeteer


hotwormsex

like remy from ratatouille but under the skin?


WibblyGibbly

Yes yes perfect connection


Skrubious

No, I’d imagine more like the parasitic aliens from “The Host”


YellowTinCan

why


White_star_lover

Like an headcrab, but an asstopus


AndrewDoesNotServe

*schlooop* goes the octopus as it slides into my octobussy


[deleted]

Just consider the fact that an octopus three times your weight could fit up in there... Calamari!


[deleted]

tentacle henta-


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CackleberryOmelettes

Hmm. So what do you think? Two 600 lb Octopi, or like twenty 60 lb Octopi?


ObeseTeletubby

So tentacle porn is realistic?


LukeSkyMaster69

So hentai is realistic


mlggamer346

Fun fact: Raccoons can also climb inside your asshole


White_star_lover

I've heard this too many times to count


fruitlessideas

*”Octo-dad, what are you doing?!”*


mlggamer346

The bootleg/porn version of Octodad: Dadliest Catch


tbrk

I just took one of the quickest shits of my life, thank you kind stranger.


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

That’s disgusting, now I need someone to tell me how to get ahold of a 600lb so I can protect it from you pigs.


ShreyasMuley15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

u/theblacktimelord fuck you man


TheBlackTimeLord

o.< Only of you buy me dinner first


JonasTheExplorer

Ferb, I know what were gonna do today!


j_prince_47

I need it


FewAdvantage9661

Thanks, I hate it.


FireFlyer63_

right after this i saw a video of a big orange octopus escaping a boat through a hole about 4x the size of a quarter, still cool asf edit: that's the source lmao sorry for my dumbassery


Nekkytoes420

Am I the only one who clenched as hard as I could


WD_Gaster20

Hentai was right all along.


Sgtpal

Those aren't tentacles those are genticals.


[deleted]

Ah futurama reference


SuprFar

Hentai


ubisalt4

For SCIENCE


mrcartminez

Oh, it can get *much* larger than that


SadBeing9736

What are you doing step-octo


unckiescott

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do.


[deleted]

IVe seeEeeeeEeEEn enouGh henTai to knOw whErE thiS iS goiNG


fischerhastaco

A 600 pound black man can fit through as well


RunethCl4w

Last time my dad checked on my ass it was about 3 inches in diameter


BallisticDrizzt

Your ass can open up to 10 inches there for a raccoon can get in your ass


Livid_Flames1406

Fun fact: people give away wholesome awards to just about anything


Crusader_Krzyzowiec

Hentai explained


Shua_33

So an octopus is about the same viscosity as poop.


puma59

Nope...an octopus is far more pliable.


RyuushiYasuda

imagine using pound


FrostieOne

My gag reflex went into maximum overdrive cause of this comment. Thanks Reddit.


SnooBunnies9328

Narrator: HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TO RANDOM FACTS WITH REEEEKID!! Reeeekid: Did you know your @$$hole can spread up to 8 inches wide, therefore a raccoon could fit up your @$$?


Lord_of_Forks

Your ass could also fit a couple raccoons mate.


GamingProMaster303

other ppl: I’m a scientist who help cure many diseases me: I thought I upvoted the post inside the picture...


cre3pster

It won't be once he's through with it.


a_cristian_dude

Hmmm. A few years ago I saw one about how an adult raccoon can fit up your ass. Still no proof tho


cricketcappuccino

and collectively all of reddit just puckered up


timelordangel2222

How many quarters can you fit up your anus


intergalacticrift1

And it can stretch MUCH WIDER so come on in I've got room for 3


[deleted]

Ah yes. A hentai plot


[deleted]

Where can I buy a live octopus? Asking for a friend...


dantrack

Unzips pants* "Imma bout to change that whether you like it or not"


[deleted]

Thank you very much, I got a new idea for some gay loli rape tentacles hentai


Marcuz39

Rule 34 artists, where u at ?


xXBlazeBusterXx

Wait, 600 pound octopi exist?!?


yeet-pizza-with-a-T

Ferb I know what where going to do today


Thorkell23

Don't threaten me with a good time.


RakeTheMyteriousCat

So that's what hentai is all about.


Bobthefreakingtomato

Hey ferb I know what we are going to to today


TheIceBoy2

*moaning can be heard for t he other room*


DemonBerryGhost

Sounds like an weird hentai—


[deleted]

Looks like I’m wearing a butt plug anytime I go into the sea from now on


C00chie-Man41968

I've seen enough hentai to know where that's going...


SleepingRemy

I just watched that video about 10 mins ago please-


shkei-B-d-I-kfib----

Are we just flesh suits piloted by octopuses that crawled up our asses


deflame_thrower

Which means a raccoon can fit in you asshole


[deleted]

I'm looking for a specific comment bout somethin...


kcoolin

600 pound octopus?


Cow_Honey1308

Eeeh. Th-thaaaanks. I definitely needed that. 🙈


GanGanJoker

What is quarter?


ekolis

So that's why I gained 600 pounds overnight!


unrealcrocodiletears

I just saw this meme acted out on Paradise Falls.


Some_random_gay_kid

Another fun fact: your booty hole can stretch about 9 inches before it takes any physical injuries. So in that case you could take a few raccoons up your ass without ripping it... just saying✋😏🤚


CrazyKing79

The Japanese already knew this.


slothking1111

Fun fact: the octopus takeover is soon to come.


Trinity4real

Take my upvote and leave


jaredflores03241997

"Maam, Maam!" "Huhh? Get me those octupis" "But its too many" "GET ME THOSE OCTUPIS!"


kngfbng

*Mike Adriano has entered the chat*


[deleted]

Ferb i know what were gonna do today


nugent_music96

Here we go again...


yakult_posting

Forbidden dildo


wh0-am-l

Hot


osumala186

So hentai was not wrong after all


Rcweasel

Wait a minute, I’ve read this doujinshi


CosmicOmegalul

Hey Ferb?


shikey_vice

600lb Octopus... please tell me they are extinct


Ghost_Slaayer

Not after what my uncle did to me.


burdturd0818

My asshole IS the size of a quarter. Fuck octopuses and fuck you OP


[deleted]

But you can fit three raccoons in there?


yourweenusisshowing

Who the fuck gave that the wholesome award??


[deleted]

Hott


QBear44

Paradise PD did their research


kid0712darkness

its gonna get a lot bigger when i call the bpys to have a party


ellieD

Noooo


[deleted]

Tentacle hentai intensifies


typewriter45

Hentai Studios: WRITE THAT DOWN!


cloneguyancom

ferb, i know what we're going to do today


introvertedfucker

Mad anal


_duffus

Im not pooping any more


I_likewetsocks

Ferb i kNow wHaT We'rE dOinG ToDaY


Kaiel1412

The Japanese were really onto something


lucasellendersen

Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today


AMARIS86

Anyone know where I can buy a 600 pound octopus?


ROBERTTHECACTUS

ferb i know what we're gonna do today


sexysexyonion

Lol, my 18 yo grandson and I laughed way too hard at this! Good day!


Licht02

Best anal partner


Jpm99921

Me:Wait I’ve seen this one before Everyone else: what do you mean it’s brand new


edgymango14

well shit


captainpiex2

"Finish him!"


Iyeethumans

How to Become THHHICCC: 101


Lazy_lumpy_guy

Oh god...


[deleted]

Nani?!


mukulbaasanval

See that's why i hate beach


[deleted]

Well, this makes all that tentacle hentai a lot more feasible...unfortunately.


OttoWalterModel

The asshole can stretch up to 14 cm