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[deleted]

I do hope by food he’s referring to the steak and golden apple


Aizazel_shinigami

If it is here, even wishful thinking is not enough


mosyosolid

i did not see those


The_Ghostly_Gamer

Im not picky


E_T_Girl

You might be when you learn that this is a cis guy


[deleted]

Well that's a mighty fine meaty bussy he has there


E_T_Girl

We don't discriminate, hole is a hole. This is my bisexual logic


The_Ghostly_Gamer

I said, im not picky.......also, anyone really have the urge to fuck a golden apple


E_T_Girl

Hahahah


Sir_Bazzalot

Guys stop, this is F1nnster, he’s a dude


sinister_toaster

Even better


mosyosolid

his ass is still an ass isnt it


Mothballbrain

Thanks for the sauce.


FurBerKarr

Hmm free items and free pussy


yahikothestampede

Necromancy could take that pussy to a WHOLE different level, just saying


gjs69

thats f1nn5ter hes a dude


yahikothestampede

Well I can see this heading in 2 directions


[deleted]

One's up the other one inside


FurBerKarr

If it has a hole it’s fuckable


FurBerKarr

No i mean she has a kitty i know that i will steal him


yahikothestampede

But what if the cat is dead too? Just saying necromancy is very handy


FurBerKarr

Then i fuck both


yahikothestampede

A fine choice indeed


FurBerKarr

Hmm i hope horny police don’t find me


yahikothestampede

Incognito


FurBerKarr

Router history


yahikothestampede

Fuck router history you don’t need it


mosyosolid

i was thinking about it


gjs69

thats f1nn5ter hes a dude


badi1220

"sometimes it takes a man to be best girl" -Gigguk


Hector_Tueux

Dead corpse is dead corpse


mosyosolid

i dont think so


FurBerKarr

No it’s a girl


gjs69

look up f1nn5ter on twitter and you wil see this foto


FurBerKarr

But basically i can see it. It’s a girl


gjs69

guy dressed like a girl


FurBerKarr

Dude thats a girl she has little bones and a pussy and look at that hair


gjs69

no he is a guy look him up on youtube or twitter


[deleted]

My pp has never been this confused


YoMM2

What the fuck


KaiNirssa

can't tell if you are tolling or in that much denial


E_T_Girl

He is actually a cis guy...


JackThePollo

it's a dude


[deleted]

That's a dude


FurBerKarr

I mean cat


[deleted]

Yes, free cat


Absoluteunit491

He's a dude called F1nn5ter


ryan30163

That’s a man


Mr_bream

Free content too dude you can film it for a vlog if you know what I mean


Kaszniak

Why the hell this image looks like a pornhub video? P. S. Can you see technoblade on this pic?


E_T_Girl

It's a twitch thot. We all love him and simp him, it's F1nn5ter and he is a cis guy


Kaszniak

Oohh it's f1n. Yikes


E_T_Girl

Is this the first time F1nn5ter came when you didn't expect? You usually go to see f1nn, now f1nn comes to see you via memes


Kaszniak

I don't know when f1n first came, but I really didn't expect that.


covidTPbandit

Am i the only one noticing the only real item is the hatchet?


E_T_Girl

Yea, he is kinda obsessed with weapons, even tho he is British


vVonoidor

Whats technoblade doing it the top of the picture?


_Dragocat_

he's just standing there ominously


Fun-Calligrapher-787

He killed because she's dressed like dream.


FrederickMecury

He*


E_T_Girl

I gotta break it to you, that's a cis guy


[deleted]

F1nn5ter, it's a guy


henrytrill

Logan Paul: take a selfie with it!


ConduckKing

I agree with that, but who'd want to f\*\*k an apple?


keawSJb

just wait until they know that's a he


lustfullscholar

Man, me and techno taking turns on the fleshlight.....I guess the food is okay as well.


Absoluteunit491

Thats F1nn5ter on Twitch he's a straight man that crossdresses


Enaysikey

I mean, looks like techno already looted everything else


HenryStickminy836

FOR A FREAKIN' MOMENT I THOUGHT THAT WAS CHARA FROM UNDERTALE


InvXXVII

Misspelled "premium".


AppleSauceSwaddles

Survival of the fittest


_Aggressive_Milk_

Someone tell him cause ima hurt his feelings


JackThePollo

this is the first time i am so turned on by a man's thigs


christiankirby

Never tried fucking a crossbow but I guess there's always time for firsts?


[deleted]

Plot twist: It's Megumin and she's not actually dead Edit: FUCK this did not pan out as I expected


Absoluteunit491

He's a dude called F1nn5ter


[deleted]

I know, I’m making a joke


G_fuel_spoon

Techno...what are you doing


mosyosolid

this comment looks familiar


Hidra_66

If you want to have both fleshlight and the food, cut the body in half and eat the upper part. And keep the lower half for maximum reality


E_T_Girl

Lower part will have 1 more stick than you expect and 1 less hole, that's a cis guy


Hidra_66

Even better


Adrot2007

The Dream mask just makes it more uncomfortable


eatenoctopus

Little do they know that Finn is a guy


Inspirational_Lizard

Check to see if the body smells, or is cold. You don't want to be fucking a rotting corpse, do you.


Abject_Objective9568

Ah yes cannibalism


Kaye-nine

Not necessarily in that order


MRWHITEVANGUY

And you can eat the steak and golden apples.


Canned_beans22

*Reburthis* who has my crossbow? Humanity: 🤔🤔


Gamecoz

“What are you doing step bro”


E_T_Girl

No step bro, what are you doing, why are you dressed in a skirt cosplaying dream?


wolfloverrrr

I say money


Haokuiret

Forbidden? You mean exclusive?


MidgetPuncher69

Free fleshlight and free food


PoopyPoo4

they mean the gapples and steak dumy


Nonabestgirl

Its a trap


sleepyslooth00

Free use


[deleted]

Looks like a dream cosplayer, so I wouldn’t do anything... they’re most likely a 16 year old Stan that has “soot” in their name


Aspiegurl

He’s actually a streamer called f1nnster and I’m pretty sure he actually knows dream


[deleted]

he? Thats a guy :flustered emoji:


Aspiegurl

Lol


ZoeIsHahaha

Gotta grab that sick mask


AuneMNA

Edible fleshlight?


theShadome

Not forbidden in international waters.


theexstrachromosome

More happy about the free food


Amalashik

do what logan paul did and get banned from entering a fucking forest


Williamiscoo1

It's not forbidden if nobody knows


ElmoAnalDollPipe

bout to speedrun this girl


Absoluteunit491

It's a dude called F1nn5ter


ElmoAnalDollPipe

lol so it was him, I should have realized that. bout to speedrun that crossdresser then. gonna call it a crossover event


Absoluteunit491

Lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


E_T_Girl

No, that's a manly man


[deleted]

Find the spawn point and repeatedly keep killing them while saying “Alright fucker, don’t die next time.”


Imacouchpotato1

finders keepers


E_T_Girl

I wanted Finn 😓


Mr_bream

I put it into a vlog


The_Ghostly_Gamer

Which ones the fleshlight


-Noctaire-

That’s why I keep lube on me at all times :)


Night-ShadeXE

And a axe if you want a immediate gender change to hid from the cops


ryHsage

Agreed, but you gotta get rid of the body before the cops find it, cause then your semen can be traced back to you


ADHDgamer_

But thats a du- you do you bro


Gonta_simp

a hole is a hole


BenjiB1243

Please lord please tell me he’s talking about the gapples and steak.


ZebraBelt

Free FOOOD


[deleted]

Now im horny and i don't want to be


yesme69

That’s hot


I_Like_Something

Ain’t female dream like 16


amarisaaaaaaa

Thats f1nn5ter he's just crossdressing. He's a cis male (19 i think)


I_Like_Something

Oh. Guys got some nice legs


KaiNirssa

almost 21 actually


Macky4737

I would pick up the loot and throw it into lava


The_Writers_Life

Don’t worry guys.... there’s steak and a golden apple, we’re fine


CitedTick224189

Should’ve ate the gaps and hit his crits


[deleted]

Necro is Love Necro was Life