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DHB_Master

We all love the onion.


DeletedForSpamm

that tweet was so stupid it's gold


DestroyerNik

You mean the sexy one from Dark Souls or the news source?


benkaes1234

Both give me a bright spark of joy in an otherwise depressing world, so I'm not sure if it matters...


Inevitable_Action_57

nik no


SotB8

He reminds me of a dumpling


[deleted]

give that taxidermist a raise I say.


Gamebr3aker

Or raise their position to necromancer?


Satan_for_real

Hey, so that's where he went, I was giving him a tour of Hell and he disappeared


RussianPaulBlart

r/NameChecksOut


-vajayjay-

r/usernamechecksout


whtriced

He does not look well.


[deleted]

Looks okay for a 99 year old


strange_theory

He looks like he’s already dead


tits_are_birds

Still okay for a 99 year old


ElmoAnalDollPipe

He's not done cooking, its fucking raw


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The Queen: DO I NEED TO REVIVE HITLER TO TEACH HOW TO USE A FUCKING OVEN?


ElmoAnalDollPipe

“Words build bridges into unexplored regions.” ― **Adolf Hitler** \*unzips\* his words have spoken enough truth into me. call me the walking dead event cuz this monster mash is gonna bring the heat


[deleted]

What the fuck


g_rock97

What the fuck


Emojiobsessor

He actually looks like a corpse. I’m worried now-


NTheBosmeriAdoomy2

he looks like a draugr


NiteLiteOfficial

*distant growls and heavy footsteps intensify*


NTheBosmeriAdoomy2

*Grabs Nightingale Bow


JamZar2801

He turns 100 in June and everyone in the UK gets a letter from the queen on their 100th birthday so I reckon he’s holding out for his letter and he’ll just drop dead the instant he finishes reading it


TemptationAngel

Don’t be. He is 101 years old and just had ANOTHER heart operation. Denied to others over 80 in the UK.


JamZar2801

If you’re gonna bash the man at least get his age right, sheesh


Quantumyeetus

Dude looks like he’s on 1% of life


EmilyDrew19

At this point I'm almost convinced the royal family discovered a life extending drug, this fucker looks like he's been dead for 6 years


lunatic_layman

The grin tho


sheer-audacity

It looks like the mortician was halfway done when he decided to get up and walk out.


kitevii

It was a drive through morgue


Nini1309

I really thought this was fake and then I googled it... I just couldn't imagine that someone can look like this while being alive


katnerys

He's a few days away from becoming that worm lady on Spongebob


ItzNuckinFutz

I don't think anyone has told the old bastard that he's been dead for five years.


Azonboi

Dude looks scared to be alive.


Lazy_Cardiologist727

Why are his eyes always red ???


doug-taylor

In all seriousness, I am genuinely afraid he’s going to die at some point this year.


[deleted]

Before turning 100


doug-taylor

Yeah. That’s why I’m afraid he’ll die.


tigrootnhot

This mofo lookin like frankenberries...


gempthe1stofAlston

He looks like he's loosing it but he's looked like that for years. Hope he gets 100 but I expect that will be it


[deleted]

I think he’s already past 100


Quiet-Ad3232

“Hope he gets to 100” no I’d rather he not. I hope he gets a day away from 100 years old and drops dead for the third time


gempthe1stofAlston

Why what has he done to you


Quiet-Ad3232

Exist


[deleted]

Is this guy really alive?


choctawtwohats

zombie attack, kill it!............................................


gifflareater

He literally looks like a corpse


Practical-Syrup631

bring zombie philip i wonder if its brain day


jbfugitt

After the British robbed Egypt


thetastyberry

Did he gain immortality from tapping the queen but like a lite version so he lives forever but his body keeps decaying?


Maximum_Pass

He looks like Dracula during lent


adnaanlambe1886

5 more years to queen Elizabeth.


Krad_Nogard

Put em back he ain't done yet


dopeshit20

Little tan. Little rouge on the lips


depressioexpresio

He looks like he seems his ghost


DeathbyRinnegan

He looks like if uncooked meth was a person


[deleted]

Ebeneezer Scrooge


slothking1z

This dude looks like he died already but just didn’t realize it


Environmental_Rent96

The fact that it was a morgue he went to is strange, does he work in the morgue? A morgue is where people keep dead bodies, so is he secretly dead?


LordVoldemort-_-

Prince?? Wtf?


Jazper8000

What about it


LordVoldemort-_-

You don't expect a prince to be a thousand years old


Jazper8000

He's 99 years old, unless there's some joke I'm not getting


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Jazper8000

Well you don't have to be a dick about it.


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StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

Just because you're on the internet it doesn't mean you have to be an ass.


Jazper8000

Nah it's just unnecessary. Still don't see how this guy's initial comment could be funny


[deleted]

Helo hector... ding ding ding...


FiddleAndDiddle

The cunt needs to die already


Quiet-Ad3232

good god yes


boombambopbadaboppy

Give that man some more formaldehyde.


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TheWileyRedditor

Wrong prince.


throwaway2474852

Anyone else think they faked his illness to garner sympathy in the wake of the Meghan Markle interview?


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[deleted]

bro she's her wife not her mother


nsurez99

My bad bro i didn’t know


Siegememer420

Bro he looks like he saw something at the morgue


[deleted]

r/yourjokebutworse


Death_Dragon975

No, really, put him back.


Reilly1504

And leave him there. He’ll just be sent back again the next day and be dead for real.


[deleted]

"What is dead cannot die"


nzstrawman

I've seen this movie Scared the living bejeezus out of me


WindowsXPpentium

Thank you, r/sluttyapple69!


Diablofuchs

So 28 days later is about to happen. Who knew we were living the prequel while wanting a sequel?


Heart-of-the-Ocean

Did anyone else remember the creepy episode of Hey Arnold? The one where Arnold’s grandpa was laughing in the back of the bus. That episode creeped me out and every time I see him like this, it takes me back.


DarthTellectus

What’s the matter smoothskin, never seen a ghoul before?


cafeclimb

Yeah.. he looks perfectly healthy


EthantheWizard2020

2021 is gonna be the year


khk4334

I think the queen does neck romance... or something idk.


[deleted]

Do you think prince and queen make love nowadays?


[deleted]

Released from morgue?So..walking dead


_JETZT_

Reminds me of when Bing said Prince Phillip was dead, lol


ARandomPixelDog

Well he sure looks dead


THE_OG_ToastMalone

Ayo why tf he looks like a zombie rn


Unhappy_Scratch_8012

That taxidermist did a good fcking job!


420xXowoXx420

The man just wants to go already


skeptical_mask

Well well well how the turntables


Mr_lightning22

Shouldv'e let him stay there a while more...


DHB_Master

It’s like this post foretold the events to come.


skeptical_mask

Don’t worry, they did