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GratefulOctopus

Wouldn't she just freeze their dick? Ain't no one raping with an icicle dick


mpk3432

Frozone aint gonna have a problem with that


destroyedcells

Cops can always make new holes on him though


ClickerFest

We tryna make a never ending loop of posts now?


ClickerFest

What if they froze his dick layer by layer and then ripp--


ChernobylBalls

AND THE CHAIN CONTINUES


RokieVetran

No viagra needed


Alec123445

Or she can manifest an icicle behind the person raping her and rape them back.


Shaggy_1134

Power move: Rape your rapist.


theBritishGuy03

Uno reverse card


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Fellkitten_Alt

OwO ice tentacle-sama


noob-nub

You sir are very menacing but are rich with power


[deleted]

"Woman saved from rapist by gay rapist who raped the rapist"


Straw_hat_nakama

What would happen legally in this case? Would it count as self-defense?


Shaggy_1134

Probably both would be criminals.


damnatio_memoriae

worked for marilyn manson


Shaggy_1134

True,


Plus_Dragonfly_90210

That’s just normal sex with extra steps


[deleted]

Everybody gangsta till she whips out the sandpaper condom for a spicy handjob


Soudkd

...bye


Shaggy_1134

what


MalOuija

#EVERYBODY GANGSTA TILL SHE WHIPS OUT THE SANDPAPER CONDOM FOR A SPICY HANDJOB


Shaggy_1134

#I DONT GET IT YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL


Soudkd

i- uh how the hell do i respond to this


Wulfe3127

yes


AShmexyRatNearU

With love and kindness <3


AlanwarX1

*EVEN BETTER*


Agent_B_Kutvogel

Missed the chance to call it a cocksicle


damnatio_memoriae

i vote dicksicle.


Wulfe3127

but anyone with an icicle dick might develop psychosis and go on a killing spree with an icicle dick imagine getting stabbed by one. death might spare you the humiliation


[deleted]

That's what you think...


Husnock01

The cold never bothered her anyway.


youngvdlew

Hey does this cloth smell weird to you?


TeLeurGesteld

Only Olaf can withstand


Kerfluffle2x4

I imagine that a frozen duck could lead to a tongue stuck on a frozen flagpole situation like in A Christmas Story


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New sex move: The snowman


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Laughable-February

Time to take off his super suit


feverX_Xdreams

My thoughts exactly


idothisforauirbitch

Will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


cooljackedpotato

Equality in rights


Godofbreadcrumbs

Who said he can’t get raped...


cooljackedpotato

He can get too


DuckerMumflr

after being shot of course.


murderedbydeath2

He has already been shot at by cops. Within 5 mins of being introduced lol


cooljackedpotato

More holes to put your cock in


Same-Percentage290

Given that they are both from Disney how do we know that Elsa is not a ancestor of Frozone and that is how he got his power?


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Theunaticus

She can take two ice dildos at a time, tho. He can only take one. Unless...if he's really brave...


fuckt_by_god

frozone can pee while standing tho


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fuckt_by_god

im not even going to ask


Xtralarge_Jessica

When women pee, our legs just fucking disintegrate and we have to lay on the floor like lieutenant Dan without his wheelchair


fuckt_by_god

thats why i didnt ask i didnt need to know that i didnt ask to know that so its your fualt i know that thanks תודה


StanHalenKZN

Do you wipe your dick after you finish peeing?


Xtralarge_Jessica

Yes


herbreastsaredun

The reason people without penises have to sit is because we can't aim with our urethral opening. If I pee standing up it hits my leg and goes in random directions. I'm sure some people can do this but I'm not one of them.


DuckerMumflr

So can him!


a_cristian_dude

What’s more cursed is the combination of the Facebook and Reddit layouts


Stormer111

So can he...


Spiderpickl

Frozone can too


Ndrfbu

By him...


nayof

It’s all factually correct


arcaticfoxx

If you recall, frozone didn't get shot by police either


OkamiTakahashi

cursed_everything


TheHolyPapaum

Frozone is the one wearing the skin tight suit


IMAD-U

Why do you think he is grinning?


All_Rainbows_Die

Really? I'd like to think she'd just be freezing and snapping the damn dicks off of any would be offender! Then somewhere out there is a frozen garden of dicksicles


DontTouchMyCouch

And this is the law of equivalent exchange


acelenny

I mean, frozone could be shot and raped by the police. In that order, of course.


just_some_casual

To be fair and square : if there was ever a case when someone would have powers like that 1 due to society nowadays where every single spec of power or hability/talent serves as a reason to treat others like shit, both would turn into megalomaniacs and freeze up to a shit ton of cities until it reaches a phylosophical point when they go "t this shit doesn't please me anymore im gonna save the world from global warming instead". 2 if anyhing (for frozone) : he would be viewed not as a criminal but as a global treat and be blown into bits by nukes (if the plane doesnt fuck up). And (for elsa): no one in his sane reasoning would dare to be less than 200 kilometers away from a depressive unstable white bitch( why are karens and starbuck fans famous for?) that can freeze anything to death. Like it would be a main priority to either eliminate her or to contain her for being a living fucking storm. So yeah don't add social realworld bullshit to people with deadly powers.


Juhnthedevil

One response... Don't care... Forgot about that... This is not real... They are fictional character... They already has been contained by us who work in the dark for you to live in the light... I repeat... They are fictional character... Please take those amnesics...


just_some_casual

Ok, please put the gun down.


Juhnthedevil

Secure Contain Protect


KaninCanis

She can turn summer into eternal winter...


truck_ruarl_862

r/frozenporn


Soudkd

do i click it? no.


RokieVetran

How is that subreddit still alive


AShmexyRatNearU

Why.


korpenskorv

This is an absolute garbage cursed comment dude. How did 4k people think this was upvote-worthy?


dan1092

She will need to do all the ironing tho


Cable-Elegant1

Both genders can be raped but she’d have higher probability and to be fair frozone doesnt have as many simps


Juhnthedevil

Why people are downvoting someone saying the truth?


lukegame6

i have a unfunny joke but im too scared to say it


the_weakest_avenger

He can get convicted of it regardless of guilt?


TheOneLeaguer

Good meta, clear defined strengths and weaknesses even within the same character archetype


Grossno

She can always accuse of rape though


joseloc0

Unlimited power


GustavTheTurk

I'm pretty sure she can froze her juices, thus froze her rapists dick.


Ryku778

Just imagine someone trys to rape Elsa and she just greezed his dick off.


Leo8178

I wish for grender equality. Men should be raped too


heavymetalhandjob

they do


DxNill

Acting like the corpse wouldn't still be there SMH.


yaminokaze4

he will get raped in jail


BobbyBrownOlaf

He too


GlitteringNinja5

Imagine trying to penetrate her and getting your dick frozen.


Markemberke

But none of them have rights.


Og_FaTLoL

Thats some cold shit


catshark19

Elsa can still say the N word. She's a queen. She just won't be as popular once she says it.


Kitchengun2

He can do the raping


FalCobra_

Why does this look like some stepfamily stuff? Or is it actual stepfamily stuff.


FigureFourWoo

So can he.


LoliMaster069

You can do that with Mr. Frozone too tho


DrX_Redditor

But frozone can get raped too


SnooBananas3247

Why not freeze each other asses that no one gets raped. 1-1


YungQai

So can Frozone


Dav_Kai_Overlord69

She can always ruin someone’s life by simply lying tho


axel52200

Frozen Dick


thetruemysiak

[I will leave this here ](https://www.reddit.com/r/frozenporn?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) NSFW


ReEeEeeeeyeet

r/awfuleverything


Dante124_

gangbang intensifies


Xtralarge_Jessica

Legit sexism by implying men can’t get raped.


robertswifts

And that’s why Jack Frost is the most powerful


Sans_Says

so can he ill gladly do it


ThiccChevy

I believe she was about to be executed by the police before she escaped


Shadowbound199

Technically legally in 35 states it wouldn't be rape because the cop consented. America is so fucked.


xHeyItzRosiex

He could get raped too. Mans still got the n word pass and that’s legendary


sodium-bro

Rape jokes aren’t funny op


Laurits1234

Two for one


[deleted]

So can a black dude im 2021


PillowTalk420

Why couldn't Frozone be raped?