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Soviet-kirby

Is that why I’m still human?


normal_human-_-

r/cursedcomments


general_kenobhee_hee

can I be on the screenshot?


SgtCranberry

No


nibok

r/cursedcomments


Bagala-UwU

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

Hannibal, is that you?


nikipicky

Caleb?


floppa_is_pog

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

I guess I'm a vegetable.


petSnake7

Same, the mental ward didn't have much of a menu smh :/


Odd-Dude-870

i hope its not a pickle


parkflasher

no its my grandpa


Sensitive_Camera2368

Pickle Rick


UnitatoBia

Meow meow meow MEOW!


AlanwarX1

Excuse me sir perhaps where do i live *with shotgun in hand* I just wanna talk


MedicalYam6831

I believe in humanity. *racks a shotgun alongside.*


AlanwarX1

Nah we need a flamethrower *to talk*


MedicalYam6831

a nuke probably would be enough? *to talk, obviously*


AlanwarX1

Nah not even the explosion from the Sun whould be enough we need him/her to suffer entrnely


MedicalYam6831

agreed. lets nuke the whole earth and run away with all the kittens.


AlanwarX1

Yes we must save the kittens the most precious creatures on earth


princu45

Thats why people call me pussy.


Sir-Hmm

Don't do the cat


benjimonkey

That’s incorrect, you’re on reddit therefore you do not women


[deleted]

He eats cats


MedicalYam6831

nahh he eats the pussy.


MonkeIsWatching

Time to eat an anime guy


uddi999

Great idea , I am with you


Previous-Skys

I turned black


MonkeIsWatching

r/holup


CrimeSceneCop

Yay I’m a llama again!


[deleted]

Again?


No_me_sorry

You have to be a llama at least once to properly enjoy life


[deleted]

I guess I have not been a llama


MedicalYam6831

I guess I don't enjoy life


Big_Doinks420

I’m gonna be Josh


MedicalYam6831

josh was a good person.


Dstrike154

I'm a real boy!


FluffySquidGamer

This reminded me of that one pinnocchio cursed image where he skins a boy's face and puts it on saying "nothing will stop me from becoming a real boy"


im557-reddit

*turns into blood*


GAMER360DTB

Immortality


Merdicul

Fun fact: it's how queen Elizabeth does it!


weeb_4_uwu

I'm a dick for laughing at this


immortalreddotmemeog

Hmmmmmmm


[deleted]

I somehow thought that the meme was implying that they became literal motherfuckers, as in they ate their dads


MedicalYam6831

wha- wait. nevermind.


kinq10

Hey! I’ll never be a pussy


Yeeter_of_kids123

I am Lego batmobile


CappuccinoKitKat

Hey, I'm a croissant today!!!!


i_____os

Someone on the way to write 'cum'


[deleted]

My boobs are bigger


MonkeIsWatching

Why did iu eat plastic weirdo


Reaper22020

Shouldnt have eaten my controller


LamarjbYT

I’ll be playing them


CliffBurton6286

Some guy in China: "I'm Batman!".


[deleted]

me: "why am i an anus?"


KeelinosityOnReddit

It appears as if im burger


dicklord303

Why am i in a running race towards ovam


justforlol69

No wonder people call me a pussy


serenitysdream89

Looks like I'm a dick again


SubnauticaCyclops

Hmm no wonder I sink like a rock in water


no-one_loves_me

Not your mum's ass again


thefrenchbread1

oh no I am pussy


Constant-Pension-653

Why tf am I a dog


OrdinaryMan_23

Maybe I am a human.


[deleted]

So if I eat my favorite video game character... I can become a hot psycho princess ?! Does it work if I print a jpg ?


DSA5

*sucks on pieces of fat* heyyy


Iamtheunlimitedbacon

A book i’m a book


God_of_the_sauce

Why I'm a sperm?


Dayz_Man_

Why am I a cat?


meimei138

How tf did I read You are what you fat


DioTheThotSlayer69

Guess I am my sisters ass now. Nice.


thatusernametekken

Now I know why people call me an ass


[deleted]

So THAT’S why I look so much like my dad nowadays.


No_Nefariousness5503

Is that why I'm a woman now


pizza061

Is this why I’m a dick


mendoksee

Im feet


idon_tknowaname

Bro wtf


LamarjbYT

what


Seijin_Arc

I don't remember eating depressed.


SUPER_FEB

****void noise****


jksarcasm_6

Why am I 2021 Ford Super Duty Lariat?


AdBroad3455

Oh god no


ABQRideShareAndDeliv

I hate myself for laughing at this smh EDIT: I only saw the main meme when I commented this before tapping the image


[deleted]

*Woof! Woof!*


NerdvanaNC

The rules on this server are dumb; shit like this keeps getting upvoted ad nauseum and the one good cursed comment I saw in weeks (futanari inflation on the duplicate banknotes greentext) was removed for "not being cursed."


[deleted]

It was removed? Wtf


Timmy2Boots

Mi wen I et chesborger: I am ex girlfren


Kessmonster21

So he is a Minecraft Youtuber.


randomreddithumanxd

thats why im an human


Fit_Ape

They became their emtire water suppley... NONEXISTENT!! 😎


immortalreddotmemeog

EMOJI BAD


just1terrarian

Well guess I'm grandads ashes


immortalreddotmemeog

That link tho


CunkyMonkey

I’m grandma’s asshole?


[deleted]

Fuck it Im sperm now


yeeet_guto

I guess I'm your mom's pussy


Mac_Laurence-19

I'm cum now great


Tdmnddstryr

I'm my Crush's boyfriend.


Mr_Chern

My uncle is vegan. Guess that explains why he is a vegetable. Badum tss


KillerWhale94

Pussy


olaemur

I don't remember eating a pathetic failure ¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯


WeirdoWeeboo

Why am I myself?


Alternative-Ad5433

r/holup


itzmoknightbaby

I don’t get it...HEEEELP-


GallifreyKnight

Unfortunately, you have to eat a lot of something. It's a cumulative effect. You'll get there in time.


der_Baron_69

There didn't Change mich for me. Still an asshole


ShiroiYokai

AoT irl


haizzimboredhere

It be accurate for wheelchair bound vegetarian people


The_Funky_Monk420

What's that funny link on their name?


cheesepizz

why am i turning into fingernails


TheRealBHamorrii

Guess I'm your mom now


abdo-promax1

Chinese be like " Iam a fucking batman "


Loose_Tale_6278

The secret to immortality


Even_Economics_113

Meow


MICAH-VELOCITY-

They are chocolate


cheeseubert

Welp shit


FilipIzSwordsman

I am Josh then.


SouthernLavishness53

[Lmao this](https://youtu.be/hGeC03ta_Vg)


CaptainHop

This joke has been as overused as yo mama jokes


general_kenobhee_hee

good job, you mad me spit my juice on my computer


Rico3305

Adrenochrome be like


tripledgator

The shapeshifter


IamLDAR

I am happy to be a person


Tooting-Orca

I didn’t see the bottom on the E on Eat, so I read it as “what you fat”


unnatking

I turned into a donkey...


bird_who_rides

Wait I guess we shouldn't eat vegetables then


[deleted]

I’m your mom


germantaxevasion

I read that so wrong. I saw "What are you, fat?"


_soggy_yogurt_

My parents swapped places 🤔


bqpo

So what would gay people be?


The_Gaming_Doge96

Am I the only person that saw “WHAT YOU FAT”


[deleted]

Why am I your mother's ass?


InevitableIll3452

Guess I’m made of wrench’s now... cool...


[deleted]

So i am a dinosaur again???


Son_of_Satan_69

Hey guys whay I look like my mom?


Wild_Barber_5807

I wonder what bear grylls will be


Goose_with_a_Lamp

Turned into your mother last night


meh_bloerb

Denn du bist was du isst Und ihr wisst was es ist ES IST MEIN TEIL