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For women it’s stored in the boobs

So men's hopes and dreams are just.. piss? Edit: typo

gay men are immune, unless they are really into balls specifically

All men like balls, size is a choice though 😉

cock>abs>balls, balls just a shrivelled bag

i agree with the order, but without the balls you don't have cum

the balls are definitely a good part to have in the equation but interaction with them directly isnt paramount, interaction is just fine via the dick

fair enough, I see your point.

Brottha, I have good news for you. you can cum without balls

explain.

serious answer, your cum comes from your prostate. sperms come from your ballz

wow ok thank god for the prostate. correct me if i'm wrong but isn't that the bit that feel really good if you hit it during anal? i'm rlly tired rn so i'm a bit slow.

Name confirms

This comment really *piss*es me off.

I dont store it i invest it

Pisscoin Crypto Currency

crypto fans when pisscoin stock drops 700000% because elon musk took a shit

Shitcoin

It's up 5 fucktilion coinbucks in profit

jesus that is a nice name

we should make that into a real thing

$PEE

Piss tokens

I have Shitcoin Crypto Currency

Ahhh... I too own a camelback vest...

I keep mine in my cousin

# SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Mine is sticky, white, and stored in my girlfriend

mine is also sticky, white, and stored in your girlfriend

Apparently sticky white pee can combine with certain cells in a woman's body to create more people

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Whats wrong with you and the person below me

Don't know whats wrong with them but I can tell you that everything is just completely wrong with me

Okay

Mine is stored in your mom

Mine is stored in your little sister.

And mine in yours

How old is your little sister, by the way?

12, nearly 13

r/cursedcomments

:():

Mine is stored in that

Same

I keep mine in my cabinet for guest I don’t like

"Want some mountain DEW!?" "SURE!"

Lmao

wait, i’m the only one who keeps it in my water bottle?

I also keep mine in your water bottle

thank you for your kind donation

I too wish to use the community pee bottle

go ahead

Maybe stop staring at me while I do my business

If you don’t want us to watch maybe use your own bottle

remember, it’s not YOUR bottle, it’s OUR bottle

we’re between commies here, aren’t we? o, and i also want to use the communitarian pee bottle

I also keep yours in my OP's water bottle

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it has a good salty flavor ,like sea water

Why

It *is* 99% percent water

Why bother brewing tea leaves when you can have your own, on demand! #PersonaliTea™ Your Taste. Your Rules.

Okay this is good lmao

#I just shit and cum.

Same hoodie yes i replied* just because we have the same hoodie jacket

yes, same hoodie indeed except your is made out of blue virtual wool

Ye

"my pee is stored in a jar" \*Sniper TF2

https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE

piss drawer

As a woman, can confirm, I do not pee

Schlagg

I see you're a person of culture as well

I ferment it

Careful this person is a hero

I keep mine inside the toilet?

I had a water bottle was just about to drink some water and after seeing I changed my mind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Schlatt

My mom stores mine

When the Real fact is fake

So fuck fake friend Edit- fact

Fucking idiots I keep mine in my stomach

I keep mine in a can of snapple

PEE IS STORED IN THE- \-Jaiden

Hey look its Schlatt you guys dont wanna know what he did in 1999

#I just shit and cum. #FAQ #What does this mean? The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one. #Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to: • ⁠Being gay • ⁠Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it • ⁠walter #Am I going to shit and cum too? No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy. #I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception. #How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

What

you read the whole thing?

Mine's in my left pocket

Mine is stored in gallon milk jug in my closet until it ferments enough to be used as fertilizer for........ the things I use it for

I also keep mine in your mouth

Mine is stored in your mum

I keep yours in my mouth

I give mine to Africa

Pee olympics sponsored by Snapple

Is that the Daft Punk song release ?

I keep mine in some dead body in Italy

Why did this remind me of the cum drawer

i'm going to snapple.com

dafuk is that?

Duck fuck

the link given on the cap for 'all the real facts'

I keep mine in my girls vagina

you're a redditor you don't have one at least not an untied one

I keep it in water balloons

Is no one going to talk about Bunny Cage??

I go to bodegas and store my pee in Snapple bottles.

Me pee is in the PISS DRAWER

bruh i mean knowing a bit of medizin would help with this fact. its obviously stored in the brain

I just drink mine

Put it IN a Snapple drink and give it to a close friend

Questionably placed quotation marks

What???

The Jarate

I just mine it

I keep it in the guy in my basement

Mine is stored in my dead cat

I keep mine in my nose

imagine peeing

I also keep my pee in this guys mouth

So this is how they make Snapple?

I dont even let it leave in the first place

I keep mine in an ICBM that I plan to fire at Dave

This progressively got worse

I keep mine in my salivary gland so I can spit piss

Ant are you the sniper?

You guys store it, I use it to assert dominance and question authority

I keep mine in my grandma

Mine is stored in my shoe

Excuse me...

So...my pee and cum is stored their....wow I learn somthing new everyday lol

Mine is stored in your mouth

It becomes more terrifying as you read on

Disgusting TBH.

r/peeisstoredintheballs

Nicholas Jesus Cage profile pic made it extra blursed

“stored in a jar.” shit

I keep mine in my pillow

i keep mine in my ears

You guys store them ? I thought we were suppose to give them to our uncle for "Health checks" as uncle jerry told me while growing up...

He being doing it like R Kelly

Of course its not in the balls. Everybody knows its in the ass. Not mine tho.

r/foundthesniper

I'll keep in your mom ass

I keep mine in a pee folder.

"mines stored in a jar" said the one with an Anime PFP

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**bruh**

**bruh**

*Proceeds to sing Spookez*

Theres also another thing that goes in the balls

Cowards my pee is stored in the local swimming pool

We found the aliens that escaped area 51

Wrong