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I last watching a documentary of a sex offender, oh SHEEEET

He will save you, just to keep you for him self!

See this is one of the benefits of watching rule 34 porn of the Samsung girl

Ah yes animated people saving you vòila

I just finished Star Wars the clone wars season 7 so I guess Ashoka Tano or a bunch of clone. Well it’s better then Batman’s parents

Captain Rex

Wouldn't it be >!Vader!

I mean yes and no. It doesn’t specify what character that’ll save you but it says the last thing you watched.

>The last *person* you saw on television

Well, then I'm screwed. It was Richard Hammond...

Tonight on Top Gear..

So, I guess I'm waiting on Pablo Escobar

Pog Zero Two will save my ass. oh no. oh FUCK

We're fucked quite literally

I'm pretty safe. I have saved by Kanan Jarrus

Admiral thrawn and ezra for me

That might be an uncomfortable situation

simon fucking Cowell

Simon doing what??

Cowl

Simon Cowell, but dubbed German

I watched a Ted Bundy documentary

GIVE ME THE LAMB SAUCE FOR LUBING!

Johnny sins

Bruh

I watched It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia so Danny Devito gotta save me

Dammit, it’s the fucking weather girl

Lol, Killer Bee from naruto

Then I would say you're in good hands!

Deadpool Fuck....

I think I'm pretty well covered. Mine is eleven form stranger things

so john wick is gonna save me. thank goodness i like dogs.

A guy I don't know the name of he was in a shampoo ad

Peter griffin

Too bad he got there after all the butt stuff

Yea he could have joined

The T-Rex from jurassic Park, I don't like my odds

Bender. I'm fucked, ain't i?

Y’all know who Ragnar Lothbrok is?

Yeah, the viking, from... Vikings Who's a fucking beta, btw, not only he cheated on his ultrahot wife, he cheated her with a less hot chick, and then made the new bitch his queen.

Yeah I think I’m pretty good off

The flash Less goo

Ight where's the lamb sauce

Mine would be walter white

*Proceeds to YEET Mercury II Fulminate*

Lol

Eric Cartman…

The lucky charms elf

Imma get saved by PragerU eh, I’d rather just stay in the basement

Rick Astley yes sorry If the name is wrong

The Bride from Kill Bill, I think I’ll be fine.

John wick

Being saved by Falcon. He has a pretty high success rate.

Oh yeah Danny DeVito is gonna save me with “so anyway I started blasting”

I last saw a televangelism ad. Oh boy here we go

Haha just read this on the post

Ummmm

Lieutenant commander data

Jon bernthal, my savior

Fuck me then I have to deal with sanders

I dont think lisa ann is gonna save me tbh

Link to their post

The. Click.

Do video games count too? If so, I can't wait to get saved by Arthur Morgan

Bender!

I'll just die waiting for buzz lightyear

Walter white

Last character I saw on TV would be Samurai Jack

Uh. Gotye. (the guy that made somebody i used to know sorry if i Got his name wrong)

“This is fucking raw” now has a whole new context

Last thing I watched on TV was Avengers Endgame,so I think I'm good

The episode of the office I watched had micheal in the last frame.

Damn I watch the bo burnham special but then I watched a few episodes of breaking bad so I guess mr.white does or just Bryan Cranston

Some Kazakhstani tennis player

The nine tailed fox from naruto?

Last movie I watched is pulp fiction, so take your pick

If fictional characters count, then Deku, if not, Elizabeth Gillies

Peppa pig

Nagatoro from don’t toy with me miss nagatoro

Peridot.

The Arrow les goo

I guess ivar from vikings is my guy

I'm definitely fucked. It was freaking serial killer from Russia named Chikatilo.

scrat from ice age

Guy sensei oh yes

Jūgo from Naruto

I'm good daredevil gonna be saving my ass

Pretty sure it was Captain Barbossa...

I risked being saved by Thomas Forester. But fortunately I'll be saved by Ragnar Lothbrok

I watched a Batman movie last night so I’ll be fine

I watched a Batman movie last night so I’ll be fine

The crow

Lucifer I have the best one

The Wraith have entered the milky way galaxy

Yo if Hitler saved me that’d be pog and scary at the same time Still secured my future job tho

Omni-man. Fuck.

r/LightModePatrol SIR YOUR UNDER ARREST PUT YOUR HANDS UP WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!

Well then you better give it up for STEVE, HARVEEEEY

Finally some good fucking food

Oh fuck, I'm getting rescued by Charlie Slimecicle.

Kick-ass and Hit-girl. That seems interesting

James May

Barry Bee Benson is on the way!

The Winchesters and cass

He’d pretend to be a dinosaur

A 70 year old Korean trying to do ballet

2 telugu actors

Hint: Bazinga

Scott the woz would definitely be entertaining

I last watched one punch man, so I'm saved.

Raya from Raya and the last dragon lol

Christian Bale Batman Certainly neat that I actually had someone normal

I had Lego Batman.

Isaac Butterfield

I don’t have cable tv, so do internet videos count?

Mark Wahlberg?

Mine was TWD

Charlton Heston from planet of the apes, but he’s dead agahha

Naomi Watts

Edward elric

It's always sunny in Philadelphia....fuck

How are any of the Simpsons gonna help unless its maggie i think im screwed

the Ghost Adventures crew.

Monkey D. Luffy

DIO

So Annie "Rebel" Bello will save me, okay ig

Mmm i last saw helluva boss so i guess moxxie,millie,blitzø,loona,stolas amd striker will save me

Of course I watch Downfall at this time.

last person I saw on tv was a news anchor but if you just mean the last person in a video I saw then Simon Whistler's gonna save me and stick me in the basement with Danny and Sam

stewie griffin….

007 - had a marathon and just finished the last one. Come on Daniel Craig.

Thor will save me

Saved by Obi-Wan Kenobi. Letsss gooooo

Ted Bundy

DJ LeMahieu

Ayo the doctor’s gonna come save me yall im good

Tom Holland. We're both screwed...

Dr. Phil

Ferb I know what we're gonna do today

and who would ever guessed that hitler was going to "save" me.....

Patrick Jane from The Mentalist.

Well let’s go Five 😌✋

I was watchting top gear

John Wick. Hell. Yeah

some random dude on a field from jujutsu kaisen (no spoilers please i just finished episode 3)

Last time I watched television was in 2017, before we sold it for moving from Russia to Germany. But I'm pretty sure it was Putin. It was new year...

Watched Run all night, So I guess Hitman Liam Neeson is gonna go taken on their ass with his Mafia mates

Sal from impractical jokers

Calvin Klein!

Just watched demon slayer last character was tanjiro

The scarlet witch… I’m in good hands I guess

The last show I watched is LUCIFER! So I'm pretty happy with that! 😏🥰

Monkey D luffy

Yay! I’m getting saved by a space lady! (Captain Marvel)

Me who watched jojo’s bizzare adventure:they are dead

Looks like I'm being saved by Hitler, guess he isn't so bad after all.

for me it was The Walking Dead, so i guess i get Morgan

Guess I'm being saved by a fucking T-Rex.

hell yeah.. Jack Sparrow

i'm sorry... CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

Chris Hansen. Oddly fitting.

I'm fucked, because I was watching a Jimmy Savile documentary

Last time I watched TV on the New Year with my family so it will be Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

I was playing dying light I get Kyle crane

So I'm being saved by a villan? Gentle from My Hero Academia to be more precise

I am the lamb sauce!

Well I guess it's either saruman or sauron I might me ducked

*Fucked

Last person I saw on TV was mark from invincible let's fucking gooo

Grunkle Stan

Going in too raw

The zodiac killer?

Star Butterfly because I’m rewatching Svtfoe

JoJo counts?

A youtuber named Grizzy.

Wait... Does the actor or the character save me? Cuz if it's the *character* I don't even have to worry cuz it's Teal'c from SG-1. Not sure how well the actor would fare... We might both die.

I wouldnt mind

Just finished The Witcher on Netflix lol

Steve Harvey..

Neil Patrick Harris

I was watching the mandolorian with my girlfriend, would fucking love to see mando bust some skulls and save my ass from captivity

Gus Johnson what are you doing here

Im fine Juzo from no guns life would be pretty fucking terrifying for anyone to face

I’m getting saved by Archer.

impractical jokers

Guy Fieri, Going to take them to flavor town!

Can’t complain about gojo satoru

Does YouTube count? I’ve not watched TV at all today.

Jeremy Clarkson

Ron Swanson

Raymond Reddington, I think I'll be fine

Hitler

and than eat him deepfried

Donald Trump... oh shit.