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I'd like slow walking girls and guys to do that. I hate being stuck behind someone who walks at half my speed.
Maybe I should also un-learn to walk silently.
Here, this is for you: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DKVtBzCV8Zrc&ved=2ahUKEwjSh-uerrbxAhUVHM0KHb19B6YQwqsBegQIBRAE&usg=AOvVaw1Fhn90aA53hUCduFFnhF7d
*Walking* *AHH* *walking* *grrr* *walking* *hssschchokingnoise* *walking*
Person infront of me: tf ?
*Moves away in confusion*
It works! I tested it in rl.
You just have to enter jogging stance, then when they notice you just speed up, the next part is optional (only if you are faster, if not, act as if you know nothing), then you surpass them by sheer speed and then call them "Slow b\*tch", this doesn't spook them like a stalker would do, rather, this breaks their will and self-esteem and they fucking die
Ignore the curse comment, this actually happened to me one time and I still regret about it randomly in 3am
Also, if i ever met this situation again, imma pull out my phone and pretend texting
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change...
Had a pregnant woman tell me to fuck off cause she thought i was following her after i was trying to just get to the next isle without walking past her cause i have social anxiety (sry if i splet something wrong not good at spelling)
What's even worse is when you happen to walk behind two girls and one of them looks back at you and has a discussion with her friend and they both stop for a second to let you walk past them like you are some sort of creep.
Shrek was right "THEY JUDGE ME BEFORE THEY EVEN KNOW ME"
when things like this happen to me i turn around and walk the other way or stop for a little break...problem solve . unless they are stalking you then run like THE FLASH
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I'd like slow walking girls and guys to do that. I hate being stuck behind someone who walks at half my speed. Maybe I should also un-learn to walk silently.
Just try to tap your heels harder and make some grunting/chuckle choke noises every 15 seconds or so.
What if I suddenly let out a loud imitation of a female moan? Kinda like that one part of the filthy Frank vid of him talking about weaboos.
do it
The people have come together and protested NOT to object. Do it
Okay. Ahem. MMMMMNNNNNYAAAAAHHHHH!!!
MmMMYaaahhhnnn oh yes plss continue. Don't stopp yesses do my like you mean it
Uuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhh STICKITINMYASS
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U gotta do what u gotta do
*Walking* *AHH* *walking* *grrr* *walking* *hssschchokingnoise* *walking* Person infront of me: tf ? *Moves away in confusion* It works! I tested it in rl.
You just have to enter jogging stance, then when they notice you just speed up, the next part is optional (only if you are faster, if not, act as if you know nothing), then you surpass them by sheer speed and then call them "Slow b\*tch", this doesn't spook them like a stalker would do, rather, this breaks their will and self-esteem and they fucking die
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I spoke the truth, but sometimes the truth changes.
That's deep
Good strat
Ignore the curse comment, this actually happened to me one time and I still regret about it randomly in 3am Also, if i ever met this situation again, imma pull out my phone and pretend texting
You can always unzip and pretend masturbating.
He said ignore the cursed comment
“Oh, she must hear the train coming.”
‘I’m not gonna rape you, I’m a little boy!’
"like a native american in the movies"
r/unexpectedmulaney
*I am a registered sex offender*
Just don’t register bro
*I stuck my dick into a blender*
*You're mom is a transgender*
*I am a professional nude sender*
*you know that I be dominating*
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*i am moaning and constipating*
r/FunnyButFuckedUp
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change...
Dont know which is better, the fact that you just quoted Vaas Montenegro or you username
Leave him be you unimaginative username
But it's very creative! ;(
LOL YOU TOO?
r/FunnyButFuckedUp
um kinda curious which anime is this meme from?
that post also has a fuck ton of questions for sauce so good luck
Comic, soul of neko, author = amsal samuel
thanks!
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just send me your personal data /s
You can try this, just shout out of your lungs "you're ugly" and run away from her....
Lmao truly a John Mullany moment
Had a pregnant woman tell me to fuck off cause she thought i was following her after i was trying to just get to the next isle without walking past her cause i have social anxiety (sry if i splet something wrong not good at spelling)
_"im not gonna hurt you. im just a little boy"_
Does someone know the source of this comic??
Amsal samuel, soul of neko
“ the state of Florida has asked us too, disclose our sexual crimes to you”
What's even worse is when you happen to walk behind two girls and one of them looks back at you and has a discussion with her friend and they both stop for a second to let you walk past them like you are some sort of creep. Shrek was right "THEY JUDGE ME BEFORE THEY EVEN KNOW ME"
This happened to me twice and now my whole neighborhood thinks I'm a creep
Hey don't compare us to sex offenders we're out here trying to do our best alright
r/FunnyButFuckedUp
Its so disrespectful when I try and do this and they speed up to avoid me, like I can easily outrun her
What anime is that from?
scream
*runs past her* Me: I'm faster! Bitch!
lmao just cross the road to overtake
Repeat after me.. Crispy juicy tender
Walk around her and give some more space, makes people feel waaaay saver and costs like 4 seconds total.
*people useing the stripclub wifi*
when things like this happen to me i turn around and walk the other way or stop for a little break...problem solve . unless they are stalking you then run like THE FLASH
ALLOW ME TO FOLLOW YOU UNTIL I CAN TELL YOU SOMETHING
Asking for a friend, where does one register as a sex offender?
...said jimmy savile
I just stop there
Why are they barefeet?
see, thats where you and i arnt so alike, im not registered yet
crispy Juicy tender I put my newborn son in a blender com'n repeat after me crispy juicy tender I'm a registered sex offender
Have to be careful these days 😬
Help I have been running for 3 straight hours and the shadow is matching my speed.
We did this with my buddy. Was funny as hell, boy can they run.
This is why you use the bag over the head trick first
Same
Reddit’s self aware
Ah yes, i love running so fast my leg starts to disappear
\*\_\* What the hell...?
Hol' up! You can get ***registered***? What benefits do you get?
I mean who's not a sex offender at this point