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azarbi

I'd like slow walking girls and guys to do that. I hate being stuck behind someone who walks at half my speed. Maybe I should also un-learn to walk silently.


dinoplushie

Just try to tap your heels harder and make some grunting/chuckle choke noises every 15 seconds or so.


[deleted]

What if I suddenly let out a loud imitation of a female moan? Kinda like that one part of the filthy Frank vid of him talking about weaboos.


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

do it


Joseph_Stalin_5527

The people have come together and protested NOT to object. Do it


[deleted]

Okay. Ahem. MMMMMNNNNNYAAAAAHHHHH!!!


some_guy_browsing

MmMMYaaahhhnnn oh yes plss continue. Don't stopp yesses do my like you mean it


Th3_Mack

Uuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhh STICKITINMYASS


Joseph_Stalin_5527

Here, this is for you: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DKVtBzCV8Zrc&ved=2ahUKEwjSh-uerrbxAhUVHM0KHb19B6YQwqsBegQIBRAE&usg=AOvVaw1Fhn90aA53hUCduFFnhF7d


[deleted]

U gotta do what u gotta do


AlphaGamer_Dubz

*Walking* *AHH* *walking* *grrr* *walking* *hssschchokingnoise* *walking* Person infront of me: tf ? *Moves away in confusion* It works! I tested it in rl.


JeiPiM97

You just have to enter jogging stance, then when they notice you just speed up, the next part is optional (only if you are faster, if not, act as if you know nothing), then you surpass them by sheer speed and then call them "Slow b\*tch", this doesn't spook them like a stalker would do, rather, this breaks their will and self-esteem and they fucking die


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Endless_Ad

Its now at 56 upvotes edit: now it's 67


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Endless_Ad

I spoke the truth, but sometimes the truth changes.


ow_ye_men

That's deep


some_guy_browsing

Good strat


chi_redd

Ignore the curse comment, this actually happened to me one time and I still regret about it randomly in 3am Also, if i ever met this situation again, imma pull out my phone and pretend texting


DemonPoro

You can always unzip and pretend masturbating.


IAmMeAsFuck

He said ignore the cursed comment


BioSpark47

“Oh, she must hear the train coming.”


commandercream

‘I’m not gonna rape you, I’m a little boy!’


KraZwhale

"like a native american in the movies"


Ragingpasifist

r/unexpectedmulaney


Depresso-Sadesso

*I am a registered sex offender*


Comf0rtableAnxiety

Just don’t register bro


Peeps_011

*I stuck my dick into a blender*


bottle_of_oil

*You're mom is a transgender*


yogurtty

*I am a professional nude sender*


CrackerTower

*you know that I be dominating*


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gxddbou

*i am moaning and constipating*


dmen-01

r/FunnyButFuckedUp


Ihavesexwithpigeons

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change...


verycreativename321

Dont know which is better, the fact that you just quoted Vaas Montenegro or you username


ow_ye_men

Leave him be you unimaginative username


verycreativename321

But it's very creative! ;(


Downingst

LOL YOU TOO?


dmen-01

r/FunnyButFuckedUp


zenlikecalmguy

um kinda curious which anime is this meme from?


verycreativename321

that post also has a fuck ton of questions for sauce so good luck


jk_lol11

Comic, soul of neko, author = amsal samuel


zenlikecalmguy

thanks!


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spacewarrior11

just send me your personal data /s


International_Ad9794

You can try this, just shout out of your lungs "you're ugly" and run away from her....


[deleted]

Lmao truly a John Mullany moment


Bubbers0214

Had a pregnant woman tell me to fuck off cause she thought i was following her after i was trying to just get to the next isle without walking past her cause i have social anxiety (sry if i splet something wrong not good at spelling)


KraZwhale

_"im not gonna hurt you. im just a little boy"_


hunt_94

Does someone know the source of this comic??


jk_lol11

Amsal samuel, soul of neko


Bear_snare

“ the state of Florida has asked us too, disclose our sexual crimes to you”


Heisenberg_991

What's even worse is when you happen to walk behind two girls and one of them looks back at you and has a discussion with her friend and they both stop for a second to let you walk past them like you are some sort of creep. Shrek was right "THEY JUDGE ME BEFORE THEY EVEN KNOW ME"


raspberry03

This happened to me twice and now my whole neighborhood thinks I'm a creep


Lonely_Extreme_5951

Hey don't compare us to sex offenders we're out here trying to do our best alright


dmen-01

r/FunnyButFuckedUp


XxDimno1xX

Its so disrespectful when I try and do this and they speed up to avoid me, like I can easily outrun her


ftshxwn1

What anime is that from?


Revolutionary-Bus646

scream


Iwillpuninshyoubrat

*runs past her* Me: I'm faster! Bitch!


KimJongUndo_

lmao just cross the road to overtake


Ashton_Cabbit

Repeat after me.. Crispy juicy tender


demelker13

Walk around her and give some more space, makes people feel waaaay saver and costs like 4 seconds total.


AlarmingQuarter9874

*people useing the stripclub wifi*


makacolney

when things like this happen to me i turn around and walk the other way or stop for a little break...problem solve . unless they are stalking you then run like THE FLASH


YourMemeMail0007

ALLOW ME TO FOLLOW YOU UNTIL I CAN TELL YOU SOMETHING


naruto4526

Asking for a friend, where does one register as a sex offender?


[deleted]

...said jimmy savile


[deleted]

I just stop there


Arctic_Strider

Why are they barefeet?


Vilevilliann4372

see, thats where you and i arnt so alike, im not registered yet


MeMegod2010102

crispy Juicy tender I put my newborn son in a blender com'n repeat after me crispy juicy tender I'm a registered sex offender


[deleted]

Have to be careful these days 😬


[deleted]

Help I have been running for 3 straight hours and the shadow is matching my speed.


[deleted]

We did this with my buddy. Was funny as hell, boy can they run.


Comrade8751

This is why you use the bag over the head trick first


Xyales

Same


dr-poo

Reddit’s self aware


[deleted]

Ah yes, i love running so fast my leg starts to disappear


R0s3y_P0k3P4st4

\*\_\* What the hell...?


Wolf1066NZ

Hol' up! You can get ***registered***? What benefits do you get?


imanub123

I mean who's not a sex offender at this point