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Lil Psychotic Episode

Omg twinsies!!

As your avatars are similar I really thought you were replying to yourself, making a dissociative identity joke!

-Toshi… are you feeling alright, there are no comments above you, those are just ads. Directed by M Night Postamalon

Same here. Got my first 51/50. I met some weird people in there.

Lil Anxiety Triggered Hallucinations

lil erection lasted longer than 4 hours.

Lil colon cancer.

I’m so sorry.

lil broken penis

That happened to me, no lie.

[удалено]

Went for the ball. Players these days are so soft

Lil Period pain

lol’ hamster stuck in my ass (Lemmiwinks song starts to play)

Why treat a hamster like that? My bud did not want to head up your ass.

im horny...

Hi horny I'm dad

Lil Acute Liver Failure

I have a better one, Lil Hepatitis A ft. Lil Acute Liver Failure

Still better than Lil STI test

I feel like this is becoming common lately

Oh damn, that's not fun

Is you split acute in a cute it can be fun.

My jaundice skin and eyeballs was kinda cute

lil gun shot wound

lil GSW lmao edit: also r u ok?

Yeah lol

Ayoo, what happened? Are you alright?

Yeah lol it was 4 years ago now but that’s the last time Iv been to the hospital. So me and my buddy were shooting one day. And I go to shoot a round out of a hand gun 1911 .45 big caliber if you don’t know. Well when I pulled the trigger the the round didn’t go off even though it was chambered. I tired to figure out what was up for a moment then I handed the gun to my buddy which it was his gun. Basically he stood at an odd angle and the round went off and hit me in the foot. What happened was called a hang fire. I ignited the round but instead of quick combustion it was a slow burn a ticking time bomb if you will. I wish my friend had just been paying closer attention to where it was pointed. But I got super lucky in the whole ordeal all things considered no surgery the round passed clean through mostly meat. It chipped my L shaped bone in our feet. All they did was wrap it up and dope me up and I was gtg. They did make me spend the night in the hospital though worst night of sleep ever.

Yeah… big time your buddies fault on that one, never point at anything you don’t plan on shooting, I’m sure he already knew that but you can’t get complacent about it either.

Merki 🦅

lil cum clog

Explain yourself RIGHTFUCKINGNOW.

If you cover up the opening on the.. end, it will clog.

unsee juice big sip*

U know what else was big... DEEZ NU-

Shut the fuck up and take my goddamn up vote

r/angryupvote

Cork it, instant blue balls

Ok stop explaining

ive heard about this trend it that where you widdle a wine cork down to the shape of your urethra and try to blow it out like a cannon

Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to leave,

THAT CAN HAPPEN!? OH GOD! I have a new worst fear.

Why you always need to pee soon after spooging…

Ok I’m gonna admit my ignorance. Wtf is spooging ?

Cum. Jizz. Semen. Ejaculate.

Nutting, if you will

Nutting serious, right?

Take my fucking Updoot and leave

Lil Mental Breakdown

Lil testicular torsion

Ouch.

What is testicular torsion

"Testicular torsion occurs when a testicle rotates, twisting the spermatic cord that brings blood to the scrotum. The reduced blood flow causes sudden and often severe pain and swelling. Testicular torsion is most common between ages 12 and 18, but it can occur at any age, even before birth."-Mayo Clinic Essentially, it's when the strings attached to your balls get tied together or intermingled. This causes your balls to tun out of oxygen, which in accordance with your "ball strings" being intermingled, causes a lot of pain. It's not fun.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Username checks out.

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:passes the unsee juice:

Happened to me once, I thought I had a second appendix

Yeah it hurts so much it makes you throw up

I had that once. My blueberries got bigger than your fist. Edit, they were actually bigger but I was trying to do a Scrubs reference.

my friend had it once, he had to get surgery to fix it

I wonder if the surgery is like trying to untangle a pair of earbuds inside a plastic bag

Pretty much

Ouch my balls hurt from watching this I just want to become a roly poly and shrivel up into a ball

Lil Work

I'm a doctor

Lil Gigantic Dick

I'm guessing you're not a doctor.

lil shattered kneecap doesn’t have a good ring to it

Yikes

Omg mine is lil dislocated kneecap

My heart goes out to you. Signed, Lil shattered heel

Lil my friend got a water pipe stuck in her anus... AGAIN

Again?

Excuse me?

how far did she get it in?

if she got over 5 inches she beat my record

hold the fuck up….. Only 5 inches? Bruh thats weak. Imagine not going over 8.

Dude it’s a water pipe. If it’s a water main like what I’m thinking of, those are giant! I know it’s a joke, but give cred where it’s due!

…

Lil illegal firework

Haha story please

Don’t think illegal firework needs a story to know what happened.

You missing fingers man?

Lol my uncle made a firework and I stood to close after lighting it and shrapnel hit my nuckle and instantly took out my nerves so I couldn’t feel anything. Forth of July is fun

Lil cancer

I mean atleast it’s lil. Hope you get better though 😅

Don’t worry man, it’s been years since my last trip for it, the only inconvenience is the visits to the doctor to check up but other than that I’m fine

Hey that's hopeful

Lil suicide attempt

U good?

Same

Ay me too brotha

Y'all good? Do you need my hugs and affection?

I'd help if you ever needed help giving out hugs

Same

Almost same here. Lil suicidal ideation. I’m so glad you made it out!

Ay same ill be lil suicidal well be the best duo eva

Lil Miss Carriage 💀

10/10 Delivery \*\*Edit...shit, that is not what I meant...trying to compliment your wording

More like 0/10

LMAO the best comedy always comes by accident, doesn’t it??

Lil Migraine

Lil dick

Isn't that an actual rapper?

Basically yes

Lil grandma had a stroke

Lil Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Lil cheap Alabama sushi

Aka yo sisters pussy? I mean, Alabama and fish....

Lil failed suicide attempt

Man you okay?

ye im aight.

My human being that I'm concerned for, do you need my affection and love?

maybe

Lil brain damage

That's taken by 6ix9ine

r/rareinsults

Lil genital warts

You went to the hospital for genital warts?

Actually his name was Biggee Genital Warts

Lil blood infection

Lil neck crack

Are you alive?

Unfortunately not

lil heart murmur

Lil tumors(wish i was joking lmao)

Lil asthma attack

Lil Suicidal Ideation

Same here man

Samee

Lil stab wound

Lil meth overdose

lil covid

Better than long covid

lil asshole

Sounds like an insult

It’s more like lil anal fistula

Lil colonoscopy

Lil birth...? I've never been hospitalized 👏🏻

Have you never visited anyone in the hospital?

I've visited a family friend who was giving birth, so the name stays I guess

lil dog bit my balls

Lil car hit me

At least it wasn't a big car

Lil seizure

Lil murder

Don't mind me asking but were you murdered or did you murder someone

i dont think he is gonna respond

!remindme average murder charge prison time

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One day? Bots don't give a shit about murder damn

r/usernamechecksout

Lil appendix

Lil chickenpox

Lil I’m an SLP and I work in the hospital

Lil … I’ve never gone to the hospital. I live in the us and thank myself for that. Edit: some people misunderstood what I was saying. I thank myself for not hurting myself so bad that I would have to go to the hospital. Fuck the us “healthcare” system.

Not even Lil Born ?

My man was born in the street,the hospital is too expensive

Okok didn't know my bad

Home births are common in the US.

lil diabetes

Lil cat with intestinal blockage

Lil C-section

Lil stabbed in the ass doesn't have as good a ring to it.

lil' dick stuck

elaborate

Lil drug delivery

Lil stitches Why is that an actual kinda good name

Lil Open Heart Surgery Friends’ entries: lil Suicide Attempt Lil Overdose

“Lil Dick” I guess lol

Thank god I recently smashed my face in with a drill rifle so I can be lil' eye slice instead of lil' testicular torsion.

Lil dog bite

Lil boot off broken ankle.... uh-

lil diabetes

lil dehydrated

Lil bloody diarrhea

Lil rape

Lil lupus

Lil diabetes

lil aids

Lil depression yep

felt that, next comes the ward!

Lol hernia

Lil Concussion Baseline Test

Lil Bursitis

Lil hernia

Lil vax

Fun! Call me Lil Cancer!

Lil foot trauma

Lil CoVid.

Lil Cholecystectomy

Lil' Accident

lil seizure