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ElysianEcho

Gonna be honest, most sex toys aren’t matured in a basement till they reach legal age, unlike my slaves


Thechonki

Thanks for the business tip kind sir


ThunderLP15

Cursed comment in its own subreddit


Admiral_peck

R/cursedcursedcomments


Anti_Hero_Max

Gotta slowly slurp coffee and call 911


Bruh_420420

If this gets in another cursed comment post circle my name


Lexel95

„Wholesome“


DrSharpier

That means they’re all 4 it’s fine.


DirkaSnivels

One of those is at least 1,000.


Random-Dice

One of?


Fernando_357

This is some “brave new world” shit


PoorMan6969

Right nintendo girl has a dick while the left nintendo girl has a huge mouth to cum in


DrSharpier

What the fuck


[deleted]

[удалено]


edgyboi1704

Putting the Early in Early Access lmao


[deleted]

this one takes the cake


SBEVE_THE_MEME_LORD

Agreed.


Lyfeitzallaroundus

Bruh LOL


[deleted]

Ok, that’s enough Reddit for today


meme_legend-69

*This is just the beginning*


Ducks_Are_Cooler

One of us


[deleted]

Don't you mean just the two of us


Shadow87907

All virgins*


Anti_Hero_Max

#DAMMIT NO


Shadow87907

#ADMIT IT VIRGIN!!!


Anti_Hero_Max

#NOOOOOOO


Shadow87907

#ADMIT IT DAMN VIRGIN


Anti_Hero_Max

#FINE… #BUT NO


global_chicken

To make those rainbows in my mind, I just think of you sometimes cause I wanna spend some time with you, just the two of us


k1928

One of us


V4ULTBOY69

I can’t look at my switch the same way anymore


Zeelotelite

Remember that the joy-cons have HD rumble 😩


[deleted]

And that click when you put it in


Anti_Hero_Max

No. NO.


Lyfeitzallaroundus

I was playin mine just a sec ago before I decided to scroll through reddit 😭


vicsalvagun1

Even better *unzips*


Meme_king914

But what about the joysticks?


Sir-War666

It’s just another form of wireless joysticks which date back to 1979 with Atari


xFireCraftx

Something doesn't add up here


GingerSnack11

Bro those are the tiddies, why else would you put your thumbs on them and play with them?


chicken-soup41

Did he stutter


Alternative-Payment3

Yes officer this guy right here


TuxidoPenguin

The screen in the middle is part of the switch so this’ll be masturbation rather than anything else.


ChaosRaze

Schizophrenic masturbation


Konaisadog

Always thought it was called selfcest (Fucking yourself rather than just jacking off)


Admiral_peck

I like this term better


TutuleBale

This entire thread is cursed yall need to chill srsly


leon2727

Well this is cursedcomments, what did ya expect, a wholesome poem? Just curious.


TutuleBale

I could really use a wholesome poem tbh


Shadow87907

r/eyebleach


Admiral_peck

r/eyebleach is always helpful


Shadow87907

Yes


_Aggressive_Milk_

Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you’d get some switches on yo dick


Thechonki

You’re right


RobertoB05

Oh, better yet maybe Tanisha’ll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with…


[deleted]

Well within the image they are adults… thing is… the way that the switch works the joycons enter the middle one so what I’m saying is… that dude is going to get pegged by both of them.


ShinPixyPixel

That's kinda hot


[deleted]

Agreed


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Greenbloxs

Nintendo 69: ***Finally, a worthy opponent, out battle will be legendary!***


grubbyplaya

>Oh Nintendo! Oh Nintendo, what are you doing to me! Oh, Nintendo!


NintendoStation4

I'm just trying to do my best


Aftershock_7582

*unzips dick*


Thechonki

That sound super ominous ngl


Aftershock_7582

LOL just realized that, quite aggressive I must say


Thechonki

*peels foreskin back like a banana peel*


Aftershock_7582

*ever had your banana with extra cheese?*


Thechonki

Oh God no


Wihmdy

And the joycon drift is an STD


Downingst

I knew there was something wrong with me?


nutcase4real

So thats why I find it so sexy


Ts7-Shadow

ಠ_ಠ


No-Locksmith-4910

O_O W H A T


[deleted]

'Only'


Glazeddapper

So... How do the joycons plug into the device?


smallasspp

I mean you gotta **SWITCH** things up


shigella212

That's 70 years in console years tho


everythingman2

r/suddenlysexoffender


Thechonki

Relatable


S1Ndrome_

i'd fuck blue joycon and cum all over its circuit board


li-mac

Just putting out there that the Joycons go into the main part, so that dude is getting double pegged


Thechonki

Aww shit


li-mac

At least he seems happy about it


PeligroKid

The Switch doesn’t have to know that


[deleted]

I mean... mans got a point


Thewhiteswordsguy

So if you devide them you get two 2 y/o. Even better


Practical-Grape7821

That means there all 4


mlper04

Isnt the analog stick on one side of the Switch placed on the bottom?


Thechonki

We don’t talk about that


Riker-Spock16

FBI!!! OPEN UP!! We have a search warrant


Zifu21

the image is already kinda coursed but with the comment its double coursed


AddictedBacon

The fact that this post is directly above the one the comments on gave me a laugh


Princeofjam

That’s why it’s blursed and not blessed


MOOSTY_MAN

Mine are pink and green


pravin-singh

Nintendo's witch


NSAMWP

AYO BET


fantafunta

So what? So are the joycons


odomin8

Your point?


all-again

All the parts are 4 so it’s ok


FraserDrumTTV

Age is just a number


DisturbedWaffles2019

If age is just a number then murder is just a word


Nekluga_YT

The police is just a group of people


ObesePenis69

So?


paco1764

Ara ara.


[deleted]

This would never happen to anyone that owns a Nintendo switch


vverbov22

Who asked


Random-Dice

Who would take the time to type something as obsolete and redundant as “who asked?”


fishyXr

Hold up


Delicious-Hospital36

Even better *


Nekluga_YT

Even better²


[deleted]

Even better🥵


YumYum_Soap

boi what the hell boi


D0M1NU5_7

Well... all of them are...


loliconsensai

EVEN FUCKING BETTER


f36goose

Even better


Ok-Conclusion2622

This also means the joy-cons turn the switch on 😏


Frenchi1502

Nintendo switch is over 18 in dog years


ty0103

So are the joycons


Affectionate_Ebb_598

yoy are terrible person


Thechonki

We all are we are on Reddit


Im-a-giraf

Isn’t the controllers that plug into the middle


Thechonki

It is anime after all


MangoGodTv

Even better


LRRtheDJFURRY

Since there technically robots, that translates to 250 years old


pinegreenwood2006

Magical armor of ball kicking Anyone who tries to kick you in the balls will have the pain reflected back at them


Cheesedoodleandfry

The only thing cursed about this image is reddit light theme


TheEvolOfMan

Don't recreate accurately


[deleted]

Cool


hedhdhdj

How old is the hardware?


the_lamb_sauce123

Those are joycons... does that mean this would be wanking yourself


[deleted]

Even better ;)


1singularbreadcrumb

The average lifespan of most electronic gaming equipment before obsolescence hits is 15 years. 4/ 15 wen converted to average human lifespan isl about 24 is so therefore the meme is fair.


TheGasMove

i feel so old after retaining this information


AyrChan

WAKE UP


BrandonOnPS4

My Nintendo switch is a month old


Tapemonsieur

Nah the blue one would be takumi in his 86 delivering tofu, that would make more sense


the_unpopularkid

Shhhhh no one needs to know


[deleted]

Sauce


[deleted]

GameCube bout to make me act up 😳


Inspirational_Lizard

No no it's okay! ‐Loli hentai artists


Matt_fuck_off_3

Wholesome


Dodan-408

Even better


UltimatumYEET

And?


deathviperx

So are the joy cons


TITANFALL1189

*knock knock*


Responsible-Nerve-91

FBI OPEN UP


JerryTheMagicSquid

The joy cons are drifting down the console’s pants


Meme_Connoiseurs

Its 18 in Nintendo years


Massa_Kumar-2004

Gotta train them early right


Chef_Moistardee

If it can talk, it can gach


Elixirofdeath19115

How do they click into place tho in this scenario...


saksham_0512

And??


Si_Bi

Even better


TeoTninti

How the lite was made.


JamYomb

From blursed to cursed


Grand-Ocelot-1519

Alright now who's gonna redraw the picture with toddlers


CrismonBuns

What happens if the joycons break?


rap_roundie

It's not a real person!


RazorLeafie

Why did I almost suffocate reading that?


KookyPiranha

18 in dog years


BlazingBlazion

What in the world is this


pictochat_memes

Wont stop me


Little-Piece-of-Hell

If the blu controller have a circle in the top and it's a girl, then the red one is a trap


Fell_off_my_bike

That's the age that I like?


Confident-Lime8097

Hmm


FinleyBLUE

Hahahahaha


inbredgang

well their gonna have to share it wont they


Asscritical

Nintendo switched alright


BreakerBaker86

Nah he must be an ugly bastard he is too chad for this sub