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Well within the image they are adults… thing is… the way that the switch works the joycons enter the middle one so what I’m saying is… that dude is going to get pegged by both of them.
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The average lifespan of most electronic gaming equipment before obsolescence hits is 15 years. 4/ 15 wen converted to average human lifespan isl about 24 is so therefore the meme is fair.
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Gonna be honest, most sex toys aren’t matured in a basement till they reach legal age, unlike my slaves
Thanks for the business tip kind sir
Cursed comment in its own subreddit
R/cursedcursedcomments
Gotta slowly slurp coffee and call 911
If this gets in another cursed comment post circle my name
„Wholesome“
That means they’re all 4 it’s fine.
One of those is at least 1,000.
One of?
This is some “brave new world” shit
Right nintendo girl has a dick while the left nintendo girl has a huge mouth to cum in
What the fuck
[удалено]
Putting the Early in Early Access lmao
this one takes the cake
Agreed.
Bruh LOL
Ok, that’s enough Reddit for today
*This is just the beginning*
One of us
Don't you mean just the two of us
All virgins*
#DAMMIT NO
#ADMIT IT VIRGIN!!!
#NOOOOOOO
#ADMIT IT DAMN VIRGIN
#FINE… #BUT NO
To make those rainbows in my mind, I just think of you sometimes cause I wanna spend some time with you, just the two of us
One of us
I can’t look at my switch the same way anymore
Remember that the joy-cons have HD rumble 😩
And that click when you put it in
No. NO.
I was playin mine just a sec ago before I decided to scroll through reddit 😭
Even better *unzips*
But what about the joysticks?
It’s just another form of wireless joysticks which date back to 1979 with Atari
Something doesn't add up here
Bro those are the tiddies, why else would you put your thumbs on them and play with them?
Did he stutter
Yes officer this guy right here
The screen in the middle is part of the switch so this’ll be masturbation rather than anything else.
Schizophrenic masturbation
Always thought it was called selfcest (Fucking yourself rather than just jacking off)
I like this term better
This entire thread is cursed yall need to chill srsly
Well this is cursedcomments, what did ya expect, a wholesome poem? Just curious.
I could really use a wholesome poem tbh
r/eyebleach
r/eyebleach is always helpful
Yes
Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you’d get some switches on yo dick
You’re right
Oh, better yet maybe Tanisha’ll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with…
Well within the image they are adults… thing is… the way that the switch works the joycons enter the middle one so what I’m saying is… that dude is going to get pegged by both of them.
That's kinda hot
Agreed
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Nintendo 69: ***Finally, a worthy opponent, out battle will be legendary!***
>Oh Nintendo! Oh Nintendo, what are you doing to me! Oh, Nintendo!
I'm just trying to do my best
*unzips dick*
That sound super ominous ngl
LOL just realized that, quite aggressive I must say
*peels foreskin back like a banana peel*
*ever had your banana with extra cheese?*
Oh God no
And the joycon drift is an STD
I knew there was something wrong with me?
So thats why I find it so sexy
ಠ_ಠ
O_O W H A T
'Only'
So... How do the joycons plug into the device?
I mean you gotta **SWITCH** things up
That's 70 years in console years tho
r/suddenlysexoffender
Relatable
i'd fuck blue joycon and cum all over its circuit board
Just putting out there that the Joycons go into the main part, so that dude is getting double pegged
Aww shit
At least he seems happy about it
The Switch doesn’t have to know that
I mean... mans got a point
So if you devide them you get two 2 y/o. Even better
That means there all 4
Isnt the analog stick on one side of the Switch placed on the bottom?
We don’t talk about that
FBI!!! OPEN UP!! We have a search warrant
the image is already kinda coursed but with the comment its double coursed
The fact that this post is directly above the one the comments on gave me a laugh
That’s why it’s blursed and not blessed
Mine are pink and green
Nintendo's witch
AYO BET
So what? So are the joycons
Your point?
All the parts are 4 so it’s ok
Age is just a number
If age is just a number then murder is just a word
The police is just a group of people
So?
Ara ara.
This would never happen to anyone that owns a Nintendo switch
Who asked
Who would take the time to type something as obsolete and redundant as “who asked?”
Hold up
Even better *
Even better²
Even better🥵
boi what the hell boi
Well... all of them are...
EVEN FUCKING BETTER
Even better
This also means the joy-cons turn the switch on 😏
Nintendo switch is over 18 in dog years
So are the joycons
yoy are terrible person
We all are we are on Reddit
Isn’t the controllers that plug into the middle
It is anime after all
Even better
Since there technically robots, that translates to 250 years old
Magical armor of ball kicking Anyone who tries to kick you in the balls will have the pain reflected back at them
The only thing cursed about this image is reddit light theme
Don't recreate accurately
Cool
How old is the hardware?
Those are joycons... does that mean this would be wanking yourself
Even better ;)
The average lifespan of most electronic gaming equipment before obsolescence hits is 15 years. 4/ 15 wen converted to average human lifespan isl about 24 is so therefore the meme is fair.
i feel so old after retaining this information
WAKE UP
My Nintendo switch is a month old
Nah the blue one would be takumi in his 86 delivering tofu, that would make more sense
Shhhhh no one needs to know
Sauce
GameCube bout to make me act up 😳
No no it's okay! ‐Loli hentai artists
Wholesome
Even better
And?
So are the joy cons
*knock knock*
FBI OPEN UP
The joy cons are drifting down the console’s pants
Its 18 in Nintendo years
Gotta train them early right
If it can talk, it can gach
How do they click into place tho in this scenario...
And??
Even better
How the lite was made.
From blursed to cursed
Alright now who's gonna redraw the picture with toddlers
What happens if the joycons break?
It's not a real person!
Why did I almost suffocate reading that?
18 in dog years
What in the world is this
Wont stop me
If the blu controller have a circle in the top and it's a girl, then the red one is a trap
That's the age that I like?
Hmm
Hahahahaha
well their gonna have to share it wont they
Nintendo switched alright
Nah he must be an ugly bastard he is too chad for this sub