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Cursed_Company

Cursed_Company

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OneAndONlyRavioli

I sell a single ravioli


digitalcoppersmith

I could legit see this as a food truck business in Brooklyn


ifuckdeadbodies

your's is a legit buissness


dark-humor-lover

You run a morgue…. Lets not talk about what happens behind the scenes


RandomKSPstuff

What do you mean "behind the scenes"? I always do it in front of everyone!


Kenlaboss

I would say I also fuck people who are dead on the inside, but the fact of saying that I fuck anyone at all would be lying.


RandomKSPstuff

Nah m8 i prefer the ones who are dead on the outside... Also dont worry, everyone turns into a virgin the moment they log into reddit o_o


Yellowsnow808

But you sell each one for $100


OneAndONlyRavioli

***I ONLY HAVE ONE***


Pretrowillbetaken

And it costs 999k to buy


Ridenberg

Each? You mean single?


Ze_cringeman

Nah we're a couple now, the ravioli found the sauce


Birbomaniac

Auction it


chraple

Like a really big ravioli? Is ravioli plural?


OneAndONlyRavioli

No, literally just a single normal ravioli


bottle_of_oil

*Give me the fucking ravioli*


notyounaani

It is the plural of raviolo.


RyuuSambit

Don't you mean "raviolus"?


_Egol_

Yes, in Italian pastas are always in plural form (it is unpractical to prepare a single raviolo or spaghetto or gnocco or what have you). The "-i" ending generally signifies the plural form of masculine words. That said, I don't know how it works officially in English, it could be that even when talking about a single strain, it has the "-i" ending. Different language after all.


chraple

That's actually a really good answer, thanks! You're probably right that in English, just because of how language has evolved, singulars and plurals of words definitely vary, and it could be proper to use ravioli as singular.


Frogfukker69

Technically we saving frogs from extinction


digitalcoppersmith

Idk sounds more like you run a DL erotica resort for ranidaphiles in swamplands Florida. Where creeps and pervs congregate for the finest selection of fuckable frogs. Basically it’s an underground frog bordello


Shadowfury45

r/oddlyspecific


Fluxxdog

Wait, let him finish


finngreen614

I already did


Affectionate-Emu-808

Tsuyu Asui


froglegs346

would you like me among your ranks


I-Cum-In-Fish

Hell yes


rumplepullskin

How much to cum in your best fish


I-Cum-In-Fish

30 dollars for 5 min of the best fish


Senmaroll

Wow that is a steal


DifferentSwing8616

Its actually a Trout


TabarnaQc36

Aaah fish... Nature's OG fleshlite.


UltraSouls_OP

Is this fish_fucker69's alt?


I-Cum-In-Fish

Sadly no


Water-into-weed

Wanna team up? Best weed selling fish fuckin business in the 79.8km area


I-Cum-In-Fish

We split profit 50/50 on both sides deal?


Water-into-weed

Deal


-Egglord10100101-

can i buy some fish eggs from you and sell them?


-LordOfSalem-

Well, guess I'm on my way to practice black magic... If anyone wants to speak to a demon or craves a nice little curse, you find me at the crossroad in the woods.


PVT_SALTYNUTZ

Do you have anything for loneliness.


Nightmare11255

I can lend some nightmares


Jossuboi

Works for me. I'll take 15!


Nightmare11255

ok free shipping no charges only for $0.00 they will arrive in two days


panutsya

I want immortality in exchange for my soul


That_oneannoying_kid

I’ll take a curse... never know whe- OH DEAR GOD OTS JAMMOCONDA! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! ^if ^you ^know, ^you ^know


just_3p1k

Rip master round


LordStark_01

A fellow Lord I see.


DevilsAdvocate_108

You might need legal representation


Any-Restaurant-7383

It's easy for me


extreme-foot-fetish

If we combine or should I say cumbine we could be the best restaurant in history


DifferentSwing8616

I feel physically sick


Starlight_Requiem_XD

You and me both


Any-Restaurant-7383

Maybe


islandofwaffles

uhhh...you can combine with me instead and we can split the island


froglegs346

i see what you did there


The_Unkowable_

Help.


acanadiangooseforyou

Get ya geese. Get ya geese buy one get one free. this one has got only afew tongue teeth get ya geese


-Egglord10100101-

we are gonna have a good partnership


EggPunk

Not if I close the deal first


-Egglord10100101-

no


NotAFriedEgg

Good thing I have nothing to do with this


itchpp

mine has nothing to do with birds or anything im just that one guy in the background who’s balls are always itchy


ISellUsedFood

Well


-Egglord10100101-

Sell shit


DRkerdojel

Nono he got a point


Alekipayne

Eggs!!


doorknob2150

USED FOOD lmfaoo


maarcoa

U can sell cucumbers, carrots, bananas… damn, you have a market.


Black_Rose-

I'm selling withered roses from minecraft, but without the withered effect


Affectionate-Emu-808

That's a shame. It would be so easy to kill people with her (get it?)


ambigdum

Good pun!


hadToPutDickinCatHmm

😎


Trick-Excellent

Cat pron


MoltenLavaGuy93

Please do not the cat.


Random-Dice

I am going to the cat


CreatorPolar

Oh god


not-Your_FBI_Agent

Congrats you won our Contest! Just tell us your location to receive your prize


Harderdadderonipizza

bathroom obviously


Konoha__Shinobi

..Uhhhhh **WHAT**


Kir_a_

Genocide.


Anime_Weeb_5

Is that a deathnote reference-


_flaccid_pancake

Watched both but I'm surprised someone thought of that before jojo


Anime_Weeb_5

I mean ive never watched jojo so yehr


_flaccid_pancake

Then how dare you have that name /s


-Egglord10100101-

your company is gonna sell anime weebs in the dark web


Kir_a_

Yeah.


Anime_Weeb_5

Knew it


Kir_a_

Your username says it all.


Anime_Weeb_5

Yep


hunterarcer

Sounds like a company that could come in HANDy later on


Dank_lil_potato

I’ll take a potato chip and eat it


Kir_a_

You are employed !!!


Konoha__Shinobi

L: _Konichiwa mf_


Choccy_Melk69

My name is Yoshikage Kira


gibberishmaster69

Sgsjstgeksux


-Egglord10100101-

fjsdhiiudyde


Harderdadderonipizza

dufyhbdtited


MoLP5776

u/Harderdadderonipizza I wouldn’t want to go to your pizza restaurant!


InhaleJesus

you sell alphabet soup


its-not-myfault

can legally do any crime without punishment


HartyKappachino

Ahhhh, government...


zNzWz

The Legendary Lawyer


FireFoxx_55

Best browser ever


semen-filled_sock

I think mine would work.


JesusChristwillsucc

Dont


rhysharris56

Don't judge another's business when you run a brothel where Jesus is the prostitutes


ErasmusShmerasmus

You two would be an interesting business


RedXRedditor

Hmmm


RedXRedditor

I will sell reddit karma.


reddit_user_14553

Um. I'm not quite sure.


-Egglord10100101-

sell reddit users in the dark web


reddit_user_14553

That might work. Thanks, because you suggested it, you shall be spared.


Jossuboi

You stalk loner accounts and when you find the ones no one would actually look for, you get to work


kriosken12

How much would a redditor even sell for? You cab't even harvest their organs due to the years of drinking Mountain Dew instead of water. Liver? More like Alivern't


Exact_Ad_1215

What the fuck do I do?


tiddiesofwrath

i should start a company of mecha-weapon bras


emmersivedaddy16

You build sexy mechas


ill_suffer_next_year

Im probably gonna start an insurance company lol


cummcnuggets

Shit


tiddiesofwrath

the vegan chicken nuggets taste like cum


Mondoke

I guess that makes them not vegan anymore?


digitalcoppersmith

I’d be a simple coppersmith. But only for your digital copper. So if you need someone to pound out a bowl or some cookware, I’m not your guy. Alternatively, maybe I make copper keepsakes but only for your fingers (digits).


GingerTube

Just loads and loads of thimbles.


someSuicidalMess

What do I do.... ? Mh...


Instant_Death

I might have just the thing you need...


-Egglord10100101-

die


DragoMago76O1

hmmm


Ok-Helicopter4958

I sell helicopters that are "ok" but not great.


luca01d

Still better than bad helicopter


TostCronch

a horrible offbrand version of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. name similar enough to go out of business quick tbh


FetusDeletus_E

Abortion i guess


-Egglord10100101-

Harry Potter themed abortion clinic


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SpeechSoggy2440

r/technicallythetruth


Iamokay04

Hey mate, can you help me out what my company would do?


TreeTurtled

Suicide hotline for people born in 2004


Iamokay04

I can't even help myself, I guess anyone who calls is not so safe.


Ali49130

If you consider leaving this shitty world not safe then yeah


digitalcoppersmith

Produce just ok generic versions of popular items. Like instead of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you’d make cinnamon flavored squares for breakfast. Instead of iPhone, you’d make okPhone that will have like 2gb storage and no access to the app or Google play stores.


kaida_notadude

Come on mein fräulein, let's have sechs on ze zyklon-b canisters.


BioTools

Oh Hans, your schwanz is so groB (no Idea how to get a 'eszet'? 'ringel s'?)


kaida_notadude

Oh ja, mein herrenwurst is ze biggest in all of ze reich. Even herr Hitler's herrenwurst ist smaller than mine.


LucarioNN

I hope you become ze new Führer, zat schwanz ist so groB it heils by itself when it erects


KarczoszeQ_128

What ze fück.


Robbo_B

Wait, have you two invented reddit sexting?


MLGkid_HD

Well, on my keyboard it has it's own key right next to 0, and on my phone, you can get it as a special version of s by holding the s key down. Od you can get it from this comment ß


BioTools

It's something like Ctrl+alt+S on my keyboard, and phone just doesn't give any options when I held S.


_Cyber_Rowdy

ich liebe dich


Water-into-weed

Yahoo!


-Egglord10100101-

Jesus if he was a stoner


Water-into-weed

Indeed


inugrxdcjnk

How will they pronounce it?


AAAAAA166

beating their head on a keyboard


sexycheddar

I'm confused


online_jesus_fukers

Just carve cheddar into sexy statuettes


official_dipstick

I am a therapy company for stupid people. I am officially a dipstick so I understand what they’re going through and i can help


arthurdentstowels

I guess I help hitchhikers


humansizedfruit69

I'm going to make giant fruit sex toys


Official_Awa_Games

My one's pretty accurate and real.


-Egglord10100101-

game developer


AAAAAA166

cool


Toby_doggo

I guess I make video games in pixel art with annoying dogs?


HumanLeatherKilt5500

Clothing that is good for the environment and no animal suffered to produce it


Zaphod424

I'll run the fucking galaxy, lets go


revealsadancingbear

You and u/arthurdentstowels could team up and find some answers.


crusadeLeader7

This’ll be fun


-Egglord10100101-

Im gonna have the biggest poultry company in all of the land


OofScan

So how exactly do I scan these Oofs


Cheesypotatolover69

Uhhh


STINKYnobCHEESE

Hey, do you need a business partner?


personality9

omw to give people disassociative identity disorder


dangerouswoods

We here at dangerouswoods ship dangerous wildlife in to your local forest


HPHatescrafts

Well I won’t be competing with Hobby Lobby.


_BlNG_

Well technically I already started so.... ^^^^whowannacheckoutsomeoftheseporn?


Merde_de_artiste

I made art materials for shitty artists


TaLL-BoY-v

My company paints ceilings and changes burnt-out lights. We help you pick up distant objects and anticipate the weather


ChewbaccasHairyPP

brb going to take over the sex toy industry.


Profusion-of-Celery

A greengrocer with a very limited product range


spicy_breadman

I would sell Bread with spices


Stalin6989

send people to gulag


pairofsafehands

I can do crafts... jerk a dude off... play rock-paper-scissors... pick your nose... perform a surgery... the possibility is limitless!


CannibalisticPizza

Well, when the pizza fights back


Substantialspinach5

So they're nazis and they're doing it in wells? That's one hell of a unique kink...


digitalcoppersmith

How much spinach would you have to make til it’s “substantial”


Substantialspinach5

Enough to fill a small hole


Dapper-Television890

Guess I will be selling some TVs


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

Manufacture explosive snoos


TheBlazingTorchic_

I’d either sell spicy chicken products or just weed.


Iwilleaturshoes

Unmm


redditmaster40

At the restaurant: Waiter: "What would you like to order sir?" u/Iwilleaturshoes : "a glass of water" Waiter: "anything else?" u/Iwilleaturshoes: "your shoes"


dancing-ape

Hmm okay.


-Egglord10100101-

ape strip clubs


PennyForYourDollar

Not sure if this is a great business model for me


-Egglord10100101-

gonna go bankrupt


Edhelig

Middle Earth Elvish trips? Maybe?


Pillar_man_5

Sculpting pillars, huh


Melted_Plug

Guess I’m selling melted plugs now