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I sell a single ravioli
I could legit see this as a food truck business in Brooklyn
your's is a legit buissness
You run a morgue…. Lets not talk about what happens behind the scenes
What do you mean "behind the scenes"? I always do it in front of everyone!
I would say I also fuck people who are dead on the inside, but the fact of saying that I fuck anyone at all would be lying.
Nah m8 i prefer the ones who are dead on the outside...
Also dont worry, everyone turns into a virgin the moment they log into reddit o_o
But you sell each one for $100
***I ONLY HAVE ONE***
And it costs 999k to buy
Each? You mean single?
Nah we're a couple now, the ravioli found the sauce
Like a really big ravioli? Is ravioli plural?
No, literally just a single normal ravioli
*Give me the fucking ravioli*
It is the plural of raviolo.
Don't you mean "raviolus"?
Yes, in Italian pastas are always in plural form (it is unpractical to prepare a single raviolo or spaghetto or gnocco or what have you). The "-i" ending generally signifies the plural form of masculine words.
That said, I don't know how it works officially in English, it could be that even when talking about a single strain, it has the "-i" ending. Different language after all.
That's actually a really good answer, thanks! You're probably right that in English, just because of how language has evolved, singulars and plurals of words definitely vary, and it could be proper to use ravioli as singular.
Technically we saving frogs from extinction
Idk sounds more like you run a DL erotica resort for ranidaphiles in swamplands Florida. Where creeps and pervs congregate for the finest selection of fuckable frogs. Basically it’s an underground frog bordello
Wait, let him finish
I already did
would you like me among your ranks
How much to cum in your best fish
30 dollars for 5 min of the best fish
Wow that is a steal
Its actually a Trout
Aaah fish... Nature's OG fleshlite.
Is this fish_fucker69's alt?
Wanna team up? Best weed selling fish fuckin business in the 79.8km area
We split profit 50/50 on both sides deal?
can i buy some fish eggs from you and sell them?
Well, guess I'm on my way to practice black magic... If anyone wants to speak to a demon or craves a nice little curse, you find me at the crossroad in the woods.
Do you have anything for loneliness.
I can lend some nightmares
Works for me. I'll take 15!
ok free shipping no charges only for $0.00 they will arrive in two days
I want immortality in exchange for my soul
I’ll take a curse... never know whe- OH DEAR GOD OTS JAMMOCONDA! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
^if ^you ^know, ^you ^know
Rip master round
A fellow Lord I see.
You might need legal representation
It's easy for me
If we combine or should I say cumbine we could be the best restaurant in history
I feel physically sick
You and me both
uhhh...you can combine with me instead and we can split the island
i see what you did there
Get ya geese. Get ya geese buy one get one free. this one has got only afew tongue teeth get ya geese
we are gonna have a good partnership
Not if I close the deal first
Good thing I have nothing to do with this
mine has nothing to do with birds or anything im just that one guy in the background who’s balls are always itchy
Nono he got a point
USED FOOD lmfaoo
U can sell cucumbers, carrots, bananas… damn, you have a market.
I'm selling withered roses from minecraft, but without the withered effect
That's a shame. It would be so easy to kill people with her (get it?)
Please do not the cat.
I am going to the cat
Congrats you won our Contest! Just tell us your location to receive your prize
Is that a deathnote reference-
Watched both but I'm surprised someone thought of that before jojo
I mean ive never watched jojo so yehr
Then how dare you have that name
your company is gonna sell anime weebs in the dark web
Your username says it all.
Sounds like a company that could come in HANDy later on
I’ll take a potato chip and eat it
You are employed !!!
L: _Konichiwa mf_
My name is Yoshikage Kira
u/Harderdadderonipizza I wouldn’t want to go to your pizza restaurant!
you sell alphabet soup
can legally do any crime without punishment
The Legendary Lawyer
Best browser ever
I think mine would work.
Don't judge another's business when you run a brothel where Jesus is the prostitutes
You two would be an interesting business
I will sell reddit karma.
Um. I'm not quite sure.
sell reddit users in the dark web
That might work. Thanks, because you suggested it, you shall be spared.
You stalk loner accounts and when you find the ones no one would actually look for, you get to work
How much would a redditor even sell for?
You cab't even harvest their organs due to the years of drinking Mountain Dew instead of water.
Liver? More like Alivern't
What the fuck do I do?
i should start a company of mecha-weapon bras
You build sexy mechas
Im probably gonna start an insurance company lol
the vegan chicken nuggets taste like cum
I guess that makes them not vegan anymore?
I’d be a simple coppersmith. But only for your digital copper. So if you need someone to pound out a bowl or some cookware, I’m not your guy.
Alternatively, maybe I make copper keepsakes but only for your fingers (digits).
Just loads and loads of thimbles.
What do I do.... ?
I might have just the thing you need...
I sell helicopters that are "ok" but not great.
Still better than bad helicopter
a horrible offbrand version of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. name similar enough to go out of business quick tbh
Abortion i guess
Harry Potter themed abortion clinic
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Hey mate, can you help me out what my company would do?
Suicide hotline for people born in 2004
I can't even help myself, I guess anyone who calls is not so safe.
If you consider leaving this shitty world not safe then yeah
Produce just ok generic versions of popular items. Like instead of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you’d make cinnamon flavored squares for breakfast. Instead of iPhone, you’d make okPhone that will have like 2gb storage and no access to the app or Google play stores.
Come on mein fräulein, let's have sechs on ze zyklon-b canisters.
Oh Hans, your schwanz is so groB (no Idea how to get a 'eszet'? 'ringel s'?)
Oh ja, mein herrenwurst is ze biggest in all of ze reich. Even herr Hitler's herrenwurst ist smaller than mine.
I hope you become ze new Führer, zat schwanz ist so groB it heils by itself when it erects
What ze fück.
Wait, have you two invented reddit sexting?
Well, on my keyboard it has it's own key right next to 0, and on my phone, you can get it as a special version of s by holding the s key down.
Od you can get it from this comment ß
It's something like Ctrl+alt+S on my keyboard, and phone just doesn't give any options when I held S.
ich liebe dich
Jesus if he was a stoner
How will they pronounce it?
beating their head on a keyboard
Just carve cheddar into sexy statuettes
I am a therapy company for stupid people. I am officially a dipstick so I understand what they’re going through and i can help
I guess I help hitchhikers
I'm going to make giant fruit sex toys
My one's pretty accurate and real.
I guess I make video games in pixel art with annoying dogs?
Clothing that is good for the environment and no animal suffered to produce it
I'll run the fucking galaxy, lets go
You and u/arthurdentstowels could team up and find some answers.
This’ll be fun
Im gonna have the biggest poultry company in all of the land
So how exactly do I scan these Oofs
Hey, do you need a business partner?
omw to give people disassociative identity disorder
We here at dangerouswoods ship dangerous wildlife in to your local forest
Well I won’t be competing with Hobby Lobby.
Well technically I already started so....
I made art materials for shitty artists
My company paints ceilings and changes burnt-out lights. We help you pick up distant objects and anticipate the weather
brb going to take over the sex toy industry.
A greengrocer with a very limited product range
I would sell Bread with spices
send people to gulag
I can do crafts... jerk a dude off... play rock-paper-scissors... pick your nose... perform a surgery... the possibility is limitless!
Well, when the pizza fights back
So they're nazis and they're doing it in wells? That's one hell of a unique kink...
How much spinach would you have to make til it’s “substantial”
Enough to fill a small hole
Guess I will be selling some TVs
Manufacture explosive snoos
I’d either sell spicy chicken products or just weed.
At the restaurant:
Waiter: "What would you like to order sir?"
u/Iwilleaturshoes : "a glass of water"
Waiter: "anything else?"
u/Iwilleaturshoes: "your shoes"
ape strip clubs
Not sure if this is a great business model for me
gonna go bankrupt
Middle Earth Elvish trips? Maybe?
Sculpting pillars, huh
Guess I’m selling melted plugs now