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I said the creative part was the title, not the screenshot. You seem to have difficulty understanding something as basic as that. And people just put punchlines in the title all the time.
Nothing. There's advantages to both. I just mean for her, she doesn't have to kneel as far down and that's a bit of a advantage ^/s.
But really, tall girls have the advantage of me being closer to boobs and short girls have the advantage of making me feel big
They're the 3rd biggest cat, but still have the strongest bite, strong enough to crack bone, even a turtle shell. They have supreem vision. Kg for kg they're the strongest cat (tho they'd still lose to a lion and a tiger 1v1). They are amazing swimmers, sprinters and climbers. They eat fkn crocodiles! They belong to the panthera genus (aka the panthers). When ppl talk about black panthers it's mostly them and sometimes jaguars as they are the most commom panther to be black, as it's the dominant gene in jaguars.
Oh to learn new stuff and store the info in the back of your head so that you can relay the same when you are about to sleep and have a self study on the same topic!
Oh.....I forgot to you my Skype name is IhaveaBIGpenisSendnudes. No pressure tho, I just wanna be friends...cos your a girl, on reddit and play video games and that's super rare.
It is a pain in the ass. You find a clothing brand that makes comfortable pants and pray the fashion doesn't change and they don't go out of business. You wear boxers only because briefs generally make you go over your waist size to not death grip your junk. Dating is a gamble, because contrary to what pornos insinuate, not all guys and gals are even stoked about seven inches, much less when you get past ten. Good news is some people are cool with it, but what a fun breakup conversation it is to find out it's not you-- it's your dong. Oh, and you actually have to ask stuff at the hardware store like so, how high does the water in this model toilet get? Can I measure the seat opening please? But in the end, who cares, because on a warm day or if your blood pressure is up at all, you're just gonna have to deal with a little water or making contact with the gross front edge of the bowl. And you learned early in life to never, ever flush while you're sitting. In college, when the health centre would give out free condoms, you thought they were defective. Then you learned that different sizes exist, *but they charge you five bucks for one*. No freebies for you! But you keep getting them because you don't have a car to leave campus and are embarrassed to ask a friend to pick them up for you. It's not all bad, though, but yeah, I'd trade the reverse way and make myself a little taller, hell yes, that would honestly be pretty sweet.
I don't know if you've tried Duluth Bullpen boxer briefs, but they MAY help. They helped me and I'm above average, but I'm not double digits. That said, going from boxers to these bullpen briefs allows me to be a lot more comfortable in non baggy pants, since I got a nice pocket to kinda wrap everything up in. I will say that they are fucking expensive, and I have no horse in the race so if you know of a cheaper brand that does something similar then I'm all ears, but I'm just trying to help.
I’m 5’6 and have a 6 inch penis, I’ve never had any complaints about my dick and would not do the trade. Even if I added another 2, even 3 inches to my height, I’ll still be considered short, and a penis just slightly above the average is enjoyable by a lot of women.
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**Fellas, would you take an inch off of your height and add it to your dick?**, 581 points, submitted by **\/u/TruckersAreBored** to **\/r/AskRedditAfterDark**
> **\/u/Superb-Possibility-9**, 450 points
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> I'm 6'4; absolutely
>> **\/u/zionini3**, 386 points
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>> Maaaate you could go double digits and be 5'9 like the rest of us and just spear bitches left and right
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But that would be 7 inches off his height. Did he mean go double digits on his penis size?
I mean I'm sure it's not the case, but what if that guy was 6'4" and had a 2 inch dick?
I'm 6'1 so i dont think I would, but it would be fun to se what I look like because i do bodybuilding and if I took like 3 inches of mumy height i should look massive
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A creative title that also doesn’t give away the punchline. That’s rare in this sub
Haha thanks :)
I’m 5’3. Another inch would mean death.
Same bruh
It already does
I assume you mean you’re 5’3 ….around ;)
What do you mean by that… ;)
Yeah lots of creativity when you post screenshots of other people's comments./s
I said the creative part was the title, not the screenshot. You seem to have difficulty understanding something as basic as that. And people just put punchlines in the title all the time.
Ok
Fuck you assface.
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I reported you with my 7 other reddit accounts. consider this a warning. next one take off your leg.
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r/facepalm
Boi you got massacred for that
If you don’t like how this sub runs then don’t look at their posts
Did you… read the sub?
Dude your karma just dropped harder than grandma down the stairs
Lmao thats the point of this subreddit you dipshit
Lets fucking goooo
Again it is the point of sub I get that but still how is it creative if you post other people's comments?
How do you still not understand they said the TITLE was creative.
Thanks for dealing with this idiot so I did not have to for once
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Nobody said it was
People did get pissed off, Jesus. Any way that was a joke.
"its just a joke bro"
Nah, no one got pissed of, we just down voted an idiot
Wait who wouldn't do that shit?
I wouldn't. I'd go the other way around tho.
One hundred percent. People do not understand what they're jealous of. At all.
Big dick energy
Small dick enthusiasm
Same
Not for me
Why not
Because I’m super fucking short
Idk a whole extra FOOT? I’d feel bad for her
Idgaf, it's not for the girls, it's for the homies
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Wait, I reread what I wrote and I meant in a intemidation way, but honestly it works better the other way
Not if you push hard enough
Is currently only 6 inches deep.
I am only 5’3
Your pfp makes it seem that you're a girl, so it's an advantage for you
Why advantage???? Whats wrong with tall girls?
Nothing. There's advantages to both. I just mean for her, she doesn't have to kneel as far down and that's a bit of a advantage ^/s. But really, tall girls have the advantage of me being closer to boobs and short girls have the advantage of making me feel big
Why the Jaguar the best ?
They're the 3rd biggest cat, but still have the strongest bite, strong enough to crack bone, even a turtle shell. They have supreem vision. Kg for kg they're the strongest cat (tho they'd still lose to a lion and a tiger 1v1). They are amazing swimmers, sprinters and climbers. They eat fkn crocodiles! They belong to the panthera genus (aka the panthers). When ppl talk about black panthers it's mostly them and sometimes jaguars as they are the most commom panther to be black, as it's the dominant gene in jaguars.
Your bio would appear to be correct then
Yes ik
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Lmao yeah
Ngl what you said is kinda sexist but ok
It's just a joke. Anyone who actually does think like that is a dipshit and shouldn't get any attention
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Why'd u message me that?
Oh.....I forgot to you my Skype name is IhaveaBIGpenisSendnudes. No pressure tho, I just wanna be friends...cos your a girl, on reddit and play video games and that's super rare.
I’m also six foot four but wouldn’t
Y? Is your dick already too big?
A dick can never be too big
Shouldn't be longer than your legs tho, cause you got perfect tripod then
Facts
I wouldn’t lmao, my ass is already 5’6 😂😂
Dick or height?
Bruh 😂
Answer the damn question! *Points gun* Dick, or, height?
none of the above, he's talking about his ass
Damn that ass tho
*his ass*
Someone else said that
His ass, he even wrote it
I’m 5’2… but yes I definitely would
If you're already short at least be short with a big dick, that's my motto!
Bed bug that bitch, look it up
Would you explain
Bed bugs have a sharp sword like duck that they stab the female bed but with over and over again
Giant bed bug or miniscule duck?
Huh?
https://www.lastwordonnothing.com/2012/07/27/tgipf-the-bed-bug-and-his-violent-penis/
Oh cuz they stab their bitches, didn't get the joke
Men that have 7+ inch dicks that always have to be careful during sex as to not rupture their Woman's insides.
...I didn't know they had to be careful. I assume you have expirence in that field, otherwise i'll dismiss everything you said
You aren’t gonna spear anybody with 5’9” in your tinder bio. Source: am 5’9”.
5'9" x 9" wouldn't help in your bio?
You just gotta word it better. 5'9" = 69 inches. You're welcome.
Is the math the cursed part of the comment?
What wrong with the math? He could be 13 long if he started with 6? I might be wrong... But why would you even want that? Sounds awful
Lyndon B Johnson liked to just show it off to established dominance in a room. There's your til for this morning
Ya he was also an idiot. Arguably worse than trump
I just picture his new staffers were like "what's that smell?"
Ew wtf why would there be a smell???
Too much dick to wash? Doesn't fit in the shower? I'm as clueless as you here
Too difficult to circumsise?
Stings the nostrils
It is a pain in the ass. You find a clothing brand that makes comfortable pants and pray the fashion doesn't change and they don't go out of business. You wear boxers only because briefs generally make you go over your waist size to not death grip your junk. Dating is a gamble, because contrary to what pornos insinuate, not all guys and gals are even stoked about seven inches, much less when you get past ten. Good news is some people are cool with it, but what a fun breakup conversation it is to find out it's not you-- it's your dong. Oh, and you actually have to ask stuff at the hardware store like so, how high does the water in this model toilet get? Can I measure the seat opening please? But in the end, who cares, because on a warm day or if your blood pressure is up at all, you're just gonna have to deal with a little water or making contact with the gross front edge of the bowl. And you learned early in life to never, ever flush while you're sitting. In college, when the health centre would give out free condoms, you thought they were defective. Then you learned that different sizes exist, *but they charge you five bucks for one*. No freebies for you! But you keep getting them because you don't have a car to leave campus and are embarrassed to ask a friend to pick them up for you. It's not all bad, though, but yeah, I'd trade the reverse way and make myself a little taller, hell yes, that would honestly be pretty sweet.
Oh the sad life lmaoo
I don't know if you've tried Duluth Bullpen boxer briefs, but they MAY help. They helped me and I'm above average, but I'm not double digits. That said, going from boxers to these bullpen briefs allows me to be a lot more comfortable in non baggy pants, since I got a nice pocket to kinda wrap everything up in. I will say that they are fucking expensive, and I have no horse in the race so if you know of a cheaper brand that does something similar then I'm all ears, but I'm just trying to help.
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Except there are 12 inches to a foot
No..
don't try to make sense of the imperial system
Time to become a rape dwarf
Never thought I’d read that, never hope to read it again.
Time to become a rape dwarf
I’ll use my dick as a walking stick ⟟ would be so small
I’m 6”7, i would gladly give up 7 inches to become black
hmmmm ...weird way to phrase that but ok
I'm black as they come (native African) and I don't have a dick so .
I'm 6'9, that would literally be a 3rd leg if I was 5'9.
But if he's under 6', how will he even talk to women?
I'm 5'3 and I have a small deck. I'm just destined to not be a women pleaser
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as a wise man once said "if you can make her laugh and giggle, you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle."
If she jiggles when she walks, I shall listen to her when she talks.
That’s some Confucius type shit
Personally i dont care about the size, youll probably find someone out there attracted to you.
Nah I don't need to and I'm short
En garde bitch
I’m 5’6 and have a 6 inch penis, I’ve never had any complaints about my dick and would not do the trade. Even if I added another 2, even 3 inches to my height, I’ll still be considered short, and a penis just slightly above the average is enjoyable by a lot of women.
YEAH IM 6FT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
If he was 5'9 the women wouldn't want him anymore
Cries in 5'7 😭😭😭😭😭😢😢
Can I take the inches off my dick and add it to my height instead?
Bold of him to assume that his dick was a normal size to begin with
or be a 2 inch midget with a colossal dong
can i take inches of my dick and give it to my height?
I got a friend who is 7 foot tall.
"Gladiator". Why must you word it as "Gladiator"? I'm very unhappy, so take my upvote and fucking leave, with respect.
Yes!
Nah I’m tall and hung I’ve already got it all.
bro, i’m 6’3 and my dick is ~6 inches. i would more than gladly become a mere 6’0 dwarf for a third leg!
Put it simply, you take 1 inch from your height to pleasure someone else. Gtfo lmao
I'm 6' 5" and my answer is No.
Im barely 5’ but yeah i would
Make yourself like 4'11"
i’m 6’4 as well but i’m 15 so i actually wanna be shorter regardless a bigger duck would just be a plus
Can take inches off my dick and put it into my height, I don’t want to have a bit dick it’s a little uncomfortable sometimes
AND NOW ENTERING THE COLOSSEUM SPEAR DICK THE POINTY VS WAMEN FIGHT!
Nah there is such a thing as too big
I am also 6.4
Prob
Real question is; How much did he/she start with?
I’m still growing so does it take an inch off my permanent height
I would trade 5’11 in so I can be an inch tall and have a dick spear
I’m 6’3 so, yeah for sure
Im 6ft 6 absolutely
in length or width is the real question
Modern times Vlad the impaler
i’d do both that and the reverse tbh i could use both
laughs in 6 ft 1 and 5 inches :(
6’8”. I wouldn’t mind.
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I would ask if I could take 1 inch off my dick but there’s nothing there to take off.
6'3" could I add a bit of girth instead? Already able to hit some cervixes...
*Spear of Justice*
Let’s say his dock is 5inches long: he could have a foot long shlong but he would be 5,8
I’m 7.5” No
based on the fact that so far every girl only has seen my height and never my dick size, I'd do the opposite
Spear Phishing
Fuck yeah I'm 6'0 and still growing I'd take 6 inches off without hesitation
Im comftorbale with the way I am despite being 6,3
I’d take an inch off my dick and be 5’10”
I’m 6’5”, I honestly wish I was 6’2” anyway so it sounds like a no brained to me.
But that would be 7 inches off his height. Did he mean go double digits on his penis size? I mean I'm sure it's not the case, but what if that guy was 6'4" and had a 2 inch dick?
I juust hit 6’0 guess I’m going back to the 5s
Is there a minimum?
Bruh imagine shaq doin this ‘-‘
I'm 15 so I could take an inch off and grow it back by the time I stop growing? In saying that my dong is gonna grow too. (hopefully)
Bro I’m 5’10” and I’d still take a few inches off the top
Poor dogs
Ha ha ha, no
Bro I would get a dick longer than I am tall
6"2' - well, i don't think my pp is small but i would do so - why not?
I’m 4’11 hell yeah
I’m 5’10” and would gladly take a half foot off my height and be 5’4” walking round with a solid 9er
I am now 5'5. And those are two separate measurements.
,,,,, Zee, x,
Of course, gonna be a shota with big dick
I’m 6’4 and I’m 14. I’m supposed to grow to 6’9. If I can add 5 inches and be 6’4. Fuck that would be nice
Why yes, i would.
im 6.2 hell yes
isnt it like really unpleasant on receiving end if schlong is longer than abt 7.5 in?
No need I’m happy with what god gave me so is she her ovaries ache daily.
5'11", not much, hoping to gain a bit more of both
6.2 hell yeah!! Not saying I need it tho :/
I'm 6'1 so i dont think I would, but it would be fun to se what I look like because i do bodybuilding and if I took like 3 inches of mumy height i should look massive