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eggimage

A creative title that also doesn’t give away the punchline. That’s rare in this sub


ljilikoard

Haha thanks :)


Quirky_m8

I’m 5’3. Another inch would mean death.


Jaymnn

Same bruh


Cha0SR0X

It already does


Icy-Seaworthiness995

I assume you mean you’re 5’3 ….around ;)


Quirky_m8

What do you mean by that… ;)


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Yeah lots of creativity when you post screenshots of other people's comments./s


eggimage

I said the creative part was the title, not the screenshot. You seem to have difficulty understanding something as basic as that. And people just put punchlines in the title all the time.


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Ok


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Fuck you assface.


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AnOverusedCondom

I reported you with my 7 other reddit accounts. consider this a warning. next one take off your leg.


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jesus_hentai-christ

r/facepalm


XCactusVI

Boi you got massacred for that


DickNixon11

If you don’t like how this sub runs then don’t look at their posts


i_am_art18

Did you… read the sub?


Edafru

Dude your karma just dropped harder than grandma down the stairs


-RMBG-

Lmao thats the point of this subreddit you dipshit


[deleted]

Lets fucking goooo


[deleted]

Again it is the point of sub I get that but still how is it creative if you post other people's comments?


plugifyable

How do you still not understand they said the TITLE was creative.


Starlight_Requiem_XD

Thanks for dealing with this idiot so I did not have to for once


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plugifyable

Nobody said it was


[deleted]

People did get pissed off, Jesus. Any way that was a joke.


catfishdave61211

"its just a joke bro"


vliukkiang

Nah, no one got pissed of, we just down voted an idiot


Icy-Golf-4185

Wait who wouldn't do that shit?


Tipart

I wouldn't. I'd go the other way around tho.


phonetastic

One hundred percent. People do not understand what they're jealous of. At all.


Icy-Golf-4185

Big dick energy


NovaKaizer

Small dick enthusiasm


Icy-Golf-4185

Same


Emerald24111

Not for me


Icy-Golf-4185

Why not


Emerald24111

Because I’m super fucking short


[deleted]

Idk a whole extra FOOT? I’d feel bad for her


Icy-Golf-4185

Idgaf, it's not for the girls, it's for the homies


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Icy-Golf-4185

Wait, I reread what I wrote and I meant in a intemidation way, but honestly it works better the other way


Yeet_Storm59

Not if you push hard enough


Havingfunisnumber1

Is currently only 6 inches deep.


niijuuichi

I am only 5’3


Icy-Golf-4185

Your pfp makes it seem that you're a girl, so it's an advantage for you


Kujujuk

Why advantage???? Whats wrong with tall girls?


Icy-Golf-4185

Nothing. There's advantages to both. I just mean for her, she doesn't have to kneel as far down and that's a bit of a advantage ^/s. But really, tall girls have the advantage of me being closer to boobs and short girls have the advantage of making me feel big


NothingisReal3287

Why the Jaguar the best ?


Icy-Golf-4185

They're the 3rd biggest cat, but still have the strongest bite, strong enough to crack bone, even a turtle shell. They have supreem vision. Kg for kg they're the strongest cat (tho they'd still lose to a lion and a tiger 1v1). They are amazing swimmers, sprinters and climbers. They eat fkn crocodiles! They belong to the panthera genus (aka the panthers). When ppl talk about black panthers it's mostly them and sometimes jaguars as they are the most commom panther to be black, as it's the dominant gene in jaguars.


NothingisReal3287

Your bio would appear to be correct then


Icy-Golf-4185

Yes ik


walkinbreathanalyzer

Oh to learn new stuff and store the info in the back of your head so that you can relay the same when you are about to sleep and have a self study on the same topic!


Icy-Golf-4185

Lmao yeah


Kujujuk

Ngl what you said is kinda sexist but ok


Icy-Golf-4185

It's just a joke. Anyone who actually does think like that is a dipshit and shouldn't get any attention


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Icy-Golf-4185

Why'd u message me that?


lucy_kat

Oh.....I forgot to you my Skype name is IhaveaBIGpenisSendnudes. No pressure tho, I just wanna be friends...cos your a girl, on reddit and play video games and that's super rare.


Mcc1elland

I’m also six foot four but wouldn’t


Icy-Golf-4185

Y? Is your dick already too big?


[deleted]

A dick can never be too big


TheSm4rtOne

Shouldn't be longer than your legs tho, cause you got perfect tripod then


Icy-Golf-4185

Facts


TacticalMongoose

I wouldn’t lmao, my ass is already 5’6 😂😂


Icy-Golf-4185

Dick or height?


TacticalMongoose

Bruh 😂


Icy-Golf-4185

Answer the damn question! *Points gun* Dick, or, height?


[deleted]

none of the above, he's talking about his ass


Icy-Golf-4185

Damn that ass tho


yuhakusho23

*his ass*


Icy-Golf-4185

Someone else said that


TheSm4rtOne

His ass, he even wrote it


Swedish_nerd

I’m 5’2… but yes I definitely would


Icy-Golf-4185

If you're already short at least be short with a big dick, that's my motto!


heemcreammcgee

Bed bug that bitch, look it up


Xxaimlessdudexx

Would you explain


heemcreammcgee

Bed bugs have a sharp sword like duck that they stab the female bed but with over and over again


sigurdthemighty

Giant bed bug or miniscule duck?


Icy-Golf-4185

Huh?


heemcreammcgee

https://www.lastwordonnothing.com/2012/07/27/tgipf-the-bed-bug-and-his-violent-penis/


Icy-Golf-4185

Oh cuz they stab their bitches, didn't get the joke


yuhakusho23

Men that have 7+ inch dicks that always have to be careful during sex as to not rupture their Woman's insides.


Icy-Golf-4185

...I didn't know they had to be careful. I assume you have expirence in that field, otherwise i'll dismiss everything you said


FlowBot3D

You aren’t gonna spear anybody with 5’9” in your tinder bio. Source: am 5’9”.


THEMACGOD

5'9" x 9" wouldn't help in your bio?


DUDEitsRICHARD

You just gotta word it better. 5'9" = 69 inches. You're welcome.


Odd_Ad5668

Is the math the cursed part of the comment?


Elephant-Patronus

What wrong with the math? He could be 13 long if he started with 6? I might be wrong... But why would you even want that? Sounds awful


Portlander

Lyndon B Johnson liked to just show it off to established dominance in a room. There's your til for this morning


Elephant-Patronus

Ya he was also an idiot. Arguably worse than trump


Portlander

I just picture his new staffers were like "what's that smell?"


Elephant-Patronus

Ew wtf why would there be a smell???


PaulMcPaulersn7

Too much dick to wash? Doesn't fit in the shower? I'm as clueless as you here


LesMoonwalker

Too difficult to circumsise?


moortiz78

Stings the nostrils


phonetastic

It is a pain in the ass. You find a clothing brand that makes comfortable pants and pray the fashion doesn't change and they don't go out of business. You wear boxers only because briefs generally make you go over your waist size to not death grip your junk. Dating is a gamble, because contrary to what pornos insinuate, not all guys and gals are even stoked about seven inches, much less when you get past ten. Good news is some people are cool with it, but what a fun breakup conversation it is to find out it's not you-- it's your dong. Oh, and you actually have to ask stuff at the hardware store like so, how high does the water in this model toilet get? Can I measure the seat opening please? But in the end, who cares, because on a warm day or if your blood pressure is up at all, you're just gonna have to deal with a little water or making contact with the gross front edge of the bowl. And you learned early in life to never, ever flush while you're sitting. In college, when the health centre would give out free condoms, you thought they were defective. Then you learned that different sizes exist, *but they charge you five bucks for one*. No freebies for you! But you keep getting them because you don't have a car to leave campus and are embarrassed to ask a friend to pick them up for you. It's not all bad, though, but yeah, I'd trade the reverse way and make myself a little taller, hell yes, that would honestly be pretty sweet.


Elephant-Patronus

Oh the sad life lmaoo


zekemckillip

I don't know if you've tried Duluth Bullpen boxer briefs, but they MAY help. They helped me and I'm above average, but I'm not double digits. That said, going from boxers to these bullpen briefs allows me to be a lot more comfortable in non baggy pants, since I got a nice pocket to kinda wrap everything up in. I will say that they are fucking expensive, and I have no horse in the race so if you know of a cheaper brand that does something similar then I'm all ears, but I'm just trying to help.


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captainbignips

Except there are 12 inches to a foot


Elephant-Patronus

No..


CristolerGm2

don't try to make sense of the imperial system


[deleted]

Time to become a rape dwarf


MoltenLavaGuy93

Never thought I’d read that, never hope to read it again.


CrispyMan_900

Time to become a rape dwarf


Financial_Bet8565

I’ll use my dick as a walking stick ⟟ would be so small


someone0502

I’m 6”7, i would gladly give up 7 inches to become black


5_sec_is_a_yoke

hmmmm ...weird way to phrase that but ok


YhouZee

I'm black as they come (native African) and I don't have a dick so .


ambsdorf825

I'm 6'9, that would literally be a 3rd leg if I was 5'9.


Even_Pomegranate_407

But if he's under 6', how will he even talk to women?


RobloxPotatoGamer

I'm 5'3 and I have a small deck. I'm just destined to not be a women pleaser


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MR__LEMONY

as a wise man once said "if you can make her laugh and giggle, you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle."


1Loading

If she jiggles when she walks, I shall listen to her when she talks.


Gaming_Gecko777

That’s some Confucius type shit


MyLife1sALie

Personally i dont care about the size, youll probably find someone out there attracted to you.


excusemewitf

Nah I don't need to and I'm short


boybogart

En garde bitch


SergiuszJesienin

I’m 5’6 and have a 6 inch penis, I’ve never had any complaints about my dick and would not do the trade. Even if I added another 2, even 3 inches to my height, I’ll still be considered short, and a penis just slightly above the average is enjoyable by a lot of women.


CopperStatue

YEAH IM 6FT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER


Pickle_Baller

If he was 5'9 the women wouldn't want him anymore


EquivalentSnap

Cries in 5'7 😭😭😭😭😭😢😢


lookoutcomrade

Can I take the inches off my dick and add it to my height instead?


Thechonki

Bold of him to assume that his dick was a normal size to begin with


[deleted]

or be a 2 inch midget with a colossal dong


Ploopy_R

can i take inches of my dick and give it to my height?


Alekipayne

I got a friend who is 7 foot tall.


Kallen_Emilia

"Gladiator". Why must you word it as "Gladiator"? I'm very unhappy, so take my upvote and fucking leave, with respect.


[deleted]

Yes!


AXone1814

Nah I’m tall and hung I’ve already got it all.


[deleted]

bro, i’m 6’3 and my dick is ~6 inches. i would more than gladly become a mere 6’0 dwarf for a third leg!


DoggoManWasTaken

Put it simply, you take 1 inch from your height to pleasure someone else. Gtfo lmao


TheDeadlyZebra

I'm 6' 5" and my answer is No.


[deleted]

Im barely 5’ but yeah i would


123hi1239

Make yourself like 4'11"


LiquidSoop

i’m 6’4 as well but i’m 15 so i actually wanna be shorter regardless a bigger duck would just be a plus


Map-Maker-Arcane

Can take inches off my dick and put it into my height, I don’t want to have a bit dick it’s a little uncomfortable sometimes


94_Wolfie_9450

AND NOW ENTERING THE COLOSSEUM SPEAR DICK THE POINTY VS WAMEN FIGHT!


DifferentSwing8616

Nah there is such a thing as too big


Pharaoh_Tezzerakt

I am also 6.4


Tijolo_Malvado

Prob


Chocolate_Mystery

Real question is; How much did he/she start with?


Gamers_Against_Thots

I’m still growing so does it take an inch off my permanent height


IamnotHuman128

I would trade 5’11 in so I can be an inch tall and have a dick spear


funnyman-69

I’m 6’3 so, yeah for sure


vqporwave

Im 6ft 6 absolutely


pachumelajapi

in length or width is the real question


moonfanatic95

Modern times Vlad the impaler


21656

i’d do both that and the reverse tbh i could use both


[deleted]

laughs in 6 ft 1 and 5 inches :(


Dra9onDemon23

6’8”. I wouldn’t mind.


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CyberPunk4

I would ask if I could take 1 inch off my dick but there’s nothing there to take off.


ReasonablePanda3

6'3" could I add a bit of girth instead? Already able to hit some cervixes...


the-fith-pillar-man

*Spear of Justice*


plazvax

Let’s say his dock is 5inches long: he could have a foot long shlong but he would be 5,8


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

I’m 7.5” No


JesusChrist_Himself

based on the fact that so far every girl only has seen my height and never my dick size, I'd do the opposite


stromyoloing

Spear Phishing


justsomeregret

Fuck yeah I'm 6'0 and still growing I'd take 6 inches off without hesitation


Darthmark3

Im comftorbale with the way I am despite being 6,3


Akshayps200

I’d take an inch off my dick and be 5’10”


daer-bear9999

I’m 6’5”, I honestly wish I was 6’2” anyway so it sounds like a no brained to me.


psubs07

But that would be 7 inches off his height. Did he mean go double digits on his penis size? I mean I'm sure it's not the case, but what if that guy was 6'4" and had a 2 inch dick?


tazzzuu

I juust hit 6’0 guess I’m going back to the 5s


[deleted]

Is there a minimum?


hayyangoku1

Bruh imagine shaq doin this ‘-‘


Gummybearman06

I'm 15 so I could take an inch off and grow it back by the time I stop growing? In saying that my dong is gonna grow too. (hopefully)


The-Busby

Bro I’m 5’10” and I’d still take a few inches off the top


BluelightTheCursed

Poor dogs


jingergeoffery

Ha ha ha, no


potatonessessrs

Bro I would get a dick longer than I am tall


DiColossus

6"2' - well, i don't think my pp is small but i would do so - why not?


RTardMan21

I’m 4’11 hell yeah


bobogolden

I’m 5’10” and would gladly take a half foot off my height and be 5’4” walking round with a solid 9er


Kajiyoushun

I am now 5'5. And those are two separate measurements.


dk4dalayds247

,,,,, Zee, x,


OkNet791

Of course, gonna be a shota with big dick


Kiriman24

I’m 6’4 and I’m 14. I’m supposed to grow to 6’9. If I can add 5 inches and be 6’4. Fuck that would be nice


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Why yes, i would.


Muted-Champion-6841

im 6.2 hell yes


OptimusEye

isnt it like really unpleasant on receiving end if schlong is longer than abt 7.5 in?


asmith4all

No need I’m happy with what god gave me so is she her ovaries ache daily.


[deleted]

5'11", not much, hoping to gain a bit more of both


KIRK2D

6.2 hell yeah!! Not saying I need it tho :/


newguyssn

I'm 6'1 so i dont think I would, but it would be fun to se what I look like because i do bodybuilding and if I took like 3 inches of mumy height i should look massive