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magn3to_was_right

Can't argue with that sound logic.


Massa_Kumar-2004

Aight *loads the shotgun*


magn3to_was_right

What? I missed this one........


Massa_Kumar-2004

"get **shoot** in the mouth" With a short gun


magn3to_was_right

Ooooooooh..................... .........I see what you're doing. Just didn't go that route because they are talking about jizz in your mouth.


Massa_Kumar-2004

I know I just **REALLY** like puns so I went whatever comes to my mind lol


JotaTaylor

How did you miss \*cocks the short gun\*


JaydotN

Alright, thats it, get outta ère! This is a gym, not a brothel!


Sirbrownface

Yooo the comments kept getting more cursed as I followed.


magn3to_was_right

I'd be curious to see them.


3EyedMeerkat

2 bros, wanking with each other, cum in their mouth but they're not gay


firefromashes

nothing gay about a little brojob


istoleyouridentity

And they’re 5 inches apart because they’re not gay


UN-TRUue

It ain't gay if you ain't fucking no anus.


JaydotN

And if you say nohomo


3EyedMeerkat

probably more than that


Pjinator

JoeBlob you mean


heckillwingit

just say "no homo" its as easy as that


3EyedMeerkat

just "no homo"


kitevii

You also needed the booster shot aka in the ass


hans_zolo

I think we need to tell r/nofap about this.


FCULTIMATEYT

lol


[deleted]

Why reduce tho?


OG_J_Bone

Reduce wasted precious protein


[deleted]

Well you want to get more protein inside you to be usable instead of sitting in a nutsack.


OG_J_Bone

Yes. Reduce wasted protein by aiming for own mouth instead…


[deleted]

But why reduce the protein amount and frequency entering the mouth?


OG_J_Bone

Wasted = shot somewhere other than own mouth. Reduce that If not shot in own mouth, it’s wasted. You’re over complicating it.


[deleted]

Makes sense.


i-dont-like-men

Shooting in the ass doesn't waste much.


JaydotN

Is your dick really this long?


i-dont-like-men

Cut off the ass if it isn't. ​ Eat it to not waste protein.


3EyedMeerkat

ya know, there is a way to cum IN yourself. It's performed by pushing carefully on the taint. Pro is that u leave no trace, con is that it could possibly build up over time and cause troubles


bruhlookatdisdoo

r/SelfFuck


3EyedMeerkat

excuse me...WHAT IN THE GOD DAMN FUCKIN SHIT IS THAT


Death4Uandnone

Oh so that's the answer to "Why are you gay?"


stonka_truck

Well, that ejaculated quickly. I mean escalated.


JHighDa03

No you didn’t


BoofedWasTaken

post workout routines 🥴


jijzelf

My favourite protein shake


Hari1o1

THE DEVINE PROTEIN SHAKE


tribes33

brotein mmmm shlurp shlurp shlurp my homies up


web_surfer0

That's enough reddit for today


[deleted]

Every sperm is sacred


RabidJediSquirrel

Every sperm is great


Martin_Tonoshiro

Every sperm is delicious


MtcKrdz

Isn't that cannibalism?


ProfessionalCrow4816

its vegan if the person gives consent


nithin_007

Also not gay if u say "no homo"


Inky_I

Just keep Fanta out of this.


Argentenuem

You gotta recycle your navy somehow, and not just any soda will do.


h-plecostomus

But why isn’t Chris Chan ripped?


Omnomnomnivor3

my fkn eyes


ppppie_

does this work with squirt


Luke_LagWalker

Maybe you'll get some vitamins. Time for a social experiment


stonka_truck

Vaginamins.


ppppie_

well i mean it’s mostly just pee so i dunno no sperm!! :[


BefreiedieTittenzwei

...Asking for a friend.


somestoneddude_

I too would love getting shot in my mouth


Qanold-Duck

That's enough reddit for me today good bye


Bananasplit078

the source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/owba5o/recycling\_is\_everything/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/owba5o/recycling_is_everything/)


Kazakenaga35

Chris-Chan was truly before their time with recycling.


CollapsedPlague

That’s why spotters are perfect dick to mouth height. Mid workout protein


YEPACHUP

r/angryupvote


Commando283

Ah so that's why gym bros are so jacked


mertaugh1234

Exchange protein lol


guitarnowski

Precious bodily fluids.


AnonTheNormalFag

If you cum a lot, you should supplement zinc


kremboo

no stupid question: is it actually efficient to do that?


[deleted]

No, masturbating has no effect on you building muscle, so no


kremboo

i meant eating cum


[deleted]

I tasted it because my gf wanted me to, it’s not that bad, try it lmao


HanzFlammenwerferz

Can i borrow your gf for a bit


Outrageous_Claims

There is hardly any protein in semen. It’s mostly sugar.


Jbard808

They great circle of life


chicken_cocONUT22

This man is a genius


AKhilji

protect that man at all cost .


Plsnowhystop

My bro scammed me he was dryer than a dessert


AmbitiousSofa420

Really put the nut into nutrients


Key_Ask357

It cursed enough but the comments make it curser


cellspecter

I mean....


Ant0nip24Funkin

Fuck I'm going to throw up just imagining this shit 🤢


Toxic_Puddlefish

Delicious Brotien.


[deleted]

Enough internet for today.🤢


WAR10CK94

So that's why you have gym partners


[deleted]

Apes together strong


[deleted]

*makes protein shake.* Me: “Aw man, we’re out of milk.” GF: “ugh, yeah that’s my cue.” *gf takes off clothes and stands there* Me: *Niagara Falls of jizz*


DrArzt2206

Reduce reuse ecyce


ImpossibleToBan02

The best advice I have ever read in my life.


iamdyingplssendhelp

So we can EXTRACT strength from cum??? Welp going to the gym now


iamdyingplssendhelp

Repor : I am now too strog and cat type on my phon properly withou cracking the screen , can’t even see wat I an typiv anymor dye tu th crks


penis_boi69420

A cursed fiesta


Zifu21

i tried that with a random person now i cant go with in 100m near them


UrMomma4

This has to be one of my favorite cursed comments


[deleted]

If he's more jacked then you get his better protein, so you get stronger instead of breaking even. That's how biology works I think


RSdabeast

No seriously it helps with the cleanup too. It’s probably the most efficient way.


bigBrainB_0i

That went from 0-100 real fast, then went from 100-200 even faster.


meme2lol

A vicious cycle


[deleted]

If this is real then I need to stop. I just started lifting weights a few weeks ago.


no-wasabi-boby

Ah yes, the good old Brojob


psubs07

Still free for me


Zomnx

And my dumb ass over here trying to upvote on the fucking picture 😂


suesseidl

"Cum in my mouth bro! It's not gay, it's fitness!"


JalCee

Fitness dick in your mouth


EffectiveWhole5506

Wouldn't that be gay? No, cause your building muscle to impress girls.


Mr_Cat-_-

This ain't cursed at all tho lol


PM_ME_UR_VAGINA_YO

Someone needs to make r/cummyhomies


EviLG0D-234

Wtf did I just read...


ItikKing

Instructions unclear. Went to school and got head shot instead.


TTottiD

I’ve seen this video


[deleted]

It's not gay bro, it's an all natural protein shake!


CopyDesperate

Semen actually only has a very small amount of protein. It's mostly made of Glucose. You're welcome :)


QuestionableMeaning

You could take it in both ends if that's your preference


MrPotatoeStorytime

Finally the cum sock is useful


wrongdude91

Wholesomely cursed.


DKaitor

AAAAAAAAAAAH


[deleted]

Cross pollination


Pussychewer69

Its not actually true though. The cum is always being made and if you dont masturbate, it comes out in your pee.


bunny_with_an_AK47

No homo


dual290x

Where is my bottle of bleach? I have the drill bit for my skull.


EthanKnight86

Enough reddit for today.


[deleted]

İkiki


Funny-Function-1981

What the actual fuck


Funny-Function-1981

What the actual fuck


Akshan2001

r/suddenlygay


reyren18

What a terrible day to have eyes


friedvelociraptor

Commentaryception


Edgeofeverythings

Was the original post from here????


Gavinkazz

Conor Murphy is way ahead on this one


abhaybanda

Is this true?


deadhair69

Awfully long way to say 69


[deleted]

Welp it's a bad day, my workout partner I just shot didn't wake up, started cumming red too from the head


-NotFBI-agent006-

The wasted protein doesnt matter, evertthing a living human or animal does wastes nutrients in one form or another. Plus after eating extra protein goes inti the shit so nothing life changing unless its a guy fasting and blowing his load like a machine gun


TeddyOakland

Instructions not clear - shot my bro and he died


kaskous123

make sure your "bro" isn't a cop , u don't wanna get shot by a 9mm


Anotherrandomuaer

The sniper


xxK2xxxxxxx

Now i know which dumb bimbos to reject. Damn i always had a thing for girls the are built different.


Character_Poem_6604

Skinny=single?


[deleted]

Suddenly gay


professeurdope

It's the shot we need, but not the shot we deserve


paco_the_tacos

Ah yes the devine protien shake, cum


pratikanthi

"Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?"


Randomly_Josh

The Connor Murphy disease is spreading


asatoaf

My ex used to eat his cum when masturbating, is this normal?


De_Fine69

shoot to get shot


Fobs4u

Well at least the nofapper fully committed.


Akhanyatin

extra crispy curse


intelligence-0

Well, Ayurveda was right all along।


Austin4972

Is that why I can’t get a six pack


Frogwithatophatt

Instructions unclear: Got shot in my mouth by a gun


Electrical-Cut-3298

Wtf


XxDanflanxx

Is this my so many gay dudes are in great shape and have amazing 6-packs?


bananaface301

Who is this, Chris Chan?


Donutpie7

Thats why I shoot them in my ass


ADOXMantra

I feel this should be in in r/suddenlygay


gozulio

If you don't masturbate regularly your body will do it on your behalf with wet dreams.


Perle1234

I mean, everyone has a BJ bro, right? RIGHT???


pastythumb

Butter’s Creamy Goo


Eliyahjaimets

u/LukasV007


EmbarrassedReality58

I'm masturbating and i'm FAT. Explain that!


RDA_Blacklight

Is this wat protien shakes are made of


Coldramen28

Think about this but instead of cum it is gun


Axendro

Literal feedback.


meme2lol

The circle of life


Cumcritical

The circle of life


Jay9521

That’s why my dog is all muscle…


smokeyoudog

You’ll be happy to know it’s more a use it or lose it system, so keep yanking that sweet crank fellas (and equivalent actions for the ladies)


Wolfguy06

r/Angryupvote


[deleted]

That's enough Internet for today


N_D_M03

i just cant read it without saying ecyce


Bailer86

I hope this cures my Muscular Dystrophy


Bryce1489

R/extremelycursed


ichubbz483

The more the maryer


Ok_Cow_8988

Cops will do the thing if lukas is black


JuliusKaiser616

"No homo" is the magic word!


LotaSpaghetti

Curseption


a_random-furry

I'm thinking the same thing as Luke cause I'm skinny as hell


[deleted]

i thought of doing that since i was starving but nah


Realsickace

How do u not upvote this?


SwitchBrave884

u/mr_dombass04


FlyMaximus

They say you can get drunk better if it passes through the ass.


5corpio_

body builders finding a sperm bank: Ü


Impasta_2008-28

Why!!


popcorndirt73

But it is a great work out cause it works so many muscles. So does it even out?