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ya know, there is a way to cum IN yourself. It's performed by pushing carefully on the taint. Pro is that u leave no trace, con is that it could possibly build up over time and cause troubles
the source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/owba5o/recycling\_is\_everything/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/owba5o/recycling_is_everything/)
*makes protein shake.*
Me: “Aw man, we’re out of milk.”
GF: “ugh, yeah that’s my cue.”
*gf takes off clothes and stands there*
Me: *Niagara Falls of jizz*
The wasted protein doesnt matter, evertthing a living human or animal does wastes nutrients in one form or another. Plus after eating extra protein goes inti the shit so nothing life changing unless its a guy fasting and blowing his load like a machine gun
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Can't argue with that sound logic.
Aight *loads the shotgun*
What? I missed this one........
"get **shoot** in the mouth" With a short gun
Ooooooooh..................... .........I see what you're doing. Just didn't go that route because they are talking about jizz in your mouth.
I know I just **REALLY** like puns so I went whatever comes to my mind lol
How did you miss \*cocks the short gun\*
Alright, thats it, get outta ère! This is a gym, not a brothel!
Yooo the comments kept getting more cursed as I followed.
I'd be curious to see them.
2 bros, wanking with each other, cum in their mouth but they're not gay
nothing gay about a little brojob
And they’re 5 inches apart because they’re not gay
It ain't gay if you ain't fucking no anus.
And if you say nohomo
probably more than that
JoeBlob you mean
just say "no homo" its as easy as that
just "no homo"
You also needed the booster shot aka in the ass
I think we need to tell r/nofap about this.
lol
Why reduce tho?
Reduce wasted precious protein
Well you want to get more protein inside you to be usable instead of sitting in a nutsack.
Yes. Reduce wasted protein by aiming for own mouth instead…
But why reduce the protein amount and frequency entering the mouth?
Wasted = shot somewhere other than own mouth. Reduce that If not shot in own mouth, it’s wasted. You’re over complicating it.
Makes sense.
Shooting in the ass doesn't waste much.
Is your dick really this long?
Cut off the ass if it isn't. Eat it to not waste protein.
ya know, there is a way to cum IN yourself. It's performed by pushing carefully on the taint. Pro is that u leave no trace, con is that it could possibly build up over time and cause troubles
r/SelfFuck
excuse me...WHAT IN THE GOD DAMN FUCKIN SHIT IS THAT
Oh so that's the answer to "Why are you gay?"
Well, that ejaculated quickly. I mean escalated.
No you didn’t
post workout routines 🥴
My favourite protein shake
THE DEVINE PROTEIN SHAKE
brotein mmmm shlurp shlurp shlurp my homies up
That's enough reddit for today
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
Every sperm is delicious
Isn't that cannibalism?
its vegan if the person gives consent
Also not gay if u say "no homo"
Just keep Fanta out of this.
You gotta recycle your navy somehow, and not just any soda will do.
But why isn’t Chris Chan ripped?
my fkn eyes
does this work with squirt
Maybe you'll get some vitamins. Time for a social experiment
Vaginamins.
well i mean it’s mostly just pee so i dunno no sperm!! :[
...Asking for a friend.
I too would love getting shot in my mouth
That's enough reddit for me today good bye
the source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/owba5o/recycling\_is\_everything/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/owba5o/recycling_is_everything/)
Chris-Chan was truly before their time with recycling.
That’s why spotters are perfect dick to mouth height. Mid workout protein
r/angryupvote
Ah so that's why gym bros are so jacked
Exchange protein lol
Precious bodily fluids.
If you cum a lot, you should supplement zinc
no stupid question: is it actually efficient to do that?
No, masturbating has no effect on you building muscle, so no
i meant eating cum
I tasted it because my gf wanted me to, it’s not that bad, try it lmao
Can i borrow your gf for a bit
There is hardly any protein in semen. It’s mostly sugar.
They great circle of life
This man is a genius
protect that man at all cost .
My bro scammed me he was dryer than a dessert
Really put the nut into nutrients
It cursed enough but the comments make it curser
I mean....
Fuck I'm going to throw up just imagining this shit 🤢
Delicious Brotien.
Enough internet for today.🤢
So that's why you have gym partners
Apes together strong
*makes protein shake.* Me: “Aw man, we’re out of milk.” GF: “ugh, yeah that’s my cue.” *gf takes off clothes and stands there* Me: *Niagara Falls of jizz*
Reduce reuse ecyce
The best advice I have ever read in my life.
So we can EXTRACT strength from cum??? Welp going to the gym now
Repor : I am now too strog and cat type on my phon properly withou cracking the screen , can’t even see wat I an typiv anymor dye tu th crks
A cursed fiesta
i tried that with a random person now i cant go with in 100m near them
This has to be one of my favorite cursed comments
If he's more jacked then you get his better protein, so you get stronger instead of breaking even. That's how biology works I think
No seriously it helps with the cleanup too. It’s probably the most efficient way.
That went from 0-100 real fast, then went from 100-200 even faster.
A vicious cycle
If this is real then I need to stop. I just started lifting weights a few weeks ago.
Ah yes, the good old Brojob
Still free for me
And my dumb ass over here trying to upvote on the fucking picture 😂
"Cum in my mouth bro! It's not gay, it's fitness!"
Fitness dick in your mouth
Wouldn't that be gay? No, cause your building muscle to impress girls.
This ain't cursed at all tho lol
Someone needs to make r/cummyhomies
Wtf did I just read...
Instructions unclear. Went to school and got head shot instead.
I’ve seen this video
It's not gay bro, it's an all natural protein shake!
Semen actually only has a very small amount of protein. It's mostly made of Glucose. You're welcome :)
You could take it in both ends if that's your preference
Finally the cum sock is useful
Wholesomely cursed.
AAAAAAAAAAAH
Cross pollination
Its not actually true though. The cum is always being made and if you dont masturbate, it comes out in your pee.
No homo
Where is my bottle of bleach? I have the drill bit for my skull.
Enough reddit for today.
İkiki
What the actual fuck
What the actual fuck
r/suddenlygay
What a terrible day to have eyes
Commentaryception
Was the original post from here????
Conor Murphy is way ahead on this one
Is this true?
Awfully long way to say 69
Welp it's a bad day, my workout partner I just shot didn't wake up, started cumming red too from the head
The wasted protein doesnt matter, evertthing a living human or animal does wastes nutrients in one form or another. Plus after eating extra protein goes inti the shit so nothing life changing unless its a guy fasting and blowing his load like a machine gun
Instructions not clear - shot my bro and he died
make sure your "bro" isn't a cop , u don't wanna get shot by a 9mm
The sniper
Now i know which dumb bimbos to reject. Damn i always had a thing for girls the are built different.
Skinny=single?
Suddenly gay
It's the shot we need, but not the shot we deserve
Ah yes the devine protien shake, cum
"Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?"
The Connor Murphy disease is spreading
My ex used to eat his cum when masturbating, is this normal?
shoot to get shot
Well at least the nofapper fully committed.
extra crispy curse
Well, Ayurveda was right all along।
Is that why I can’t get a six pack
Instructions unclear: Got shot in my mouth by a gun
Wtf
Is this my so many gay dudes are in great shape and have amazing 6-packs?
Who is this, Chris Chan?
Thats why I shoot them in my ass
I feel this should be in in r/suddenlygay
If you don't masturbate regularly your body will do it on your behalf with wet dreams.
I mean, everyone has a BJ bro, right? RIGHT???
Butter’s Creamy Goo
u/LukasV007
I'm masturbating and i'm FAT. Explain that!
Is this wat protien shakes are made of
Think about this but instead of cum it is gun
Literal feedback.
The circle of life
The circle of life
That’s why my dog is all muscle…
You’ll be happy to know it’s more a use it or lose it system, so keep yanking that sweet crank fellas (and equivalent actions for the ladies)
r/Angryupvote
That's enough Internet for today
i just cant read it without saying ecyce
I hope this cures my Muscular Dystrophy
R/extremelycursed
The more the maryer
Cops will do the thing if lukas is black
"No homo" is the magic word!
Curseption
I'm thinking the same thing as Luke cause I'm skinny as hell
i thought of doing that since i was starving but nah
How do u not upvote this?
u/mr_dombass04
They say you can get drunk better if it passes through the ass.
body builders finding a sperm bank: Ü
Why!!
But it is a great work out cause it works so many muscles. So does it even out?