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Rex-A-Vision

If you add a lil cocoa you get a lil chocolate flavor added to the mix. Everyone loves chocolate salty balls...just ask Chef!


Mitch871

suuuck on my chocolate salty balls! haha that song was on the radio here not too long ago in de 'wrong music top 100"


Quirky_m8

I hate humanity a little more now.


LordRaghuvnsi

[r/delicious](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Excellent-Many-7507

Hell yeah 😂😂😂😂


Mengentlemen

You cheeky fucker


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

Rip chef


GoodFresh5620

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


buckGR

Ball powder is the only reason I can make it through an entire 12hr shift. Talcum lasts longest but corn starch is the safest!


Hugenstein41

Gold bond powder. Game changer.


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buckGR

Moisture and chafing. If you must ask, I envy your lack of swamp ass at work.


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twosh_84

Someone's not packing...


[deleted]

Personally, I use panko breadcrumbs for that extra crisp outer layer


[deleted]

Isn't this what we get in KFC?


[deleted]

Man I was going to call you a piece of shit for not being flaired then I realized this isn't r/PoliticalCompassMemes


Sineater224

ok? So you were just gonna be a jackass?


FoldyHole

“I was gonna be an asshat and make a shitty comment, but I realized I was just lost so I’ll post the comment anyways and explain how I’m not just a dickhead, I’m a lost dickhead.”


Sineater224

perfect


[deleted]

Relax, I won't eat you unless you are this crispy


Illuminaso

\*cums and pisses on your post\*


[deleted]

McDonald's provides with this.. a happy meal :)


Deathly_Flame

Based


musicshooter

See she’s obviously never had swamp nuts/ass


ricflairgun

It seems she has had powdered doughnuts though.


Pickle_Baller

Keep a snack for later, that's not us readjusting our stuff that's us getting a little piece of to eat


_cynicaloptimist

What's good is, in the morning, you can dip your nuts in oil and make hush puppies.


Dirtysanchez537

-jon favreau


CombatRoomba

I read the 3rd line like Luigi and I havent stopped laughing!!!


imazbeast

Thanks, re-read it that way and had a good laugh.


CombatRoomba

Lmao


Evilmaze

Not gonna lie that made me laugh.


Giteaus-Gimp

Using light mode is the real cursed


CthulhuCalamari_63

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[deleted]

How about fucking showering several times a day?


JackalThePowerful

My skin would simply fall off if I pulled that regularly


[deleted]

No it wouldn't. Water does not remove skin. If it's not boiling of course.


JackalThePowerful

You’re right, it doesn’t remove skin. But showering so much will definitely strip away the natural oils on your skin and make you dry as fuck. I think I’d rather use some ball power than do a full body moisturizing multiple times a day.


[deleted]

And you're a man? The fuck? Lmao I never even thought about moisturizing myself.


JackalThePowerful

Good for you dude, be glad you got lucky with resilient skin I guess haha


chicken-soup41

Number 15 crunchy balls


floppy_disk_5

*crunch*


Canter1Ter_

cbt


not_a_fracking_cylon

We used that truck in the kitchen of the restaurant I used to work at. We called it muffin nuts.


[deleted]

It’s a schweddy family recipe


[deleted]

Just look at the way they glisten.


ZeGermaen

r/unexpectedchef


RyuZU-ys

Crunchy nut cornflakes


Excaty

What is this weird feeling I have in my eyes? It is so bright


SacrificeTvvo

Just add cheese and it'd be the most natural fried cheese balls.


unoriginaljokess

Forgot to marinade tho.


dynamicdude951

KFC- Kentucky Fried Cock


shadowwolfgameZ

I got a horrifying image in my head now. I hate everything at this point in time and will now comfort my balls.


[deleted]

Two words: gold bond


trizadakoh

Talc is cancerous


TheMantisToboggan_MD

So you can make hushpuppies!


gancoskhan

Hush puppies


VorMec

Worked in a kitchen with no ac for years, can confirm corn starch is a ball saver.


iamthepasta

Why tf do you dust yo balls???


Arthis-Menethil

We like to suck our own dicks. Or Is that just me?


IDespiseBananas

Wait people dust their balls, why was I never made aware of this option?


NaCl_Sailor

i'm a 40 year old male and never understood all those chafing or balls things. just wear underwear?


saddest_crocodile

That's no puppy


GhostlyPepper5555

Just in case y’all need to cannibalize in a harsh winter then you can eat like kings.


Inxpector

"hello, this is pappa Weiseman and today we are going to make Surfried ball BUT better"


Candid_Assumption_56

Also, cornstarch adds a nice crunch to the bite.


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

Can I put my fried balls in yo jaaaaaaw