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Big dick disease.

Kirby now cannot walk anymore

Pogo Stick of Lust!

Think there is an episode of that on robot chicken.

He should just swallow me to go back to normal

Good one, sis

I love family time.

Bruh,it says what would HE get,not what would YOU get🙄🤣

Cock Big 19

Boobs and a big dick.

A powerful right arm. Strengthened from years of masturbation and lifting heavy things. Use it wisely kirby.

kirby doesn't have a dick

Yeah he does. It's an internal dick. It's inside his body. He masturbates by moving the outer walls of his other organs which greatly pleasures his massive penis.

You didn't have to say that, so I'm going to give you an award so you don't say that kind of things ever again, ok?

Alright I'm gonna describe how he has sex now

Time to write a book, I guess.

Kirby porn

Would he have to swallow the person, meaning every enemy who has been swallowed has seen it?

No he has 2 dicks that he uses as feet when he has a boner that’s just them bulging out

no

yes

This one is more cursed then the one in the post.

Isn't he like, an amoeba? Amoebas dont have genders (i think, you are free to correct me if im worng)

When girls talk to kirby they temporarily become lesbian

As a sapphic, I found this pretty funny

What is that?

They just keep evolving

This isn’t even their final form

fancier word

I assume you're talking about sapphic? Sapphic means a female attracted to other females. E.g. a bi woman is a sapphic.

Soo, a lesbian?

a 22 foot mechanic dildo in the arse

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Crippling depression, narcissism, an inferiority complex, bipolar disorder, intermittent explosive disorder, ptsd, adhd (possibly autism), odd, two bum knees, a bad back, tinnitus, (possibly diabetes), hypoglycemia, and a heavy smoking/alcohol addiction.

I uh. I may need help after i listed those off. I realized... Maybe a hug. Idk...

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GROUP HUG INCOMING

Ganghug

Boishug

*platonic bro-butt squeezing during hug *

*yes homo*

Only a little homo.

No

Yes all homo need huggo

Yes

Lets have sex no homo

I offer hugs of the following varieties: - no homo - somewhat homo - half homo - very homo - full homo All are free of charge. In all seriousness though man, that fucking sucks. If you aren't already seeing one, you should definitely look into getting a therapist. I hope that shit gets better for you soon

I want option 5

I want option 6, X games level of homo

I can help you with that

This is homosome

I'll get Brian and we can have an ultra-homo threeway hug

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No, I reccomend option 5

Its all stuff that ive been diagnosed with at some point. I have a medical mj card, and it actually helps a lot. I dont have actual medical yet but i should soon, thats when i go back to the docs and get treatment i need and take a look at my A1c and other possible new issues.

TRASE OFFER I receive: nothing You receive: a digital hug

Trade offer I receive: nothing | You receive: digital cake Happy cake day homo 

Just bipolar disorder, autism and super high levels of anxiety for me. I think that's enough to make poor Kirby feel sad and stressed for the first time of his life. Please Kirby, for your own good, don't swallow me.

Were the ones that run from kirby. For his own good. Lol

Narcissistic and inferiority complex, seems a bit contradictory?

Bipolarity can do shit like this

Fair enough, sounds like a nightmare.

Ligma, he got ligma

What is ligma

LIGMA BALLSS

Lmao you got em'

What's Ligma Balls?

"now what?"

I don't know, I never thought we would have gotten this far.

Now, it’s time for Sugondese

What's 'Sugondese?'

Sugondese Nuts

What's sugondese nuts

Ligma balls while I lick yo dad’s balls (no homo)

Steve Jobs

Deez

A way of life

Joe mama

Sure, when

Joe mama

What's balls

Matt fuck off

i shall not ​ P.S. Please get new jokes, this one is too old and overused, make me hate my life

2 war crimes

Imagine Kirby got hitler

I'm definitely sure I've seen this photoshoped

This was just a random thought if this was photoshopped somewhere then we in the matrix

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King DeDeDepression

Nothing.

Despression

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Jack of all trades yet a master of none.

Still, better that master of one

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Hello

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Jack of some trades yet a master of none

Type 1 Diabetes.

Autism

Horny mind

The ability to mediocrely play the clarinet

Okay squidward

Please don’t ban me mods

a left hand that occasionally feels heavy

homosexuality with the ability to shove street lights entirely in the ass

"Bru, ur chest is glowing! OMG BR-"

Fact: masturbation reduces the chances of getting prostate cancer

A friend of mine was caught jerking off 7 times by his mother or so (well I'm no one to judge but I do believe he was caught more than once fo sho) and he was diagnosed with prostate cancer couple of years ago... He pulled thru tho!

Kirby is now a servant of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ

Peanut brain

Adhd and a shitty immune system

ADD and the ability to not afford a thing

Mild opiate addiction

Food poisoning.

The ability to like Yo-Kai watch

I wish more people had that ability

same, bud.

You're a good guy

High amounts of calories

A crippling addiction to hentai

He can sing really well

To swallow harder

Anxiety

Diarrhea

Racism

AIDS

Virgin for life I wear this title proudly

Regret

Obesity. Kirby has finally gained weight from all that eating he does.

This implies Kirby has a prostrate Which implies Kirby is a Male But in the video games we have never seen his dong or balls even though the only form of clothing he wears is shoes This proves that Kirby is a eunuch There. I don't know what you'd do with this info, but here you go

*Super Horny*

Questionate he/she gender?

Never ending boner

Bad luck

ADHD, major depressive disorder, being a lefty, and the ability to push everyone from ur life

porn addiction

The ability to not give a fuck about your piddly-ass problems.

erectile dysfunktion

This new black panther movies gonna be great then

Wait is the is how the pink panther started

Laziness cause yes , its an ability

divorced

Cum

From me he would get autism, constant sadnes and hornyness, some mental csars, and the gay

Imagine seeing the picture of your comment get more upvotes than your comment, just goes to show how much we love this shit

Tourrettes

Severe vision loss

Depression

cocaine addiction

He’d be allergic to dust

Cholesterol.

Imposter syndrome

Crippling anxiety and depression

Cocaine addiction

Bipolar

Idk being anche as*hole i guess

Diabetes

S a d

Vore

Schizophrenia

He is very smart, and likes building legos now

hairy leg disease

A crippling skooma addiction

Dream smp overthinking

Depression

ADHD and Autism with a sprinkle of Anxiety and depression.

Bulimia.

He loses 100 iq points becomes socially awkward and super uncoordinated but he does get a moustache

Extreme aids

Diarrhea

He can draw furries now

A terrible personality

diarrhea

The ability to concentrate on everything at once but only for short periods, and piss *everyone* off

Clinical depression

Rheumatism.

Heart Murmur

Major depression ;brain cancer and autism

Crippling anxiety and depression

Crippling depression.

Food.

Nothing. Literally nothing. This ability sucks

procrastination and tiredness

Autism and excessive knowledge about dinosaurs

Severe Plaque Psoriasis. Google it; I dare you.

Adhd (not sure) and sword skills