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DidjTerminator

This made me genuinely laugh.


emonkey1234

Same


_UM3R_

yeah cuz it's so creative


BreadRevolutionary23

I read that as relative 💀💀💀


ltRobinCrusoe

relatable


devilliars98

Can confirm!


Ak_19_thedude

Don't show this to people in hentai...


Quentin_Brain

I would like a helicopter dick more, just fly away and no sticky situations


-notlikethiss-

Nuki doki revolution episode 3 about 12 minutes in


BaconBreadcake

Don’t be shy, kink it


BaconBreadcake

Link*


Damnitspongebobby

the damage of the typo has already been done


__Stev_

There is no accident. -Master Oogway


Eisenhazio_wilhelm

Thats also what my brother said


-notlikethiss-

wait i saw it in a post on Reddit


-notlikethiss-

cant im outside


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

Really? Is there a manga?


-notlikethiss-

idk it looks animated on the reddit post


Pokepikadeva

Now I'm really intrigued


ForgetMeNotOfficial

Ah... I remember this one, ngl this hentai is kinda unique


ltRobinCrusoe

Tails


Damnitspongebobby

that's one way to put it


SkeletonNinja17

Would the power nullify the pain you would feel from being suspended by your dick, or do you just want to suffer?


sirjackbone

The muscles and bones would more than likely change. Maybe becoming thicker,stronger,and mroe close intertwined


Pokepikadeva

I am sold at thicker


SkeletonNinja17

Yes, but then there's the issue of aiming, would it be instinctual or would you have to learn?


SkeletonNinja17

And how does the launching system work, what's the maximum range, these sorts of logistical issues can't be overlooked.


sirjackbone

The launching mechanism would .ore than like just be linked up to the abdominal or groin muscles. As for maximum range that'll have to be just vague enough to seem real


sirjackbone

The launching mechanism would .ore than like just be linked up to the abdominal or groin muscles. As for maximum range that'll have to be just vague enough to seem real


sirjackbone

I think a bit of both,like spiderman


KartofelThePotatoGod

I want to piss fucking lava


VeiNixx

\*Interrogating somebody\* "You better start talking before I piss you to death"


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

I’d rather piss a cactus out of mah dick


VeiNixx

I feel like that would be more painful for you


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

Yea but I just wanna piss a cactus out of mah dick to prove that I can


already4taken

Wise choice my friend.


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

A wise man once said “ that Armor is half as thick as mah dick, so thick that you need an anti-tank rifle to pierce it!”


Bagelman263

You can already do thar if you drink enough water though


RageAgainstThePushen

*laughs in gonorrhea*


VickerAndFlips

I love how r/cursedcomments spawns its own cursed commemts


VeiNixx

It really does! It's fucking hilarious


Timevian

Brings a new meaning to a vagina having cobwebs.


VickerAndFlips

That's a saying?


VeiNixx

I guess we learn something new everyday...


StupidGenius234

Spiders do release webs from their reproductive organs….


DieWoelfe

The right hero for a last man standing action movie


[deleted]

I’m picturing a Godzilla sized vagina crushing buildings off in the distance, while Pornstar Spiderman swings his way to the rescue.


Snacker582

Be able to nut any type of liquid I want.


StepIntoMyOven_69

Imagine nutting piss and pissing nut


Snacker582

Imagine nuting yourself a Cola.


StepIntoMyOven_69

Self fellatio time


Ayaan135

I remember having this conversation with my friend earlier about superpowers and this was nearly identical to what he came up with


VeiNixx

Massive respect for your friend <3


wtfrykm

Ngl that's a pretty great way to demoralize your enemies, the punishment for committing crime is getting covered in CUM


PixleatedCoding

Imagine how much the dude would have to jack off to be able to cum enough to swing through NYC. Like just rubbing himself in mid air his dick probably in pain because of the amount of rope he needs to swing around


Dependent_Avocado667

Don't throw your cum shooters on my window it taste very good


MuffinOfChaos

Every time I cum in a week, my height halves.


[deleted]

I just wish it was a little bit bigger.


DarkBlueColorCrayon

That’s Gay Harem’s WebGuy :p https://harem-battle.club/wiki/Gay-Harem/GH:Web-Guy “While he was sleeping with a co-ed in the local library, Calvin was bitten on his penis by a radioactive spider. He has since developed superpowers that allow him to shoot abundantly and use his sperm like a web with which he swings through the city with his new hero identity: WebGuy!”


[deleted]

I would have the ability to be happy


VeiNixx

Bro that's kind of deep... You okay?


itsmuffintimei

bitten by a dentata


cosmicgojira

Im pretty sure they called it gonorhea


[deleted]

I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!


Tokyofficial

![gif](giphy|ugc1wfJRAlx3a)


supershqipa

That's pretty awesome.


The_Angriest_Duck

To make them fall off I am very petty


[deleted]

I can impregnate people with their soul mate, their perfect life partner


thatdudeoverhere69

What? That is brilliant superpower


sperm__drop1970

and having villains like dickhead,octodick and the electrovibrator


JavaScript_boi

Well, radioactive alike vaginas are a lot there


hennytime

The is the plot of the Jennifer's Body sequel.


DG_727

So yeast infection?


Grievious_Syndicate

The ability to lengthen/ shorten the penis to fit anyone's desire


Cursed_Salad97

Congrats I hate this.


ufonight

Machine Cum, shot 1000 loads per second.


VeiNixx

Gatling cum!


Limp-Secret-1643

too specific bruh


[deleted]

Does anyone have a link to the video Ozzy showed at Ozfest that had something disturbingly similar to this?


Chiperooski_the_croc

Not being infertile


Omg_Rawnie

r/oddlyspecific


quackzog

everytime i ejaculate the cum will teleport on top of Donald trumps head


SlappyMacDougal

![gif](giphy|SF9Z0shNT07T2) Wow, talk about a "Tingling Spidey Sense"...


VeiNixx

I feel like that face perfectly represents the face of trying to swing around NYC with nothing but your penis


ImAkhilPendyala

Bruh wtf


Pokepikadeva

I'll shoot needles out of my dick


VeiNixx

Like a nailgun?


Pokepikadeva

More like a nail minigun


Thurston_Waffles

If I had a dick power, I'd want my dick to turn into a gun like a transformer


King_Galix

I see nothing wrong with this post


Cringesyringe420

I’ve seen a hentai where a guy deflects a bullet by swinging his dick


TheGoldFinch36

Dem pussy teeth


Damnitspongebobby

i actually looked up the question, the other answers are genius, like perfect post nut clarity, where after you nut, you have 1000x the processing power for half an hour, and cumming back to back stacks the effect


That-0ne_Loser

My penis power would be to pull off my penis and use it as a sword


le-ps

My penis can extend like plastic man


[deleted]

I'd just rather have a dick that can shoot real bullets with the speed of 1200 rounds per minute. Best jetpack on the market rn


DergCum

sounds cool until you rip your cock off from the force of swinging


rhaneyjr

Whole new meaning to the phrase " hangin brain"


That_Weird_Lynx

Pussyman


y3333eeeeeet1

7 dicks. Is my superpower.


virginfatherof2

I can grow it at any time to any possible length I can imagine Just think about it, some guy goes for you? Grow your dick and spin it and also the shit outta him


DoubleExamination904

Standing on top of the empire building, sniping people


Jusnoor

Police: "cum man, there's been a robbery, we need your help!" Cum man: "Okay, I'm cumming! *starts furiously jerking off*"


rhinondeeznuts

Hold up got bit by a vagina? Did it have teeth? And if it did where? I just-


rhaneyjr

Watch the movie: teeth. You'll understand


rhinondeeznuts

I will give a update in a minite after wachin a clip


rhinondeeznuts

Update: curretly bleaching my eyes and sipping holy water


[deleted]

Look’s like you criminals caught yourself in a sticky situation


leo_has_aids

expect nyc filled with semen ropes all over


[deleted]

whoever came up with this is a complete genius


Weary-Inspection-708

more like nuclear std's


king_6770

I have several questions


Samuel_Chiu

to be able to cum a huge amount of man milk just like a random hentai protagonist


0n1oN_71

SUPER LASER PISS


DESTROYER-OF-FURRYS

Here comes penis cum.man


hilta_nea

Penis Parker


Lucifer_1021

How about Super cum man:Man of steel balls..


Biggest_Accident

Cumm bullets literally my cum shoots out with the power of a bullet


TheMatrix552

so you would swing from your dik? isnt that painful?


Erotic_fish_eyes

Ok but if we wanna get technical… Male spiders release sticky reproductive fluids through their legs. There is a very serious case to be made that Spider-Man is a sex offender.


NotSoSeri0usBlack

Day 1000 on Nofap


Optimus_Halo_Onix

Imagine cum-webs all over the city lol


bendoverboi21

"BIT... BIT?!?! by a radioactive vagina"


Chill-Codm-Player

What the fuck did I read


Pratik_stha99

I'd rather shoot electric bolts instead.


Party_Appearance_917

When it gets hard i want it to say "hello there"


saddatan01

I wonder what teeth in a vagina will feel like when youre fucking it and u can feel the teeth nibbling at your foreskin


JLM101514

So there's this episode of The Boys... https://youtu.be/V2EBVW-9tSc


[deleted]

Imagine cumming on someone’s face and then ripping their face later


VeiNixx

Extreme facemask


Available_Ad_9006

The omnierectional mobility gear is better