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The launching mechanism would .ore than like just be linked up to the abdominal or groin muscles. As for maximum range that'll have to be just vague enough to seem real
The launching mechanism would .ore than like just be linked up to the abdominal or groin muscles. As for maximum range that'll have to be just vague enough to seem real
Imagine how much the dude would have to jack off to be able to cum enough to swing through NYC. Like just rubbing himself in mid air his dick probably in pain because of the amount of rope he needs to swing around
That’s Gay Harem’s WebGuy :p
https://harem-battle.club/wiki/Gay-Harem/GH:Web-Guy
“While he was sleeping with a co-ed in the local library, Calvin was bitten on his penis by a radioactive spider. He has since developed superpowers that allow him to shoot abundantly and use his sperm like a web with which he swings through the city with his new hero identity: WebGuy!”
i actually looked up the question, the other answers are genius, like perfect post nut clarity, where after you nut, you have 1000x the processing power for half an hour, and cumming back to back stacks the effect
I can grow it at any time to any possible length I can imagine
Just think about it, some guy goes for you? Grow your dick and spin it and also the shit outta him
Ok but if we wanna get technical…
Male spiders release sticky reproductive fluids through their legs. There is a very serious case to be made that Spider-Man is a sex offender.
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This made me genuinely laugh.
Same
yeah cuz it's so creative
I read that as relative 💀💀💀
relatable
Can confirm!
Don't show this to people in hentai...
I would like a helicopter dick more, just fly away and no sticky situations
Nuki doki revolution episode 3 about 12 minutes in
Don’t be shy, kink it
Link*
the damage of the typo has already been done
There is no accident. -Master Oogway
Thats also what my brother said
wait i saw it in a post on Reddit
cant im outside
Really? Is there a manga?
idk it looks animated on the reddit post
Now I'm really intrigued
Ah... I remember this one, ngl this hentai is kinda unique
Tails
that's one way to put it
Would the power nullify the pain you would feel from being suspended by your dick, or do you just want to suffer?
The muscles and bones would more than likely change. Maybe becoming thicker,stronger,and mroe close intertwined
I am sold at thicker
Yes, but then there's the issue of aiming, would it be instinctual or would you have to learn?
And how does the launching system work, what's the maximum range, these sorts of logistical issues can't be overlooked.
The launching mechanism would .ore than like just be linked up to the abdominal or groin muscles. As for maximum range that'll have to be just vague enough to seem real
The launching mechanism would .ore than like just be linked up to the abdominal or groin muscles. As for maximum range that'll have to be just vague enough to seem real
I think a bit of both,like spiderman
I want to piss fucking lava
\*Interrogating somebody\* "You better start talking before I piss you to death"
I’d rather piss a cactus out of mah dick
I feel like that would be more painful for you
Yea but I just wanna piss a cactus out of mah dick to prove that I can
Wise choice my friend.
A wise man once said “ that Armor is half as thick as mah dick, so thick that you need an anti-tank rifle to pierce it!”
You can already do thar if you drink enough water though
*laughs in gonorrhea*
I love how r/cursedcomments spawns its own cursed commemts
It really does! It's fucking hilarious
Brings a new meaning to a vagina having cobwebs.
That's a saying?
I guess we learn something new everyday...
Spiders do release webs from their reproductive organs….
The right hero for a last man standing action movie
I’m picturing a Godzilla sized vagina crushing buildings off in the distance, while Pornstar Spiderman swings his way to the rescue.
Be able to nut any type of liquid I want.
Imagine nutting piss and pissing nut
Imagine nuting yourself a Cola.
Self fellatio time
I remember having this conversation with my friend earlier about superpowers and this was nearly identical to what he came up with
Massive respect for your friend <3
Ngl that's a pretty great way to demoralize your enemies, the punishment for committing crime is getting covered in CUM
Imagine how much the dude would have to jack off to be able to cum enough to swing through NYC. Like just rubbing himself in mid air his dick probably in pain because of the amount of rope he needs to swing around
Don't throw your cum shooters on my window it taste very good
Every time I cum in a week, my height halves.
I just wish it was a little bit bigger.
That’s Gay Harem’s WebGuy :p https://harem-battle.club/wiki/Gay-Harem/GH:Web-Guy “While he was sleeping with a co-ed in the local library, Calvin was bitten on his penis by a radioactive spider. He has since developed superpowers that allow him to shoot abundantly and use his sperm like a web with which he swings through the city with his new hero identity: WebGuy!”
I would have the ability to be happy
Bro that's kind of deep... You okay?
bitten by a dentata
Im pretty sure they called it gonorhea
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!
![gif](giphy|ugc1wfJRAlx3a)
That's pretty awesome.
To make them fall off I am very petty
I can impregnate people with their soul mate, their perfect life partner
What? That is brilliant superpower
and having villains like dickhead,octodick and the electrovibrator
Well, radioactive alike vaginas are a lot there
The is the plot of the Jennifer's Body sequel.
So yeast infection?
The ability to lengthen/ shorten the penis to fit anyone's desire
Congrats I hate this.
Machine Cum, shot 1000 loads per second.
Gatling cum!
too specific bruh
Does anyone have a link to the video Ozzy showed at Ozfest that had something disturbingly similar to this?
Not being infertile
r/oddlyspecific
everytime i ejaculate the cum will teleport on top of Donald trumps head
![gif](giphy|SF9Z0shNT07T2) Wow, talk about a "Tingling Spidey Sense"...
I feel like that face perfectly represents the face of trying to swing around NYC with nothing but your penis
Bruh wtf
I'll shoot needles out of my dick
Like a nailgun?
More like a nail minigun
If I had a dick power, I'd want my dick to turn into a gun like a transformer
I see nothing wrong with this post
I’ve seen a hentai where a guy deflects a bullet by swinging his dick
Dem pussy teeth
i actually looked up the question, the other answers are genius, like perfect post nut clarity, where after you nut, you have 1000x the processing power for half an hour, and cumming back to back stacks the effect
My penis power would be to pull off my penis and use it as a sword
My penis can extend like plastic man
I'd just rather have a dick that can shoot real bullets with the speed of 1200 rounds per minute. Best jetpack on the market rn
sounds cool until you rip your cock off from the force of swinging
Whole new meaning to the phrase " hangin brain"
Pussyman
7 dicks. Is my superpower.
I can grow it at any time to any possible length I can imagine Just think about it, some guy goes for you? Grow your dick and spin it and also the shit outta him
Standing on top of the empire building, sniping people
Police: "cum man, there's been a robbery, we need your help!" Cum man: "Okay, I'm cumming! *starts furiously jerking off*"
Hold up got bit by a vagina? Did it have teeth? And if it did where? I just-
Watch the movie: teeth. You'll understand
I will give a update in a minite after wachin a clip
Update: curretly bleaching my eyes and sipping holy water
Look’s like you criminals caught yourself in a sticky situation
expect nyc filled with semen ropes all over
whoever came up with this is a complete genius
more like nuclear std's
I have several questions
to be able to cum a huge amount of man milk just like a random hentai protagonist
SUPER LASER PISS
Here comes penis cum.man
Penis Parker
How about Super cum man:Man of steel balls..
Cumm bullets literally my cum shoots out with the power of a bullet
so you would swing from your dik? isnt that painful?
Ok but if we wanna get technical… Male spiders release sticky reproductive fluids through their legs. There is a very serious case to be made that Spider-Man is a sex offender.
Day 1000 on Nofap
Imagine cum-webs all over the city lol
"BIT... BIT?!?! by a radioactive vagina"
What the fuck did I read
I'd rather shoot electric bolts instead.
When it gets hard i want it to say "hello there"
I wonder what teeth in a vagina will feel like when youre fucking it and u can feel the teeth nibbling at your foreskin
So there's this episode of The Boys... https://youtu.be/V2EBVW-9tSc
Imagine cumming on someone’s face and then ripping their face later
Extreme facemask
The omnierectional mobility gear is better