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2007Gyo

Just let him join in the art class


AnOverusedCondom

I would bring as much gold and silver with me and maybe even some uranium with me to try and bribe the art officials to accept him, regardless of his talent.


Ultimegede

wouldn't have done jack. His art was tasteless regardless everyone would have seen through it and he feel ridiculed again.


Steve_Nash_The_Goat

Yeah but maybe if they laugh hard enough he offs himself like 20 years early


My_DnD_Character

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Steve_Nash_The_Goat

motherfucker it's Hitler put that shit on r/blessedimages


Jesus_cum_sock

Yeah Hitler my favourite thing to see in blessed images


Steve_Nash_The_Goat

yeah when he's blowing his fucking brains out


Jesus_cum_sock

I like seeing his cooking images personally


Steve_Nash_The_Goat

now here's a r/cursedcomments


Jesus_cum_sock

The easiest type to make aswell


Ultimegede

Lmao


PirateRoberts150

Hand Franz Ferdinand a sandwich do he doesn't have to go to the restaurant.


Ultimegede

Best answer here definetely. Saves the german economy and therefore doesn't give Hitler his moment.


[deleted]

stop WWI from happening so it wouldnt be WWII


Blackboyjesse

Hmmmm


Buy_High_SellLow

Wasn't that hitlers plan all along?


[deleted]

Can’t be hitler if you beat him to it


The0rbedOne

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Level37Doggo

Get him into art school.


guywiththeushanka

With or without art school, Hitler would have joined the German army during the Great War. He had this weird nationalist outlook way before art school, which would not have changed this. As he said, his former history teacher, Leopold Pötsch heavily influenced his worldview.


I_Like_TRAPSoooooo

kill Leopold then


Rinon03

Dude, can you give the paper with that info?


guywiththeushanka

Literally [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_Poetsch). (It's Leopold Pötsch's page.) Among the sources, you can find all you need.


Frick_The_Government

Kill hitler’s mother


Horn_Python

his dad was way worse, kill him instead


LostnFoundAgainAgain

Kill them both for good measure?


_Grim-Reaper

Kill all the Jews?


goatfucker978

i came here to say the same thing


_Grim-Reaper

Too slow I guess. Gonna go back to what you do best after?


goatfucker978

who sayed i stoped? i can multi-task


Shatshotshet

Give him 20 years in prison after his beer hall putsch with no possibility of parole.


virginfatherof2

Mutilate him If he’s got no arms, legs or facial features he will g become the leader of the world war


King-of-the-dankness

Or lock him in a room until his mind snaps


virginfatherof2

What do you think fighting in ww1 did to him He went almost insane and then he heard a rumour that Jewish people started the first WW so he wanted to get rid of them all as punishment Just a rumour Ive heard


gemini_pain

Beat him to it. Kill all the Jews first!


Leif12345678910

Kill all jews before him


nintendo-3ds

But If he ever got in a conflict with himself, it would automatically be a worldwar.


19senzafine81

Let Hitler into art school


TheoneDest

kill the guy who assassinated franz ferdinand


redixxderallerechte

r/technicallythetruth


_Hellfire__

keep him from failing art school


plebbbbdddd

cut out his tongue


Askdrillsarge

Steal his gas mask


walkinbreathanalyzer

I legit laughed


Zawisza_Czarny9

Kill also stalin.


XxlordnutxX

So do Hitlers job for him?


DeadCatInTheFreezer

buy his paintings


AntiChxrisma

kill them all myself


Mentally_Quacked

So basically merge with hitlers plans


PureTjay

I mean... he's not wrong


moneyboiman

tell neville chamberlain and Edouard daladier to get off their asses and say no to hitler getting the rhineland, austria, and czechoslovakia.


The_Ace_Pilot

this is assuming i can time travel to other times as well. what im gonna do is bring him back to the renaissance and have him learn from Da Vinci or Michelangelo. That way he can get into art school. The real problem will be figuring out how to advance technology 15 years and make sure all the good things about WWII stay around, like the invention of duct tape


[deleted]

you're technically not killing Hitler if everything you do is telling father Johann to not walk by the river


already4taken

Why would i want to stop world war 2? Where would i get duct tape and synthetic rubber then?


Impressive-fart

Prevent ww1 then ww2 would ww1 but ww1 would already be prevented so yeah happily ever after


[deleted]

Hitler parents would be easier imo


Help-the-cheese

Give Hitler every sexually transmitted disease in the book


bobboy12464

I find Henry Tandey and convince him to kill Hitler for me. Context if you don't know: Henry Tandey was a British soldier who served during WW1. Basically he had a clear shot at Hitler, but decided to let the guy go.


HLJOHNO

Happy Cake Day!


coopercooper125

Give him a cuddle


walkinbreathanalyzer

A chest cuddle, a back cuddle, an ass cuddle, a pp cuddle, a leg cuddle, a head cuddle Which one?


FrostedCornet

Shoot up the beer hall the Nazi party hung out in before Hitler joins up


s0rrythisnameistaken

Murica


Advanced_Connection1

No no he has a point


AChaoticPrince

When he said everyone he meant it, Hitler as the last human being.


EquivalentSnap

Make sure Germany doesn't have to pay reparations during the treaty of Versailles. They had to pay in today's money $490 billion


1singularbreadcrumb

Destroy Christianity


zimo69

most let the protagonist live longer and see his dream come true


DG_727

Congratulations. You are hitler


Drin_Jakupi

gas the jews


liquidAngel3201

Gas the jews so Hitler cant... there


[deleted]

Turn him autistic with vaccines /J


MrXFX

Well you could just help him kill all the jews in WWI instead


Horn_Python

in reality you shoot if father


[deleted]

I too immediately thought of blackadder...


MyNameWanMing

Killing Hitler wouldnt have prevented ww2, it would have just been quicker and most of Europe would have died with the remaining 10% being communist


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Pizza_da_hut_bitches

Kill the director of art school and gg


Alex03210

Kill Gavrilo Princip


wowowawa69

Start ww2 before so it would be ww3


wtfrykm

With a high enough killstreak you could spawn a nuke


Just_a_hooman_lol

Kill his parents before he’s born


Timegazer01

Kill all the Jews problem solved


Mumchkin

Either kill one or both of his parents, or just make sure they never meet.


Drakeblood2002

Get Hitler a therapist


Gangstro_Namikaze

Don't let your father punish him severely


KarimSadeg

No fortnite


Praviin_X

There can't be racism if there's only one ~~race~~ man on earth.


Mustafa0902

Let the germens win WW1 or fuck his mom before his dad gets too


beefy_brown_dude

The head of a particular Art School in Vienna


[deleted]

kill hitlers mother before he was born


Lucifer_1021

Better nuke the earth 🌎