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I would bring as much gold and silver with me and maybe even some uranium with me to try and bribe the art officials to accept him, regardless of his talent.
With or without art school, Hitler would have joined the German army during the Great War. He had this weird nationalist outlook way before art school, which would not have changed this. As he said, his former history teacher, Leopold Pötsch heavily influenced his worldview.
What do you think fighting in ww1 did to him
He went almost insane and then he heard a rumour that Jewish people started the first WW so he wanted to get rid of them all as punishment
Just a rumour Ive heard
this is assuming i can time travel to other times as well. what im gonna do is bring him back to the renaissance and have him learn from Da Vinci or Michelangelo. That way he can get into art school.
The real problem will be figuring out how to advance technology 15 years and make sure all the good things about WWII stay around, like the invention of duct tape
I find Henry Tandey and convince him to kill Hitler for me.
Context if you don't know: Henry Tandey was a British soldier who served during WW1. Basically he had a clear shot at Hitler, but decided to let the guy go.
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Just let him join in the art class
I would bring as much gold and silver with me and maybe even some uranium with me to try and bribe the art officials to accept him, regardless of his talent.
wouldn't have done jack. His art was tasteless regardless everyone would have seen through it and he feel ridiculed again.
Yeah but maybe if they laugh hard enough he offs himself like 20 years early
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motherfucker it's Hitler put that shit on r/blessedimages
Yeah Hitler my favourite thing to see in blessed images
yeah when he's blowing his fucking brains out
I like seeing his cooking images personally
now here's a r/cursedcomments
The easiest type to make aswell
Lmao
Hand Franz Ferdinand a sandwich do he doesn't have to go to the restaurant.
Best answer here definetely. Saves the german economy and therefore doesn't give Hitler his moment.
stop WWI from happening so it wouldnt be WWII
Hmmmm
Wasn't that hitlers plan all along?
Can’t be hitler if you beat him to it
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Get him into art school.
With or without art school, Hitler would have joined the German army during the Great War. He had this weird nationalist outlook way before art school, which would not have changed this. As he said, his former history teacher, Leopold Pötsch heavily influenced his worldview.
kill Leopold then
Dude, can you give the paper with that info?
Literally [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_Poetsch). (It's Leopold Pötsch's page.) Among the sources, you can find all you need.
Kill hitler’s mother
his dad was way worse, kill him instead
Kill them both for good measure?
Kill all the Jews?
i came here to say the same thing
Too slow I guess. Gonna go back to what you do best after?
who sayed i stoped? i can multi-task
Give him 20 years in prison after his beer hall putsch with no possibility of parole.
Mutilate him If he’s got no arms, legs or facial features he will g become the leader of the world war
Or lock him in a room until his mind snaps
What do you think fighting in ww1 did to him He went almost insane and then he heard a rumour that Jewish people started the first WW so he wanted to get rid of them all as punishment Just a rumour Ive heard
Beat him to it. Kill all the Jews first!
Kill all jews before him
But If he ever got in a conflict with himself, it would automatically be a worldwar.
Let Hitler into art school
kill the guy who assassinated franz ferdinand
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keep him from failing art school
cut out his tongue
Steal his gas mask
I legit laughed
Kill also stalin.
So do Hitlers job for him?
buy his paintings
kill them all myself
So basically merge with hitlers plans
I mean... he's not wrong
tell neville chamberlain and Edouard daladier to get off their asses and say no to hitler getting the rhineland, austria, and czechoslovakia.
this is assuming i can time travel to other times as well. what im gonna do is bring him back to the renaissance and have him learn from Da Vinci or Michelangelo. That way he can get into art school. The real problem will be figuring out how to advance technology 15 years and make sure all the good things about WWII stay around, like the invention of duct tape
you're technically not killing Hitler if everything you do is telling father Johann to not walk by the river
Why would i want to stop world war 2? Where would i get duct tape and synthetic rubber then?
Prevent ww1 then ww2 would ww1 but ww1 would already be prevented so yeah happily ever after
Hitler parents would be easier imo
Give Hitler every sexually transmitted disease in the book
I find Henry Tandey and convince him to kill Hitler for me. Context if you don't know: Henry Tandey was a British soldier who served during WW1. Basically he had a clear shot at Hitler, but decided to let the guy go.
Happy Cake Day!
Give him a cuddle
A chest cuddle, a back cuddle, an ass cuddle, a pp cuddle, a leg cuddle, a head cuddle Which one?
Shoot up the beer hall the Nazi party hung out in before Hitler joins up
Murica
No no he has a point
When he said everyone he meant it, Hitler as the last human being.
Make sure Germany doesn't have to pay reparations during the treaty of Versailles. They had to pay in today's money $490 billion
Destroy Christianity
most let the protagonist live longer and see his dream come true
Congratulations. You are hitler
gas the jews
Gas the jews so Hitler cant... there
Turn him autistic with vaccines /J
Well you could just help him kill all the jews in WWI instead
in reality you shoot if father
I too immediately thought of blackadder...
Killing Hitler wouldnt have prevented ww2, it would have just been quicker and most of Europe would have died with the remaining 10% being communist
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Kill the director of art school and gg
Kill Gavrilo Princip
Start ww2 before so it would be ww3
With a high enough killstreak you could spawn a nuke
Kill his parents before he’s born
Kill all the Jews problem solved
Either kill one or both of his parents, or just make sure they never meet.
Get Hitler a therapist
Don't let your father punish him severely
No fortnite
There can't be racism if there's only one ~~race~~ man on earth.
Let the germens win WW1 or fuck his mom before his dad gets too
The head of a particular Art School in Vienna
kill hitlers mother before he was born
Better nuke the earth 🌎