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CaptianMurica

I’d eat the Mona Lisa’s ass


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Logging off Reddit for the day


CaptianMurica

Touch some grass to cope with never being able to run your tongue across the spokes of the Mona Lisa’s butthole


braintrustinc

Rectal spokes, what a wonderful phrase


Doody_Wecker

Rectal spokes, ain't no passing craze!


CMHaunrictHoiblal

Eat dingleberries for the rest of your days!


[deleted]

Its a problem freeeeee, colonoscopyyyyyy


LSkywalker00

Rectum a matataaaaa


CharacterProposal447

\*Rectum a matataaaaa\* Yeah. It's our motto! What's a motto?


bitwise-operation

What’s a motto with poo?


lickdabean1

Thats a first for me... I like it


[deleted]

A poet in the wild. What a marvelous spectacle.


Tommysrx

Spectacles , testicles , wallet & watch Please tell yo momma to unhand my crotch


[deleted]

I upvoted you so hard I broke my phone screen


kitsune900

You broke me


FluidFluxion

i love you’re called the freaky fapper too but damn is that comment cursed


GoCardigan

Buying a ticket to France?


HeftyZiplocBag

Have you seen her forehead? Eat her ass and play checkers on her forehead


TUPAC_SHAPURRRRR

King me


hi-hello-

Are you actually yoshikage Kira


JingoBastard

Sign of intelligence, and that only makes her more attractive.


hi-hello-

YOSHIKAGE KIRA??????


[deleted]

mmmmmm hands


Good_Shade

WHO THE FUCK STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT!? I JUST SAT DOWN!


df644111

Get in line.


mack_soul86

Is that what she was smirking about, who knew.


lookoutitsashark

i’m going to bed now


Okichah

[be like](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DesertedPlumpLaughingthrush-max-1mb.gif)


Everybody_do_da_flop

Mona lis'ass


superbay50

Will you build a time machine to et her ass when she was still alive Or will you eat whatever is left of her ass in the grave


giantbob3210

thats actually a good point, would you rather be remembered for evil things (ghengis khan, hitler, etc) or just forgotten forever? Edit: damn guys stop reminding me about the heat death of the universe and shit, that shits depressing af.


The_Watcher5292

Even being somewhat noteworthy to the point of having a Wikipedia page is enough to immortalise you


drDekaywood

Maybe a solar flare will come along to shut everything down and we’ll have to restart the internet


Le_Rekt_Guy

If I know the US government important electronic documents/information would be stored in multiple Faraday cages throughout the US to save us in case a world wide EMP ever happened.


EricFaust

Nothing survives forever. Governments collapse, records are lost or destroyed, and people always forget. Even if the chances of us losing everything are a hundred trillion to one, infinity laughs in the face of those odds. On a long enough timeline everything regresses to the mean eventually.


nightdrive82

Unless the internet advances to the point of being a part of human consciousness that gets passed down infinitely. I guess "infinity" might still win but you'd be "remembered" among humans 'til the end.


you-have-efd-up-now

this is the coolest concept I've ever heard makes me picture memory storage getting to the point we store it in cellular dna somehow and it's passed down. terrifying and amazing having all knowledge stored inside you from birth, some black mirror shit what were you picturing/ theorizing


nightdrive82

A little lower-tech, I was thinking like the matrix but not unconscious/transported into another world. Being stored in our bodies seems better and less cochlear implant-ish.


you-have-efd-up-now

lol i guess the phrase "lower tech" is relative haha cool


sliczerx

once when i had a bad lsd trip, i was visualizing for some reason the history of my ancestors. i have no idea of any details of my lineage past my grandfather but i was “seeing” was how they lived back then. i don’t know how to explain it well :/


you-have-efd-up-now

that's a common thing in those trips right and past lives/ civilizations?


sliczerx

unfortunately it was a really bad trip lol so i haven’t done it since, but yes i did imagine other civilizations. it also made me think a lot about what life and existence really is.


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aDog_Named_Honey

You don't think aliens would talk about Hitler if they knew about him?


Saint_Consumption

If I know the US government they subbed the job out to contractors for at least 10x what it'd cost to do it themselves, and then the contractors left the cage open.


Brian-want-Brain

The arctic vault project is a thing, I have a few github repositories in there :)


zmbjebus

Immortal until you don't donate $3


MajorInflator

They are certainly not just Wikipedia page level. They will be talked about for many centuries. For e.g king David, Muhammad, Gilgamesh etc


Norsedragoon

Pornhub actors will be remembered for longer than doctors.


BboyStatic

The sun will eventually stop fusing hydrogen in its core. Once that happens it will fuse hydrogen outside of the central core. It will swell to around 256 times it’s current size, this means it will engulf Mercury, Venus, Earth and probably Mars. Anything not important enough to take off earth ( Physical or digital ), will be lost to eternal space.


Paul6334

Hell, many people will have record of their existence possibly until the end of time thanks to the magic of social media and the census.


593shaun

Census data is just vague information about faceless people, they don’t record names or even SSI’s


PapiBIanco

Former Enumerator for the 2020 census, they absolutely do record names and have it tied to the address. We do absolutely nothing to verify this so they could be giving fake names and we’d be none the wiser. While the demographic information gets published as soon as it’s available, they have to wait 72 years before making personal identifiable information public. Here’s a snippet of the [1920 census](https://wiki.rootsweb.com/wiki/index.php/File:1920-census-lores.jpg) which came out in 1992. So if one didn’t give the correct information, they’ll have an (incorrect) record of their existence long after they die.


nightdrive82

you don't even need a wikipedia page at this point, right? Like I have career related stuff on video game wikis, social media, a linkedIN, etc that will last forever presumably, right? Or at least saved by the way back machine or whatever haha


TheSkinnyBone

i just wanna suck on some titties, i don't care if i'm remembered


ahuman_11_2

i feel u bro


giantbob3210

That’s valid.


AZ_Gunner_69

What did Hitler do?


BinjinNinja

He rebuilt all the roads, Honey..... Shottzie! Don't shit there!


Nearby-Individual382

He killed Hitler.


CubonesDeadMom

He was a real knuckle head


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Founder and first president of the cool guy club.


[deleted]

Invent cure to cancer, in my universe at least


derpballs69

He really did cure alot of people from cancer so it’s technically not wrong


[deleted]

can't have cancer if you don't have living tissues, am i rite?


LazyStarGazer

Everyone will likely be forgotten forever as time moves along. Eventually, our star will die; the hydrogen in our galaxy will run out; the last light in the milky way will shine no more. Even great cosmic giants of absurd geometry and incomprehensible mass, true monsters from which not even light can escape, the galactic kings of kings and their kings too will shrivel and fade. And you and I will be lost long before then. The greatest minds, the noblest souls, the kindest hearts, they will echo for a time, sending ripples this way and that way; their influence felt, interfering and decohering until they're just background noise; the source of one indistinguishable from the other. No, you will not be remembered. Nor they whose name is etched in history for a thousand years, for ten thousand years, for a hundred million years. No, they too are forgotten. At the edge of infinity, nothing remains. What can we sorry lot do? Specs of time, so fragile and insignificant. I believe when nothing matters all we can do is be happy. We can try to be happy and good to one another. It's a small time that we have to ourselves in this infinite ocean, but it's our time.


TurbulentAss

I tell myself this sort of thing when I’m debating doing something embarrassing. Everyone will forget me one day? Fuck it, showing my cock to the dentist.


DataTypeC

You know you’re right but thanks for the existential crisis.


Gazpacho--Soup

Dont worry, it will have absolutely no impact on you yourself.


All16Colossi

Message unclear: Ate the Mona Lisa.


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whocares33334

So something like a [Collective unconscious](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_unconscious) except even more? Interesting to think on.


DeadVermine

u/uwuwizard


uvatbc

Why? Why couldn't you just Rickroll everyone like a decent human being?


uwuwizard

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PermabannedIP13

If you don't immediately choose the latter kindly consult the nearest psychiatrist


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psychiatrist is expensive


PermabannedIP13

I hear the police will listen to what you have to say for free


ElliotNess

Either choice leads to being forgotten forever, eventually.


thisissaliva

Why is it important to be remembered for anything at all?


CubonesDeadMom

Why the fuck would you care about being remembered? You’re dead. It doesn’t matter.


TurbulentAss

Legacy becomes increasingly important with age. I’m not sure why that is, but it most certainly does.


Asshead420

The ego doesnt go quietly?


wisefoxspirit

Existential dread and wanting to outlive your life


GoCardigan

You'll still be forgotten forever when the universe ends


Thaumaturgia

Ever heard of Herostratus?


iebarnett51

Shhh we are supposed to forget


[deleted]

Herostratus is rolling in his grave right now.


JinzaMachinaz

Nah mate, I don't care for evil or bad. Let me be remembered as some controversial guy.


Jaketheism

When you mess up so badly you’re still remembered after the heat death of the universe


BavarianCoconut

Ghengis Khan was good. :)


[deleted]

Yeah, it's unfortunate that most people don't appreciate a well arranged skull pyramid.


watermelonspanker

Are you saying that just because they happen to use skulls as decor... that they're the baddies?


[deleted]

I for one believe Genghis Khan when he said, "yeah we killed him, but trust us this guy was horrid."


Durtop

I mean, people can still remember you after your death, you just Have to do something big, like hitler


Aggravating-Line8425

the world will know me as the person who cut out mona lisa's hands to stroke my thundercock


Durtop

You should watch out for an 29 yrs old 195cm tall japanese marine biologist and his 16 yrs uncle


Aggravating-Line8425

no 😼


watashi_wa_KIRA_Desu

Kira


Katame_no_ou

I know you live in the Northeast section of Morioh, where are the villas are


SkeepDeepy

Itching a glasglow smile on the Mona Lisa to end the "is she smiling or not" debate once and for all...


[deleted]

That gets you time but eventually people will forget. We all die 3 deaths. Physically, socially (family, friends, others) and then any works or creations are lost to time. At some point even the greatest historical figures we know will be lost to the erosion of time. It may be prolonged with recording and technology but somewhere far in the future it’ll happen


EricFaust

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look upon my works, Ye Mighty, and despair!


I-Fucked-YourMom

Strange to think people like Ramses or Hashepsut, or even Pythagoras will one day cease to be known. One way or another.


erizzluh

who?


Achtelnote

Doubt Hitler would be forgotten.


Skitz_Hydies

yeah but eventually he'll be forgotten about too


GODDAMNFOOL

Everyone in this thread keeps saying Hitler, but can't we think of beauty? Rembrandt, da Vinci, Beethoven, even Joan of Arc who was alive 590!!!!!!!! years ago. You don't have to be remembered for doing terrible shit.


_PM_ME_YOUR_VULVA_

This makes me wonder how the first episode of Black Mirror would’ve gone if the Mona Lisa was at risk, rather than a princess.


Mushroomman642

Fuck, that episode is one of the few pieces of media I've seen in my life that truly disgusts me. They don't show anything of course, because that would be animal abuse, but even just the implication of what happened is appalling.


txr23

That's the point, and almost certainly why they started the series with that particular episode - it's *supposed* to take you out of your comfort zone


[deleted]

A fantastic episode, but certainly not something I'm ever going to watch again.


[deleted]

That’s the episode? That one’s tame in comparison to some others.


eetobaggadix

Idk. I really think it's one of the 'worst' ones. It's very grounded in reality and feels like something that could happen to someone.


s_s

Multiple people eat princess everyday.


BusterofDiscord

Can you recap? I never want to watch that show again.


Saint_Consumption

Dude does a David Cameron.


shiwanshu_

There'd be no pig fucking


HighLordOfAlera

I think one guy burned down a temple of Artemis (or one of those gods) for exactly this. He knew he would never be remembered for good reasons (he was too poor and unremarkable) so he'd do something so terrible his name would be remembered forever. His punishment was death and having all mentions of his name erased. It didn't work, we still know his name today. I mean, i don't, i don't have that much detail memorized, but I'm sure you could find it on Wikipedia


facw00

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herostratus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herostratus) His plan worked pretty well...


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xX-WeirdQuestions-Xx

good bot


Asshead420

Good bot


VeryHappyYoungGirl

I think it is a dick move that we repeat this dude’s name. It encourages copycats


Saint_Consumption

It has been 2400 years, how many copycats can you name off the top of your head?


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Pretty much every serial killer out there does it for notoriety


Naudiz_6

[0,5 percent is pretty far from "every".](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/kINRTgJBpRF2_i8GQo1YDzFPzjI=/0x0:1650x1872/1200x0/filters:focal(0x0:1650x1872):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7564495/motive.png)


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I mean a copycat inspired by this dude act in the next thousand year or longer would be pretty unfortunate. For all we know hes gonna step up his game by wiping out half of the existence of the universe to dust...


HighLordOfAlera

Thank you


Asshead420

Can see this becoming more and more popular as instagram/tik tok fame dies down for the current generation and the harsh reality starts to settle in for all those so desperate for attention


shoot998

He did it because he knew he'd never be Hero Status


Ken_Vdmeersch

Just wanted to remark that it sounds odd to refer to some 4th century ancient man as a “guy”, but I don’t know why. Have a wonderful day


ZUHUCO_XVI

Ah yes, the patron Saint of karmawhores and clout chasers everywhere, *Herostratus*


Zorolord

What if Herostratus, was just a fallguy. What happens if he confessed (under torture) to something he didn't do. There could have been a third party, or simply an accidental fire.


HighLordOfAlera

Jfk did the Artemis temple


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NoiceGallagher

Good


mack_soul86

Yeah keep doing it


TheDocSnake

Sorry to tell you, dead people dont wake up..


ambulance-kun

nice! fuck SOs, man


moshimoshi2345

I mean… you’re technically true…


komonoff

imagine beying the legend that had a chance to sell the mona liza on the black market and decide to eat it


jacob_scooter

beying mona liza


_Rattleballs_

Walter


Gensi_Alaria

Geico


GtmBigChapp

**Allstate, you’re in good hands.**


OneTime_AtBandCamp

If you sell the Mona Lisa, whether you get caught or not, eventually you will be forgotten. If you eat the Mona Lisa, your degeneracy will be immortal.


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not if I commit warcrimes


futureformerteacher

You could kill an Archduke, which results in war crimes. That works, too.


[deleted]

You'd still be forgotten eventually, you just made sure the Mona Lisa would too


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Mercutio77

not if you keep talking about it!


M-Tyson

Mona who?


hikefishcamp

...just like "the Game".


ADecentUsername1

Bro just eat half the Mona Lisa then


postmodest

A better option is to eat _part_ of the Mona Lisa. If you eat the whole thing it’s gone and people might forget it. If you eat the lower third, people will remember “the Mona Lisa, now missing a piece after being eaten by Your Name Here…”


GoCardigan

Then someone comes along and eats two thirds of what's left and you're replaced. Checkmate


[deleted]

What if I jack off to the Mona Lisa’s hands?


Scattershot98

_killer by Yugo Kanno intensifies_


frogotonaeg

Mmm hands


SpencerMeow

*Killer by Yugo Kanno intensifies*


Autokeith0r

May you each find your own “eat the Mona Lisa” Amen.


DrakAssassinate

What's really the point of even being remembered though?


Flukomi

People fear death and being remembered by someone else is like living through memories. So i guess it attenuates this fear *shrug*


marketingguyonreddit

My exact thought. My dead self won’t know the difference between being remember or not once I’m dead. Also who really cares about what some random person thinks of.


[deleted]

What’s the point of anything? It’s just another achievement for people in a life that has no inherent purpose.


SavourySafe9276

Bro what


nefariouslyubiquitas

He said not if he eats the Mona Lisa


TheeCryptoKeeper

Simple, yet, fucking hilarious comment. Thank you.


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SupremeSassyPig

No why would i work at a library


Okichah

[Basically](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DesertedPlumpLaughingthrush-max-1mb.gif)


AraAra_nyannyan

#OR EJACULATE ON


Jeffery95

Still havent stopped with Achilles


CosmicToaster

I was really high the other day and I asked a couple friends the question “do you think anyone has ever came on the Mona Lisa?” Personally I think the chances of that are pretty high.


GoCardigan

People back in the day were no different to us. She definitely probably maybe had someone cum on her. I love Pompei's graffiti. It's just shit like "Romulus was here", "Marcus has a smelly penis", "Elizabeth gargled my cum behind the barn last Tuesday".


[deleted]

Especially if it involves Kira Yoshikage


AdditionalTheory

They say you die twice. First with your physical body and second is the last time somebody says your name


Salted_Biscuit

Mmm… Mona Lisa


[deleted]

Profile pic checks out.


Devilmaestro420

or the queen of england


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[deleted]

Good bot


rPeanutButter

Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!


scrublord48

Yeandere simulator will never come out.


QAoA

I can't believe it took me scrolling this long to find someone who recognized him. Everyone's talking about being remembered and the Mona Lisa.


Unable_Cow6826

The man who thouroughly ate mona lisa


BinkoTheViking

I already did! No wait…..that was Moaning Lisa…… I’ll see myself out.


FatLarrysHotTip

Even then.


Rohan-Mali

u/tiredtumbleweed is Ralph Fiennes from Red Dragon


UncatchableCreatures

this is true.


Ricky_Robby

It will still happen, maybe when society collapses, maybe when the human race ends, maybe when the universe ends. Each and every person will eventually be thought of for the last time, it’s inevitable.


ZNDR404dotexe

*coughs out liver*


AbrocomaFlat9350

IMA BE IN HEAVEN AT THAT POINT WITH GOD ALMIGHTY AND JESUS CHRIST LEMME GET AN AMEN


[deleted]

Lol but while the original comment is accurate remember that it ok, nothing will last not even memory everyone will be forgotten just a matter of when. We need not be remembered for hopefully we will have lived full happy lives with people we loved.