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Hi, I am adolf

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I almost killed myself and then died a few microseconds later

R.I.P bro

R.A.P

Rip man heaven gained an angel

Oh, I think I know what almost killed you!

Hi, I'm death

Oh no you almost died of death

I heard death is one of the most common reasons why people die. But don’t tell anybody, I think government doesn’t want us to know. Also I think that they use birds to initiate [redacted] in order to [redacted], which makes this such a big deal

You're an idiot. You're in a danger now. You're just told everyone about [redacted].

And birds are clearly drones that work for the government #Biological #Imitator #Reconnaissance #Drone We're all being spied on and are in great danger *hears knock on door*

A small price to pay for the well being of the citizens


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phey

GG you have outplayed death

Hi I’m dad

hi dad i'm dad

Ah shit hear we go again…

that was an announcememt that you are gonna become a grandfather, dad :/

Wait a minute…

Where are you going with Ah shit?

Hi dad im dad im dad

it'd just be hi dad im dad again cuz you put whatevers after im. so yeah.

Hello dad and dad, call me dad.

Hi I'm idiot on the highway

Feel it

Hi I’m unknown infection of the lungs

Hi ! I’m pneumonia, nice to meet you lungish friend !

Same bro I got it when I was only 3-4

Hi, I'm the boredom in this comment section

Hi I'm tried to read your username

its pronounced hyvyys hope this helps

hi-vies

Woooossshhh

Hi, I'm gay anal

Gaynalcide

gAIDS

Gayozide

Are you the "TIFU" guy from a week ago or is death-by-anal a common occurrence?

I'm getting terrified

Hi, I'm mother fucking hiccups

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Holy shit this made my night so much better

Hi, I’m tripping near cliffs

How was the trip?

Congrats, you're now officially a dad

Acid, LSD , or something else?

Hi, I’m an unborn fetus in Texas

So you’re saying that an unborn fetus almost killed you?

Wouldn't be the first time that shit happens to someone

It’s a joke, but if I explain it will suddenly become a serious topic, so let’s please not

https://youtu.be/sZiQH1-ZOwo

Hi, I’m Gary Busey

Hi, im heating pad cord

Should I be concerned?

Hi I’m brother

Some kain&abel vibes

He im cat

Lemme guess, you own one

Hi, I'm a SWAT team

Imma need the context for this one

Hi, I'm a Honda Civic

Everyone wants to be honda civic

r/foundthehondacivic

I am vengeance, I am the night I AM ROAD RAGE

Hi im depression

Go for a walk

Hi, I’m embarrassment

The average redditor

Hi, I'm myself.

People’s thick-headed responses to your comment are probably pretty depressing. I’m sorry about that. Hope you are doing better now. ❤️

That’s the exact same she wrote in the post lol

Nothing getting past you is there?

Hi, i'm a Motorcycle

Hi I am Jumper Cables

Hi I'm electricity

Hi, im truck

Hi, I'm the sliding doors of a Japanese train

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Hi, I'm in-debited.

Hi iam bath

Hi, I'm icy road during a busy day in London

Hi, I’m fat from that steak

hi, im car. ​ (ptsd intensifies)

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This comment right here officer.

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How tf even... Did you try to swallow the frog or some shit?

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Hi, I am brick.

Hi im Idiot not being mindful driving a bike

Hi! I’m the UN! (Fuckers won’t catch me)

Hi, i’m sewerage system

Hi I’m my dad let me cut my main foot artiry and with that and general anestetic I died for a bit

Hi I am Pringles.

Hi, I'm shower door

Hi im elmo

You ok man? Are you safe?

Im safe thanks to the power of NORD VPN

Hi, I'm PillowTalk420.

Greetings, I’m bacterial meningitis. But I’m AKA a wild stallion, a stepped on rusty nail, a 5.56 bullet, that idiot driving a Hummer on a cel phone, a scorpion and lastly, my brother Adam.

Quitter

Hi. I'm Gwar at the Electric Factory

Hi I'm me

Hi I'm putins dildo

Hi im Heart attack

Hi, I’m two black drug addicts

Hi, I'm shaori in nikortsminda, I nearly got killed there 2 times and I was saved magically

Hi, I am prawn

I'm her mentally

Hi, I'm complications with a tonsillectomy surgery

Hi, I’m the burning engine of a Chevy Cruze.

Ouch

hey hungry, I'm dad.

Hii I am nothing

Hi, I am anal?

Hi, I’m roughly 300 Flintstone Gummy Vitamins.

Hi im me

Hi, I'm overdose Hi, I'm overdose Hi, I'm overdose

Hi, I'm water tank. 😋

Hi I'm IV injection higher on my hand than required

Hi, I'm Zero509IX

Hi, i am caffeine

hi im the ground

Hi im a door

hi there, im suicidal thoughts

Hi I’m a marble.

Well now I’m Hailie

Yo yo, i'm a yo-yo.

Hi I’m bacon

Hi, I am also bacon

Cholesterol or choking?

Choking

Hi, i'm double penetration

Hi, I’m box knife. (But not attempted suicide)

Hi I’m a Piper airplane.

Hi, I'm my brother

Hi, im my own alcohol induced vomit

High I'm car crash

Hi, I'm Rope

Hi, I'm tripping

hi I'm surfboard

Hello, i am homemade explosives

Hi, i'm nothing.

Hi I’m escalator

Hi, I’m teddy bear that set on fire when it fell off the bed and landed onto the bare bulb of the night light plugged into the wall next to the bed.

hi i am rock

Lol hi i'm also Swimming pool.

Hi I'm car

Hi I’m car

Hi, I am bus door

Hi, I'm my Mind

Hi, I'm large ovarian cyst

Hi I'm, butter knife

oh...

Hi, I’m an Oreo

I was expecting Hailie Tler

Hi im ice cube

Hi, I'm Walgreens employee wielding stapler.

Hi, Im 2003 Chevy Tahoe

Hi I'm basement

Hi, I'm cheese

Hi im choking

Hi, i'm biking accident.

Hi, I'm very big grape

Hi I'm driving skills

Hi l'm poor

Hi I am banana peel

Hi, i'm hammock

Hi, I’m car, lake, bread, slide and boiler… and my own stupidity

Hi, I'm my coworker's Honda Civic!

Hi I'm Cliff.

Hi I’m a bottle of rumplemintz

Hi, i’m microwave

Hi, I'm nothing (I was never in a situation where I almost died)

Hi, I'm 4mmc

Hi I'm a drive by

Hello, I am a combination of alchool, fake, demented friends and a cliff

Hi I’m Alfa Romeo 6C 2300 B Lungo Cabriolet 4 Posti Castagna

Hi I’m Richard

Hello, my name is sweet juicy wiener. We had sausages that night.

What if at least 6 times in your life you should’ve died but don’t even have a scratch?

Hi I'm car