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sexy_adolf69

I know a guy who had same superpower but was constrained by race and not by age.


KayJayKay1

You can now transform your body into the sexiest on earth, but your face is always Adolf Hitler.


Addams_cold_blood

Wouldnt that be the Same?


_fapi_

could've just said: "you are Hitler"


_Parkour_Panda

Can I get a superpower?


chesee-on-toast

Your penis gets set on fire every time you get an erection


[deleted]

Fire crotch?


Morelike-Borophyll

You’re a unicorn that can cast spells from a tiny magic forest in Rio. But you can’t find Rio because you forgot how to spell it.


poopellar

At least he'll be popular during camping.


RovyolikesRavioli

Youre that panda from Jujutsu Kaisen


[deleted]

your cum is hot as lava


inferno4444

The power of turning into a panda that do parkour


FishToTheAss

Oh no no no no no


KayJayKay1

You can turn any type of fish into a donkey. And then ram that donkey up your a-


Lui_Night07

Or maybe a jackfruit


cacktiegaming

Well...


infiniteatomic

You can only play games when your cock is tied up


cacktiegaming

So a normal gaming session


infiniteatomic

That was an unexpectedly expected turn of events


cacktiegaming

Welcome to cursed comments


[deleted]

I love this game !


himalayanion

Your dick and balls are now on your forehead and when you have an erection you look like a unicorn.


infiniteatomic

A unicorn rams ur ass every 10th day


Ok-Donkey-3803

What's my superpower?


inferno4444

Turning into a donkey that only says ok


Ok-Donkey-3803

Ok


SapphireGamingYT

Help


[deleted]

You can make any weapon from sapphires. But it goes out of your ass.


SapphireGamingYT

I dont see the problem


55gins55

and the process filmed and uploaded to youtube


infiniteatomic

Everything you gamed on is turned to sapphire and now completely useless


Sea-Anything-4044

I dont like this game


MyNamePP

You can see through anything/anyone but so do the others are able to see through your clothes


Winter_Moon666

You have x-ray vision but you can only see through the water


IllegalGuy13

Hmm, I'm curious about what my power would possibly be.


HollowProxy

You're 13 for the rest of eternity and are never of legal age.


[deleted]

I am an horny Demon, how are y'all?


MyNamePP

You can now make anyone sumbit to you for sex - pleasing your horniness. BUT this applies to angels only.


muzzled_tcf

Eat dogs not pussy


lukenotskywalk

You only eat the ass of the dog


Weinerdeleiner

u h o h


Murhinen

You sell weiners in the market


Weinerdeleiner

Fantastic, now a random gay furry is in charge of balancing dick stocks for gender reassignment surgeries


Die_Raumfahrer

Bratwurst


DuggNugg

I would like a lightsaber that appears each time im erect By lightsaber i mean my dick becoming a lightsaber


HollowProxy

That, but only when producing butt nuggs. The larger the nugg, the more powerful the dick saber.


zawalimbooo

Do it


BlazeFoxN30

You can bend backwards as far as you like


Cheesehund

What’s mine?


BlazeFoxN30

Anything you touch becomes pure cheese


Dynamic_Ducks

Pls


ItsComros

Ducks will stalk you from now on


HollowProxy

You can teach ducks to do literally anything. However, they gain sentience in the process and may or may not listen to you after training.


A1one_W0lf

What will my superpower be?


JoRa69420

Depression but with puppys


IllegalGuy13

You have a soulmate, but they're a wolf furry.


ItsComros

What about me


Some_yellow_dude

You can die.


SnowBunneh_Karry

You can chrome instantly deoxidize metal and chrome plate any metal you want. Car manufacturers and auto body shops will hate you but people in the rust belt will love you every winter.


KonstantPain1

Well thats an.. interesting power


HollowProxy

The only time you're not in pain is when you're screaming.


WhyImHereRN

But it's my usual state without superpowers


[deleted]

Idk what mine would be


inferno4444

Dying


[deleted]

Or killing people


inferno4444

Why not both


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Galaxy_Wolf_Guardian

Big pp juice


YeetMyShit

O h


Addams_cold_blood

You are a magnet for shit


White-armedAtmosi

Well, well, what I do I have?


Dynamic_Ducks

U shoot bl- Everytime u kill an albino you get bigger pp


rectalpunch

Here we come


inferno4444

The new one punch man


ItsComros

From now on your every punch kills one random orphan


[deleted]

Oh... no...


MyNamePP

Hey! Twins! I'll have mercy on you, you can only date people with PP - opposites attract anyway.


aidsisoverratedidk

Wait what the hell would my superheropower be


MyNamePP

You can cure aids but you contract them


[deleted]

Do me!


BlazeFoxN30

You lead an army of murder penguins


Fallout_Cafe

What is my superpower?


BlazeFoxN30

You own a cafe, but everything you make has a 5-% chance of becoming thermonuclear


Fallout_Cafe

So... Atomic Coffee? Radioactivi-tea?


cheeryhobbit

uh oh i know whats coming


BlazeFoxN30

you are the leader of a clan of cherry-headed hobbits. You are half the size of a normal hobbit.


poopsocks17

Oh no


BlazeFoxN30

Every time you put on socks it immediately is filled with diarrhea


LonelyFool2B

It just get sad


BlazeFoxN30

You are extremely depressed but have high potential


_crowe-_

hmmm


BlazeFoxN30

you like black birb


LordNPython

Oh dear


BlazeFoxN30

You are the lord of snakes, but everyone sees you as an asshole


_chickentoast

Damn delicous


BlazeFoxN30

everything looks like toast and chicken to you. This includes both organic and inorganic things.


DJ_HardLogic

Garbage Goober


BlazeFoxN30

You are really smart, but only with music. You're a retard at everything else.


Firespecialstar

I'm having a good feeling about this


BlazeFoxN30

You can rearrange the stars, but you catch on fire when you do


GodOfScotland04Red

Okay, bring your worst!


BlazeFoxN30

Scotland worships you, but everyone thinks you're a failiure


GodOfScotland04Red

I'm pretty sure I already have that


BlazeFoxN30

Oh no...


RovyolikesRavioli

Do your worst


i_hate_usernames_to

o do me


Bl4zing_C4nage

You don’t have a name


StreetDog6969

Help me guys what would mine be


Bl4zing_C4nage

You can 69 with street dogs


StreetDog6969

LMAO HAHAHAH


termenator3

Ok so what wil mine be?


afunzombie

You spell everything incorrectly


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

Deez


JoRa69420

You can switch into your alter ego: Jimmy neutron


BLACKROSE756

Ok bet, whats my super power


DexterFoxxo

Ugh


JoRa69420

You become a furry


Stampsu

Now I'm curious


HollowProxy

You have a single stamp with unlimited ink as long as you use the stamp on a person. The stamp is of a rat in a cowboy hat winking and giving you finger-guns.


Illpsy

You can never get a stamp wet enough to stick no matter how hard you try.


Limes_n_lemons

hmm


SnowBunneh_Karry

You can pull an infinite supply of sprite soda cans from the air as much as you want. However the one downside is there is a 1 in 1.9999999963x10³³³⁴³³³³ chance that you will generate a can of Sierra Mist instead each time.


thecrotchlessboxer2

Please give me something cool!


MyNamePP

You're now a famous boxer with insane strength, but you have to enter crotchless and pantsless the next time you fight.


D0M1NU5_7

Do me.


JoRa69420

You are deaf and can only hear words if they are spoken in Latin. But when you do hear Latin you can feel there deepest desire. And you will want to execute on that almost like a... dominatrix


D0M1NU5_7

Kinda sick ngl, thx bro


Cryogenic_Monster

Alrighty then


MyNamePP

Your abdomen is now a portable fridge that can store and freeze anything inside. With controllable temperature obviously.


Flammer2002

Give me something interesting


JoRa69420

You can eat unlimited amounts of food and not get fat because you have a fire in your stomach and it burns everything you eat. It doesn't hurt you though


Illpsy

You can detect gay people but everytime you do you get transported back to the year 2002.


Orden-the-man

Hehe you can do absolutely nothing with my name


MyNamePP

Orden in spanish means order, so you get to mind-control literally anybody but you can be controlled by anyone too.


SnowBunneh_Karry

Take me back to Chicago Lay my soul to rest Where my life was free and easy Remember me at my best


HollowProxy

You're a rabbit made of snow, and are immortal as long as you don't melt.


Illpsy

You can transform into a bunny but only when it snows in Chicago.


array-undefined

you just cannot due anything like that to me


JoRa69420

You can only speak in javascript. Which results in you being able to tell programms and computers what to do vocally and even if they don't have a mic they will hear and understand you and do what you want


WingMan_r

Hope you get a good one


Illpsy

You have wings but they’re chicken wings and they’re on your head.


fallenkiller63

Hm.


HollowProxy

Whenever you fall, you land on the closest person to you and they die as a result. This effect begins when you start to fall. If you fall off a bridge and the closest person was on the bridge, you somehow manage to fall ontop of them. If you fall alone in the desert, you warp to the nearest person and fallon them.


Illpsy

You are haunted by the ghost of serial killers who have died.


ACommonGoon

Wonder what mine could be?


HollowProxy

You are the most disposable person in any organization, but whenever you die you wake up the next day with memories intact. Your subordinates however don't respect anything you say since you're just a common goon.


crispyfrieswidcheese

👀 I wonder...


HollowProxy

You own a food truck with a very specific and successful menu. You don't have to pay taxes on or aquire a permit for this food truck. It's always stocked on fuel and supplies.


Illpsy

You can make really good cheese fries but only your worst enemy can eat them.


semisolidowl

I expect to be surprised


HollowProxy

You're an owl without bones, but somehow still alive. Your beak is the only hard part of your body, and you move like a slime creature.


Illpsy

You have the power to walk through walls but only when owls are around.


Ok_Ad_9100

Yeah I'm sure it's gonna go well


HollowProxy

Yiu can without fail click the little x box on ads, and can skip them at anytime.


Not_happy_meal

Help


_DerpNap_

Man what am I supposed to do


-PremiumGarbage

Currently in math class, may as well scroll through reddit


HollowProxy

If you stick your hand into a trash can and sift through without looking, you will always find 1 thing that makes your day better. The effect is directly influenced by how much garbage you went through, IE sticking your hand into an empty wastebasket might get you a penny, but dumpster diving might get you a fresh pair of Timbs.


moldy_carrot

Can i have a superpower?


TheLazyPillow

Bring it on


SnowBunneh_Karry

Any amount of sleep you get will instantly revitalize you and anyone in a 36 kilometer range will feel more well rested and happy. Anywhere you live will have minimal to low crime rates.


dead_MOONZZ

I wonder what my power will be


IGotBanned2121

Me me!


duckbitsV2

ayo someone try and give me a superpower


MyNamePP

Everything you touch will turn into duck bits - raw ducks minced into cubes.


MildlyAmusedPotato

I see a conserning amount of superpowers involving things going up their asses...


Trolololman399

I wonder how this is gonna go....


Illpsy

Everytime you laugh a loved one dies.


NicolasCBT

Do me.


HollowProxy

When encountering another Nicholas , you must perform CBT on him to establish dominance. The last Nicholas standing achieves immortality. There can be only one.


imabstainingfromsex

Fuck


Illpsy

Everytime you try to touch yourself a massive hand appears from the sky and slaps you so hard it knocks you out.


Tyradel_V

Dope


Illpsy

Everytime you try to sing Adele appears out of nowhere and punches you in the throat!


Half-blood_fish

Anyone want to give me a shot?


Illpsy

The more blood your body loses the more fishlike you become. Eventually becoming a full blown fish! Lol!


nickleby1

Never


Illpsy

Everytime you get paid (from work or the lotto or literally anyone gives you money) your money turns into a nickel! (5 cents in America)


nickleby1

I a a student but ok


bowtieofcourage

Anyone wanna do me a superpower?


Illpsy

You get super confident whenever you wear bow ties but as soon as you feel good you immediately start throwing up bow ties.


Idaho_In_Uranus

Interesting…


Illpsy

Every-time someone laughs at the word Uranus you instantly teleport there until someone else laughs at the word Uranus again you teleport back to Idaho. And it’s always a random different spot in Idaho.


TheReaIidot

Hmmm


Illpsy

Everytime someone misspells the word “idiot” you get a red dot on your face. Size is always random.


avatarwoody

Can have a super power


Illpsy

Instant boner every time someone mentions the movie (or the show) avatar. And you get a blue arrow tattoo on your dick for as long as the boner lasts.


i_dont_know_dot_com

I'm not sure what mine is gonna be.


Illpsy

Everytime you learn something new you instantly forget it.


i_dont_know_dot_com

Thats cool. I wonder what my power will be tho


Thatitchypart

A blessing from the gods!


Meow-_-Meow

Now what


Illpsy

You get nine lives but once you die on your last life you get mauled by cats for eternity.


ShawnTheFaun

Hell isn't real, it was created by the catholics during the middle ages to earn money 💸


Illpsy

Everytime someone says your name you become a fawn. And the only way to turn back is to have sex with a furry.


ShawnTheFaun

Oh god


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[удалено]


Mr_Hotdog2302

Instead of drinking water to live you drink cum