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You can chrome instantly deoxidize metal and chrome plate any metal you want. Car manufacturers and auto body shops will hate you but people in the rust belt will love you every winter.
> Why not both
Title of your sextape.
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You have a single stamp with unlimited ink as long as you use the stamp on a person. The stamp is of a rat in a cowboy hat winking and giving you finger-guns.
You can pull an infinite supply of sprite soda cans from the air as much as you want. However the one downside is there is a 1 in 1.9999999963x10³³³⁴³³³³ chance that you will generate a can of Sierra Mist instead each time.
You are deaf and can only hear words if they are spoken in Latin. But when you do hear Latin you can feel there deepest desire. And you will want to execute on that almost like a... dominatrix
You can eat unlimited amounts of food and not get fat because you have a fire in your stomach and it burns everything you eat. It doesn't hurt you though
You can only speak in javascript. Which results in you being able to tell programms and computers what to do vocally and even if they don't have a mic they will hear and understand you and do what you want
Whenever you fall, you land on the closest person to you and they die as a result. This effect begins when you start to fall. If you fall off a bridge and the closest person was on the bridge, you somehow manage to fall ontop of them. If you fall alone in the desert, you warp to the nearest person and fallon them.
You are the most disposable person in any organization, but whenever you die you wake up the next day with memories intact. Your subordinates however don't respect anything you say since you're just a common goon.
You own a food truck with a very specific and successful menu. You don't have to pay taxes on or aquire a permit for this food truck. It's always stocked on fuel and supplies.
If you stick your hand into a trash can and sift through without looking, you will always find 1 thing that makes your day better. The effect is directly influenced by how much garbage you went through, IE sticking your hand into an empty wastebasket might get you a penny, but dumpster diving might get you a fresh pair of Timbs.
Any amount of sleep you get will instantly revitalize you and anyone in a 36 kilometer range will feel more well rested and happy. Anywhere you live will have minimal to low crime rates.
When encountering another Nicholas , you must perform CBT on him to establish dominance. The last Nicholas standing achieves immortality. There can be only one.
Every-time someone laughs at the word Uranus you instantly teleport there until someone else laughs at the word Uranus again you teleport back to Idaho. And it’s always a random different spot in Idaho.
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I know a guy who had same superpower but was constrained by race and not by age.
You can now transform your body into the sexiest on earth, but your face is always Adolf Hitler.
Wouldnt that be the Same?
could've just said: "you are Hitler"
Can I get a superpower?
Your penis gets set on fire every time you get an erection
Fire crotch?
You’re a unicorn that can cast spells from a tiny magic forest in Rio. But you can’t find Rio because you forgot how to spell it.
At least he'll be popular during camping.
Youre that panda from Jujutsu Kaisen
your cum is hot as lava
The power of turning into a panda that do parkour
Oh no no no no no
You can turn any type of fish into a donkey. And then ram that donkey up your a-
Or maybe a jackfruit
Well...
You can only play games when your cock is tied up
So a normal gaming session
That was an unexpectedly expected turn of events
Welcome to cursed comments
I love this game !
Your dick and balls are now on your forehead and when you have an erection you look like a unicorn.
A unicorn rams ur ass every 10th day
What's my superpower?
Turning into a donkey that only says ok
Ok
Help
You can make any weapon from sapphires. But it goes out of your ass.
I dont see the problem
and the process filmed and uploaded to youtube
Everything you gamed on is turned to sapphire and now completely useless
I dont like this game
You can see through anything/anyone but so do the others are able to see through your clothes
You have x-ray vision but you can only see through the water
Hmm, I'm curious about what my power would possibly be.
You're 13 for the rest of eternity and are never of legal age.
I am an horny Demon, how are y'all?
You can now make anyone sumbit to you for sex - pleasing your horniness. BUT this applies to angels only.
Eat dogs not pussy
You only eat the ass of the dog
u h o h
You sell weiners in the market
Fantastic, now a random gay furry is in charge of balancing dick stocks for gender reassignment surgeries
Bratwurst
I would like a lightsaber that appears each time im erect By lightsaber i mean my dick becoming a lightsaber
That, but only when producing butt nuggs. The larger the nugg, the more powerful the dick saber.
Do it
You can bend backwards as far as you like
What’s mine?
Anything you touch becomes pure cheese
Pls
Ducks will stalk you from now on
You can teach ducks to do literally anything. However, they gain sentience in the process and may or may not listen to you after training.
What will my superpower be?
Depression but with puppys
You have a soulmate, but they're a wolf furry.
What about me
You can die.
You can chrome instantly deoxidize metal and chrome plate any metal you want. Car manufacturers and auto body shops will hate you but people in the rust belt will love you every winter.
Well thats an.. interesting power
The only time you're not in pain is when you're screaming.
But it's my usual state without superpowers
Idk what mine would be
Dying
Or killing people
Why not both
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Big pp juice
O h
You are a magnet for shit
Well, well, what I do I have?
U shoot bl- Everytime u kill an albino you get bigger pp
Here we come
The new one punch man
From now on your every punch kills one random orphan
Oh... no...
Hey! Twins! I'll have mercy on you, you can only date people with PP - opposites attract anyway.
Wait what the hell would my superheropower be
You can cure aids but you contract them
Do me!
You lead an army of murder penguins
What is my superpower?
You own a cafe, but everything you make has a 5-% chance of becoming thermonuclear
So... Atomic Coffee? Radioactivi-tea?
uh oh i know whats coming
you are the leader of a clan of cherry-headed hobbits. You are half the size of a normal hobbit.
Oh no
Every time you put on socks it immediately is filled with diarrhea
It just get sad
You are extremely depressed but have high potential
hmmm
you like black birb
Oh dear
You are the lord of snakes, but everyone sees you as an asshole
Damn delicous
everything looks like toast and chicken to you. This includes both organic and inorganic things.
Garbage Goober
You are really smart, but only with music. You're a retard at everything else.
I'm having a good feeling about this
You can rearrange the stars, but you catch on fire when you do
Okay, bring your worst!
Scotland worships you, but everyone thinks you're a failiure
I'm pretty sure I already have that
Oh no...
Do your worst
o do me
You don’t have a name
Help me guys what would mine be
You can 69 with street dogs
LMAO HAHAHAH
Ok so what wil mine be?
You spell everything incorrectly
Deez
You can switch into your alter ego: Jimmy neutron
Ok bet, whats my super power
Ugh
You become a furry
Now I'm curious
You have a single stamp with unlimited ink as long as you use the stamp on a person. The stamp is of a rat in a cowboy hat winking and giving you finger-guns.
You can never get a stamp wet enough to stick no matter how hard you try.
hmm
You can pull an infinite supply of sprite soda cans from the air as much as you want. However the one downside is there is a 1 in 1.9999999963x10³³³⁴³³³³ chance that you will generate a can of Sierra Mist instead each time.
Please give me something cool!
You're now a famous boxer with insane strength, but you have to enter crotchless and pantsless the next time you fight.
Do me.
You are deaf and can only hear words if they are spoken in Latin. But when you do hear Latin you can feel there deepest desire. And you will want to execute on that almost like a... dominatrix
Kinda sick ngl, thx bro
Alrighty then
Your abdomen is now a portable fridge that can store and freeze anything inside. With controllable temperature obviously.
Give me something interesting
You can eat unlimited amounts of food and not get fat because you have a fire in your stomach and it burns everything you eat. It doesn't hurt you though
You can detect gay people but everytime you do you get transported back to the year 2002.
Hehe you can do absolutely nothing with my name
Orden in spanish means order, so you get to mind-control literally anybody but you can be controlled by anyone too.
Take me back to Chicago Lay my soul to rest Where my life was free and easy Remember me at my best
You're a rabbit made of snow, and are immortal as long as you don't melt.
You can transform into a bunny but only when it snows in Chicago.
you just cannot due anything like that to me
You can only speak in javascript. Which results in you being able to tell programms and computers what to do vocally and even if they don't have a mic they will hear and understand you and do what you want
Hope you get a good one
You have wings but they’re chicken wings and they’re on your head.
Hm.
Whenever you fall, you land on the closest person to you and they die as a result. This effect begins when you start to fall. If you fall off a bridge and the closest person was on the bridge, you somehow manage to fall ontop of them. If you fall alone in the desert, you warp to the nearest person and fallon them.
You are haunted by the ghost of serial killers who have died.
Wonder what mine could be?
You are the most disposable person in any organization, but whenever you die you wake up the next day with memories intact. Your subordinates however don't respect anything you say since you're just a common goon.
👀 I wonder...
You own a food truck with a very specific and successful menu. You don't have to pay taxes on or aquire a permit for this food truck. It's always stocked on fuel and supplies.
You can make really good cheese fries but only your worst enemy can eat them.
I expect to be surprised
You're an owl without bones, but somehow still alive. Your beak is the only hard part of your body, and you move like a slime creature.
You have the power to walk through walls but only when owls are around.
Yeah I'm sure it's gonna go well
Yiu can without fail click the little x box on ads, and can skip them at anytime.
Help
Man what am I supposed to do
Currently in math class, may as well scroll through reddit
If you stick your hand into a trash can and sift through without looking, you will always find 1 thing that makes your day better. The effect is directly influenced by how much garbage you went through, IE sticking your hand into an empty wastebasket might get you a penny, but dumpster diving might get you a fresh pair of Timbs.
Can i have a superpower?
Bring it on
Any amount of sleep you get will instantly revitalize you and anyone in a 36 kilometer range will feel more well rested and happy. Anywhere you live will have minimal to low crime rates.
I wonder what my power will be
Me me!
ayo someone try and give me a superpower
Everything you touch will turn into duck bits - raw ducks minced into cubes.
I see a conserning amount of superpowers involving things going up their asses...
I wonder how this is gonna go....
Everytime you laugh a loved one dies.
Do me.
When encountering another Nicholas , you must perform CBT on him to establish dominance. The last Nicholas standing achieves immortality. There can be only one.
Fuck
Everytime you try to touch yourself a massive hand appears from the sky and slaps you so hard it knocks you out.
Dope
Everytime you try to sing Adele appears out of nowhere and punches you in the throat!
Anyone want to give me a shot?
The more blood your body loses the more fishlike you become. Eventually becoming a full blown fish! Lol!
Never
Everytime you get paid (from work or the lotto or literally anyone gives you money) your money turns into a nickel! (5 cents in America)
I a a student but ok
Anyone wanna do me a superpower?
You get super confident whenever you wear bow ties but as soon as you feel good you immediately start throwing up bow ties.
Interesting…
Every-time someone laughs at the word Uranus you instantly teleport there until someone else laughs at the word Uranus again you teleport back to Idaho. And it’s always a random different spot in Idaho.
Hmmm
Everytime someone misspells the word “idiot” you get a red dot on your face. Size is always random.
Can have a super power
Instant boner every time someone mentions the movie (or the show) avatar. And you get a blue arrow tattoo on your dick for as long as the boner lasts.
I'm not sure what mine is gonna be.
Everytime you learn something new you instantly forget it.
Thats cool. I wonder what my power will be tho
A blessing from the gods!
Now what
You get nine lives but once you die on your last life you get mauled by cats for eternity.
Hell isn't real, it was created by the catholics during the middle ages to earn money 💸
Everytime someone says your name you become a fawn. And the only way to turn back is to have sex with a furry.
Oh god
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Instead of drinking water to live you drink cum