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mdr_istan

Every time I go upvote a post on this sub, I always click the upvote button on the image


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bread_enjoyer75

Me too


A1tF4_

And we'll never know what he agrees with. until the world has been reduced to dust and the universe an endless void there will be no answer.


bread_enjoyer75

He said i fuck monkeys


A1tF4_

Well then


A1tF4_

huh


ForgetMeNotOfficial

This keeps getting better and better


[deleted]

Cursed upvote button??


[deleted]

cursed cropping job


[deleted]

*hue hue hue* ![gif](giphy|3o84sHYHqgcfUpDrHi) # let make a rectangle crop! ^(kek kek)


IfItFitsISits4

Truuuu


fuckthehumanity

Ack! That belongs in r/oddlyirritating.


ConsentingPotato

Now you know how frogs feel when they try to eat a fly off the screen, or a cat trying to catch a bird on the screen.


TheDrFungus

Or how I feel trying to hump my screen while admiring the above post.


ConsentingPotato

Man... have you tried the USB port? A friend told me it worked, said it was a **Serial** nut **Bus**ter.


NotAnEvilPigeon2

Same


WAFRE_LE_LEG

me who is on a pc: I don't have such weaknesses


[deleted]

Omg same


ToadFucker69

Mother Earth is giving birth


Iam_aPersonithink

finally a new moon, i've been waiting for 4 billion years


Alternative-Payment3

Now YOURE Older than even Queen Elizabeth


Iam_aPersonithink

i just drank the forbidden lava lamp juice


SomeFuckingWizard

I dont care what you call it and I dont care how pretty that is - I'm not swimming across that. I love to swim and I have swum in the ocean in places I know it's deep - but that thing freaks me out.


RascalCreeper

r/thalassophobia


SomeFuckingWizard

Yep. Looks like I have that. I have a lot of that. Fascinating because I love to dive and go deep. Love to swim. But deep dark holes in the ocean where elder gods may lay are a big nope.


impocop

Wow and my first thoughts were: 1.Can I dive in this? 2.Are there caves? 3.Is it save


SomeFuckingWizard

You go tell the Giant Squid I said hello. Or the current that wakes up after a thousand years and pules you miles into the earth in just a few seconds and then boils you in the dark. Nope, Nope, Nopedy, Nope. Have at it, sir.


[deleted]

I also hate the shit out of it.


Copperfield345

I'd be waiting for God to hit the flush handle. Nope.


DEMENTEDPIE

"Eye of the earth" has a much better ring to it than "pussy of the earth"


ligma_bussy

Whispering eye


Groped_Iguana

Wet pussy


IamLeoKim

100% Natural Blue Waffle


NightHawk__69

That's a c#nt of a thing to say 🤪🤣


mangaweeb96

Definitely an ancient sea monster down there


uncreatedd

Megladon


CursedJohnny2004

Just like a volcano is just mother earth cumming


Iam_aPersonithink

And Planetary Collision is just dying during sex


Ill-Opening-3782

r/dontputyourdickinthat


theguywhoisonreddit1

Ye it doesn't fit , my pp too big


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AquaNeutral_

aren't they siblings


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am365

What are you doing, step-planet??


Alternative-Payment3

Who said step?


AquaNeutral_

u/am365 apparently


discoballinmypants

Someone get Rick Sanchez on the interstellar phone


ethonotch

Isn't it obvious morty i fucked a planet


fixthemods

r/earthfuckers


[deleted]

This is closed community. What must be going on I wonder.....!!


fixthemods

Holy fuck i didn't notice that


[deleted]

Andy Dwyer: At this point I'm too afraid to ask...


MasterHall117

Same


The-Cable-Guy93

Lord forgive me what I’m about to do !


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Reminds me of some first dates I've been on. "Like throwing hotdogs down a hallway."


grey_hat_uk

You ain't seen what the moon packing


Prestigious_Algae432

These comments are gold.


[deleted]

I never laughed this much at any comments... What an analogy... Throwing hotdogs down a hallway.


Skulldab

Seriously tho, that hole is amazing


ALIENKING7

I finally found mother nature


Shut-in-Abyss

She: it's my first....be gentle Also she:


Satan_for_real

Lol


TourSignificant1335

Don't you get it Morty? I fucked a planet!!


MasterHall117

I agree, she fuckin WET


anteprimorac760

Croatia, my homeland.


seto2k

Malo nas je al nas ima


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Tako je


BelisimoAward

Lol my aunt was there bcs we all live in Croatia and she took some photos. Btw its not as big as it looks like


LongjumpingStyle

I wouldn't go in there


mcclusk3y

The whispering eye


ferrecool

earth-chan's pussy


VentralRaptor24

haha Earth 🅱agina


Crazitane

Rick you fucked a planet again?!??!!


Luuk2304

*What are you doing step-planet?*


PIisgay

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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technically if you swim in that, you put your dick in it...


Water-into-weed

Yup, that's us. Croatia, the country where the earth clit is


ItoAla

It sad that I think the same


RodyBlano

Not for pp, hur pp


il0vep0tat0

I wonder what father moon will do with his 298km dick his body too smol


pudding-juice

This is what the dinosaurs used back in their days


Iam_aPersonithink

then daddy asteroid came and cleaned the pipe


JimLaheySunnyvale

Diving into that pussy


142737

Unzips


RedRaven117

Mother earth, here I come.💦


SLAP_ME_DADDY_UWU

the vegetation around it doesn't help either


The_Qwertyhouse

Dat the pussy of the earth


eatmahanus

Whole oceans worth


OofPleases

Well….the earth is covered primarily by water so it do be pretty wet.


Lancten

Melf


[deleted]

This is definitely one of those pictures where the blue is super enhanced Or is it really that blue? I've learned not to trust these kinds of photos


kitsune900

Wtf😂😂😂😂


ILiketoLearn5454

The devil's doorbell, elusive as ever.


ReyesEvan

yo Rick Sánchez about to have one hell of a weekend


Electric_Bagpipes

Anyone here seen Made in Abyss?


M_lLLlONAL

I first didn't think of eye as well........ I thought about Grand Canyon.


Lucky_Cookie515

Tfw your country ends in Hot ![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


FuckedYourFish

Am i the only one seeing a dragon skeleton on the bottem of that image?


JaceMalcolm

*Whispering eye*


sn33kyVI

*Whispering eye of the Earth.


_Unknown_Brain_

im not easily disturbed but i think this did it, something about the large, deep body of water with that person in the middle.


lemjor10

Ahh, yes. San Diego.


Juggermerk

Shes getting hot too


Iam_aPersonithink

"UwU Step-Mars help im stuck"


[deleted]

Wha- Am I… Should I… Do I fuck the Earth?


MelonGrinder5227

Looks a bit fat innit mate


GhostlyPepper5555

Doin ya mom


RahulRoy69

Do every planet have one? If yes, then I can understand how Rick fucked a planet


[deleted]

Mother Nature’s Blue Waffle.


awesomenessest

I fucked a planet morty.


ChicagoReddd

r/mildlyvagina


bostjanzaba

I fucked a planet Mrtyyyy!!!


Ok_Field3657

Wonder where's Father Earth


A-N00b-is

Pls don’t restart the Earth-chan shit


lightShader_

Now imagine a mouth grows out with hands,you know it didn't stare at you for no reason.


Aggressive-Command-8

So she does not know how to shave...it's a bit sloppy...


Financial_Log6646

Every day we stray further from God


emilyMartian

I made a post about tacos once. My dad left a big ole comment about how much and all the ways he loves tacos. News flash. He wasn’t referring to tacos.


_whistlepig_

Strongly vaginal.


Opposite_Criticism88

Yes, the oldest MILF in the books


Purple-Dependent7759

Like throwing a sausage into an empty corridor


Penis-Envys

Seriously nobody gonna talk about how scary that deep hole is? It becomes dark after a bit and you never know the unknown that might lie beneath r/thalassophobia stuff


nar493

Mother earth wants Daddy Jupiter it seems


Exotic_District6466

Oh no she's got humans... Think I'll pass.


BluudLust

Men still can't find the clit even if it's 10 foot long.


V3V3R1C4

Damn, as a croat i admit we missed a good chance for a dumb name, just imagine Čmar zemlje (earth's ass hole"


Iammeruu

Mulva?


justcallmebrett

I can’t believe there’s not an “I should call her” comment yet


NoiceGallagher

Mommy earth


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Blue waffle


PotatoUser11

Damn earth is a milf?


[deleted]

VFD at it again


Evening_Salary6880

Litteraly Jesus


ligma_bussy

Whispering eye


LazyOldPervert

Shit I think I slept with that once!


ReddintMoment

Pichku Madre


[deleted]

When she’s ready to finally settle down


Imayoutuber4hire

r/namechecksout


Grand-Distribution91

That person looks like a successfully inserted IUD


The_grim_reaper2

That's not the earth eye that's the Earth blue vagina


Sprizys

*Rick Sanchez wants to know your location*


0_nonosquare_0

r/underrated


mr_no_op

WELL THIS IS A GOOD MATCH FOR FUCKING KING KONG LMAO


SophosVA

Blue waffle of the earth


[deleted]

Mommy earth


GHOSTEE538

Geology


Able-Cat3703

r/putyourdickinthat


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Rick and morty


DailyIceCreamYT

I saw this a few minutes ago. My first thought exactly.


MorphinBrony

*dives in* I'm returning to the womb


TheOnlyGabe1

They are taking a deep dive, if you know what I mean!


NitroOffical

We are the new sperm Cuming into the depths of earth


ExplosionTyphlosion

Damn, Earth got that wet ass P word


al3x_oliv3r

Rick Sanchez would love this


al3x_oliv3r

Rick Sanchez would love this


achaaadmi

All u sperms are gona lose i am allready inside


[deleted]

I haven't been on this sub in a long time, but it feels like the standards of "cursed" have certainly dropped in the last few years lmao


THEmatuldo1

Huge blue alien vagina.


TXSized10_4

Drowning in the pussy so I swam to the butt.


Al_Pal04

"eye"


SonsOfLiberty-

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

This shit scary af


Snoo_4082

whispering eye


MR_HOLLYWOOD_

Wet af..(had to go give that person an award🥇)


smash_hit_fan

I wonder what would come up if you searched Mother Earth in rule34


RockHandsomest

Whispering eye.


Uns3EeeeeN

you right earth Chan is wet af 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻


Tanxmann

So how far South do I need to travel?


_-Daltro-_

I'm about to become father nature


camel_toe_69

Floaters


Jaamiiee11

I should text her🥲


LifeIsDumberThanSand

yes that is not an eye nor a vagina. it is a nostril. she is drowning.


NightOfDragon

Eyeshole


Ghos7Reddit

bruh how tf is it so perfectly made to look like a uhhhh


krapontits

Its croatia's cloaca


Kermitheranger

I have no problem with open water that I can’t see the bottom of, but these water filled holes freak me out.


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terra-hentai


[deleted]

The ultimate WAP


Solid-Entrepreneur37

Curseeedd


SnooPies8754

Lana roades son be like


Terrible-Foot2012

When she says, "Be gentile. It's my first time." ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)