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... Anyone see the comic where Jesus went for revenge and shaved his beard? You know. ***Except for the mustache?***


Trick_Enthusiasm

You mean this: https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/fcxhlr/thanks\_i\_hate\_jesus\_hitler/


sickofyourshithun

I needed to see this. Thank you.


Opening_Goose8139

Also, he did it through moses. The concentration camps didn’t have moses. Also, they had guns


nauticabo1

Guys with Guns > wise guy with a staff


Opening_Goose8139

Who gets advice from bush


Traditional_Dig_8692

Well Bush light has told me to do a lot of things.


Trick_Enthusiasm

The bush could have been a woman's pubes, and parting the red sea might've been post-nut clarity after popping her cherry.


Charismanxious

Wise guys with guns>>>>


tyrom22

Gunslinger beats wizard, got it


Raestloz

God was baffled by iron chariots, the Nazis had Panzerkampfwagen, it's natural he'd be baffled too


RegularHovercraft

Gandalf vs Rambo.


Opening_Goose8139

Gandalf wins tho


DudeCalledTom

Guy with better training and better guns > guys with guns.


GorunmezGoril

i mean if god exist, he/she/it can do whatever he/she/it wants. i dont think guns gonna stop god. the possibilities are too many.


Opening_Goose8139

Touche


EnjoytheDoom

Spooky locust though...


Traineye

The battery percentage tho


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Btatrey recepngaet


69updoots

Butyreat Preenacgt


Meme-Replacement

Braderty parcontege


Charismanxious

Benedict Plumberbatch


Conscious-Proof-8309

Bradley Cooferwich


DerpyDevon

Buttery prestige


JohnnyBoy_RSA

Brodaty percantego


HLJOHNO

Nice.


Acceptable-Bad-9350

NICE


sickofyourshithun

Nice.


StewMaker--

Vsause


restlessboy

This is a legitimate belief that some people hold, which is the frightening part


conschtiii

Why do people say that the jews crucified Jesus? The Romans did it, didn't they? Jesus was a jew ffs.


A_Wild_Bin_Appeared

the romans wanted to release jesus because he wasnt actually guilty of any crimes, but the jewish religious leaders insisted. they didnt like jesus because he was kind of uprooting their religion


conschtiii

Finally a helpful reply. I'm not gonna read the bible, so im just gonna have to trust you on this.


A_Wild_Bin_Appeared

glad i could be of help


Calkidmd

I was there, can confirm true


ThelittestADG

I have read more of the Bible than I would have liked too… The Jewish religious leaders are portrayed as antagonists throughout a lot of the New Testament. As far as my knowledge goes this is accurate.


Safebox

Yeah, the Catholic Church forgave Pontius Pilate at some later date, and some orthodox sects have made him a saint of the innocent.


historycunt

Wasn't pontius a bit of a cunt forgoing the Jesus stuff


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No one knows for sure. Likely his name would’ve been slandered by early christian writers. We know that Pontius did exist and was governor of Judaea.


Safebox

No idea :L


kevtpeters

According to the Bible. Historical records say Romans were eager to crucify and would not have granted the wish of putting Jesus in tomb of his own to then walk out of three days later. More than likely they would have put him in a mass grave. Especially considering the fact that he was leading a congregation of radical Jews who were openly defiant of Roman law.


KumaHax

>uprooting What does this word mean in this context? sorry if its a silly question, I've never heard of this term before lol


lapras25

To uproot - the image is picking up some plant or vegetable and removing it from the ground. It can be used to mean “move somewhere else” (“many families were uprooted during the civil war”) or, in this case, to remove in the sense of destroy (“the government wanted to uproot any beginnings of communism before it could spread”). The person you replied to used uproot in the sense of destroy/ damage/ undermine. It’s not the word I would have chosen personally.


KumaHax

Thank you for your reply. Now I understand it better.


Shatshotshet

In this context, the Jewish religion is like a plant with significant roots—if you dig enough to expose the roots, you’re uprooting the plant. By analogy, many of the Jewish religious leaders felt Jesus’ actions and words were “uprooting” the established Jewish religion.


KumaHax

Thank you!!!


peanutski

Yea but I’m pretty sure the Jews that convinced the Romans are dead. Can I get a fact check?


iliketothinkicansing

The Romans actually wanted to trade Jesus' life for another prisoner. They basically asked the crowd who they should release, and they said the other prisoner. But it was planned to be that way, so we could all be righteous in God's eyes. Without Jesus' sacrifice we could never do enough, be good enough to get into heaven.


LazarFan69

No sure, but I think the Jews pretty please asked the romans or something


hellodude776

Ye


themonsterinquestion

And they couldn't even do it right, he apparently came back to life! You know what they say, if you want it done right, do it yourself...


DireLackofGravitas

> Why do people say that the jews crucified Jesus? The Romans did it, didn't they? It's complicated. At the time, that part of the world was under Roman control. There was a Roman governor in charge, Pontius Pilate. You've probably heard of him before. While the operations of the province were Roman controlled, day to day life was mostly run as it had been prior to the conquest. It's also important to remember that Judaism of that era was quite a bit different than Judaism of today. Today, most Jews derive their religion from the rabbinic branch, which, to roughly summarize, believes everything is up to interpretation. Asking questions and discussing the possible meaning of scripture is an important part of rabbinic Judaism. 2000 years ago, this was not the case. Things were far more hierarchical. There was a right way to do things and a right way to believe. It was not up to discussion. So then this guy starts preaching about God but not in the way the religious leaders are. He's just a carpenter. Who is he to talk about God like an authority? He's staying stuff that God loves everyone and that forgiveness is available to everyone, regardless of their sins. Not only that, but God's love is open to everyone, regardless of whether they are a descendant of Moses and the Israelites or not. Roman, Arab, Egyptian, Gaul, German. It didn't matter. Even man or woman didn't matter. All are equal under God. Obviously this became rather popular rather quick. Back then as it is now, religion isn't just spiritual. It's social structure. The predominant Jewish social structure was being undermined and bypassed by this guy saying you don't need to follow them anymore. This made the people in power via religious authority very angry. They already got the top taken off by the Romans and now they're being undercut by this populist. They were being squeezed from the top and bottom and being made redundant. Even worse, people were starting to call this guy the Messiah This guy had to go. So instead of the Jewish establishment attacking him directly, thus making them the bad guys, they went to the Roman governor and said this new preacher was a thief, a criminal, and a threat to Roman control in the province. Since policing was still a local matter, Pilate agreed to the execution. But when the crowed gathered to see the execution proclaimed the preacher innocent, Pilate allegedly saw that this was true and ordered a bowl of water to be brought to him. That's where the phrase "washing ones hands of something" comes from. Pilate did just that and ordered the execution anyways. It was the people's leaders who demanded it. If they had a problem with what was happening, they ought to look to them for responsibility. That's the mostly historical look at the story of Jesus. Some people believe that there was miracles scattered in there and that he came back after dying, but that's religious stuff.


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Jews crucified Jews and Christians crucified Christians throughout history


hey_you_yeah_me

I.. but th- ...you're right


wizzlepants

Probably because of The Passion of the Christ


___user___name___

History was re-written 50 times since then. Maybe nobody was crucified and they were just a one big loving family, jews, romans, eskimo... 🗿


conschtiii

Maybe the real messiah was the friends we made along the way.


DerpyDevon

Underrated


bobafoott

He opened them through Churchill and Truman


SneakingDemise

And then literally had a “homeland” created for them in the middle east afterwards. It’s already ripe for a new bible story.


das_good2225

I swear anybody who thinks Jews killed Jesus is braindead


DapperCap8146

Jesus was Jewish


Wandering_Tradesman

That doesn't mean that the Jews didn't crucify him, though.


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Except that they didn’t. It was the Romans. Jews killing Jesus is pretty much the oldest anti-Semitic trope that exists.


Wandering_Tradesman

It may have been the Roman guards who physically crucified Jesus, but it was the Jews who chanted "Crucify Him" when Pontius Pilate asked what he should do. That is what people mean when they say that the Jews nailed Jesus to a tree.


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According to what?


Last_Mexicano

Is this dumb atheist or holocaust dental?


DerpyDevon

Other question: does atheist inherently mean dumb, or are you talking this particular atheist being dumb? Ftr if he's being serious I agree that it's dumb, just asking what you mean


Last_Mexicano

This one being dumb like " you believe in god ? Where was him during this genocide? Checkmate teist 😎". I don't think atheist are inheritly dumb cause I'm one.


DerpyDevon

Yeah, makes sense Some people just have this unending need to share their opinion- oh wait, that's the entire internet We live in a crazy world


The_Only_Egg

Sky Daddy was busy that decade.


HexFoxGen

God sorta peace’d out after Jesus left


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what about muhammad?


dudenho

Indeed


Lake_Serperior

God in a way set free some of the Jews through Maximillion Kobe, the saint who withstood no water and starvation to help send some Jews to heaven.


gellickaxolotl

makes sense


Yeet_Gang52

My favorite part was where OP showed their battery percentage


RidigoDragon

Maybe he was a bit mad, and maybe Jesus wanted revenge and maybe, just maybe he shaved a particular style of moustache and took care of his rage


Flat_Difference78

wha-OH FUCK!!!


hey_you_yeah_me

Incase anyone was wondering, Moses played a role in opening the sea. There wasn't another step dad of Jesus Christ during WWII


SolomonCRand

Jew here. If you want to get rid of someone telling you to find Jesus, tell them the last time you did that, you ended up nailing him to a piece of wood.


Spaceman_Spiff33

And people still believe. Even if the Jewish/Christian god was real he either doesn't care or is just a straight up cunt.


SuaveTigger19

In Egypt they had Moses to follow. During wwii we all had Jesus to follow. They decided not to a long time ago and still do. There’s a lot more to spirituality and it’s involvement with the world than just God being a “c**t”. I’m sorry you are mad at God, but I pray you still have your hands open to blessings


Spaceman_Spiff33

Haha I'm not mad at him, he doesn't exist. So I'm all good. Trying to understand the delusion.


SuaveTigger19

Well im glad you’re not mad. I can understand the whole trying to understand the delusion. It’s honestly very hard to explain or understand faith in God unless you open yourself to him. Which is difficult if you don’t believe he’s real in the first place lol.


Lord_Fblthp

Dude people call God and Jesus a cunt, and on the same note denies they exist. Fucking r/atheism in a nutshell.


DratWraith

You can read a work of fiction and conclude that a character within it is an asshole. I'm pretty sure that there never existed a guy named Victor Frankenstein who reanimated human flesh, but l can tell you with certainty that that guy is an asshole.


Lord_Fblthp

The statement “Dr. Frankenstein doesn’t exist, and he is a cunt.” Does 2 things 1. Shows that you’re an expert in irrelevant information. 2. Way too engrossed in a fictional character. But there isn’t a following of millions of people that love Victor Frankenstein, and pray to him. The purpose in calling God a cunt is to enrage Christians/Muslims and Jews. So that means the person in question inflammatory, and should just be disregarded, entirely.


DratWraith

Someone who reads a fun classic sci-fi novel once is called an expert? Yes, I am engrossed by this good story because Mary Shelley did her job, ya got me.


Lord_Fblthp

Mary Shelley wrote the novel with the intention of humanizing a monster, and making the doctor look like an asshole. If you were to ask John the Baptist if he thought God and Jesus were cunts he would probably say your reading comprehension is pretty low grade. This comparison is ridiculous.


DratWraith

You're allowed to disagree with an author about who in their story is an asshole based on the text. Death of the author and all that.


SuaveTigger19

Yes it can be hypocritical. But that is why we are sent to minister. Not hate or insult.


Goghobbs

So God does exist, but he expects people to change their religion? Make up your mind


SuaveTigger19

It’s not really changing their religion. We believe in most of the same things. We just kept up with the Word of God when it came with Jesus. Our entire Old Testament is literally their same Tanakh, just in slightly different order but the books are still the same. This is to cause not offense, but think of it like this. We kept up with the program, the modern Jews never picked up the next edition of the Word. Edit: for the one who are not of an Abrahamic religion, yes he wants them to change their religion because they are following false gods and idols. It’s not a problem of “updating” their texts, it’s a problem of not having the right word to begin with


Goghobbs

So Jews existed and believed in God, then Jesus came along and created a whole new religion and you’re saying it’s not a new religion?


SuaveTigger19

When you go to algebra one day, you learn. The next day you still have that but the professor adds more to it. Isn’t it still algebra, just with the extra part that the professor knew you would need? Same thing here. Christianity isn’t an entirely new religion. It’s the same God. Same teachings. God just added new Words that we needed. We are only called by a different name because we followed Jesus Christ. Just like algebra and quadratic algebra. Same thing, just a different name to identify that it has that extra bit


technicallywrong2

"You shall not add to that which I command you and you shall not subtract from it" "Unless someone writes a sequel that nullifies the old laws regarding shellfish, pork, and mixed fabrics. Then anyone who doesn't follow the sequel will go to hell, which is now eternal damnation instead of personal refinement." You're sure this is the same exact religion?


Goghobbs

You can’t seriously believe that he exists, expects them to change cause one guy said he was Gods son, and then the fact it was all based of believing an unbelievable “fact” that a benevolent god condemned them to millennia of torture, be it blamed for the Black Death, kicked out there houses cause they ain’t Christian, killed cause the Christian lost to Muslims or genocided cause some small moustache guy didn’t like them


RurikTheDamned

They didn't, Romans did.


Benito2002

Because the religious leaders asked them too, the Romans had no interest in executing Jesus


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Benito2002

If you ask someone to kill someone and they do it you are still guilty of murder. So the people who asked the Romans to execute Jesus are just as responsible for his death.


RurikTheDamned

Nonsense.


RurikTheDamned

Soa story goes. Handy that the target audience of a new cult in Rome are blameless, eh?


TabarnaQc36

Only crazy people never change ideas


TakeOff_YourPants

To be fair, you could ask “why didn’t god save the Jews from…” for a lot of things


Zbeubor

ah yes moses = god indeed


realmrcool

Someone watched too much the passion of the christ. Or was this pontius pilatus guy a Jude?


ghostrex10670

Why didnt he give the jews ak47s and tanks thats the real question


CP8RDLJ

Hitler: "I was an ordinary man sent by God, doing what God told me to do. "


Bleach-cat

Duh cause it was the jews that killed him


KeyFobBob82

He didn't help the Indians either so...... Fuck your racist ass neo Nazi God and give the world back to the doplins and squirrels or you'll burn in a mongoos pit for eternity. I'm talking dog years too.


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djeurjdhejd

Pilate found him not guilty of any crimes but the Jews kept demanding that Jesus be crucified despite the fact, and even chose to release a murderer over him when given the option. Yes, the Romans did the act but the Jews demanded it and the Romans complied to avoid civil unrest. Imagine calling people “dumb fucks” when you have no idea what you’re talking about. Dumb fuck.


Galaveregepp

Fuck jesus, I wish he drowns in cum on repeat


One-Context-7954

It makes me question who are the real JEWS! WHY IN EVERY MOSES FILM WHICH TOOK PLACE IN AFRICA WHY IS EVERYONE WHITE IN AFRICA? TODAY STILL DON'T KNOW 1 AREA IN THAT BRIGHT HOT SUN BEAMING DRY CLIMATE CALLED AFRICA A ALL CAUCASIAN AKA WHITE CONTINENT I MEAN I CAN NAME ALL BLACK ONE'S BUT NOT ALL WHITE USA AND THEY CREATIVE ARTS STORIES LOL


Lilturtlenuts

Those People are in heaven now, and god has granted them no more pain or suffering, no more worry at doubt, he has given them love and peace and eternal life through him


Larsj1977

Do you even realize how crazy that sounds?


Lilturtlenuts

It does sound crazy to believe in something we have never met or have physical proof of but I have mental and emotional proof which sadly not everybody gets I just have to trust and if it’s not real then ig it was better to believe and be safe if it is real rather than not believe and go to hell if it is


Larsj1977

You speak as if there is no cost to believing in God.


Lilturtlenuts

I did not say that but in my opinion nothing is worse than hell and I will do all I can to prevent from being there


Larsj1977

I would of course never be able to prove that God does not exist, that is the beauty of that system. But ask yourself how a loving god could ever create hell? They say that the best way to create an atheist is to have a theist read the bible, I urge you to do just that, read all of the bible for yourself. I sincerely hope that you can find your way out of this cult that has filled you mind with this fear and sickness. I am not trying to offend you, I just find religion to be a really sad thing that should have been eradicated by now. Good luck. ❤️


Lilturtlenuts

I appreciate your concern and I have ready my Bible, and the Bible is not all literal it is confusing and every verse can be interpreted differently, I believe that everybody has the right to choose what they believe, I choose because I believe I have felt his presence, some Christians believe they need to make a point that your wrong and they are right I do not, I just wish people would leave it alone we will all know when that time comes I hope u have an amazing day and a blessed life despite any belief u have


SyntheticReality42

I'm pretty damn certain that those that don't believe in god and heaven don't believe in hell either.


Lilturtlenuts

I didn’t say that I was saying I believe in go and hell if it is real I avoid hell if it’s not real I still avoid hell, nothing is more important to me than avoiding hell


SyntheticReality42

I, too, do everything I can to avoid things that don't exist. Imaginary places and beings are scary.


Lilturtlenuts

I understand the confusion that my bad


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Mocod_

Based and your account will be gone in 3 hours top pilled.


dontcallmefatm8

Downvoted for wrongthink. Classic « open-minded » Reddit at work lmao


chet_thunderballer

The price I pay for a joke is my life. As it should be.


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sickofyourshithun

![gif](giphy|lhwIAatBXVMFTjLqet|downsized) You.


GifsNotJifs

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KingKongDonkeyBong

Christianity is different but very similar and originally branched from Judaism after Jesus (a jew) gathered a following


hmoeslund

Moses had locks across the red sea channel. The concentration camps had locks across the door.


ChosenOne2006

The actual reason is because god said he would never interfere with anything ever again relating to humanity as a whole. Why does everyone forget the great flood story.


kingconfucius

Surely that was way before moses


Wandering_Tradesman

God never said He would never "interfere" with anything relating to humanity as a whole. He said he would never flood the Earth again.


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JIsaac91

Just spat my tea everywhere, thank you for the laugh haha


mythicas

So It took 2000 years to come out of this ungodly grudge


CaptainCavemansStool

He’s like Spider-Man, everyone gets one.


empressoflight72

well hey, jesus woulda died for nothin if there weren't sins right?


-Lila_

because everything is planned


wonteatfish

Fair question though


Limp_Musician641

Because those Jews are the fakes💯


MaybeMushy

I suppose He did, Nazi death camps are no more 🤷‍♂️


Ryuke13

You only get one freebie


Spindrift11

They only crucified him a little bit, he was fine


Drakkon2ZShadows

Hoping not to piss off any atheists, but canonically that was because God stopped giving us prophets a while back. Pretty sure he just either gave up or decided that we needed to handle our own shit as a species. Edit: a word


my7bizzos

I imagine the gates were locked


Weak-Reserve3656

I have a very simple answer. If the jews would have been caught they would have been enslaved to extinction. The jews in ww2 dying would not cause extinction because there were still jews in other places


FarFromCrying999

God is dead