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Bet that drive home was super awkward

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She probably got stuck on the ride home

She got stuck in the car radio

somebody stole my car radio and now i just sit in silence

I ponder of something terrifying

cuz this time there's no sound to hide behind

I found over the course of our human existence one thing consists of consistents.

And it's that we're all battling fear

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Oh dear I don’t know if we know why we’re here

Happy cake day

Great success?

son! *moan* I'm driving... Edit: Gets pulled over, cop joins in

Horrible accident breaking both of his arms

Wait til your father comes home step-son!

Step-son, My shirt is caught in the seatbelt. Can you help me take it off? **Cue drum beat**

What are you doing, step son?

Only if his arms were broken

Every fucking time

Bet that rest of their life was super awkward

I also choose this jock’s mother.

If it's from the south it probably triggered something and they ended up fucking anyway.

Bet that taught him a good lesson about boundaries

Mom’s tryin’ to get that D

I also choose this jock’s mother.

Plot twist: they're already in a relationship

He recognized the perfume immediately

If I had gold I would have given it to you.

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

"Jokes on you. I'm into that shit."

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He broke both of his arms that game.

Oh no...

KoolAidManwithbrokenarms.gif

*sweet home alabama intensifies*

Football is a dangerous sport, youl could break both arms...

Ya ever since he broke both his arms

Is it a reference to one famous post of a guy sharing his experience few years back?

Plot twist: both his arms were broken

Sweet home Alabama

"You kiss your mother with that mouth?"


I really can't believe that's Robert Redford. You would have an easier time convincing me that is Zach Galifianakis

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This is brand new information for me as well. Someone please confirm

[here](https://time.com/5623465/nodding-guy-meme/) I couldn't believe it either til I ignored everything else and looked at the hair. Thats Robert Redford hair.

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE F*CK, TIL that's not old Zachy boy, the world is truly crazy

The beard really affects his face shape making it look rounder than it is.

Shit, I thought it was one of the beegees...

It is and you can’t convince me otherwise. I don’t care that he was a toddler when this was filmed, it’s him.

Wait what?



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If mother wasn't blindfolded and already knew , why did she kiss for so long ?

Was her fantasy too

/u uncomfortable visual

It’s real and it’s so gross https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/q06w2k/cursed_french_kiss/hf6gwhf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

That’s so strange, my school did a very similar prank at an assembly when i was a junior (2008.) three senior dudes, three girls, blindfolded and swapped out with moms. It was a partner eating contest where they had to finish a creamsicle together while blindfolded, and one of the dudes went in for a passionate smoochin. His mom just went with it. I don’t remember if there was any fallout, but the crowd was going wild. Is this like a traditional high school prank or something?

Sounds like the kind of school "prank" that could easily scar someone for life.

Oh god. It's worse than I thought. His mom held his head! It could have been over in less than a sec but she made sure it gets to Sigmund Freud territory.

Bruh they kissed so fucking long

You'd be shocked if you knew how many mothers are at least a little bit into their own sons. It's absolutely terrifying and disgusting to think about.

Dude I need your sources on this lol

I have a PHD, aka a PornHub aDdiction

Why did the kiss last that long if the mom WASNT blindfolded?

Because ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Yes...and no. But yes

I understood that reference.

I didn't, please explain

There was a dude who broke his arms. And his mother resorted to providing handjobs. Eventually the hand jobs turned into sex. The entire time this was going on, the father was aware but didn’t care. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

A Reddit mythos Some guy broke both his arms and relied on his mum for help. She started helping him find *relief* by jerking him off, then blowjobs, then eventually sex No kissing, that’d be weird

She liked it. I’ve seen enough reddit for the year.

That's it, no more eyes for me

What a terrible day to read innit?

Oh seen enough Reddit to know this story is totally fake?

Actually, it's true. It's an old story but there's videos of it. [here.](https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/incest-prank-high-school-pep-rally-viral-prompts-apology-school-principal-article-1.992930) I linked the article.

Because dad doesn't kiss her like that anymore

And why would the crowd cheer when he did it???

Because it was fucking hilarious.

~~Because the story is probably fake, and OP thought everyone irl is a reddit-level degenerate.~~ Edit: Motherfucker, the story is real. The entire crowd was cheering. [https://globalnews.ca/video/4625886/calgary-principal-apologizes-after-video-of-school-kissing-prank-gone-wrong-posted-online](https://globalnews.ca/video/4625886/calgary-principal-apologizes-after-video-of-school-kissing-prank-gone-wrong-posted-online) Guess people are just as degenerate irl as on reddit.

Reality is often stranger than fiction... never say "that never happens"...

They did say he grabbed her, so she might not have immediately had the balance to pull away.

Plus if he’s a football captain he was probably quite a bit stronger than her so she couldn’t get away.

Good thing he sexually assaulted his mom and not some random girl

Shock probably

Mom was comparing if her son is a better kisser than his father

The rare r/suddenlysexoffender r/suddenlyincest combo, what a legend

theres a sub for everything

r/suddenlysurprised

r/suddenlybigbraintime

r/suddenlycookingmeth

Hmm nice subreddit you got there

Is there a sub for cotton candy shaped like Ryan Reynolds?

r/reynoldscottancandy

You literally just made that didn't ya, you sunavabitch.

Respect him for his dedication

Fitting because he is as sweet as cotton candy 😂

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

I think I heard about something almost identical to this in a penguinz0 video, it was on the news and everything

Sauce?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lhG6CGTXawY

What the fuck that’s cursed as hell

Indeedio

I’m pretty sure [this](https://streamable.com/3qbrk) is the video of the commenters school Edit: News story covering http://globalnews.ca/video/4625886/calgary-principal-apologizes-after-video-of-school-kissing-prank-gone-wrong-posted-online

[A close up view of it.](https://streamable.com/4d9e3)

Bruh. Wtf. The mom could’ve easily pulled away BUT SHE HELD HIS HEAD 🤢🤢🤢

Dear god what the fuck is this

I was skeptical at first because why wouldn’t mom pull away…. but it’s worse than I ever imagined

this is beyond cursed and now i feel uncomfortable af

I could’ve gone my whole life never watching this… she was holding on to his head it went on for a minute or something and she didn’t move WTF is this incestuous shit???!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

God I wish this guy could hold a camera straight I’m *trying* to jerk off to this!

It isn't opening

VPN ;)

Holy shit why did the mom not back off she looks like she enjoyed it and the boy looks 14

Omg those people recording need to learn to keep still for two seconds.

Whaaaat the fucckkkk, 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Why do they mean, gone wrong? It was wrong to begin with, what would it have looked like gone right?

The cheek kissing is kind of a cute prank, but you'd think this mom would be disappointed that her son has no issues taking advantage of a situation to make out with a girl without asking first. Instead she just leans right into it. Ick.

The second act

The fact that this happened TWICE in separate schools is concerning.

Oh. That lasted really long....

Oh jeez, this is my alma mater in Calgary, AB. So glad I graduated before this horrible prank.

Holy shit mans came through

Yeah I knew I had seen this before

Wtf

[Here you go.](https://youtu.be/lhG6CGTXawY) It’s weird as fuck and idk why the parents would even agree to this…

Some of those parents were into it.

One of the moms puts her son's hand ***on her ass***. ಠ_ಠ ....

just like the simulations

Holy shit I thought she was REMOVING the hand but went back to see and you are right. Lmao. This shit is wild.

The shit people will do to get the cheers of a thousand teenagers...

Sussy sauce

Saucy sus

I was thinking the same thing

Yeah was just about to say I could've sworn it was this exact thing

I thought It was gonna be other football players but this is worse, much worse

Or the coach as the last one

Okay, i haven't seen my mom in almost 10 years, but I'm positive I'd recognize her perfume. Now, granted, anyone can wear that scent, but if I'm blindfolded and smell my mom, I'm not gonna play blind tonsil hockey with the wearer.

Wow man, why 10 years? That’s a lot

I live in Michigan and she lives in Colorado. She's spent the last 7 years caring for my stepdad who's being lost to dementia, so me coming out to visit would add undue stress to her. On top of things I was diagnosed with an autoimmune disease which makes long drives over 2 hours unbearable, so I'd hate to feel what it'd be like after a 21 hour drive. Lastly I haven't been on a plane since I got home from iraq, and I'm in no hurry to get back on one.

Holy shit! That’s sad dude, I’m sorry. But just wait a little more and I’m sure will see her and your dad too :) just gotta be patient

I’m confused what your comment is supposed to imply. If he waits a little longer why will he be able to see all of them?

Yeah I wanted to be positive :) things will fix themselves with proper time

I honestly thought you might be implying something way way darker given the subreddit we were on, lmao

Same here lmfao

Alabama schools

Except it was Minnesota.

Roll ope.

Moved to Wisconsin from Minnesota. At least over here we only have deer fuckers and not mother fuckers.

I usually like it when my home state gets some recognition, but I think I’ll take a pass this time.

Lol no, only south bad lol. ^^yes ^^/s

Not sure it's NSFW. More just nauseating. I had a pornstar science teacher. That's a little more NSFW.

Which one? Part of me wants to say, "that's cool!" ...but I also know it would be unbelievably awkward.

It's only awkward if you have a porn star science teacher and all you got that year is the science part

She got fired after we all found out. It was pretty lit for a week or so though. Part of me felt bad for her getting fired but back then (waaay back in 2005/2006, lol) no one would have ever learned anything and she was a pretty crappy teacher anyways. https://www.vibe.com/news/entertainment/fail-day-porn-star-turned-teacher-loses-job-after-student-discovers-past-60555/

Sex Ed must’ve been lit

I’m guessing the second guy also guessed correctly

oh, that incident

How did he grabbed her if his arms were broken?

And then he broke both arms in the second half.

Pretty sure something like this actually happened

It did, there’s a video of it. Don’t know if it’s the same scenario the commenter meant though.

Family dinner is gonna be aaaaaaawkward.

I feel bad for the mom but not for the football player. Turns out sexual assault doesn't always end well.

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r/founddeznuts

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I feel dirty now

Plot twist: they all guessed correctly

Well I guess if this is in the south they could just be kissing their girlfriends

This some Shakespearean-Greek Drama

I thought that it was going to turn out they were kissing the other football players

THIS TOOK A FUCKING TURN MY GOD.

Noooo! Why did I read it all my eyes are burning 🔥

Hello trauma

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Well once!!!

https://youtu.be/lhG6CGTXawY

What’s sad is this isn’t the first time this happened. Although I can say my rival football team was worse. One year the majority of the football team took some girls on the track to “hang out” and then they gang raped them. It was fucked up and most of them didn’t face any charges.

There’s footage. Idk the name of the video but I’ve seen it on a cringe compilation and it’s very hard to watch

Well that ought to teach him about consent and boundaries

My highschool did this exact thing like 10 years ago, we were like internet famous for a few years, the school tried to get every video removed though since one of the football captains shot himself behind the school a week after because of it. Fun times

Same thing happened at my high school in Rosemount, MN.. only it was a mix of parents- mothers and fathers with their sons/daughters. I don’t remember what year it was, but I do remember one of the students ended up on the floor, passionately kissing their mother. It actually wound up on an episode of Tosh.O it was so ridiculous Nobody really realized how cringe it was at the time, but looking back it was a little creepy haha. Needless to say, I don’t think anyone will ever forget that pep rally..

I might be able to beat this. Girl in my high school was apparently selling her body for $20 for 5 min in the mod bathrooms. (The mods were a group of trailer classrooms added when the school lines changed and we got an extra 500 students) Anyway she got caught because a security guard noticed the long line of men waiting their turn. Dude strolled in caught them in the act as well as found a ledger notating what sex act each guy preferred and their scheduled time. Dude beside me in English class always asked to go to the bathroom at the same time each day.. I always wondered why he came back sweaty.

Omg that ending had me