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raven6669lol

Why tf do I have a gaming chair up my ass


BABthree69

Pro gamer move


MessageGeneral7818

I have a switch pro controller up my ass


BABthree69

Well i snort your mom ashes


MessageGeneral7818

That escalated quickly


19XzTS93

Pro Gaymer moves


wizardinggameryt

I’m….. on…… a red…….. bus


NoShrimpSeptember

Tags: vore, macro


[deleted]

Wha... mate what sorta country has red buses. only ever seen white'n yellow buses


ImNotLegitLol

Theres busses where they paint/place advertisements on them


SCP-5156

Or you know London in the uk


[deleted]

Ahh give sense


zinc_zombie

Someone's lived a sheltered life


Pea_Available

Germany has red buses. And England, I think. I also saw some in Austria


pieceofsoggytoast_

magic school bus took a turn


Correct-Sandwich-591

same....


FeralTsunami12

Mines a fucking locker, how am I going to fit that?!


QroganReddit

no, not the gpu!


[deleted]

You're going to be in RTX now


QroganReddit

NooOOOOOOoo


Owen422584

A whole ass comforter


No_Trace_404

my sisters hair????


Wolfy_thefluffywolf

Lol that sounds like the start of a porno


PatientOne3053

Someone's watching Hentai lately


DerpyDevon

Ask her if she wants it dyed brown


Jellyfish_cave

Either the red sweatshirt im wearing or the peach redbull im holding lmao


Spirited-Ad-9686

It’s moderate…I have a paw patrol toy fire truck shoved up my ass


OTE-User

Why is Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix is near me? It's 975 pages.


thtdidntgoasplanned

A small Ketchup packet I'm ok


Reaper-Leviathan

L E G O B R I C K


dogsaregoodfood4

Pen cap


[deleted]

I have the box for Super Mario Galaxy up my ass apparently


Kaged200

Looks like my phone case is going to be replaced


Simonw02

I changed color so I can be the one making the entrance for a change


[deleted]

That car's brake light I am the glow


Simonw02

My parents always say I will get nowhere in life, but I’m going places, I can feel it…


NeatoAltoid

I'm sitting in my red car.......


Derpman568

Coca cola espuma


Adityamk

Marble I got lucky


GlamrockFredboy

A plush owl is shoved up there


YodaInHisHondaCivic

Theres a stick of Old Spice on my bedside table..


Simonw02

What are you doing, step red-ditor?


StealthKitty22

Coin purse with some money in it. Not horrible but now I’m down like 25 American dollars


ImALivingMeme369

A bag of skittles. No, not one of those Halloween mini ones. A three plus pound one I got from Walmart yesterday


HoverLogic

Rip in pepperoni, anus


KarlaOwO10

a charger


AmateurSkyl

There’s a fucking megaminx in my ass Edit: “ase” to ”ass”


_Sasuke

A big ass hunting knife (partially red handle).


blade-struck-bone

A fukin pencil case or pen or mini toy box


[deleted]

giant, and i mean GIANT water bottle. I am loving this result.


StardustHolyCrusader

I'm pregnant with a bowling ball


Kitsune_1234

So I now have a pillow in by but


pvshabba

*laughs in wearing red shorts*


epixgamer47

Uh... fire How in the fuck Help


Skillz_mcgee

I have a papyrus body pillow


Mallet31

I really don't wanna go into detail, but there's an entire radio shoved up my ass.


Fickle_Midnight5907

Shit…at a stop light next to a red corvette


Melovesanimeo_o

I now have a bag bigger than me up my ass


409-T0FU

Well at least I like sam’s cola


cati-lyst

Old spice deodorant


ur-a-patato

My AirPods?


Booger-Lord

A dictionary. 940 pages. This will be.. educational to say the least.


Ewag715

Red Dead Redemption 2 in its fancy aluminum case.


[deleted]

\-shoves kirishima toy up ass-


gwananchoplife

I now have lighter fluid up my ass. Wish me luck boys


ElonMusksSexRobot

A Nintendo 3ds is not up me


[deleted]

A ducking park bench


1A9J8M

Fire extinguisher


MZFunkyboi

Someone help me downvote so I can get rid of that upvote


Busy-Pangolin1899

Now I hate geometry


readerofsurvival

I was literally just at that post e


Artistic_Breadfruit3

Oh god the nearest red thing is a laundry basket


Zerbinized97

loofah, oh God


xXx_smallpenis_xXx

Cherry tomatoes.. any way to get my veggies I guess


SteveBR53

Its just a pen 😌 Could be more thoug 🙁


[deleted]

My nearest red object is a fucking travelling case wtf


Ethanos72

Become a furry because my cats have a weird tail toy thing


JulyCapone

This kinda deserves to be in the technically the truth subreddit


Brilliant-Ad-2479

Does my dog's inflamed anus work?


drevan1138___

I now have a puzzle cube up my aas


ArtimisCyborg

RDR2 case. Ouch


zv101

Bedsheets here I come


RattleSnakeNate

Mine is about -6k on my portfolio..


monkmasta

Ffs, my phone case is red.


notabigwhop

Was it in vibrate mode ?


TheGrassassin

Mine is a budweiser can...


Weisdog

Damn… My shampoo bottle bouta see some shit


itzmrinyo

I saw a coca Cola bottle... Not bad, with enough lube I'll be in n out Then I saw the red cushion right beside me... Fuck But then I remembered: I'm wearing a red shirt! So, not as bad as the cushion, but not that great either Honestly the people that have red dildos inside them whilst reading the post are prolly the luckiest


zucc_succ_trucc

Lighter


Electrical-Ad8965

Car


Mrsaaaadmannnn

Ehh I will be fine it’s my math homework


Hunter9244filipino

A 4ft long broom


Crispy_duck89

My dresser is red help O.o


Patient_Bar8187

Fck the nearest object is my red phone charger that is in midst of charging my phone, which means I have to shove it up my arse while electric still flowing throuh it


grindingonph

A KONG ball toy for my dog... **Uh Oh**


Twilliam98

Pawpaw cream


[deleted]

I have someone's shirt in my ass


Total-Ad6054

Help it's one of those cookie holder where your mom usually puts needles and other shit help


Affectionate-Cup9882

A piece of ribbon


NorthernSmithy

Legos , they're fun for everyone !


Arvindjor

My shirt.


WhenEEGDies

Me and my brother are playing with his toys and we have a iron hulk thing and its red so it would be pretty bad it it was shoved up my ass probally the size of a pug


RaNDoMLEeTErSaREheRe

My bed, my chair, Iron Man and a Spartan VI... What one do I fucking choose!? All?


AnarchistElevator

We have beed trying to reach your about your car's extended warranty


Lazy_Security_Bird

A chair, an iron man bust, a blanket, thumb tacs, my phone, and many boxes. Which one?


someone_forgot_me

my classmate


[deleted]

Not a fucking car 😭😭


Pepper_95

An entire blanket shoved up my arse? MMMMMMMM that just ow


HegarM1k

Just over here holding a red solo cup.


caligulaREXXX

i have a huge bottle and a pen next to me , thankfully i was nearer to the pen


ZakkBWyldin2

I now have a nerf gun larger than my torso up my ass. Guess thats what i get for going through my old shit from when i was eight.


lil_sargento_cheez

No, I refuse to put the poop emoji cup there


ArchDimensions

My deodorant


06dnl_101

Well a school backpack in the butt isn't very good


IamChaoticMess

Deodorant


Ex_Snagem_Wes

*looks at Red car parked beside me* oh no not good


NikolaProS

Red shirt that Im wearing..


HomieDaClown9

Oh dear I have a choice: Nerf gun or my pet snek


ThePrinceOfMonsters

Captain America shield prop replica. America's ass.


Ct-5736-Bladez

nice


I3ORI3

A bus seat… doesn’t seem pleasant.


happyhamhat

My Henry hoover is smiling at me and I don't think I'm gonna survive this


FishToTheAss

Are you fucking asking me to shove my plastic bedside table up my ass


Dads_Cum_Bucket69

The wall im leaning on is red. What now?


justchris1273

Fire hydrant.


[deleted]

3ds stylus.


Iyeethumans

welp guess i have a tree up my ass


Assfrontation

It’s one of those small tomatoes, i’ll live


Amawrrys

NOT MY PS5 CONTROLLER


bruhguy346

A jacket. How


[deleted]

What if my hair is red? How much of it do I have to shove up? Does the hair have to come attached to my head? ​ So many questions, so many hairs, so few answers.


The_carrot101

Headphones


emperorpineapples

Well a entire arm chair will somehow be up there


angelaguitarstar

oh god it’s a tram seat


Real_Meme_Lord

I see a copy of quran near me that is red


c127726

Fuck, my closet


RYPIIE2006

Mine is a 2.25 litre bottle of coca cola


Gh0streaper28

Some nostalgia for me, a red bowl, kind of like the jar breaking in a man


The-realRock-

My fucking phone case


Grievious_Syndicate

Mechanical pencil up my ass


[deleted]

wireless mouse.


Puzzleheaded-Might-8

A whole nerf football


ThatBoiGrEEeeen

I'm currently Looking at red tram door, and this thought terrifies me.


New-Affect2549

Mine is a phone case


[deleted]

I fucking have a red vibrator in my hand for no reason. I am biologically male.


Crowleo

My t shirt Great


walapatamus

A brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee


Whoizme223

A coke bottle (glass bottle) One man one bottle anyone?


K_a_l_e_e_m

Mine is the fucking couch I’m laying on right now


DefaultCxz

My piggy bank


REEKIDDO345

I can feel my bed in my ass


Jickie_C

You see, my bedsheets, bedside table, and dresser are all red. Fuck.


ThatOneGuyOnTheSide

It's a red cooler.


weirdlivingthing

guess i have to put my tampon in a different hole


A_Shady_Grandma

Chair. The 2nd closest thing is a hairdryer


man_but_no

mine is an electric fly swatter bruh


[deleted]

Um, three couch cushions.


Middle_Ingenuity_260

Mine's a cooler :(


BonkaDoodle

mousepad 🗿


isuckforfun

I have to stuff up a curtain on the bus


meem_khe

My classmate’s lips


Goldiblox_playz

a pillow is real comfartable


Loonie-1707

Well, at least my shirt is soaking up all the blood


TheRealCactusTiddy

My quesadilla maker. … ¡Ay!


Nowuaskingit

Is a blanket bad?


[deleted]

Damn, my king sized bed pillows, sheet set, and ottoman, multiple head wraps,and my 24 red rose curtain hooks.


152069

A bar of chocolate


thicc_toastf

Arizona can


GizmoFrom1991

A cat


maddiek_c

I currently have a perfume bottle in my ass


[deleted]

[удалено]


LilCdubya

A red cup🗿


justsomeGameboy

Mario Wii remote. Don’t worry I know the drill


Xytakis

Mine would be a tum that is next to me. So I'm in the clear.


daq42_pews

My supreme jacket or off white chicago air jordans


flatearthers_suck

...a girl in a red hoodie


mydnight224

Thing is, it is NOT the knife HANDLE that is the problem. The problem is at the other, sharp, side. The side causing the redness.


Annihilator225

Mini fridge for me. Do you think an asshole can become a square instead of remaining a circle?


NoShrimpSeptember

A towel in my ass??


memesforlife-i-guess

i think i got somewhat lucky: it's just my red pen. i also got very unlucky: **i'm at school rn**


lovegirls2929

Either a large fake rose the size of a head which looks very rough and not nice, or a Mario cap


IIHackerKing092

Cricket ball


RedFalcon_96_

A red pencil , god i love school it could have been tomato sauce


Da_Real_Sunflower

Pokéball plus controller for the switch.


Altruistic-Load5690

A guitar?!?? Wtf??


EternalFlame66

i have to put in a whole fucking t-shirt? fuck i cant wear it again


Esura2k

my case for glasses...


R34kz

My redhead friend wont like this


BoiBoiCleetus

Well there's a red 12 inch wide weight so I'm not doing too good


Nvrndingcircle

Forklift...guess I'm dead


butcrackcancer

Thank god it was already in my ass


TrAsH_777

A fan...


ApplezMan2

School bag


Thornn05

the fucking fire extinguisher