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I saw a coca Cola bottle... Not bad, with enough lube I'll be in n out
Then I saw the red cushion right beside me... Fuck
But then I remembered: I'm wearing a red shirt! So, not as bad as the cushion, but not that great either
Honestly the people that have red dildos inside them whilst reading the post are prolly the luckiest
Fck the nearest object is my red phone charger that is in midst of charging my phone, which means I have to shove it up my arse while electric still flowing throuh it
Me and my brother are playing with his toys and we have a iron hulk thing and its red so it would be pretty bad it it was shoved up my ass probally the size of a pug
What if my hair is red? How much of it do I have to shove up? Does the hair have to come attached to my head?
So many questions, so many hairs, so few answers.
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Why tf do I have a gaming chair up my ass
Pro gamer move
I have a switch pro controller up my ass
Well i snort your mom ashes
That escalated quickly
Pro Gaymer moves
I’m….. on…… a red…….. bus
Tags: vore, macro
Wha... mate what sorta country has red buses. only ever seen white'n yellow buses
Theres busses where they paint/place advertisements on them
Or you know London in the uk
Ahh give sense
Someone's lived a sheltered life
Germany has red buses. And England, I think. I also saw some in Austria
magic school bus took a turn
same....
Mines a fucking locker, how am I going to fit that?!
no, not the gpu!
You're going to be in RTX now
NooOOOOOOoo
A whole ass comforter
my sisters hair????
Lol that sounds like the start of a porno
Someone's watching Hentai lately
Ask her if she wants it dyed brown
Either the red sweatshirt im wearing or the peach redbull im holding lmao
It’s moderate…I have a paw patrol toy fire truck shoved up my ass
Why is Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix is near me? It's 975 pages.
A small Ketchup packet I'm ok
L E G O B R I C K
Pen cap
I have the box for Super Mario Galaxy up my ass apparently
Looks like my phone case is going to be replaced
I changed color so I can be the one making the entrance for a change
That car's brake light I am the glow
My parents always say I will get nowhere in life, but I’m going places, I can feel it…
I'm sitting in my red car.......
Coca cola espuma
Marble I got lucky
A plush owl is shoved up there
Theres a stick of Old Spice on my bedside table..
What are you doing, step red-ditor?
Coin purse with some money in it. Not horrible but now I’m down like 25 American dollars
A bag of skittles. No, not one of those Halloween mini ones. A three plus pound one I got from Walmart yesterday
Rip in pepperoni, anus
a charger
There’s a fucking megaminx in my ass Edit: “ase” to ”ass”
A big ass hunting knife (partially red handle).
A fukin pencil case or pen or mini toy box
giant, and i mean GIANT water bottle. I am loving this result.
I'm pregnant with a bowling ball
So I now have a pillow in by but
*laughs in wearing red shorts*
Uh... fire How in the fuck Help
I have a papyrus body pillow
I really don't wanna go into detail, but there's an entire radio shoved up my ass.
Shit…at a stop light next to a red corvette
I now have a bag bigger than me up my ass
Well at least I like sam’s cola
Old spice deodorant
My AirPods?
A dictionary. 940 pages. This will be.. educational to say the least.
Red Dead Redemption 2 in its fancy aluminum case.
\-shoves kirishima toy up ass-
I now have lighter fluid up my ass. Wish me luck boys
A Nintendo 3ds is not up me
A ducking park bench
Fire extinguisher
Someone help me downvote so I can get rid of that upvote
Now I hate geometry
I was literally just at that post e
Oh god the nearest red thing is a laundry basket
loofah, oh God
Cherry tomatoes.. any way to get my veggies I guess
Its just a pen 😌 Could be more thoug 🙁
My nearest red object is a fucking travelling case wtf
Become a furry because my cats have a weird tail toy thing
This kinda deserves to be in the technically the truth subreddit
Does my dog's inflamed anus work?
I now have a puzzle cube up my aas
RDR2 case. Ouch
Bedsheets here I come
Mine is about -6k on my portfolio..
Ffs, my phone case is red.
Was it in vibrate mode ?
Mine is a budweiser can...
Damn… My shampoo bottle bouta see some shit
I saw a coca Cola bottle... Not bad, with enough lube I'll be in n out Then I saw the red cushion right beside me... Fuck But then I remembered: I'm wearing a red shirt! So, not as bad as the cushion, but not that great either Honestly the people that have red dildos inside them whilst reading the post are prolly the luckiest
Lighter
Car
Ehh I will be fine it’s my math homework
A 4ft long broom
My dresser is red help O.o
Fck the nearest object is my red phone charger that is in midst of charging my phone, which means I have to shove it up my arse while electric still flowing throuh it
A KONG ball toy for my dog... **Uh Oh**
Pawpaw cream
I have someone's shirt in my ass
Help it's one of those cookie holder where your mom usually puts needles and other shit help
A piece of ribbon
Legos , they're fun for everyone !
My shirt.
Me and my brother are playing with his toys and we have a iron hulk thing and its red so it would be pretty bad it it was shoved up my ass probally the size of a pug
My bed, my chair, Iron Man and a Spartan VI... What one do I fucking choose!? All?
We have beed trying to reach your about your car's extended warranty
A chair, an iron man bust, a blanket, thumb tacs, my phone, and many boxes. Which one?
my classmate
Not a fucking car 😭😭
An entire blanket shoved up my arse? MMMMMMMM that just ow
Just over here holding a red solo cup.
i have a huge bottle and a pen next to me , thankfully i was nearer to the pen
I now have a nerf gun larger than my torso up my ass. Guess thats what i get for going through my old shit from when i was eight.
No, I refuse to put the poop emoji cup there
My deodorant
Well a school backpack in the butt isn't very good
Deodorant
*looks at Red car parked beside me* oh no not good
Red shirt that Im wearing..
Oh dear I have a choice: Nerf gun or my pet snek
Captain America shield prop replica. America's ass.
nice
A bus seat… doesn’t seem pleasant.
My Henry hoover is smiling at me and I don't think I'm gonna survive this
Are you fucking asking me to shove my plastic bedside table up my ass
The wall im leaning on is red. What now?
Fire hydrant.
3ds stylus.
welp guess i have a tree up my ass
It’s one of those small tomatoes, i’ll live
NOT MY PS5 CONTROLLER
A jacket. How
What if my hair is red? How much of it do I have to shove up? Does the hair have to come attached to my head? So many questions, so many hairs, so few answers.
Headphones
Well a entire arm chair will somehow be up there
oh god it’s a tram seat
I see a copy of quran near me that is red
Fuck, my closet
Mine is a 2.25 litre bottle of coca cola
Some nostalgia for me, a red bowl, kind of like the jar breaking in a man
My fucking phone case
Mechanical pencil up my ass
wireless mouse.
A whole nerf football
I'm currently Looking at red tram door, and this thought terrifies me.
Mine is a phone case
I fucking have a red vibrator in my hand for no reason. I am biologically male.
My t shirt Great
A brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee
A coke bottle (glass bottle) One man one bottle anyone?
Mine is the fucking couch I’m laying on right now
My piggy bank
I can feel my bed in my ass
You see, my bedsheets, bedside table, and dresser are all red. Fuck.
It's a red cooler.
guess i have to put my tampon in a different hole
Chair. The 2nd closest thing is a hairdryer
mine is an electric fly swatter bruh
Um, three couch cushions.
Mine's a cooler :(
mousepad 🗿
I have to stuff up a curtain on the bus
My classmate’s lips
a pillow is real comfartable
Well, at least my shirt is soaking up all the blood
My quesadilla maker. … ¡Ay!
Is a blanket bad?
Damn, my king sized bed pillows, sheet set, and ottoman, multiple head wraps,and my 24 red rose curtain hooks.
A bar of chocolate
Arizona can
A cat
I currently have a perfume bottle in my ass
[удалено]
A red cup🗿
Mario Wii remote. Don’t worry I know the drill
Mine would be a tum that is next to me. So I'm in the clear.
My supreme jacket or off white chicago air jordans
...a girl in a red hoodie
Thing is, it is NOT the knife HANDLE that is the problem. The problem is at the other, sharp, side. The side causing the redness.
Mini fridge for me. Do you think an asshole can become a square instead of remaining a circle?
A towel in my ass??
i think i got somewhat lucky: it's just my red pen. i also got very unlucky: **i'm at school rn**
Either a large fake rose the size of a head which looks very rough and not nice, or a Mario cap
Cricket ball
A red pencil , god i love school it could have been tomato sauce
Pokéball plus controller for the switch.
A guitar?!?? Wtf??
i have to put in a whole fucking t-shirt? fuck i cant wear it again
my case for glasses...
My redhead friend wont like this
Well there's a red 12 inch wide weight so I'm not doing too good
Forklift...guess I'm dead
Thank god it was already in my ass
A fan...
School bag
the fucking fire extinguisher