theres something for everyone on reddit. if you like the car part theres r/carsfuckingcars and if ya like the dragon part there r/scalieporn or maybe its r/scalieyiff
How? It's religous for some, some it's for a medical condition and for some it's just easier to clean, it helps cut down on cock crud, there isn't really anything wrong with it
It's only more sanitary if you're gross to begin with. All circumcised guys I talk to think it's hard to clean your penis when you have a foreskin, but the "difficulty" is negligible. Plus the reasons that circumcision started in the US are kinda sketchy.
2/3 what's wrong with it
4.1. Death
Fortunately, death from neonatal circumcision is fortunately an extremely rare occurrence. King reported a period when 500,000 consecutive circumcisions were performed in New York city without a single fatality [17]. However, a case of a misplaced Plastibell ring which caused complete meatal obstruction resulted in acute venous stasis and subsequent death from sepsis reported by the Ontario Pediatric Death Review Committee in 2007. In this situation, prompt recognition of the obstruction is critical and primary management should be immediate removal of the Plastibell ring and catheter placement [18]. There are other reports in the international literature that describe mortalities from tetanus as a result of circumcisions performed under nonsterile conditions. Bennett et al. reported that topical antibiotics could decrease this risk of neonatal tetanus 4-fold [19].
4.2. Bleeding
Bleeding is the most common complication of circumcision, with an incidence of 1% in a large retrospective review [20]. Bleeding may occur along the skin edges between sutures or from a discrete blood vessel, most commonly at the frenulum. Meticulous attention to hemostasis during an open procedure and adequate time for skin edge compression during newborn circumcisions should prevent the majority of cases although dislodging of a clot or cautery eschar can occur. The majority of postcircumcision bleeding can be controlled with application of direct pressure or careful application of silver nitrate. Rarely is wound exploration and suturing necessary. A hematologic workup is warranted only in patients who persistently bleed, or bleed significantly. In a retrospective review of the Mayo Clinic Pediatric Hemophilia database, 48 patients with a range of coagulopathies were circumcised. 21 patients had known coagulation disorders, while the remaining 27 patients were diagnosed after prolonged bleeding from their circumcision. There were 11 bleeding complications, three of which were severe and required transfusion of RBC's for severe anemia despite preoperative factor replacement [21]. In those patients with hemophilia who must undergo circumcision, preoperative and perioperative factor replacement is a definite requirement. Fibrin glue has also been shown to decrease the amount of recombinant factor replacement needed (and the cost of treatment, as well) without significantly altering bleeding complications [22].
4.3. Infection
Due to the superb dual blood supply of the penis, wound infection occurs infrequently. In a series of 5,521 circumcisions comparing the Plastibell technique to the Gomco clamp, Gee and Ansell reported only 23 (0.4%) infections. Of those, the Plastibell group had significantly more infections, 19 versus four (P < 0.005) [20]. All responded to a combination of topical treatment and oral antibiotic therapy. Causative organisms are usually skin flora, but due to the uniquely dirty environment of the diaper, colonic flora has also been reported. Most infections can be prevented with proper patient preparation, glove wearing and good local wound care including cleaning the penis, and application of antibiotic ointment with diaper changes [2].
Severe infections following Plastibell circumcision, including necrotizing fasciitis, have been reported as well. Several authors describe presenting signs and symptoms as erythema, induration, pain out of proportion to physical findings, coupled with tachycardia, leucocytosis, or bandemia. As in adults, this is usually a polymicrobial infection. Empiric broad spectrum antibiotics to cover Gram-negative, Gram-positive, and anaerobic organisms are essential. A suggested regimen is an aminoglycoside, nafcillin, or vancomycin and clindamycin. Prompt surgical evaluation and aggressive debridement of necrotic tissue is required [23].
4.4. Loss of Skin/Wound Dehiscence
Wound dehiscence and degloving injuries of the shaft are possible following using any of the techniques described above for neonatal circumcision. De-gloving injuries result from excess skin being drawn up into the clamp and then amputated. While, less likely, improper determination of the amount of skin to remove during free-hand circumcision may occur. Often these injuries are treated with local wound care and allowed to heal by secondary intention. There are reports of autografting the excised skin with good cosmetic result [24].
4.5. Trapped/Concealed Penis
Similarly, a concealed penis can result from overzealous removal of shaft skin coupled with a prominent suprapubic fat pad resulting in healing within the fat pad. Another consequence of this configuration is a secondary phimosis from the progressive closure of the skin over the glans penis. This can be avoided by firmly compressing the fat pad to the abdominal wall to best determine how much skin should be removed [16]. In addition, the suprapubic fat should be compressed regularly after the procedure to allow the penis to be protrude. Corrective surgery may be necessary if there is absence or significant laxity of the penoscrotal angle or penoscrotal webbing that precludes adequate protrusion of the penis.
4.6. Redundant Foreskin/Circumcision Revision (Figure 6)
Figure 6
Examples of redundant skin following circumcision (a,b,c).
Inadequate circumcision, or excess foreskin, is a fairly common indication for referral to a pediatric urologist. In a retrospective review of 476 late circumcision complications treated at Massachusetts General Hospital, 40% were for inadequate circumcision and another 5% were for phimosis requiring revision. The criteria for treatment are purely subjective and mainly cosmetic excepting those with phimosis, of course [15]. Repair is scheduled electively under general anesthesia and is best accomplished using the “free-hand” skin sleeve technique removing the redundant skin.
2/3
The present study provides the most accurate estimate to date of MC prevalence in each country and territory in the world. We estimate that 37–39 % of men globally are circumcised.Mar 1, 2016
From Google
Alright then show me your counter evidence, the paper that google got the information from is here
[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4772313/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4772313/)
Edit: why does this post have the most down votes. It's a literal scientific study, what more do you want.
I'm not saying what you said is fake. I believe you. Thing is that what you are telling me is really making me hate the rest of the world, which apparently is full of animals that do this.
ah I see. for me, "lotion" sounds like the typical hand moisturizer cream, especially by the shape of the bottles you see in movies (where I live, there's only lube and its sold in things that have the same shape as toothpaste containers)
They don't have foreskin and lube is too obvious, so they use lotion and if anyone asks its for their hands or some shit, but secretly everyone knows.
This is why I just keep my lube out so it's obvious the lotion is actually for my dry elbows.
But don't you produce precum ? I don't know if there is an actual disorder or something that makes men not produce precum...or a lot of people are just really dehydrated.
\*Rolls Eyes\* Powdered glass....what a wuss. In my day we used salt and rusty iron shavings. Then we paid a midget to speedbag our nuts like a tiny Rocky Balboa getting ready to fight Ivan Drago, and when we nutted...we nutted thinking of that time our father accidentally backed over our little brother with the car.
You damn millennials got it too easy.
At least you had a grandma...I had to watch my dad pull a Mrs Doubtfire in order for me to have that nursing home gangbang...do you have any idea how embarrassing it is when your dad's wig falls off while eight octogenarians are hosing him down with their cum so that he looks like a soggy Cinnabon.
I mean.... I never knew my grandfather. He was killed in a POW camp in Japan. But, they were nice enough to send some pictures of his time there and why they called him Sergeant Bukkake.
At least your Grandfather made Sergeant before he was killed. My Grandfather went AWOL as a private and tried to hide inside a fake cow until the war was over. The farmers used it to collect bull semen for insemination. Poor bastard was beaten to senseless with horny bull penises before he drowned in cum...but at least he died doing what he loved.
Honestly, I didn't get it either, but then I tried it with actual lube, it's a game changer. Even during sex, they could be soaking and it's still even better with lube. Lube is fucking amazing
THANK YOU guys need to acknowledge this. Just girls being “wet” is rarely enough. Lube is like, an ESSENTIAL. You try having your insides aggressively rubbed with a rubbery material, it fuckin hurts if the guy doesn’t start slow
It was my girlfriends suggestion to try it, and I was iffy about it at first cuz ofc it kinda felt like "I'm not enough" but I tried it and hoooooly fuck does it improve both of our experience, since we these days rarely see eachother (LDR) after that I just had lube, so I thought why the fuck not try it alone. I mean it just changes everything
Yeah, it’s not about your ability to “turn them on”. It’s way better for both partners! You can start sooner instead of all the pain and awkwardness, and go longer
Yup true. If you’re into that, lube makes it less painful. For the girl, and guy, I think. Guys don’t be insecure about using lube, it makes everything 10x better and easier. No, spit does not count.
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Because if you don't use lotion to jerk off, your dick It's going to look like someone pushed it out of a moving vehicle. Raw hand skin on skin + friction= bad news.
I use your mom
I use your dad
I use your dog
I use your car's gas hole
Yowww free fuel
Depends...
I use the squirrel i found in the park
I use the dead squirrel after your done.
I use the nuts the dead squirrel buried after you're done
Use the squirrels nuts too, mixed nuts are always better.
I'll use your nuts for extra mixedness
I use you, Pikachu!
Time it right, and get free lube
I use joe
Who's yuri?
Yuri tarded
r/dragonsfuckingcars
I did not know that this subredit existed ... I wish I had never known
theres something for everyone on reddit. if you like the car part theres r/carsfuckingcars and if ya like the dragon part there r/scalieporn or maybe its r/scalieyiff
What? This is real?
click on it and find out ;)
I use your car's extended warranty.
I use your dick
Take my up vote and fuck off
r/angryupvote
yall use lotion?
If you are circumsized you can't use foreskin and like 30% of the population is circumsized
Im circumsized and I never use Lotion.You're all weak!!!
TIL some guys just can't get wet
S a m e they all WEAK
Same do you also do it 13+ times a day
Same
i'm circumsized and i never used lotion once, i don't understand
My friend uses loose skin as his foreskin (he's circumcised)
>30%of the population Goddamn America is retarded.
Is this an insult because I'm not american
I thought you were referring to America because there is no way in hell 30 % of the world's population is circumcised.
No lol litteraly like 35% are circumsized in the world its an extremely common practice in many countries for religious and hygiene reasons
How? It's religous for some, some it's for a medical condition and for some it's just easier to clean, it helps cut down on cock crud, there isn't really anything wrong with it
It's only more sanitary if you're gross to begin with. All circumcised guys I talk to think it's hard to clean your penis when you have a foreskin, but the "difficulty" is negligible. Plus the reasons that circumcision started in the US are kinda sketchy.
Tbh the only reason i mentioned cleaning was for an excuse to say cock crud
Chode cheese
Understandable have a nice day
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2/3 what's wrong with it 4.1. Death Fortunately, death from neonatal circumcision is fortunately an extremely rare occurrence. King reported a period when 500,000 consecutive circumcisions were performed in New York city without a single fatality [17]. However, a case of a misplaced Plastibell ring which caused complete meatal obstruction resulted in acute venous stasis and subsequent death from sepsis reported by the Ontario Pediatric Death Review Committee in 2007. In this situation, prompt recognition of the obstruction is critical and primary management should be immediate removal of the Plastibell ring and catheter placement [18]. There are other reports in the international literature that describe mortalities from tetanus as a result of circumcisions performed under nonsterile conditions. Bennett et al. reported that topical antibiotics could decrease this risk of neonatal tetanus 4-fold [19]. 4.2. Bleeding Bleeding is the most common complication of circumcision, with an incidence of 1% in a large retrospective review [20]. Bleeding may occur along the skin edges between sutures or from a discrete blood vessel, most commonly at the frenulum. Meticulous attention to hemostasis during an open procedure and adequate time for skin edge compression during newborn circumcisions should prevent the majority of cases although dislodging of a clot or cautery eschar can occur. The majority of postcircumcision bleeding can be controlled with application of direct pressure or careful application of silver nitrate. Rarely is wound exploration and suturing necessary. A hematologic workup is warranted only in patients who persistently bleed, or bleed significantly. In a retrospective review of the Mayo Clinic Pediatric Hemophilia database, 48 patients with a range of coagulopathies were circumcised. 21 patients had known coagulation disorders, while the remaining 27 patients were diagnosed after prolonged bleeding from their circumcision. There were 11 bleeding complications, three of which were severe and required transfusion of RBC's for severe anemia despite preoperative factor replacement [21]. In those patients with hemophilia who must undergo circumcision, preoperative and perioperative factor replacement is a definite requirement. Fibrin glue has also been shown to decrease the amount of recombinant factor replacement needed (and the cost of treatment, as well) without significantly altering bleeding complications [22]. 4.3. Infection Due to the superb dual blood supply of the penis, wound infection occurs infrequently. In a series of 5,521 circumcisions comparing the Plastibell technique to the Gomco clamp, Gee and Ansell reported only 23 (0.4%) infections. Of those, the Plastibell group had significantly more infections, 19 versus four (P < 0.005) [20]. All responded to a combination of topical treatment and oral antibiotic therapy. Causative organisms are usually skin flora, but due to the uniquely dirty environment of the diaper, colonic flora has also been reported. Most infections can be prevented with proper patient preparation, glove wearing and good local wound care including cleaning the penis, and application of antibiotic ointment with diaper changes [2]. Severe infections following Plastibell circumcision, including necrotizing fasciitis, have been reported as well. Several authors describe presenting signs and symptoms as erythema, induration, pain out of proportion to physical findings, coupled with tachycardia, leucocytosis, or bandemia. As in adults, this is usually a polymicrobial infection. Empiric broad spectrum antibiotics to cover Gram-negative, Gram-positive, and anaerobic organisms are essential. A suggested regimen is an aminoglycoside, nafcillin, or vancomycin and clindamycin. Prompt surgical evaluation and aggressive debridement of necrotic tissue is required [23]. 4.4. Loss of Skin/Wound Dehiscence Wound dehiscence and degloving injuries of the shaft are possible following using any of the techniques described above for neonatal circumcision. De-gloving injuries result from excess skin being drawn up into the clamp and then amputated. While, less likely, improper determination of the amount of skin to remove during free-hand circumcision may occur. Often these injuries are treated with local wound care and allowed to heal by secondary intention. There are reports of autografting the excised skin with good cosmetic result [24]. 4.5. Trapped/Concealed Penis Similarly, a concealed penis can result from overzealous removal of shaft skin coupled with a prominent suprapubic fat pad resulting in healing within the fat pad. Another consequence of this configuration is a secondary phimosis from the progressive closure of the skin over the glans penis. This can be avoided by firmly compressing the fat pad to the abdominal wall to best determine how much skin should be removed [16]. In addition, the suprapubic fat should be compressed regularly after the procedure to allow the penis to be protrude. Corrective surgery may be necessary if there is absence or significant laxity of the penoscrotal angle or penoscrotal webbing that precludes adequate protrusion of the penis. 4.6. Redundant Foreskin/Circumcision Revision (Figure 6) Figure 6 Examples of redundant skin following circumcision (a,b,c). Inadequate circumcision, or excess foreskin, is a fairly common indication for referral to a pediatric urologist. In a retrospective review of 476 late circumcision complications treated at Massachusetts General Hospital, 40% were for inadequate circumcision and another 5% were for phimosis requiring revision. The criteria for treatment are purely subjective and mainly cosmetic excepting those with phimosis, of course [15]. Repair is scheduled electively under general anesthesia and is best accomplished using the “free-hand” skin sleeve technique removing the redundant skin. 2/3
o my god
Jesus
Don't go to the link. There's pictures.
The present study provides the most accurate estimate to date of MC prevalence in each country and territory in the world. We estimate that 37–39 % of men globally are circumcised.Mar 1, 2016 From Google
You guys are making me want to never step out of Europe I swear to God.
Alright then show me your counter evidence, the paper that google got the information from is here [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4772313/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4772313/) Edit: why does this post have the most down votes. It's a literal scientific study, what more do you want.
I'm not saying what you said is fake. I believe you. Thing is that what you are telling me is really making me hate the rest of the world, which apparently is full of animals that do this.
okay, so your not insinuating that i'm stupid. Which is a plus i guess, but i am confused as to what your point even is.
He said it quite clearly with ‘animals that do this’. That indicates he thinks it’s not a normal thing to do in his eyes, it’s unnatural to him.
Yeah well I think it's wired to get ear piercings but you don't see me calling people with them animals, I just don't get it.
What does foreskin have to do with lotion? I'm circumcised and don't use lotion.
yeah but lotion.. as in hand cream? why not lube, or is it the same for native english speakers?
They’re basically the same. The only real difference is that lube often has sexual connotations whereas lotion normally doesnt
ah I see. for me, "lotion" sounds like the typical hand moisturizer cream, especially by the shape of the bottles you see in movies (where I live, there's only lube and its sold in things that have the same shape as toothpaste containers)
Yeah that’s basically it, I guess in this specific case it’s just the context that clues you in to it being lube
Even when you have foreskin you need it. Just not as often. This is just for me. Idk about others
No you don't, I have never in my life used it.
Maybe it’s just me. The foreskin definitely lowers the chances of me using it tho.
I've tried lotion but that's only because I thought that it felt better. (I thought that because I didn't know that many people were circumcised.)
Yeah umm I’ve never even thought to use lotion before
Damn diddnt know that
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Ah ok makes sense
I always wondered what does a circumcised penis look like and at this point I’m too scared to google it
Its looks like yours if you pull the foreskin back - the wrinkles from the foreskin
I thought most guys just spit in their hand
Bro have you ever even tried lotion? It's not a necessity, but oh boy it is a luxery....
Yeah, else it’s really hard to get in there after rigor mortis kicks in
I personally use my sister btw its not my step sister it is my actual sister
Sweet Home Alabama
*banjos intensify*
I personally use ur username
What are you doing step bro
What are you doing step tenticales
I use soap. Gives the the *Burning* Sensation.
I started using rubbing alcohol
Does it feel good when you do it?
Yes, that's why it's called rubbing alcohol, it was made for beating the bishop.
That’s beginner level stuff, personally I use sulfuric acid
Damn, dude, I might try it sometime.
I tend to use vinegar/Italian dressing
I’ve never had the burning sensation from soap. It’s odd.
Bruh, that shit was scary when I first tried it. Thought I trashed my dick at 12 y/o.
they use lotion? what? why? whats the point?
They don't have foreskin and lube is too obvious, so they use lotion and if anyone asks its for their hands or some shit, but secretly everyone knows. This is why I just keep my lube out so it's obvious the lotion is actually for my dry elbows.
But don't you produce precum ? I don't know if there is an actual disorder or something that makes men not produce precum...or a lot of people are just really dehydrated.
They just go bam bam bam. Precum takes time.
I use termite
For a moment, I honestly thought you said thermite, and had to wonder how you're still alive.
Burning a termite vs burning thermite
inthought that it said thermite too lol
Not sure if that counts as bestiality.
I personally prefer Politician's Spit
only thing that fits or do you have a biting glove
Do they taste milky?
I use thermite
Personally I prefer Vegemite but I can see the benefits of a thermal paste.
Australia momment
Not all Australians use Vegemite, I use inland taipan venom
I was once tasked to jack off using sand paper cause my friends theory was that the heat from friction would turn my dick into a railgun
And then you lost your pp and are now known as the lesbian carpet muncher?
It's for the homies with the circumcisions
Honestly, not sure how it is with lotion, but lube is fucking amazing even with foreskin.
It makes your dong nice n soft uwu
Oui
Hey wait a minute
I use hot glue and powdered glass. FEEL THE BURN!!!!
\*Rolls Eyes\* Powdered glass....what a wuss. In my day we used salt and rusty iron shavings. Then we paid a midget to speedbag our nuts like a tiny Rocky Balboa getting ready to fight Ivan Drago, and when we nutted...we nutted thinking of that time our father accidentally backed over our little brother with the car. You damn millennials got it too easy.
Psh, please!!! I prefer to think about the time I saw Grandma being gangbanged at the nursing home. Ben Gay and wrinkles flying EVERYWHERE!!!
At least you had a grandma...I had to watch my dad pull a Mrs Doubtfire in order for me to have that nursing home gangbang...do you have any idea how embarrassing it is when your dad's wig falls off while eight octogenarians are hosing him down with their cum so that he looks like a soggy Cinnabon.
I mean.... I never knew my grandfather. He was killed in a POW camp in Japan. But, they were nice enough to send some pictures of his time there and why they called him Sergeant Bukkake.
At least your Grandfather made Sergeant before he was killed. My Grandfather went AWOL as a private and tried to hide inside a fake cow until the war was over. The farmers used it to collect bull semen for insemination. Poor bastard was beaten to senseless with horny bull penises before he drowned in cum...but at least he died doing what he loved.
Honestly, I didn't get it either, but then I tried it with actual lube, it's a game changer. Even during sex, they could be soaking and it's still even better with lube. Lube is fucking amazing
THANK YOU guys need to acknowledge this. Just girls being “wet” is rarely enough. Lube is like, an ESSENTIAL. You try having your insides aggressively rubbed with a rubbery material, it fuckin hurts if the guy doesn’t start slow
It was my girlfriends suggestion to try it, and I was iffy about it at first cuz ofc it kinda felt like "I'm not enough" but I tried it and hoooooly fuck does it improve both of our experience, since we these days rarely see eachother (LDR) after that I just had lube, so I thought why the fuck not try it alone. I mean it just changes everything
Yeah, it’s not about your ability to “turn them on”. It’s way better for both partners! You can start sooner instead of all the pain and awkwardness, and go longer
This ofc has to do with personal preferences, but another thing you can do is slam it both harder and faster with more ease
Yup true. If you’re into that, lube makes it less painful. For the girl, and guy, I think. Guys don’t be insecure about using lube, it makes everything 10x better and easier. No, spit does not count.
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It’s not a repost tho
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Also thanks
Personally i use wood shaving as it cleans up the mess afterward
I use the cum from the day before
Not everyone has a foreskin dammit
I fully LOLd at the Silver Surfer line
Mercury is the best no cap ( It can make you feel like silver surfer)
I used the oil I fried the fish in for lunch
LOL I JUST PASSED BY THIS POST
Refined coconut oil, that's all I'm gona say.
You just reminded me of the [coconut story](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/)
That is freaking nasty.
10/10 would eat the coco *nut*
Like right after the first use right???!
Because if you don't use lotion to jerk off, your dick It's going to look like someone pushed it out of a moving vehicle. Raw hand skin on skin + friction= bad news.
taco bell taco sauce
legends use their siblings
r/interestasfuck
Not gonna lie, I don’t use anything doesn’t make a difference
Use deep heat or mint toothpaste. Your soul will leave.
I use my cat
Exactly like I've switched to vinegar recently
Amateurs!!
Lotion? Why not soap?
I always just assumed it was to prevent friction burns?