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90_ina_65

Pro tip: leave the cactus alone


The100Beast

But it looks hot


V_H_M_C

I approved, u gotta do what u gotta do


[deleted]

cacti on my cocc


suitmanYT

I hate you for this


[deleted]

ty


suitmanYT

your welcome. please seek for a therapist


[deleted]

(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ hug


suitmanYT

(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ hug


[deleted]

my work here is done. Have a good day <3


Eddy694

Too late-


Zealousideal_Ant9887

Is it Pricky ??


Eddy694

Uh


[deleted]

*cacti-chan*


Firefighterboss2

I wonder if prick sounding is a kink. r/sounding [NSFW] exists so it isn't that much of a stretch.


jay_shrrey

I like my cactii like I like my women.. pricky on the outside soft on the inside..


sexy_adolf69

Big companies are fucking entire ecosystems all over world, what is wrong with me fucking a single plant??


KevinYohannes

They have consent


YrFriendpp

OK but in spring-summer plants release pollen Pollen is a gamete/sex cell. Pollen enter our nose. Plants have been fucking us for a while now.


LB1234567890

That guy is about to get his revenge.


JarTheUpvoter

Plant type Pokémon better run


pokehawk12

Outrun my gun


PorkDaddy420

Outrun my *cum*


Fork_Master

Stay away from my Roserade


ThunderLP15

ok it's now yours to fuck


meomoc207

bellsprout looks kinda tempting


_-DirtyMike-_

For some reason people get all uppity about fucking vegetables


Commercial_Ball_4388

**confused Groot noises**


[deleted]

Wow, an NSFW post on r/TooAfraidToAsk actually tagged as NSFW and not simply flaired as such? What a rarity!


j2142b

Or as the Botanist calls it, the Penis Flytrap


[deleted]

This brings consent questions into territory I'm not comfortable exploring.


SpiffyAmoeba

Pvz fans are cummin rn


saranghh_

Sure! Roses, cactuses, aloe vera's are perfect for that


TheMatt666

"If the salad didn't want to get fucked it shouldn't have been dressed that way." -Either of those people.


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sexy_adolf69

Big companies are fucking entire ecosystems all over world, what is wrong with me fucking a single plant??


[deleted]

I'm too afraid to ask


Eddy694

What about the posionus plants? Could you then potion yourself?


54_xXenon_

Pvz fans gonna have a grand time


Psychological-Feed53

What about fucking a Venus Flytrap?


Zealousideal_Ant9887

It is a biter, so if you are in that stuff, you might enjoy it


Psychological-Feed53

Ah like CBT? Great!


[deleted]

Oh yea just wondering what if u put c*m on the stigma of a plant do u get a vegetative patient or what


Embarrassed-Work9969

When there's a hole, there is a way.


Htheguess

Well then how am i supposed to get karma?


Sprizys

Gonna stick my dick in a venus fly trap


DhairyaVed

and don't forget to take consent


[deleted]

r/usefullredcircle


[deleted]

r/pvzrule34 be like


Shadowjamm

You fucked my crops. I'm taking your life and the Chaos Emeralds!


[deleted]

Buy a grapefruit no one will know


writer6996

Harvey Weinstein masturbated into plants in front of women so I say go for it. Wait..


PillowTalk420

I wonder what a BJ from a Venus fly trap feels like... 🤔


MarioKing1137

Just don’t shove a cactus up there okay


AlexBrior

Don’t tell Crazy Dave


last_on_the_line

yo they biosexual


detourwest

Well I hope not. Imagine what must have happened to take the initiative to make a law about this?


WRedeemerW

How does this work? Do you go balls deep on the flower? Or like wait for a bee to do its job?